Chapter 33: The Depression of a Taoist Priest
After taking the train for three days in a row, Luo Yongshun opened his eyes twice in three days, once because he changed trains, and once because others had been sitting there because Luo Yongshun didn't eat or drink, thinking that Luo Yongshun was sick and slapped him a few times to wake him up, Luo Yongshun has been studying Xuangong with his eyes closed. I found a copy of "Evil Qi Golden Body Decision" and the golden body I practiced is not bad, as if the golden body is not bad is a technique removed from the "Evil Qi Golden Body Decision", and I tried to practice "Evil Qi Golden Body Decision" and found that the golden body I practiced was not bad and ran more smoothly, but because of the acupuncture points on the body that led the evil qi into the body, there was a faint pain, which was the result of being impacted by the evil qi. The golden body is not bad from Buddhism, Buddhism has a body is a stinky skin, so the golden body is not bad and can not reach the immortal level can be cultivated to the peak, Buddhism monks become immortals when they become immortals, and when they reach the Western Bliss, they are reshaping the golden body! Practicing this skill will attract the demons into the body, and it can make up for the shortcomings of the monk's divine sense, but it will not recover; Cultivate this skill, be cautious!"
Luo Yongshun once asked Hu Yuxuan, the heart demon is **, the heart is what he thinks but he doesn't do, and he doesn't have emotions to kill is the devil; the heart demon is himself, but it can also be regarded as another self Luo Yongshun listened to it for a long time and felt that this seemed to be a kind of mental illness, just like a split personality, the heart demon is a kind of hidden personality with bad thoughts, because of temptation, **, or other people's words and other reasons, this hidden personality is infinitely magnified. Isn't fighting against his original personality and demons a split personality, of course, this is just Luo Yongshun's own understanding of demons. The Heart Demon Tribulation is very dangerous, and cultivation should be cautious, Luo Yongshun feels that it is not bad to continue to cultivate the golden body. Since there are magic tricks, god fighting techniques, and magic summoning techniques, but the methods are a little cruel, and there are too many exercises Luo Yongshun took three days to roughly sort out the stacks of books, and some of them were changed just after reading the beginning.
Yuan Shen couldn't take the initiative to absorb the energy of heaven and earth before, but Yuan Shen's previous practice also consumed a huge amount of energy, and only by eating a lot of things could he replenish the body's energy consumption, and not being able to raise himself was also one of the reasons why Luo Yongshun stopped practicing! Now Luo Yongshun is standing at the exit of the train station and touching his stomach, feeling really hungry! With the living expenses given by the family, it is not enough to eat, Luo Yongshun's food standard is not good, he only requires that he is full and not too rough to eat, and he can only eat rice bowls when he goes to the restaurant. There are too many tourists in the surrounding mountains, and there are no large beasts, but there are still many sparrows in the air and fish swimming in the water. That night, Luo Yongshun went out of the dormitory and did not return for a night, and came back the next day with a satisfied smile on his face, but this time Luo Yongshun did not leave a fire and bones like before, making people think that there were wild people.
"Hey, Xinjiang is coming back!" As soon as he entered the dormitory, the fat man said hello, "I heard that your martial arts are very high, it's okay to jump from the dormitory, perform a Haza!" The fat man's words made Luo Yongshun move and jump a few times, as the so-called insiders look at the excitement, and the laymen look at the doorway, the classmates in the dormitory only feel that Luo Yongshun is beating the tiger and the tiger is applauding. Besides, the dormitory is so big, you can't really play a set of boxing techniques!
In the past few days, Luo Yongshun has been thinking about how to support himself, it has been a few weeks, but he has not come up with a way, to steal and rob or to do as little as possible, although the Heavenly Dao Tribulation is the three calamities, but there is also a fourth calamity, but compared to the three calamities, this fourth calamity is simply weak, although this fourth calamity is very strong for other monks!
In this era, since the Cultural Revolution, fortune-telling feng shui has become popular, Luo Yongshun can't tell fortunes and read feng shui, but he can catch ghosts and exorcise demons! Luo Yongshun posted a post on the Internet
"I'm a little Taoist! I can hunt ghosts and exorcise demons, and the price is negotiable! Find me after four o'clock in the afternoon on Friday! Because I have to go to class from Monday to Friday! Contact QQ Remarks: Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai, one is willing to fight, one is willing to suffer!"
After the post was sent, there was a reply: Reply 1: That stupid post?
Reply 2: Uncle policeman, there are people here who are engaged in cults, and they are here to arrest people!
Reply 3: This upstairs is clearly feudal superstition, okay, Taoism is not a cult! Uncle policeman, there are people here to change feudal superstition! Hurry up and get rid of it!
Reply 4: The above two are a family! The landlord is really interesting, and Zhou Yu hit the yellow cover
The post was posted for a long time, and the business did not wait, but waited for an education, and the police did not come to notify the school.
Director of Education's Office, Director of Education: "Luo Yongshun, you should study hard at your age" chattered a lot, and finally gave a punishment, fortunately Luo Yongshun exploded with his IQ in an instant, saying:
"I posted it on the Internet after losing a bet with a friend, and my last sentence of 'Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai and is willing to fight and suffer', which is what it means. "Well, at the end there was a verbal warning. Luo Yongshun walked out of the office with a depressed face, muttering in his heart, "What idle and painful policeman has nothing to do to trouble me, haven't I been a danger to the society!"
"Xinjiang, are you here to be a sprinkler?" a female classmate walked up to him.
"Tingting beauty," this Li Tingting generally looks a little baby fat, but not all of them are called girls and girls and boys outside, so Luo Yongshun habitually called it so: "I'll come over to receive punishment!"
"What's wrong?" Li Tingting grinned, and habitually joked with Luo Yongshun: "Did you steal chickens and touch dogs?"
Luo Yongshun didn't care about the other party's jokes, and said: "I posted a post on the Internet 'I am a Taoist priest who can hunt ghosts and exorcise demons', and the school leaders knew about it, don't you come to receive punishment!"
"What kind of punishment, is it serious?" Li Tingting stopped smiling and asked with a serious face.
"Verbal warning!"
When she heard that it was not serious, Li Tingting smiled again and said: "It turns out that you are still a Taoist priest? Why don't I know when you will become a monk? Come and calculate for me when I will get rich, and what will be the winning number of tomorrow's lottery?"
Luo Yongshun was depressed in his heart, and said without saying: "I don't know how to look at the face, I will catch ghosts then, and you don't believe it, and you don't understand." You're busy, I'll go first. Just a few steps away, a voice came from behind: "Xinjiang has time to play together!"
Luo Yongshun didn't look back and waved back: "Okay, as long as you have time!" Thinking about when I don't know when I will be able to earn money to support myself, Luo Yongshun is even more depressed.