Chapter 60 is that you can't tell the difference between the brake and the accelerator
At Ouyang Qingfeng's home in the capital, Luo Yongshun was eating, looking at the equipment, stuffing the food in his mouth, and said indistinctly: "What are you doing with these things?"
"Let's set off tonight to collect evidence, and it's good to collect the evidence as soon as possible! This mission involves too many problems, and a country that makes a mistake will be stolen!" Ouyang Qingfeng danced on his fingertips with a dagger in his hand. "Now that you're ready, you won't be looking around when you use it!
"What do I use?" Luo Yongshun asked curiously.
"Go exploring the road tonight, don't you take a weapon to defend yourself?"
"I have a weapon!" Luo Yongshun said of the dagger he snatched from Zhang Youzheng: "This! This dagger is very sharp, I have divine skills to protect my body, the skin and bones of my body are the strongest, and I can even block bullets when I move my skills, but I was still stabbed by it, and this dagger is highly poisonous, fortunately I didn't stab my internal organs at that time, otherwise I wouldn't be where I am today! This incident makes me feel that my cultivation needs to be improved!"
Ouyang Qingfeng took the dagger and swiped the plate and table to the end at the thing in front of him, the incision was smooth! Luo Yongshun blinked and said: "The knife is still sharp, only a knife slit is made, if all the things are scattered, what will you let me eat!"
"You've been eating for a long time, are you still eating?" Ouyang Qingfeng returned the dagger to Luo Yongshun and said: "Even if we martial arts practitioners can eat it, but you have eaten all afternoon, and you have ordered takeout seven times, you still eat it? We are going to set off before dark!" Ouyang Qingfeng put on another shirt on the equipment jacket, and then put on a suit and bow tie, and a handsome successful person appeared in front of Luo Yongshun.
"Can you compare with me? I'm a qi refiner, it's casual, you're a martial artist, there's a difference, okay!" Luo Yongshun stuffed the food and said, "Doesn't it mean that there are very few masters now?
"These are very few! The various sects cherish themselves, the exercises are passed down by word of mouth, and there are very few secret books that have been handed down in words, and they are unwilling to pass on the exercises to people outside their own sects, and because these sects can manipulate people's beliefs, all dynasties have slaughtered and exterminated them, and they are said to be feudal superstitions, and of course there are indeed people who take advantage of the loopholes of faith to collect money! Therefore, there are more of them, so the exercises that can be handed down are all the exercises that have been learned by the outer disciples, although they have dabbled in the inner door exercises, they are all skins in a single month. You are really lucky, the first time you have seen the backbone of the occult world, they are all extremely talented people, just fragments of exercises, but they have also cultivated to the realm of accepting gods. Last time, they were invited by the government to deal with Aluke Lancet, but they were not as good as you, a hairy boy! Among them, the wisdom of cultivation is the highest, but the condensation realm is still inferior to you, with your current cultivation, it can be regarded as an ancestor-level existence in any sect, and now only a few sects still have Yuanshen stage monks!"
"Seriously, I'm really inferior to them in terms of talent and qualifications, and I can't even compare to you, but I have a good master!"
"Alas, people have to die more than people! You also hurry up and change your clothes! You will set off in a while!" Ouyang Qingfeng took out a suit and threw it next to Luo Yongshun.
"I've got a suit, too! Don't make a fuss, I won't suffocate to death wearing this! Is there anything else?"
"Are you so picky? just a set of clothes!"
"I've never worn this kind of clothes, and it will definitely be uncomfortable to wear them all of a sudden! Besides, we're going to be thieves, not going on a blind date!"
"We're going to collect evidence to catch thieves, not thieves!" Ouyang Qingfeng took out another set of civilian clothes and said: "That's the only one, go take a shower before dressing, look at your hair, you look like this destination to collect evidence, before the evidence is collected, you may be arrested as a thief!"
