Chapter 103: Forced to join the Terrans
The twelve demons were stunned again, there is really a great opportunity, a great merit!
They all nodded and said, "Yes!" Think! ”
"Hey, hey!"
Li Ren smiled. Then he was tempted and asked, "Do you want to increase your cultivation?" ”
The twelve demons turned into kowtow worms and quickly replied: "Yes!" Think! Think! ”
"Do you want to cut the road?"
"Yes! Think! Think! ”
"Do you want to join the Terrans?"
The twelve demons nodded habitually and shouted together: "Think!" Think! Think! ”
Li Ren smiled and said, "Hehe! Then swear to join the Terrans! ”
At this time, the twelve demons reacted and were stunned together.
"Oops! There's something wrong with the heads of these twelve demons! How to say yes to everything. Shennong teased beside him.
Li Ren still smiled and asked, "What?" Don't want to join the Terrans? You just lied to the king? ”
After the three questions, the smile on his face disappeared, and the momentum of the king of people emerged.
"Bang! Boom! Boom! ”
The twelve demons knelt collectively.
complained in my heart: It's too pitiful
They have protected and helped the Terrans, but they don't want to join the Terrans.
Because they are demons, happy demons, free demons, unfettered demons.
During the Lich period, he was outside the Heavenly Court system and did not serve the emperor;
Now, I also don't want to join the human race and be bound by the human king.
"Oops!"
"Master! They dare to lie to you, they don't want to join the Terrans at all. Shennong exclaimed, a smile on the corner of his mouth.
Li Ren asked coldly: "You dare to lie to me?" ”
The twelve demons hurriedly replied: "The little demon doesn't dare!" ”
Li Ren questioned again: "That is, you don't want to join the human race?" ”
At this time, the twelve demons were silent, meaning that they didn't want to join.
King Pegasus opened his mouth to persuade, "Brothers, join the Terrans!" There are delicious food, delicious food, great opportunities, and great merits! ”
As a mount of the human king, it is actually considered to have joined the human race, but it has not been officially recognized by the human king.
The other twelve demons glared at each other, and in their hearts, they had already slashed the Pegasus King with a thousand knives. It's just that there is a wry smile on the surface, and there is no answer!
"Master! I heard that the pork is delicious, especially the meat of the Flame Pig Demon, which is fragrant and tender, so delicious! Shennong licked his lips and stared at the pig demon and said.
The pig demon among the twelve demons is the flaming pig demon with a fat head and big ears, who has just been promoted to the Golden Immortal and is the demon with the lowest cultivation.
Li Ren showed an aftertaste and said, "Hmm! It's delicious! During the Lich period, the king ate a Da Luo Flame Pig Demon, which tasted fragrant and had a ...... taste."
"Bang!"
The pig demon collapsed, crying and shouting, "Woo! Lord of the People, I join the Terrans, join the Terrans! Don't eat me! ”
Li Ren persuaded with a smile: "Don't be embarrassed, you don't want to join the human race, it really doesn't matter, it's just a piece of meat." ”
The pig demon prayed, "Woo! I'm joining! I'm joining! Really join! ”
Shennong turned the target, looked at the dog demon with a smile, looked up and down, and said, "The dog is very loyal, and the meat is delicious." It's still a male dog, with dog eggs, a big supplement! ”
"Woo!"
The dog demon knelt down and begged, "Don't! I'm still a dog. ”
"I just ate yesterday, and the meat is smelly, not fragrant."
"Poof!"
Shennong had just drunk the spiritual tea, and when he heard "eating", he sprayed it directly. complained: "This dog actually eats, you can't ask for it, just kill it!" ”
"Nope! No! The puppy won't eat in the future, don't kill me! ”
The dog demon was tortured and collapsed, crying and crying and praying: "Woo! I'm into the Terrans, let me be in the Terrans! ”
"Haha!"
Li Ren was amused, pointed at the dog demon and said, "The dog can't change the way it eats, take it!" Accepted! Must join the Terrans. ”
Finally found the source of the dog's.
