Chapter 33: Oscar's Stinky Tofu
At 4 o'clock the next day, when Li Linxiao woke up, he found that he had fallen asleep in the dormitory of Shrek Academy.
Li Linxiao was idle, Li Linxiao whispered to the mechanical watch: "What should I do now?" The mechanical watch said: "Practice! Didn't you set a reminder?" Li Linxiao said: "Revoke that! Maybe I can't be so accurate." ”
The mechanical watch said: "Well, it's better to make a habit, forget the record, record type reminder." Li Linxiao snorted and said, "You rest!"
Tang San generally liked to practice the secret method of the Tang Sect on the roof, Li Linxiao quickly thought of this, and immediately walked out of the dormitory and looked at the roof of the academy, where a blue-haired man was sitting cross-legged and practicing.
Li Linxiao also jumped up, closed his eyes and began to practice the Purple Pole Demon Pupil, Tang San also sensed Li Linxiao's existence, and said with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Linxiao, why did you come to practice so early?" Li Linxiao said: "Third brother, I watched it in Douluo, you just like to sit on the roof in the morning and practice." ”
Tang San said embarrassedly: "Linxiao, what you say is weird! What do you mean by liking to practice on the rooftop." Li Linxiao smiled and said, "Then third brother, what do you say?" Tang San said: "The aura is heavy in the morning, and it often floats above, so it will be better to sit on the roof in the morning to practice." ”
Li Linxiao said: "Third brother really understands, by the way, why are we here so late today, and the master and Dean Flender are nothing?" Tang San said: "Of course I know where you went, so I told the master that you have something to do and go back to your hometown." ”
Li Linxiao said with a sigh: "Third brother, my Xuantian Gong has broken through the first level, and now it belongs to the second level. Tang San said, "That's congratulations." Li Linxiao said: "This is far worse than you, your Purple Pole Demon Pupil has already entered the subtleties!"
Tang San said sadly: "This is nothing, it's still far from protecting her!" Li Linxiao said with deep understanding: "It's Sister Xiaowu, right?" Tang San said: "Yes, Brother Linxiao, listen to your tone, right?" Li Linxiao said: "Hehe, third brother, you are a god!"
Tang San said: "I just want her to be fine, no matter whether I am dead or alive!" Li Linxiao said resolutely: "Third brother, I'd rather die by myself than let her get hurt!"
The two of them were like this, chatting while practicing, and after about two hours like this, they suddenly heard a shout: "It's time to eat!" Li Linxiao opened his eyes without surprise, and jumped down with Tang San, Tang San said: "In a normal situation like this, we can't eat if we don't hurry up." Li Linxiao said: "I know, I'll call them." ”
Stepping into the bedroom, all of them were in a sleeping position, Li Linxiao woke up the 9 people one by one, Liao Lianxiao said: "Linxiao, it's not dawn yet, why did you tell us to get up?" Li Linxiao smiled and opened the curtains, and said, "What do you think?"
Liao Lianyi said: "Forget it, ask everyone's opinions, and if you want to continue sleeping, say okay!"
Li Linxiao said disdainfully: "Okay, you go on, I'll go to dinner." Liao Lian said, "It's okay, we'll eat you later." Li Linxiao said: "Hehe, I'm afraid I'm going to eat air! It seems that the fat man first entered the canteen." ”
Suddenly, 9 people hurriedly sorted out their clothes, and in about a minute, they had done everything and went straight to the college cafeteria.
Li Linxiao chased after him, and the ghost shadow was launched, surpassing everyone at once, but as soon as he arrived in the cafeteria, Li Linxiao, who was originally happy, was stunned all of a sudden.
There were already plates of "CDs" on the table, and the 9 people felt that it was also Li Linxiao's expression, and Dai Mubai seemed to be still grabbing something with Ma Hongjun. Li Linxiao walked into the cafeteria, and Tang San saw Li Linxiao and the others coming: "Linxiao, look! I said that I would be swept away later." ”
Li Linxiao smiled bitterly at Tang San and said to Dai Mubai, "Mubai, who are you?" Dai Mubai said: "I was grabbing the last plate of food with this fat man, and I grabbed it and gave it to you to eat." Li Linxiao said: "Forget it, you can't die of hunger." ”
Oscar looked at Li Linxiao and said, "Beauties, handsome guys, we have all eaten, do you need to eat?" Li Linxiao said: "Hurry up and use the soul technique to turn into tofu!" Oscar recited his disgusting soul spell again, posing in that disgusting posture, and suddenly, dozens of pieces of stinky tofu.
Suddenly, a foul smell filled the cafeteria, and Oscar said, "Come and eat my tofu!" All the women gave Oscar a blank look, Li Linxiao knew that Liao Lianyi and Ye Fengchen's violent temper could kill Oscar.
Li Linxiao immediately went over and put the tofu in his mouth to eat, Li Linxiao said: "Although it stinks, the texture and taste are very good." Liao Liao said, "Don't disgust me. Ye Fengchen said, "Where can this thing be delicious?"
Li Linxiao said: "If you don't believe it, you can taste it!" Everyone looked at each other, and no one came to eat Oscar's tofu for a long time. Oscar was dissatisfied: "What do you mean, this thing is good!"
4 women ran to Xiao Wu's side, and Xiao Wu said to Oscar: "Don't come here, if you come here, I will kill you violently and fall to death." ”
Oscar came to annoy Li Linxiao's 5 men, Zhang Leixin and Huang Tianlan said: "Let's come." The two of them held their breath and ate Xiang Oscar's tofu, and the tofu melted into their tongues, as if something had slipped on their tongues, and it tasted good.
Huang Tianlu and Zhang Leixin had expressions of enjoyment, Liao Lianyi couldn't help it, and said to Zhang Leixin: "Is it delicious?" Zhang Leixin said: "Very good, you can taste it too!"
The three of them also ate the tofu with their breath, and suddenly, they also felt that Oscar's tofu essence was. Tang San said: "Linxiao, let's go, master, are they waiting for us outside?" Li Linxiao followed Tang San to the outside of the academy, and everyone also came out.
Outside, Zao Wou-Ki and Yu Xiaogang were already waiting, and Li Linxiao said to Yu Xiaogang: "Teacher, what do you call us?" Yu Xiaogang said: "Let's go, follow you Teacher Zhao and me to the Star Dou Great Forest!" Li Linxiao said: "What are you doing?" Yu Xiaogang said: "You don't have a soul ring yet, so you have to make up the soul ring first." Li Linxiao was pleasantly surprised: "So, we are going to hunt soul beasts this time?"
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