Chapter Seventy-Three: Procrastination
Feng Chime frowned when he heard Niu Qing shouting, glared at him, and said, "What are you yelling about! This is not a trip, how can you do it if you are not prepared!"
Jing Jun was stunned when he heard this, and he didn't know who was urging him in a hurry just now.
Niu Qing didn't care, continued to grin with a big mouth, touched the sharp and sharp horns, and said, "Yes, what the girl said is right, let's prepare slowly, don't worry." ”
Seeing this, Mao Yanran covered her mouth and chuckled, and the wind chime glared at him fiercely again, turning her head and not talking again.
At this time, Jing Jun had already packed up, took out the box containing bullets, and was about to carry it to himself, Niu Qing was quite eye-catching, hurriedly grabbed it, and said, "Eh, brother, this big brother will do it." ”
said that the arm thicker than Jing Jun's thigh passed through the harness, and when the other arm was about to be worn, he didn't want him to use too much force, and there was a soft "snap", the strap broke, and the box fell to the ground with a "bang".
Jing Jun was taken aback, fortunately, this kind of box is shockproof, or if it is not full of gunpowder bullets, it is inevitable that there will be a possibility of misfire when hit.
In fact, this box is about two feet long and one foot wide, with Jing Jun's current body, it is not a problem to carry it and march, and the box strap is mainly designed to fit the elastic of the normal human body type, but Niu Qing is too burly, and he has a lot of strength, and he doesn't know how heavy he is, so he will break the strap.
Niu Qing's face turned red, but his dark complexion was not obvious, and he said, "This is not strong!" After that, he shouted at the outside, "Come on! Change two cow belts! Hurry up!"
As soon as the words fell, a figure flashed outside the door, and a subordinate walked quickly to Niu Qing, listened carefully to Niu Qing's instructions on how to sew a strong strap, and then walked out with the box in his arms.
According to Jing Jun's meaning, if the belt is broken, just change the box, and you can't afford to work others to delay more time, but before you can speak, the next person will come in, and then simply listen to the instructions, go straight out with the box, and hold the words back into your stomach, so it's not uncomfortable.
Niu Qing's eyes rolled, and then he said: "Brother, wait a minute, this is a long way to go to the mountain, it is difficult to ensure that there is no problem if you don't get stronger, soon, it's okay!"
Jing Jun had no choice but to respond casually: "Follow Brother Niu's wishes." ”
Feng Chime just couldn't get used to Niu Qing's recklessness, his apricot eyes widened, and he said angrily: "Why do you have so many problems when you come!"
"Eh, my sister's words are wrong, it's better to be fully prepared at home than to have an accident outside, you see, if we go out this belt is broken, wouldn't it be a waste of our time?"
Niu Qing listened to the wind chimes and reproached, but his face was straight, and he actually replied in the tone of the division commander.
"You, you're still reasonable!" Feng Chime didn't expect Niu Qing to speak like this, and he was angry for a while, but he couldn't think of how to fight each other.
"The main thing is that the place we went to this time is not trivial, only General Niu has gone deep into Southern Xinjiang in the entire Donghai Town, and I have also been to the periphery of Southern Xinjiang, don't look at the rest of Donghai Town, there are so many people, they have never been there!" Niu Qing held his head high, quite complacent.
"Hmph, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!" Wind Chime stopped arguing with Niu Qing, turned around and pulled the lively cat Yanran to the side.
In fact, Niu Qing is resolutely implementing the delaying strategy that Niu Ben just ordered, this kid doesn't look like he is sometimes confused, but his brain is not stupid.
He knows very well what kind of place it is in southern Xinjiang, if he doesn't go to a high-level magician, the high-level warriors basically have no return, and they can cope with the miasma all over the mountain, and it is difficult to avoid poisonous insects everywhere, and poisonous insects can't help but inevitably break into the territory of a certain tribe of the snake clan, even if they are invincible in the snake clan, there are more ferocious and terrible crocodiles, and the crocodile clan is more powerful than the Dark Great Demon Saint crocodile damage of the Lightning Great Demon Saint.
Niu Qing was also just established in Donghai Town three years ago, and he went to the periphery of southern Xinjiang with Niu Ben to demarcate the area.
Niu Ben asked him to accompany the three of them, and clearly told him to delay the trip as much as possible, and when the two old men arrived, he would have a backbone.
Therefore, he came out of the cow Ben and began to think about how to delay the time as much as possible, this kid is asking him to fight a war to make a strategy to control the enemy, and the eight sticks can't come up with an idea.
But some clever people are endless, a pat on the head, decided to start with eating, usually three or five minutes of wind and clouds for a breakfast let him eat for half an hour, and pretended to pack up for a while, but after a long time I don't know what to prepare, the main thing is that he is also used to the sky and the earth on weekdays, anyway, the body is strong, basically there will be no diseases.
Only then did he slowly move to Jing Jun's yard, but he didn't expect Jing Jun to be preparing carefully during this time, and he just cleaned up when he came, and suddenly he was deflated, and he dared to love the time just now is not a delay, seeing Jing Jun carrying the box, he had an idea, stepped forward to grab it, and with a little force, he really pulled the belt off as he wished, and called someone to whisper and ordered to carefully select a good cowhide, especially instructed "not to worry", Jing Jun and Feng Chime didn't think about this aspect at all, so Niu Qing's little abacus played very well.
