Chapter 14: Laughter and Laughter
"Yes, yes, Captain, what about your treasures, take them out and make everyone's eyes rise!" Chloe also spoke directly, and said very expectantly to Xu Xiao.
Looking at the coaxing crowd, Xu Xiao helplessly took out the things she had received.
For Xu Xiao to take things out of thin air, everyone is no longer surprised, and they all know that this is Xu Xiao's fruit ability.
"This is a piece of animal skin, which can be used on Winter Island in the future, or ninety percent new, I heard the seller say that he is reluctant to wear it, and he only wears it during important festivals, and the style is also good, so I bought it."
Xu Xiao took out the first item, and everyone nodded, this big thing is indeed a good thing, and everyone has no opinion.
"It's a spice, it's the most well-preserved bag in the store, and we can use it for cooking, so I'll buy it back."
"This is a silk futon set, brand new, the pirates don't know the goods, I bought it in a store."
"These are two big bells, pure copper, I want to bring them to the two little guys Tianyunbai and Hai Dongqing in the future, it feels more interesting to move and ring."
"This is a painting, painted by a young girl painter, although the painting is average, there is a homely artistic conception, I like this quiet style, and it is mainly for the relief of refugees, so I bought it, and hung it in the room to add some vitality to the room in the future." Xu Xiao took out all the five items he bought and explained them one by one.
Every product is very suitable for usefulness, and everyone has nothing to complain about.
Looking at everyone's lost appearance, Xu Xiao thought to herself that in the future, she would also integrate into the collective, do some harmless and controversial things, let everyone discuss, and then improve everyone's tacit understanding.
Everyone saw that there was nothing to complain about, and one by one they went to Nami to settle the bill.
"Huh...... Look, there's an inscription on this painting! Yarrita looked at the paintings Xu Xiao bought, and suddenly discovered a new world.
"Gift, kind big brother, may big brother have all the best - Sharyn." Nami read the handwriting directly.
"What's wrong with that?" Xu Xiao asked calmly.
Nami didn't find any slots, and shook her head helplessly.
"What we are talking about here is a gift, then it is said that Yin was given for nothing, and this painting can no longer prove that Captain Yin you bought it from a refugee." Locke thought about it, rolled his eyes, and said to Xu Xiao.
At this time, Ah Jin, who was behind Chloe, kicked Chloe and signaled not to talk nonsense.
Chloe glanced at Ah Jin meaningfully, turned around and continued to coax.
Ah Jin looked at the coaxing Chloe, his eyes narrowed, this Chloe is a more wise person in Ah Jin's feeling these days, how can he take the initiative to trouble the captain this time? You must know that just like yourself, Chloe is also a demoted general!
"Uh...... This ......" Chloe's words made Xu Xiao speechless for a while.
"Yes, yes, boss, how can you prove that you bought this?" The rough-witted Yarrita immediately chimed in.
"Yes, Captain, aren't you a guard stealing yourself!" Tru is not afraid of big things when he sees the excitement, and directly raises the coaxing to the 'event' level.
"How do you prove that I didn't buy it?" Xu Xiao thought about it and kicked the ball back directly. Whoever doubts, who will prove it.
"Isn't this written, gifted, kind-hearted big brother, the yin is a gift." Everyone knows that how could the villagers who had been robbed give it to Xu Xiao, who they didn't know, they must have bought the painting, and the seller wrote a gift, but they were mocking Xu Xiao verbally, wanting to see how he, the omnipotent captain, would deal with it.
"What people say about the gift is the signature of the gift, the blessing of the gift, not the gift of the painting at all, the blessing of the gift after buying the painting." Xu Xiao explained bitterly.
"Oh yes, I think the boss is right." Yarrita is worthy of being Xu Xiao's little fan sister, and as soon as Xu Xiao explained, she immediately believed Xu Xiao's words.
"If it's a blessing, then don't you have to write something like 'Gift, kind big brother is smooth sailing'? This only wrote a gift, why is the whole certificate Yin giving a gift? Ah Jin stepped forward and said loudly.
Xu Xiao looked at Ah Jin who was coaxing, and her eyes revealed relief, although she was scolding herself, but at least she didn't hide in the corner and didn't speak like before, this is also a kind of progress, for these crew members who have been printed with the French seal, Xu Xiao has a great degree of tolerance, for fear that they are too gloomy to better integrate into the collective.
Whitewashing these criminals is to start with the three views in their hearts, which is a very slow process of change, Xu Xiao doesn't want to use life and death or torture to control his subordinates all the time, but people with criminal records must at least have some checks and balances, in case they are incompetent and do not change the three views of these people, then those who are released are still wicked, and they will still oppress the people.
And the performance of Ah Jin and Chloe made Xu Xiao very pleased, and such a long time of hard work was not in vain.
"Tru, believe me or not, I must have said a gift." Xu Xiao was helpless and began to roll call.
"It's not clear, I can't judge." Tru looked at Xu Xiao, who was a little anxious, and began to make peace with the mud.
"I'll give you three days." Xu Xiao directly opened the chips.
"I think the captain must have bought the painting, and the author gave him a gift out of kindness." This guy Tru immediately changed his camp.
"Tru, you are shameless, you are not strong-willed!" Wood pointed at Tru.
"Haha, Wood, let's vote to see if there are more people who support your point of view, or if there are more people who support my point of view. Bet on the price of this painting! Xu Xiao saw the turnaround, and immediately pinched his waist and mocked Wood presumptuously.
"Bet on it!" Wood's eyes rolled, and he immediately took Xu Xiao's words, although it was not too white, but his trust in Xu Xiao made Wood answer immediately.
"If you support me, I will give him a body strengthening pill and instruct him for three days, and the people who support my views below will raise their hands!" Xu Xiao himself was the first to raise his hand, and then the entire crew of Yarrita, Tru, Nami, Chloe, and Ah Jin raised their hands, and only Wood stood there alone.
"Haha, unanimously approved, I announce now that this painting is 100,000 Bailey, paid by Wood! Everyone applauds! Xu Xiao laughed, looking very proud, without a little captain's frame at all, and took the lead in applauding, mocking Wood.
The atmosphere of the team came up all at once.
"Well, you guys, a bunch of undetermined people, I'm ashamed to be with you!" Wood looked annoyed and angry, and everyone laughed even more.
"No way, Wood, it's mainly the captain who gave too much! Just accept your fate! Hahaa! Truhaha laughed and mocked as much as he could.
"Yes, the captain gave too much, and I can't help it!" Chloe also coaxed.
"Hmph, let me tell you, Lao Tzu is rich, but before he got on the boat, Lao Tzu came with savings, is it difficult to get me with this little money? Envy go to you! After Wood finished speaking, he ignored the crowd and went straight to the side to sulk.
Once again, Wood's performance sparked laughter.