I'll fuck you, uncle!

Mu Xiaoxu really can't wait for himself not to cross into this crazy world.

The nasal cavity was filled with the stench of rotting corpses, and the body was pressed with a half-dead dog man.

With paper money stuffed in his mouth and clothes on his body......

"Hey! Big pig's trotters, I'm a man, I'm a man! Don't take off my clothes!! ”

To be precise, she is the crown prince dressed as a man.

Commander-General Dali Temple Yamen.

Today, the moon is dark and windy, but he was accidentally given a ...... by the corpse Nibbled?

After a night of romance.

Mu Xiaoxu was woken up by the crying outside.

The lid of the coffin was sealed, and the interior was pitch black.

"Lord, Lord, you died so miserably! Woo woo, people's ...... They will avenge you. ”

"Third child, this is the prince's mourning hall, can you be more disgusting?"

"Second brother, you shut up the old lady."

The delicate voice cried very miserably, but when I heard it, I knew that it was a pure man who was talking with his throat pinched.

The air inside the coffin became thinner.

Mu Xiaoxu chiseled the coffin lid a few times.

The sound of thump came from the sealed coffin.

There was an eerie silence in the mourning hall.

The third child pushed the second child, who was also pale, and said, "You...... You go check it out. ”

"Haunted?"

The second fox scratched the messy beard suspiciously.

"Boom!"

Just when everyone looked at each other and trembled, Mu Xiaoxu's roar came from inside the coffin, "Are all the dead people outside?" Quick release ......"

"The queen mother, Jing Guifei, and the second prince have arrived!"

Before she could finish her sentence, she was interrupted by the voice of the eunuch singing harmony.

The queen took Concubine Jing and the second prince to the funeral of the regent of the opposite sex, which is really a big joke in the world.

You must know that the regent has repeatedly performed miraculous feats on the battlefield in northern Xinjiang.

returned to Beijing this time, but was assassinated and killed halfway, which clearly has nothing to do with the queen and the concubine's mother and son.

They just showed up at this time, just to see the excitement.

The second child's eyes were on fire, and he picked up the hammer on the ground and was about to rush over, killing one and counting one.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the third child couldn't take care of hypocrisy, so he raised his hand to stop people.

At this moment, the coffin on the mourning hall was shattered.

Mu Xiaoxu, who was in a mess, walked out of the smoke slowly.

The young white skin was scratched by the flying sawdust, and the blood stains of different shades hung on it, making the already delicate appearance even more indistinguishable beauty.

She coughed a few times and asked by the way, "Excuse me, do you have anything to eat?" ”

She was really tired from breaking this broken coffin with brute force.

"Ahhh Ghost...... The regent has become a ghost! ”

The palace maids and eunuchs were in a mess.

Mu Xiaoxu blocked his ears with a disgusted face, frowned and pointed to the "corpse" covered in red fruits, and reminded: "Your prince is still alive, but he was locked up in a coffin for a day and a night, and he is still with the prince...... Well...... After a fight, it is estimated that he is almost exhausted and starved to death, and if he doesn't give him food, he will probably have braids. ”

"Prince?"

As the mother of a country, the queen is quite calm.

She waved the mist that blocked her vision, barely seeing the disheveled Mu Xiaoxu.

Concubine Jing sneered on the side: "Hey, who does the concubine think, dare to love His Royal Highness the Prince, how did the precious son of the queen mother climb into the coffin of the regent?" Wouldn't it be true that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince likes to eat corpses, right? ”

Since three years ago, the prince had molested the minister and rolled down the steps, and woke up after a coma for a month, as if he had changed as a different person.

is no longer idle, and took the initiative to invite Ying to serve in Dali Temple.

And every homicide was personally autopsied, and many unsolved cases were solved.

Of course! Few people believe that it is the work of the waste prince, but they think that it is just a coincidence!

But the emperor still appreciated her a little more because of this, and the position of the crown prince was more stable.

But the tree is a big wind.

The day before the regent was assassinated, a rumor suddenly circulated in the royal capital.

said that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince likes to eat corpses, and he likes to eat the corpses of beautiful men the most.

His Royal Highness the Regent, who is the first beautiful man, has been targeted.

After that, the bastard prince actually died, and she, the kind and upright crown prince, instantly became the first suspect.

He was even temporarily placed under house arrest by the emperor in the East Palace.

In order to find out the truth, Cai Yan sneaked into the palace in the middle of the night for an autopsy.

But before he even had time to see what that bullshit regent looked like, he was ......

"Ahh The prince is angry, and the prince is still alive. ”

A crowd swarmed up and carried out the Regent, who was lying in the scraps of wood.

Mu Xiaoxu puffed up like a pufferfish.

She was vindictive, and with a wave of her little hand, dozens of silver needles flew out of her sleeve pocket, and with lightning speed, she directly pierced His Royal Highness the Honorable Prince Regent into a hedgehog.

Leng Sichen, who was in a semi-comatose state, snorted.

A touch of murderous intent flashed in the eyes of the demon-like owl, Yingting's sword eyebrows frowned, his neck was crooked, and he was completely dizzy.

The third child was dumbfounded.

The second child sharpened his knife to the prince.

Mu Xiaoxu shrugged his shoulders disapprenousfully and said, "Eat, I want to eat, otherwise I will eat your lord!" ”

Anyway, she also deliberately made a gesture to eat people.

The air condenses instantly......

The queen lowered her voice and warned solemnly: "Don't mess around, don't mess around, go back with the palace." ”

As the mother of the original owner, although she didn't care much about the original owner, they were related by blood.

She still has to give some face.

Mu Xiaoxu took a deep breath, spit out again, and said proudly: "The body of the regent is reserved for the crown prince, and the prince is ...... Go back and eat him again! ”

Who exactly wanted to kill Leng Sichen has not yet been clarified.

Her suspicion is still there, and she can't just give up.

A farce in the Regent's palace came to an end after the crown prince was forcibly taken away by the empress.

Concubine Jing Guifei sat in the carriage, raised the curtain with her sharp nails painted with Kodan, and said to the second prince on horseback: "Leng Sichen is not dead, and the prince doesn't have to stay, our people ...... Get started as soon as possible! ”

"Yes, Princess."

The second prince half-squinted, and his fair and handsome face was full of hideousness and calculation.

He looked at the Fengluan car in front of him, and said fiercely: "Mu Xiaoxu's waste, he is not qualified to sit on the throne of the prince, this position will be mine sooner or later!" ”

An hour later.

Not surprisingly, Mu Xiaoxu was once again imprisoned in the small black room of the East Palace.

She lay aggrieved on the bed, thinking about the chaos of last night.

Suppress the anger that burns in your heart.

Trying to find clues about the assassination of the Regent.

"Bang!"

Just when Mu Xiaoxu was so irritable that he was tossing and turning on the bed and beating his chest, there was a loud bang on the roof.

The beams of the house were actually broken.

Straight down on himself.

Fortunately, she was born in an ancient martial arts family in her previous life, although she did not have the internal strength of the ancients, she was still good at hard kung fu.

One moves around, and the small body is beautifully whirling in the air.

The beams of the house that the three of them hugged were directly kicked and shattered by her.