Chapter 15 The Wu Family Night Banquet
"Hey!Aman, you and Phantom Butterfly sweep the floor, do you want me to help?" Wu An passed by Aman's side and said jokingly, Aman flicked his hair and glared at Wu An, too lazy to pay attention to him, he has lived with Wu An for five years, does Aman still don't understand some of Wu An's vices? If you really think that Wu An is kind enough to help Aman, he will definitely die a miserable death, he will definitely stand aside and pretend to do it immediately, but he has been chattering and preaching, and he will never make a move, like a fly, he can't hurt you, and he will be disgusting to death!
Wu An, who was bored with himself, pretended to whistle disdainfully, and staggered to clean up the tools that Wu's father took out to clean up the wild boar, and when Wu An didn't clean up a few things, Aman had already swept the ground and brought out a few basins of water to wash away the blood stains on the ground, except for Wu An, who was almost splashed, it was still harmonious, Wu An seriously suspected that Aman's girl was deliberate.
After cleaning up the garbage, Wu An and Ah Man glanced at each other, stirring up an invisible spark, and both made a heavy nasal voice: "Hmph-" They each shook their heads and squeezed and pushed towards the living room.
Only the phantom butterfly was left to make trouble, and the blonde girl who didn't understand why the two of them were making a fuss again pitifully followed behind and chased after the two anxiously to persuade her, and there was a hint of crying trills in her soft and tender voice: "Brother and sister, wait for me, don't make a noise, woo, slow down!"
Ah Man carried his skirt and chased after Wu An and Ah Man, the two half-grown children with a lot of vindictiveness, and went straight to the house, bringing a gust of wind
Wu An, who rushed into the living room, found that Mo Chou was probing his brain to look at the laughing alley behind, and found that there was no one, so he quietly turned around and picked up a piece of braised pork from the table, and quickly put it in his mouth, Wu An and Ah Man just found Mo Chou's fleeting movements and the intoxicated expression on Mo Chou's face when they came in.
Savoring the delicacy in his mouth, enjoying the feeling of the taste spreading in his mouth, Mo Chou finally swallowed the braised pork reluctantly, slowly opened his eyes, reluctantly glanced at the braised pork, was about to move, and quickly looked back at the alley, Yu Guang found that Wu An and Ah Man, who were leaning on their chests with their hands at the door, were looking at themselves with a smile, startled, their mouths were wide open, and they quickly blindfolded themselves with their backhands, and looked at Wu An and A Man with wide eyes and surprise.
Mo Chou secretly regretted it in his heart, why didn't he find it, next time he must pay attention, he can't be taken away by braised pork, saying that he catches thieves and catches dirty, Mo Chou can be said to be dirty today, and the dignified congenital master was defeated by a plate of braised pork.
Remorse is not the solution to the problem, and not being able to spread this matter is a headache for Mo Chou, the world is big, and the reputation is the greatest!
Mo Chou's eyes rolled, he lowered his head and rubbed the corners of his clothes with his hands and slowly walked towards Wu An, looking at Wu An pleadingly: "Brother, don't say it." Pitifully bowed his head, Wu An almost agreed immediately.
Mo Chou looked at Ah Man again, and before he could speak, Ah Man was really Mo Chou's good sister, patted his little chest with righteousness, and said to Mo Chou righteously: "Don't worry, it's okay, Miss Ben will never say it." Turning his head to look at Wu An, there was obvious contempt in his eyes, and he gave a look: "My sister is also threatening, villain!"
Wu Anqi's nose crooked: "Am I threatening Mo Chou? I am educating Mo Chou, be polite, girls should be ladylike, okay, I admit that I want to see Mo Chou panicked!"
"Brother and sister, don't make any noise," Phantom Butterfly rushed over from behind, and asked suspiciously, "Don't say anything!"
Mo Chou didn't want more people to know that he didn't resist the temptation of food to eat all, and neither did his sister, so he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, don't say anything." That meal is ready, tell me to call you to eat, yes, eat!"
Aman is not a particularly curious child, so he doesn't ask, as long as Wu An and Aman don't quarrel, Mo Chou took his hand and looked at Wu An and Aman a few times before going to the back to serve food.
Wu An saw that Mo Chou was gone, and the heart of teasing faded, and in an instant and a friendly patted A Man's head to show reconciliation, A Man was angry fast, and he forgot quickly, and he was not angry when he was patted on the head by Wu An, and he squinted his eyes and rubbed it, Wu An suspected that the gene of being a cat before was released again, this is a killing move found by Wu An, no matter how angry A Man is, only the back of Ah Man's head with a kind mask, it will work immediately, A Man is angry, awakens the attributes of the cat, and is sure that his whole body is soft, and he can't make it out at all.
Of course, this must be someone who Ah Man agrees with in his heart, and only a kind person can touch it, if he doesn't know it, hum!