"The difference between a thief and an errand is that one has a certificate and the other has no certificate!"
"Don't bother, hurry up! Give you a fifteen-minute shower!"
Luo Yongshun finally put down the food in his hand and walked to the bathroom to take a shower. Luo Yongshun is indeed time to take a bath, in the past two days in the mountain nest, from time to time to perform a soil escape technique, now his hair can't be rubbed by hand, and his body is full of ash, when he is in the prime minister's office, the prime minister doesn't care. Ouyang Qingfeng often goes out on missions, and these ashes are nothing, but different tasks have different dresses. It's not a good idea to carry dirt with you on this mission.
Three minutes later, Ouyang Qingfeng frowned, opened the window, pricked a silver needle behind his ear before stretching his brows, and shouted into the toilet: "What are you doing?
"Excrete the waste in the body!" In fact, not long after Luo Yongshun started cultivating, he would seal his sense of smell when he went to the toilet.
"What are you? Eat and pull! If you don't want to be complained about by the neighbors, clean up the smell quickly! There are still ten minutes left according to the departure time, hurry up!"
"Urge me again, believe it or not, I'll eat after pulling! Pull again after eating!" Luo Yongshun said.
Ouyang Qingfeng pushed the door and looked at Luo Yongshun who was sitting on the toilet and said, "Eat! Eat now, I'll watch you eat, and then pull after eating!"
Luo Yongshun looked at Ouyang Qingfeng in a daze, and then realized that he didn't say what he wanted to eat just now, but Ouyang Qingfeng understood it, but he deliberately came to tease him. "I, day, your uncle!" Luo Yongshun burst into foul language, "I mean eating food, not eating shit!
"My uncle, do you still like men, then I have to withdraw quickly!"
Luo Yongshun said angrily: "Get out!"
"There are still five minutes!" Ouyang Qingfeng urged.
"Got it!" Luo Yongshun also wanted to hurry, but his body was too dirty, so he took a shower for ten minutes and dressed for two minutes.
Fifteen minutes later, the two finally went downstairs and were surrounded by a group of policemen, and a capable man said: "Qingfeng, what are you doing again? What a big smell! Someone reported you, saying that you are working on biological and chemical weapons! Do you want to help?" Obviously, this person knew Ouyang Qingfeng and knew his profession.
"No need!" Ouyang Qingfeng pulled out the silver needle from his neck, sniffed the air around him, and then put the silver needle behind his ear and said, "In another half an hour, the smell should be almost gone!"
The lean man said, "That's it!"
A young police officer asked, "Team Liu, this is leaving?"
Team Liu pointed at Ouyang Qingfeng and said to the little policeman: "You can search if you want, as long as he agrees." ”
Ouyang Qingfeng said: "It's okay, let's go search it!" The one with the door open is!Team Liu, let's leave first if we still have something to do!" As soon as the little police officer heard this, he was about to go up to search, but no one was with him, and he guessed that Ouyang Qingfeng's identity was not ordinary, so he hurriedly retreated.
"Go get busy!"
Ouyang Qingfeng asked Luo Yongshun: "Do you know how to drive?"
"Yes!" Luo Yongshun said affirmatively: "It's just that the brake and the accelerator are not clear!" These words made Ouyang Qingfeng have a black line in his head, and the policeman behind him who was about to leave staggered, and they all couldn't help laughing.
On the way back to the police station, Team Liu said to the police officer: "Xiao Wang, you are new here, there are some people you don't know the background, and you should do what you should do, and you should act." Next time, don't be so impulsive, fortunately, this Ouyang Qingfeng is easy to talk to, if you meet someone who is not good at talking, you don't want to stay in the capital!"
"Team Liu, who is this Ouyang Qingfeng?"
"The deputy chief of the Seventh Section of the National Security Bureau, with the rank of colonel, is still the real power faction in the National Security Bureau!"
This sentence made the little police officer break out in a cold sweat!