Jiangcheng is a small city transformed from the original tribe surnamed Jiang. It is located in the east of the Terrans, adjacent to the East China Sea. The land is relatively barren and arid, making it unsuitable for growing sweet potatoes.

In the southwest corner of Jiangcheng, there is a couple, the male is called Jiang Kui, the late stage of the immortal; The woman's name is Jiang Hua, in the middle of the human immortal.

"Ahh

Inside the house, Jiang Hua was screaming, don't get me wrong, this is giving birth, not domestic violence.

It's been screaming for a long time, and I still haven't heard the baby's cry.

"Why haven't you given birth yet!" Jiang Kui walked three times left and three times on the right, muttering anxiously.

"Bang!"

Jiang Kui knelt on the ground, folded his hands, bowed to the palace of the king of people, and shouted in his mouth: "O great king of people! O Divine Nuwa Mother Goddess! Bless the safety of mother and child! ”

"Bang! Boom! ”

He continued to kowtow to the ground and prayed.

"Whoosh!"

Li Ren himself appeared, stood in front of Jiang Kui, and greeted: "Hey! Don't kowtow, I'm coming! ”

Jiang Kui heard the voice and looked up curiously, and the result was ...... Confused.

He stammered, "Man...... Person...... King...... King...... Woo ......"

"I am the king of men."

"Don't get excited, and don't learn how to bark!" Li Ren teased.

"Ahh

"Jiang Kui, your uncle! The old lady said that you don't want children, you have to want it, it hurts the old lady to death, ah! ”

Jiang Hua's screams rang out again, along with cursing.

Jiang Kui heard the screams and reacted. hurriedly pleaded: "Please save their mother and son!" ”

Li Ren comforted: "The mother and son are fine, and they will be born in a while." ”

At the same time, he quipped: "Your wife has a very bad temper!" It seems that she is in charge! ”

Jiang Kui heard that the mother and son would be fine, and finally relieved, and after saluting again, he said: "Xiaohua worships Hou Tu Niang, and Hou Tu Niang Niang is an example!" ”

Li Ren was a little embarrassed when he heard the explanation.

After the embarrassment, he whispered into the house: "Stop grinding, come out quickly!" ”

"Wow! Wow! ”

The baby's cry sounded.

"Thank you! The king of men! ”

Jiang Kui kowtowed again in thanks, rushed into the house in surprise, and shouted, "Honey, I'm here!" ”

"Bang!"

As fast as you rush in, you can fly out, and you hit the ground hard, smashing out a half-meter hole.

"Hey, hey!"

Jiang Kui smirked and got up, knocked off the dirt familiarly, and explained to Li Ren: "That...... That one...... Xiaohua really worships Hou Tu Niang! ”

"Dead ghosts! Look for death! ”

At this time, Jiang Hua appeared with the child in her arms, ready to implement family law on her husband, and suddenly saw other people in the family.

Looking up and down, he whispered in confusion: "This person is very familiar!" How is it similar to the statue of the king hanging in the hall? ”

Jiang Kui hurriedly ran over and introduced: "Silly daughter-in-law, this is the king of people!" ”

"Ahh The king of men! ”

Jiang Hua shouted, then looked left and right, and asked suspiciously: "What about Hou Tu Niang?" ”

After making sure that he didn't see Hou Tu Niangniang, he said suspiciously: "Could it be that the king of people went out secretly again?" ”

"Ahem!"

Li Ren coughed embarrassedly, pointed to the child in Jiang Hua's arms, and said, "I came to take in apprentices, and your children are my apprentices." ”

"What? Want to accept Shennong as an apprentice? Jiang Kui shouted happily.

(Before the child was born, the husband and wife named the child Shennong, which means that more food can be grown)

Jiang Hua didn't care, and was still muttering: "Isn't it just worshipping the king as a teacher, and not worshipping the queen Tuniang as a teacher, what's so happy!" ”

In Jiang Hua's eyes, Hou Tu Niang Niang is the most powerful, Hou Tu Niang is the greatest, and Hou Tu Niang is ...... It's all good.