"Bang! Boom! ”
The dog demon continued to bow: "Thank you to the human king!" Thank you, King of People! ”
After kowtowing continuously, his eyes showed a fine light, staring at the other demons and scolding: "Rat demon, bull demon, tiger demon, rabbit demon, dragon, snake demon, horse demon, sheep demon, monkey demon, chicken demon, don't meet the human king." Want to be food? ”
"Join the Terrans, eat fragrant, drink spicy ......"
"Join the Terrans, and ...... without worrying about food and clothing"
"Join the Terran ......"
At this moment, the dog demon fully demonstrates a skill ...... "dog legs".
The Pegasus King reminded, "I have joined the Terrans and am the mount of the Human King. ”
Signal the status issue, let the dog demon don't sneer.
The dog demon asked proudly: "Have the kings praised me, praised you?" ”
The Pegasus King asked suspiciously, "Why did the master praise you?" ”
The dog demon said, "The king of men praises me...... Dogs can't change their eating. Hey! ”
King Pegasus complained: "Ah! Phew! Is that a boast? ”
A horse and a dog began to compete for favor.
"Shut up!"
Shennong scolded, exuding the majesty of the co-lord of the human race, staring at the other demons and asking, "Do you want to join the human race?" ”
The other demons didn't answer, but chose to be silent.
"Humph!"
Shennong snorted coldly and proposed: "Master! They were lying to you just now, they don't want to join the Terrans at all, kill them all! ”
He licked his lips again and said: "Kung Pao chicken, steamed monkey brain, cumin leg of mutton, rotten stewed snake soup, fried dragon tendon, braised rabbit head, braised tiger whip in oil, dry stir-fried beef treasure, rat ...... Rat ......"
said that the rat demon was entangled and didn't know what to cook, so he had an idea and said, "Give it to the dog!" ”
The dog demon immediately cooperated and shouted: "I like to eat rats!" ”
King Pegasus rolled his eyes and complained: "The dog takes the mouse ......"
Each dish corresponds to a demon, and I can't help but tremble.
"Tick! Tick! ”
Shennong spoke, saliva dripping down the corners of his mouth. One dish after another comes to mind, and at this moment, I hope that the twelve demons will not join the human race!
Muttered in a whisper, "It's so delicious." Don't join! Don't join! ”
Li Ren opened his mouth and promised: "As long as you join the human race, you will have great opportunities and great merits." ”
Then he coldly threatened: "Don't join...... Just follow Shennong! ”
"That's right! Right! ”
Shennong echoed: "Don't join the human race, go with the co-master." My kitchen is big and wide; My knife is long and fast; My cook......"
"Bang! Boom! ”
"I'm joining the Terrans!"
"I'm also a Terran!"
Without waiting for Shennong to finish speaking, the bull demon, tiger demon, rabbit demon, dragon, snake demon, horse demon, sheep demon, monkey demon, and chicken demon all knelt down and asked to join the human race.
Only the rat demon was entangled and did not join the human race.
Shennong asked curiously, "Why don't you join the human race?" Do you want to be eaten by a dog? ”
The rat demon made a bold request: "I...... I can join, but ...... Can't let the dog bite me! ”
"Haha!"
Li Ren smiled and promised, "Don't worry! The human race is supervised by the law of the king, and they cannot fight each other, let alone bite you. ”
"If you don't join the Terrans, then you're not covered by the Codex, then...... It's really possible to be bitten! ”
"Wow! Barking! ”
The dog demon has a good eye, baring its fangs and barking in cooperation.
"I'm joining! I'm joining! ”
Seeing the sharp dog teeth, the rat demon instantly compromised and asked to join the human race.
Li Ren stood up and announced in a deep voice: "The king of our human race, give you ...... Join the Terrans! ”
"Thank you, King Man!"
The twelve good demons knelt down and bowed, and officially joined the human race.
"Smack!"
Li Ren clapped his hand and said, "Next, prepare for great opportunities and great merits!" ”
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