"Brother, let's go back to the house and wait first, we have to use good leather this time, after all, we have a long way to go to the mountains of southern Xinjiang. ”
Niu Qing saw that the wind chimes ran to the side, and sat on a stone bench where everyone had come to rub the light at night since Jing Jun used the lightning ball to illuminate, and there was no place to sit on the stone bench brought by Niu Ben's order, and he pinned his head angrily, feeling very proud, so he no longer stimulated her, but said to Jing Jun.
"Uh, big brother, this should be pretty quick to change the belt......"
"Oh, brother, I was in a hurry to leave just now, I forgot to drink water, I'm thirsty, I'll go drink some first!"
Niu Qing didn't wait for Jing Jun to finish speaking, he had another plan, and after that, he strode up the steps and pushed open the door.
“...... , Okay then......" Jing Jun was stunned, looked at Niu Qing, who had already entered the house, and whispered behind his back that there was still half of the words left just now.
Niu Qing was very unkind, after entering the house, he picked up the teapot and shook it, feeling that there was water, turned over a tea bowl, poured a full cup, put it on his lips, slightly pursed his big lips, blew gently, slowly shook his head and blew four or five times before opening his mouth and taking a sip of tea, such a small sip of tea was not enough to moisten his big mouth, but he pretended to be deep and slightly closed his eyes, his head was slightly raised, and his mouth made a sound of "ha" extremely enjoyable, as if he was tasting a peerless tea that is rare in a hundred years.
Niu Qing's series of exaggerated expressions and demeanors when he took a sip of tea made Jing Jun slow down for a long time, what happened to this stunned young brother early this morning, why did he enjoy drinking tea so much, as if he had never drunk tea in his life, but he obviously drank the same tea one pot after another every time he came to the door, what happened?
When Feng Chime heard that Niu Qing was going to the house to drink water, he didn't pay much attention to it, thinking that he might indeed be in a hurry to drink water, but when he saw Jing Jun go up to the third step, his left foot was on top and his right foot was down, but there was a puzzled expression on his face that had never appeared in the past few days, and he felt strange, so he followed Jing Jun's gaze and looked into the house.
At this time, Niu Qing's first small bite had been tasted, and he was pretending to start taking the second bite, and after a set of procedures, he was stunned by the wind chimes, and his mind was similar to Jing Jun's, "This stupid cow took the wrong medicine today?"
Niu Qing ignored the two of them, and still took the third sip by himself, the wind chimes broke out first, and shouted: "Niu Qing, you are sick!
Niu Qing might as well be so angry with wind chimes, he was slightly closing his eyes to suck the third sip into his mouth, and suddenly there was a sharp scream, which scared his big hands and trembled, and the tea bowl fell on the table, "bang", water stains splashed, and the tea bowl did not fall apart because it fell on the wooden table, but most of the remaining tea splashed on Niu Qing's clothes.
"Sister, sister, sister, what's wrong with you, brother, I'm drinking tea. Niu Qing looked at the wind chimes trembling slightly in horror and asked tremblingly.
"What's wrong with me? Hah! You have to go to this place every day to drink several pots of tea, which tendon is twitching badly today, that nervous look, what are you pretending to be there!!" and ask me what's wrong!" Wind Chime's tone softened slightly, but his face was still sinking like water.
"Oh, haha, sister, don't you know, let's not go far away, I don't know how long this will take, it must be different from at home outside, not everywhere you can drink such fragrant and delicious tea in our Donghai Town, so my brother has a feeling, but I don't care about my brother and sister's feelings, and I apologize to you here." Niu Qing rolled his big eyes and said such a half-truth.
Jing Jun heard him say this, but he also understood, just smiled slightly, walked to the room, straightened the tea bowl, lifted the teapot and sifted the tea, and said, "What the eldest brother said is that Lingling is not sensible, come, drink slowly." ”
The wind chime's belly full of anger was also dissipated invisibly by Niu Qing's slightly sensational words, just glared, didn't speak, and turned back to the stone bench.
"Brother, you don't know, our sea fog tea in Donghai Town is a must in the southeast, and it is dedicated to His Majesty the Ape Emperor as a tribute every year, brother, look," Niu Qing said, uncovered the lid of the pot, pushed it in front of Jing Jun's eyes, and continued, "Sea fog tea, the leaves are thick, white and white, the color is like ivory, after brewing, the white mist in the pot is shrouded, and the dog weather is also enduring, the entrance is mellow, sweet and refreshing, and the aftertaste is long." Eh, brother, don't you think you drink it every day?"
Niu Qing seemed to have really studied the way of tea, and after introducing the sea fog tea very professionally, he found that Jing Jun didn't look much surprised, and couldn't help asking.
Jing Jun's face flushed, and he said honestly: "Uh, this, brother, I don't have any preference for tea, so it's just a thirst-quenching thing every day......"
Niu Qing almost fell to the ground when he heard this, and lamented: "Such a good tea, you are only used to quench your thirst, how different is it from a cow chewing peonies, oh my God!"
Jing Jun was stunned again, Niu Qing, as a minotaur, would actually say "cow chewing peony", which was really incredible.