In Jiang Kui's surprise and Jiang Hua's reluctance, he accepted Shennong as an apprentice and lived in Jiang Cheng.

In the blink of an eye, fifteen years later.

Shennong has grown up!

"The King of People, it's not good!"

"Shennong fainted!"

Li Ren was basking in the sun and drinking tea. I saw Jiang Kui holding the unconscious Shennong and hurriedly running in.

Li Ren continued to drink tea and asked flatly, "What's the matter?" ”

In the past fifteen years, Li Ren has regretted accepting Shennong as an apprentice more than once.

When he was a child, Shennong was really naughty.

Go to the house today to uncover the tiles, and tomorrow you will tear down the door and smash the wall;

These are all minor problems, and the biggest problems are voyeurism and big mouths.

At the beginning, lying on Jiang Kui and Jiang Hua's windows, the situation was spread all over Jiang Cheng. made Jiang Kui and Jiang Hua and his wife dare not go out for a month;

Later, in the whole Jiang Cheng lying on the window.

Li Ren sighed: It is worthy of the reincarnation of Hongyun!

Jiang Kui hurriedly explained: "I don't know what to eat, I'm poisoned." ”

"I'll go! Do you taste herbs at such a young age? When Li Ren heard about the poisoning, he couldn't help but complain.

After a check-up, it was really poisoned by indiscriminate eating.

Hurriedly used mana to remove the toxin, and then stretched out his hand...... Slap in the face: "Wake up!" Wake up! ”

Ten big mouths in a row, Shennong woke up in pain.

Shennong touched his swollen face and sighed: "The broken intestine grass is inedible, there will be a feeling of liver and intestine breakage, headache, coma, ......"

Thinking of the swollen face again, add: "The face is swollen." If you don't treat it in time, your life is in danger! ”

Jiang Kui asked worriedly, "Son, what's wrong with you?" Evil? ”

"Nope!"

Shennong explained: "I'm looking for a grass ...... to listen to Widow Cao's daughter and treat her stomach pain."

I heard that she was the daughter of the widow of the Cao family in Jiangcheng, who was about the same age as Shennong, and she had an unexplained stomach ache recently, and she still had pain every month for a period of time.

I heard that there is a kind of painkiller that can stop the pain after taking it, so I asked my friend Shennong to find it.

Shennong didn't know what painkiller grass looked like, he only knew that it could relieve pain, so he used the stupidest method to eat it one by one......

As a result, I didn't find the painkillers, but I found a hundred kinds of grasses with different effects.

Every time I eat a kind of grass, I habitually record the feeling I taste on the jade jian. (Voyeurism in past and present lives, a good habit to develop.) ）

Unconsciously, a lot has been written. But I didn't find a painkiller suitable for listening.

Li Ren was dumbfounded, and complained in his heart: I'll strangle it!

Is this why Shennong tasted herbs? It is actually for widows and children to treat menstrual cramps......

"Smack!"

Jiang Kui slapped it angrily and reprimanded: "Are you stupid, you won't ask me this little question, what kind of grass are you going to eat!" ”

Shennong rubbed his face again and asked in shock: "Father, do you know where there is painkiller grass?" ”

Li Ren also stared curiously, wondering what grass can cure menstrual cramps.

"Cut!"

Jiang Kui showed contempt and said with a sneer: "When your mother was young! I also have stomach aches every month. On that dark and windy night, I ......"

Then he lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "Let her get pregnant, and her stomach won't hurt in the future, haha!" ”

Hearing the answer, Li Ren was dumbfounded and didn't know what to say, just gave Jiang Kui a thumbs up and spit out one word: "Cow!" ”

Shennong was confused and asked Li Ren: "Master, this method ...... Can it really cure stomach pain? ”

"Ahem!"

Li Ren replied embarrassedly: "Is this method!" It does cure stomach pain, but for a certain period of time......"

"Good!"

"I'm going to tell you."

Without waiting for Li Ren to finish speaking, Shennong jumped up and ran to Widow Cao's house......

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