414: If you are angry and happy, let alone hurt your mind and labor
The two downstairs didn't notice it, Lu Yan has always been the most faceless and skinless, and he kissed her for the first time while Jiang Yan was not paying attention, and wanted to come for the second time.
Jiang Yong suddenly forgot what he wanted to say, glanced at the security patrol team walking over, and hurriedly blocked Lu Yan's mouth with his hand: "You pay attention outside." ”
Lu Yan turned his head, pressed Jiang Yong's head into his arms, and looked at the faces that were looking this way, "Why haven't you seen the little two of you fighting?" Look at me again to report you to work paddling. ”
Security: "......"
Jiang Yong: "......"
They really hadn't seen such a straightforward and shameless fight in public, and they suddenly turned their heads a little unbearably and turned their heads.
Lu Yan: "Okay, let's continue." ”
Jiang Yongqiang resisted the urge to roll his eyes, pushed Lu Yan away with one elbow, and stepped on him: "Let go!" ”
Lu Yan gasped with a "hiss", "You murdered your husband?" ”
Jiang Yong's eyes glanced at the position between Lu Yan's legs three inches under his abdomen, and said coldly: "If I am really murdered, it should be this position." ”
Lu Yan: "......"
Jiang Yong stopped talking to Lu Yan, and walked towards the gate of the training base, but before he could open the door, he suddenly remembered that he still had his own biscuits in the car, and he went back to get the biscuits, and entered the door without looking back.
Lu Yan sighed behind him, and also followed Jiang Yong in.
No wonder he himself would rather gag with Jiang Yong than tell the truth with Jiang Yong, this is probably the only thing in Lu Yan's career that has idol baggage.
The dignified Lu Shen suspects that his charm can't attract a little girl, and he is extremely unconfident when he falls in love.
Jiang Yi walked into the training base casually, and as soon as he opened the door, he collided head-on with a death ray from Jiang Yi.
Jiang Yong: "......"
Jiang Yong looked his whole body up and down, but didn't find anything wrong.
Jiang Yong: "...... What's wrong, brother? ”
Jiang Yi had a look of "You are embarrassed to ask what's wrong", as soon as he opened his mouth, he spit out the word "you" with hatred of iron and steel, and his mouth snorted for a long time, you and you have been for a long time, and you can't squeeze out a word.
Other people's boyfriends and girlfriends, kissing is nothing, it's a normal thing.
But Jiang Yi is just unhappy.
Someone else may not be so unhappy, but the key is Lu Yan, Lu Yan, who makes him angry half to death every day and relies on his wife's oral liquid to continue his life.
What does that feel like?
It's like a daughter who grew up with a handful of and a urine cart, and she was attracted by the enemy, and she didn't marry the enemy.
It just so happened that at this time, Lu Yan also walked in, closed the door easily, and hit Jiang Yi's muzzle, and Jiang Yi immediately transferred the target of the fire.
Jiang Yi gritted his teeth and said, "Lu Yan! ”
Lu Yan gave Jiang Yong her pair of pink slippers, and responded dispensably.
Jiang Yi immediately began to count Lu Yan's crimes with his head and face, "You see that you are serious day by day!" The average training time is the lowest in the team! That's it, calculate for yourself how long you haven't been on a live broadcast?! ”
Lu Yan put the slippers at Jiang Yong's feet, then straightened up, pretended to think about it, and then said calmly: "I can't figure it out." ”
Jiang Yi: "......"
Lu Yan can always use the most understatement to provoke Jiang Yi's highest anger value.
Seeing that Jiang Yi had a tendency to go crazy, a group of Internet addict teenagers who didn't do much serious things during the post-game burnout period were afraid of getting burned, so they hurriedly came out of all corners of the training base and began to persuade Jiang Yi.
Lao Wang: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, manager, you don't know what the land team looks like, he looks like that, don't be like him." ”
Chi Wang: "If you are angry, who is happy, let alone hurt your mind and laborious." ”
Li Xu: "Come on, don't hurry up and bring the manager's oral liquid!" ”
This kind of scene is going to happen every two or three days, and the Internet addicted teenagers are very familiar with the process of persuasion, the persuasion of Jiang Yi, and even the bottle of his wife's oral liquid is extremely proficient.
Lu Yan had already taken advantage of the chaos to get out of the battle circle, sat on his own seat, opened the live broadcast backstage and looked at his live broadcast data.
To be honest, he himself has forgotten how long it has been since the last live broadcast, and it is estimated that the liquidated damages for the live broadcast are higher than his bonus.
Lu Yan took a look, good guy, it's been ten days since the last live broadcast.
Lu Yan slumped on the gaming chair, because he didn't sleep enough to pick up Jiang Yong, he yawned and clicked on the live broadcast.
That handsome face filled the entire live broadcast room at once.
Lu Shen is worthy of being Lu Shen, even if there is no reminder to start broadcasting, there are still many people online who see Lu Yan start the broadcast and rush in.
Lu is tired of everyone: "Ahhhh "No shrinking!! The camera is not allowed to zoom out!! In the barrage, the camera was calmly minimized, and then placed in a small corner that did not affect the game.
Lu Yan ignored their protests: "If you force me again, I will turn off the broadcast." ”
[Brothers, take the pass and go a wave]
[Dog man, it starts broadcasting once every ten days and half a month, and I don't want people. 】
Lu Yan clicked on the game, and by the way, he banned this person again, "If you change your gender to female, I won't ban you directly." ”
【Hahahaha】
Aunt Cooking came, and Jiang Yong went to help when he was bored.
The four players in the training base, a manager, a coach, and a data analyst, are all big men, they must have big appetites, and they eat a lot, and the aunt has to come three or four hours in advance to prepare meals every time.
Jiang Yong went to help Auntie pick up a big bag of ingredients, and asked while watching, "Auntie, what are you going to make?" ”
The cooking aunt copied a fluent imperial capital Beijing dialect, "Make a few pots of chicken soup, they all like to drink chicken soup, herring in tomato sauce, stewed rabbit meat, fish-flavored shredded pork, and some side dishes." ”
Jiang Yong took out two processed chickens from the plastic pocket of the vegetable market, and there were two casseroles in the kitchen, both of which had to be used to drink enough for so many people.
Jiang Yi had recovered at this time, and shouted at the kitchen in a strange way, "Mother Wang, don't give them such good food!" Don't do business day by day! They only deserve to eat green onions in the miso sauce! ”
Li Xu shouted: "Manager, don't get hurt by mistake, my live broadcast time is full every month." ”
Jiang Yi directly smashed a pillow over, "The way you fucking make up the live broadcast time is to go to the live broadcast room of the female anchor to check the room!" ”
Li Xu covered his head and said with a shy old face: "Wronged, manager, that female anchor also brushed a villa for me last time, which is called courtesy." ”
After Lu Yan calmly played the background of the game, it was simply a war of the century breaking out.
Going to the live broadcast room of other players to watch the live broadcast is to steal the teacher to learn the technique, and in the live broadcast room of the fried winter melon players, you can see different scripts staged every day.