Chapter 269: Stinky and shameless
"Are you going to get out?"
Dare to say that the child's father is a mongrel.
Didn't you want to give birth to a little bastard?
It just doesn't make sense.
Mu Xiaoxu shook his fist, he was really going to beat someone.
Leng Sichen hooked his fingers, and easily re-branded the Demon Lord into a black gas.
Since the shackles of the Dragon Balls are still there, the Demon Lord is not his opponent after all.
Black gas rampaged through the main hall, clearly wanting malicious revenge.
Unexpectedly, the eldest prince took Xiao Si'er's hand and walked in from the backyard when he heard the sound.
Seeing this scene, Xiao Si'er's body had not fully recovered, and she directly frightened her little face.
She cried and opened her arms, ran to hug Mu Xiaoxu's thigh, and whimpered: "Woo woo~~~ Sister, I'm afraid, Si'er is so scared!" ”
The little emperor and grandson were also angry.
He looked at the shattered antique fragments on the ground, gritted his teeth and yelled at the black air: "Hey, you son of a bitch, you dare to spread wild in the mansion of this emperor and grandson, it's just that you don't know the height of the sky, come here!" Grab that black gas for the emperor's grandson and throw it into the thatched house. ”
The Demon Lord broke free from the spiritual power that Leng Sichen had injected into his body, and re-transformed into a human form.
As soon as his feet touched the ground, he lifted the collar of the little emperor and grandson, and sneered: "It seems that the deity has been too kind all these years, and even a garbage like you dares to yell at the deity!?" ”
"If you damage someone else's property, you have to pay compensation."
Mu Xiaoxu found a small notebook out of nowhere, and he was still holding a strange long object in his hand.
It looks similar to a brush.
Xiao Si'er sat on Sister Mu's lap, eating her fingers, and looked at these two things curiously.
One is a ledger and the other is a ballpoint pen.
She quickly drew up a clear list and asked the butler to quote the damaged antiques one by one.
The last column reads Moral Damages.
"Little Ah San, what are you doing?" The Demon Lord deliberately forced Mu Xiaoxu to quarrel with him.
is always ignored, and he is too sad as a suitor.
Therefore, in order to change the status quo, Lord Demon wants to do everything possible to accumulate a sense of existence.
doesn't want to, Xiao Asan still regards him as a transparent existence......
The Demon Lord said he was very upset.
Leng Sichen, who was sitting on the main seat, nodded with satisfaction.
It seems that his Ah San really identifies himself.
Even if other men are courteous to her, she doesn't even give her a straight eye.
"Well, seventy-seven-eighty-eight counts, a total of five thousand taels of gold, may I ask the Demon Lord whether he is using cash or something as collateral?"
"What five thousand taels of gold?" The Demon Lord was confused.
Mu Xiaoxu threw the account book over, "It is clearly written in black and white, everything you smash must be compensated, plus because of you, our little silk is not lightly frightened, and the spiritual compensation fee is indispensable, and the remaining bits and pieces, because the number is too much, and for the sake of our allies for the time being, I will give you a reduction." ”
"The princess is really a good hand in the house."
Leng Sichen held back his laughter, and he was about to hold back his internal injuries.
The Demon Lord has one head and two large.
He frantically flipped through a thick book of accounts, which was densely covered with tadpole-like small letters.
"See clearly? Then hurry up and pay all the bills. Mu Xiaoxu said in a commanding tone.
As soon as the Demon Lord set it on fire, he burned the ledger.
He proudly sprinkled a handful of black ash on the ground, and said with a sly smile: "The account book is gone, the deity forgot to smash something, and I don't know how to compensate, forget it, the deity still has something to do to enter the palace, so I will leave first." ”
Bang! Just as the Demon Lord was about to walk to the door of the main hall.
The wide open doors close at the same time.
"Leng Sichen!" The Demon Lord glared angrily.
Leng Sichen slowly picked up a cup of West Lake Longjing, took a sip, and poured it all away.
He said to the housekeeper of the Emperor's Mansion: "In the future, this kind of thing that cannot be put on the table should not be embarrassed in front of the king and the princess." ”
"Yes, yes, the minion knows, and the minion will give you a new pot of tea."
Listening to Xiao Leng's cold finger scolding Huai.
Mu Xiaoxu was overjoyed, and even leaned back in the circle chair, cocked Erlang's legs, and waited to watch the good show of the two men's battle.
The Demon Lord walked back angrily, gathered a huge fireball with both hands, and said fiercely, "Apologize to the deity." ”
"This king?"
Leng Sichen's hand on the table tapped lightly twice.
Mu Xiaoxu tilted his neck and whispered, "My dear, don't forget the five thousand taels of gold from the little emperor's grandson." ”
"Okay."
He bowed his head slightly, and at the same time sacrificed a colorful beam of light, which crushed the fire ball hard.
Luckily, the Demon Lord dodged fast enough.
Otherwise, it will be burned into ashes in minutes.
Mu Xiaoxu patted his thigh and laughed loudly: "Hahaha...... Are you still the Demon King? Oh, my God! Are you a slave in the Demon Realm who washes the feet of the big guys? It's really too weak, right, okay, do you want to be so cowardly? ”
After she finished speaking, she turned sideways again, hooked Leng Sichen's chin very uncleily, flew out with a kiss, and said with crooked eyebrows: "Baby, you are so handsome." ”
"Mu Xiaoxu, do you still want five thousand taels of gold?"
"Yes."
Mu Xiaoxu was immediately attracted by the glittering gold.
Leng Sichen's jaw was no longer supported, and the person staggered forward, almost not pounced on the ground, and fell into a dog and ate.
This time, the Demon Changeling Monarch laughed loudly and said disdainfully: "Leng Sichen, you are nothing more than that!" Thin and weak, there must be no muscles on the body, like a girl, the deity looks down on you the most ......"
Whining!
A pair of embroidered shoes were stuffed into the Demon Venerable's mouth.
Speechless.
Mu Xiaoxu simply took off his other shoe, walked barefoot, walked in front of the demon lord with his hands in his hands, pinched his nose, twisted around, and warned sharply: "Dog thing, you listen to me, today's No. 1 God of War, the regent of the Wind Country, he is my child's father, and he is also my father-in-law, if you dare to bully him, the old lady will kill you directly!" ”
"Woo woo woo !!" The Demon Lord spat out a few hard times before his mouth was freed.
He immediately grabbed her arm and said urgently: "Xiao Ah San, Leng Sichen ...... him"
"Fifty million taels of gold, before the king himself goes to the dragon ball to get it, you'd better take the initiative to hand it over." Leng Sichen seemed to have lost his patience at all, he put down his words and walked towards the backyard with Mu Xiaoxu.
The Demon Lord roared, "There is no ledger, the deity is ......"
Whoa—
Dozens of ledgers fell from the sky, all copied in space.
This will smash the son directly on the head of the Demon Lord.
The Demon Lord was buried alive by the ledger!
"No, everything you want is given to you, nothing else, don't disturb the two-person world between me and Xiao Lengleng."
After speaking, she walked quickly.