Chapter 136 Listen to Kexi tell cold jokes

What? What's PQX? What are they?

Liang Wei wants to cry without tears, it's too difficult to be Xiao Che's friend, right?

"Think slowly, I'll go first."

Xiao Che rushed to the classroom of the second class, and in the exaggerated screams and exclamations of the first-grade girls, he dragged Xiao Kexi to a quiet place.

"Why is Brother Che coming to pick up Kexi now? It's not school time yet. ”

"No, it was the young master who asked me to tell Kexi a word." As he spoke, he leaned down to the girl's ear.

Repeating all the words that Mu Sinian said last night, Xiao Che asked, "Does Kexi understand?" ”

"Well, Kexi understands."

After speaking, the female doll laughed, "Little rice cake also wants to help Xiao Zongzi celebrate his birthday together, haha, so happy!" ”

The task assigned to him by Mu Sinian was over, Xiao Che should have returned to the bathroom, changed back into his school uniform, put on a mask, and returned to junior high school, but ......

It was not easy to see Kossi again, his feet seemed to be glued to the ground, and he was reluctant to go.

"Huh? Does Brother Che have anything else to say? ”

Yes! He wanted to ask her why she didn't go back to Mu Mansion last night? Will you be back tonight? Will he still be able to play with her in the future?

But after thinking about it, she is the eldest lady, and she can live wherever she wants, so why should I ask her?

"Brother Che, what's wrong with you?" Feeling that his face was a little wrong, Kexi blinked his eyes in confusion, "Brother Che is in a bad mood?" ”

"Huh? Didn't ......."

The little girl stood on tiptoe and touched Xiao Che's face with her soft little hands, "Brother Che's face is cold." ”

Then, she held his hand again, "Your hands are so cold, is Brother Che sick?" ”

"I'm fine."

I felt that the temperature of Kexi's palm spread to his hand, and even his heart became hot together.

"Koshi ......"

"Huh?"

"Will you hate me?"

Strange boy's sudden question, the little girl's brows furrowed slightly, "Why did Brother Che ask that?" Kexi likes Brother Che very much, and he doesn't hate it at all. ”

The big eyes of the water are as beautiful as two dripping crystal grapes, shining crystal clear in the refraction of the midday sun, more brilliant than the most beautiful gems in the world.

Her words easily swept away the haze that Xiao Che had accumulated in her heart these days, "Thank you, Kexi." ”

Although she didn't know what happened to Brother Che, she wanted to see him happy.

Thinking like this, the little girl suddenly said, "Brother Che, can Kexi tell you a joke?" ”

Xiao Che was stunned for a moment, then nodded, "Okay." ”

"The little rabbit found the little pig and asked the little pig a lot of questions, but the little pig couldn't answer, and then asked strangely, 'Little rabbit, why are you asking me so many questions?'

The little rabbit revealed his identity, 'Because I'm a spy rabbit.' ’

When the little pig heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief. ”

Speaking of this, Kexi's eyes were full of sparkling smiles, and he took Xiao Che's hand, "Brother Che, guess why the little pig is relieved?" ”

The boy thought for a while, but he didn't have a clue at all, so he could only guess casually, "Because Piggy is also a spy?" ”

Kexi smiled even brighter, "No, no, Brother Che, you guess again." ”

"Piggy is Bunny's boss?"

"Hahaha," the female doll bent her eyebrows and smiled, "It's not and no, haha, but I'll tell you......"

She pouted as she learned the voice of the little pig, and several low, rough nasal sounds came out of her throat in succession, "The little pig said, 'Snorr, fortunately I'm a pig.'" ’”

After saying the cold joke, the cute little guy shook Xiao Che's hand, "Hahaha, it's funny, right?" ”

Xiao Che was stunned for a long time before he reacted, tu (spy) rabbit, zhu (zhiwu) pig......

The spy rabbit can ask a lot of questions, and the pig can not answer, so the little pig breathes a sigh of relief.

It's obviously an extremely cold joke, but when it comes out of Kexi's mouth, it feels particularly cute and funny, which makes Xiao Che can't help but laugh: "Well, the joke is so funny." ”

"Brother Che, do you feel better?"

The boy nodded, then touched Kexi's head, and couldn't help but sigh, "Kexi, you're so good." ”

"Hehe, Brother Che still wants to hear jokes in the future, but Kexi can tell you at any time."

Xiao Che's always cold and cool voice brought an incomparably gentle tone, and he spit out softly, "Okay." ”

Returning to the bathroom and changing into a face that didn't belong to him, Xiao Che's eyes were dyed with a cold light, and he said to the mirror with some paranoia: "I won't be just a maid forever!" ”

***

In order to prevent Kexi from being cut off by Mu Sinian, Mu Jiangge or Mu Yinan in advance, Mu Zhonglun arrived at school half an hour early.

Tonight he's going to take Koshi to have a good meal.

Although he didn't care about his birthday, Kexi said that he wanted to spend his birthday with him.

The old man Mucheng celebrated their birthdays since he was a child, choosing the night before their birthdays, and letting them blow out the cake candles at twelve o'clock in the morning.

Koshi's birthday is the same as theirs over the years.

At lunch, the little girl said, "In order to stay up late on birthday night, Kexi always goes to bed a few hours early, and then waits until twelve o'clock to blow out the candles.

In the evening, Kexi had to stay up late with Xiao Zongzi until twelve o'clock, sing "Happy Birthday Song" to Xiao Zongzi, and watch Xiao Zongzi make a wish. ”

After speaking, she said greedily: "Then let's eat a super delicious birthday cake together, the small zongzi eats the largest piece, and the west eats the second largest piece, okay?" ”

"Okay." The voice was so pampering that he couldn't help but scratch the tip of her nose.

In order to let Kexi eat the best cakes, after sending Kexi back to school, he specially went to the cake shop with the first rating in the city.

Because this shop is so popular, you need to order a cake half a month in advance.

After Mu Zhonglun learned of the situation, he drove all the way to the headquarters and ordered a big cake at a hundred times the price.

I'm sure Kissie will think the cake is delicious.

He couldn't wait to see how cute the little gluttonous cat was eating the cake all over her mouth.

After ordering the cake and rushing outside Kexi's handicraft class, Mu Zhonglun was still a little worried in his heart, for fear that someone would pick her up in advance, and he didn't settle down until he saw the little girl sitting in the position with his own eyes.

Using scissors, tape, and rulers, Kosai attaches colorful ribbons to cardboard cards.

The teacher walked up to her and asked curiously, "Kexi, what are you doing?" Can I tell the teacher? ”

"Let's play hand in hand."

"Everyone?" The handicraft teacher wondered, "What is this square, triangle, circle?" ”

On the cardboard card, the square has two hands and two feet, and the triangle also has two hands and two feet......

All shapes of things hand in hand.

Koshi pointed to the white "square" and happily explained, "This is a small rice cake. ”

Because the rice cakes she had seen before were cut into squares and eaten with white coconut and sugar.

"This is a small rice dumpling," the girl pointed to the green "triangle", and then pointed to the yellow "circle" next to it, "This is a small pumpkin." There are still little pigeons left, but Kexi has not yet made them. ”

The teacher was confused, although he didn't understand what the "little rice cakes" and "small rice dumplings" in Kexi's mouth were, but he still praised him: "Kexi did a really good job!" ”

Other curious classmates gathered around the girl, and they also couldn't understand the picture made by Kexi, but they still touted it every day, "Kexi, you are so beautiful." ”

The little boys and girls thought to themselves, no matter what kind of strange handmade paintings Kexi made, they were just beautiful.

Hum! No rebuttal accepted!

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