Lu Yan smiled on the other end of the phone, "Probably, do you know how Chi Wang chased his partner back then?" ”

"How?"

Lu Yan: "Under the floor of his girlfriend's dormitory, he used candles to form a heart, and then played the guitar and sang love songs, the key is to use white candles, his girlfriend ...... No, I wasn't a girlfriend at that time, so I couldn't bear to take the bucket of water and splash it down, so that he could roll as far as he could. ”

Coincidentally, Chi Wang was also sitting next to Lu Yan.

Hearing his captain expose his black history like this, he immediately became angry like a fire-breathing dragon: "That's obviously smoke and shyness!! I can sue you for defamation!! ”

Jiang Yong: "......"

It's pitiful, and sure enough, the IQ plus points are added to the game talent.

In contrast, Lu Yan's behavior was suddenly not so difficult to understand.

Jiang Yong sighed: "I still have a question, do you boys really think that you boys look good in a pink dress with flip-flops?" ”

Chi Wang sat close and heard Jiang Yong's voice, so he continued: "First of all, let me declare, it's not flip-flops, it's clogs, it's just that the workmanship is not good and looks like plastic, how is it not good-looking, the oversized bow on the head and lace and fishnet stockings, that is simply the favorite of male compatriots, you girls may not understand, those things are torn apart...... Oh! Marine, you pinch me! ”

Lu Yan calmly withdrew his hand and said to Jiang Yong: "It doesn't matter if it's good or not, the philosophical issues in it are not understood by a single dog girl like you." ”

Jiang Yong: ???

Aesthetics and her single have a woolen relationship??

Jiang Yong had a question mark on his head: "You are not like a single dog, what philosophical issues can you understand but I can't?" ”

Lu Yan: "This question will naturally be known when you have a boyfriend." ”

Jiang Yong: "You won't die if you talk about it." ”

He smiled like Little Red Riding Hood's wolf grandmother, "If you really want to know, I don't mind being your boyfriend for a while, so that you can get a look at what that suit attracts us." ”

Chi Wang: "......"

The voice of the WeChat call was a little distorted, and Chi Wang didn't hear that it was Jiang Yong's voice, but he only knew that Captain Lu, who was pretending to be something outside, actually showed a wolf's tail in front of a little girl.

So who is this little girl?

Chi Wangna was curious, and he bent his head to see what the notes on the call interface were.

Lu Yuguang caught a glimpse of the sneaky Chi Wang, and reached out to take the phone to the other side.

Chi Wang: How can ...... be like this?

Lu Yan said those, Jiang Yong knew that she was tricking her as soon as she heard it, and snorted a few times, "I don't want to know this, it's definitely not a good thing, but you are not allowed to do this kind of stupid thing in the future!" ”

Lu Yan asked lazily, "Why aren't you allowed to do it?" ”

Why?

What else could it be!

It's okay to lose the dead during today's live broadcast.

The key is to dress her daughter so ugly!

When did her daughter suffer such a grievance!

This is obviously a very simple truth, Jiang Yong was dumbfounded by Lu Yan's straightforward rhetorical question, held back for a long time, and held back a sentence, "The little girl is not chasing like this, it's okay if you don't make the little girl angry like this, what progress do you want." ”

"Who says there's no progress?" Lu Yan slowly whispered through his mobile phone, "You know that you took the initiative to call me, isn't this progress." ”

(End of chapter)