"Ahh Liu Yihe punched the big tree next to him, but the trunk did not move, but he held his fist, grinning and about to burst into tears. The passers-by on the road looked at him with a stunned expression, and then turned their heads in unison, and no one paid any more attention. "Sure enough, you shouldn't listen to Ah Guang!" didn't care about the strange eyes of others, Liu Yihe thought angrily.

Ah Guang's real name is Liu Guangyao, and he is Liu Yihe's primary school classmate. The two have smelled like each other since childhood, and have played together for many years, and once they got into a big disaster, the school invited the parents of the two, only to find out that the two fathers were actually classmates, and their families were in the same township, and there was a trace of unreliable relatives. As a result, the original tense atmosphere also dissipated invisibly in the reminiscence of the parents of both sides. Since then, the relationship between the two has become closer. Liu Yihe is optimistic by nature and always does not handle things meticulously enough, while Ah Guang is thoughtful, but he will inevitably look forward and backward when encountering problems. So although the two have overcome many disasters together, they can always complement each other, cooperate seamlessly, and eventually turn the crisis into safety.

At the beginning of the month, Liu Yihe lost a mobile phone when he took the bus, and Ah Guang suggested that he should change to an ordinary mobile phone, so that he would not feel distressed if he lost it, and ordinary people did not bother to steal it. Liu Yihe felt justified and did so, but he didn't expect that his heart was too big, and cheap mobile phones were even more inappropriate, so he actually lost two more in a row. Now that I think about it, the thief will never know whether a person's phone is good or bad before deciding to steal it, and even if he steals a broken phone, he will never return it.

If you lose three mobile phones in a month, no matter how happy you are, you may not be happy. It's better to buy a good mobile phone, so that you should at least care more. Liu Yihe gritted his teeth and turned around and walked towards the largest shopping mall nearby.

Walking into the mall, I saw a sales lady smiling like a flower from a distance: "Lost again?" Liu Yihe scratched his head in embarrassment, and said with a flamboyant tongue: "I mainly want to come to see you, and there is no good excuse!" The young lady rolled her eyes, complained and said that you know what Miss Ben's name is, and then introduced the products on her counter seriously.

"Stop!" Liu Yihe looked mysterious, "It's not a secret, in fact, I didn't lose the two mobile phones before, but I gave them to them because of the pitiful background of my nanny and driver, this time the young master himself wants to use it, so let's have some hard goods!" ”

"Oh, okay young master, then you look at this Mate RS Porsche Edition, Leica triple camera, 6G memory 512G memory, equipped with artificial intelligence chips, with under-screen fingerprint and face unlock functions, the price is only 19999......" The young lady smiled sweetly, turned around and took out another mobile phone mold from the display cabinet and introduced.

"Sister, I was wrong...... Liu Yihe was stunned, thinking that sure enough, women still can't be provoked.

In the end, Liu Yihe spent 4,000 yuan to pick a mobile phone of the same brand, thinking that it was nearly 3,000 yuan more expensive than the previous mobile phone, so he must be attentive now. Looking around, there were no customers, and pestered the young lady to help install some commonly used software, and finally cheekily asked for the young lady's phone number, and ran to the business hall next to it to reapply for a mobile phone card.

Inserting the reissued mobile phone card, Liu Yihe dialed directly to Ah Guang.

"Woo woo woo...... Outside! There was a low groan on the other side, Liu Yihe was confused, and suddenly there was a loud response to the old Shaanxi dialect, which was so frightened that he almost dropped the phone to the ground.

"Your sister, what are you doing!" Liu Yihe complained.

"Haha broken cub, I'm scared, who told you to disturb Lao Tzu watching TV. What's wrong? Did you lose your phone again? Ah Guang said.

“……”

"Your uncle, isn't it really lost?"

"Well, I just got off the bus and found that it was missing, and I bought an expensive mobile phone this time, so I should be more concerned. Besides, what kind of bad idea did you give me, causing Lao Tzu to lose three ...... a month"

"Hahaha, little lotus, I was careless and threw the pot at my brother, I got it, come to my house and beckon you to have a big meal!" On the other end of the phone, Ah Guang laughed heartily, "By the way, your mobile phone belongs to Schrödinger, right?" ”

"What's that?" Liu Yihe scratched his head and asked confusedly.

"Whether you're here or not, no one knows before you get off the bus! Hahaha......"

"Liu Guangyao."

"Huh?"

"I'll fuck your uncle!"