A few months ago, Ah Man went hunting, because he accidentally entered the depths of the jungle, he saw a wilderness rock wolf in the early stage of congenital, because this wolf accidentally threw out a tail and accidentally swept a few of Ah Man's hair close to the back of his head, and was broken countless ribs by the rampaging Ah Man's live fist to the flesh, knocked off a mouthful of wolf teeth, and pulled out all the hair on the tail before being dragged by the angry Empress Ah Man with the last bit of hair 720 degrees rotation and threw it straight to the sky and "flew" towards the deeper , By the way, remove that small handful of hair, as for the unlucky wolf, well, he threw off the territory of another innate demonic beast that Ah Man carefully selected to feel the breath, anyway, the scream of the wilderness rock wolf from the depths knew that the consequences were not good.
It is an airborne almost provocative way to "attack" the nest of the "other beasts", for the miserable appearance of the wilderness rock wolf, the angry and irrational monster will not care, at most after the fight sighed: "This invading guy is quite weak, Lao Tzu is so easy to bully, this kind of goods who don't know life and death dare to disturb Lao Tzu." ”
Wu An touched Aman's little head: "Good, go and call Uncle Cat to eat soon, I'll go see if my father is back." ”
Comfortable Mimi eyes, Ah Man rubbed Wu An's hand like a pleasure, nodded very obediently, smiled prettyly, and happily ran to Uncle Cat's room to call someone.
Wu An looked at Ah Man, who was trotting all the way, and said with a smile and whispered: "This little girl is still very cute when she is quiet!" Blowing leisurely, Wu An slowly shook and paced towards the gate, just in time to see Wu's father who rushed open the courtyard door with an empty basket and walked in.
Taking advantage of the last rays of the sunset, Father Wu and Wu An talked to each other and walked towards the backyard
The bright moon gradually ascended to the night sky, the stars that followed twinkled in the dark sky, the gentle light of the moon washed away the impetuousness of the day, the water was like tenderness, gentle and shining, and the smoke cage was cold and the water and moon veil.
Wu An's house is lit with candles, well, candles, this is Wu An's five years here has always been a major achievement, using a plant secretion as wax, to another plant fiber kneaded into the core of the candle, after ignition bright but not dazzling, the soft candle brilliance is as gentle as moonlight.
Wu An is most satisfied with this kind of candle is absolutely smokeless, and lighting the candle at night can also release a fragrance, according to Wu An went to Uncle Mao's old house to read some books and learned that smelling the fragrance of this plant burning for a long time can slightly enhance people's mental power, although it is not obvious, but mosquitoes are also meat in school, Wu An's family has never used magic to light the lamp, before I couldn't afford it, and then I couldn't look down on it.
Wu An provided it to the villagers for free, and everyone didn't have to endure the sunrise and sunset, Wu An secretly counted that there were a few children in the village who had no hope of cultivating after lighting candles for two years and were barely able to cultivate, although it was difficult to become a real martial artist for a lifetime, but it was much stronger than ordinary people. This feeling of hiding behind his back and taking care of others, the feeling of an unsung hero Wu An is extremely intoxicated, it's amazing!
Wu Anzheng was eating dinner noisily with the family, he never thought that "food is not spoken" was right, how could the prosperous table culture in China be abandoned because of a few words, and found that there was no "silent table at the table" in the Divine Wilderness Continent Wu An was happy for a long time, everyone should be happy when eating, laughing and laughing, and there are a lot of restraints and inexplicable rules for eating, and they must not be depressed to death!
So Wu An smiled and looked at Ye Rong, who was eating dumplings elegantly in small bites: "Feel free to do it!"
Although Ye Rong didn't know what Wu An was doing again, she knew that he had bad intentions, so she glanced at her and continued to taste the dumplings.
"This food was invented by Wu An, I didn't expect it to be delicious, I can tell stories, I can sing, I can cook food, and my talent for martial arts is not low, I don't know what else will happen?" Ye Rong thought silently in her heart.
Mother Wu warmly entertained Ye Rong, the more she looked at it, the more satisfied she became, she was born in everyone, she had a hard life, she was beautiful, she was elegant, and she seemed to have a good relationship with her son, well, the more Mother Wu thought about it, the more satisfied she became, and her face was even happier.
Father Wu entertained Uncle Cat on the other side of the table, took out good wine, and respectfully asked this question about martial arts like a student, and naturally pointed out two sentences at random with the strength of Uncle Cat's Sacred Domain realm, which benefited Father Wu a lot, and felt more and more unfathomable Uncle Cat.
Compared with them, Mo Chou and A Man's side is lively, there is the "casual" trend that Wu An said, Mo Chou's chopsticks are rapidly changing between the braised pork and his own bowl, and the braised pork on the plate is decreasing rapidly, seeing that the plate is about to bottom out in less than a few minutes after the meal opens, fortunately, Wu's mother knew this and prepared more than 20 plates of braised pork, occupying half of the table.
Ah Man is a cat, and the nature of cats is to make trouble, people come crazy, sit on a chair, jump up and down, although Wu An doesn't know what she is jumping, what she is jumping, and what she is happy about.
Wu An ate a mouthful of side dishes, looking at the lively family, extremely happy, this is the real appearance of home!