Chapter 2 [Jumanji: Escape to the Jungle]
Dimon was familiar with the plot of this comedy movie, and he was not as panicked as he was when he first wore it. This world is only very dangerous on the surface, but in fact, the protagonists of the movie have not died in various ways, how dangerous can it be?
He also understood the reason why Tinder judged him to be qualified. Because he is relatively homely, he has read all the film and television works, novels, and comics that are a little famous, and he has the advantage of being a prophet.
The plot of the movie is simple, Jumanji is a live-action game, and there are a total of five characters for players to choose from, forced to enter, and they can return to reality after clearing the level. In the opening chapter, Alex, a mentally handicapped young man, mysteriously disappeared from his home and entered the game world first.
That's right, this thing is really mentally retarded.
When Alex got Jumanji, it was still a board game, and he thought it was too outdated to play and tossed it aside. At night, Alex, who was sleeping in his bedroom, suddenly heard the sound of war drums and found that the board game on the table had turned into a game console cartridge. Then, without thinking, he inserted the cassette into his game console and started playing.
In the middle of the night, there was a supernatural incident at home, he didn't tell his family, he was not afraid at all, and immediately inserted a card to play the game console...... Is this something that someone in their right mind can do?
Twenty years later, Alex's villa became a famous haunted house in the city, and he himself became a household name for the hapless kid.
On this day, four high school students were placed on campus for making mistakes. The black man of the football team, "Refrigerator" Frits, finds Alex's old-fashioned game console in the school warehouse and decides to play with the otaku Spencer for a while, and the two problem girls, Martha and Bethany, join in.
After choosing their characters, the four of them are sucked into the game world, possessed and become game characters who are completely different from their own appearance, and take over the task of saving Yumanji.
The five players can only return to the real world if they have cleared the game, and in addition to their special skills, they also have three black bars on their left wrists, representing three lives. Each time the player dies, there will be one less black bar, and if they die three times in the game, they may actually die. In the movie, not a single player died, and they successfully cleared the level.
Dimon thinks that the difficulty of this live-action game is not high, or very low, just look at the number of players.
Spencer is a thin, timid nerd who could scare him out of the cracks. He became the Dr. Yongshi in the game, and he has the strongest combat power in the team, so to speak, Superman. But he has weapons and does not use them, he relies on recklessness to do things, and he basically has no leadership ability.
The "Refrigerator" Fritsch is tall, simple-minded, well-limbed, and only good at sports. He was retained because he asked Spencer to help write his dissertation, but he had no idea what it was about. After he became the mouse Fenba in the game, his size shrank by two laps, and he was not even good at sports, which was a tragedy. He has no combat power in the game, so he can only carry a large bag as a support, and there are a lot of props in the bag.
Martha is a bit of a social phobia in reality.,Relatively withdrawn girl.。 She becomes Tekken Ruby in the game, and she is good at PK with her bare hands and enemies, with limited lethality. Her real role in the film is to be responsible for her appearance, if Martha enters the game with her appearance in reality, the box office of the movie will drop a lot.
Bethany is a selfie maniac and can't do without her phone. She thinks she is a school girl, but in fact she is more narcissistic. She doesn't have any friends, and few people like it after she posted a selfie. The professor Oberon she entered the game possessed by is a fat uncle who is a scumbag, and his only specialty is to read maps. This person has the biggest contrast, and he is responsible for being funny.
How does such a team clear the level?
In the first level, Bethany was eaten by a hippopotamus while standing by the river, and died tragically once, and then the four of them were frightened by the hippos and ran away.
In the second level, the four are chased and killed by a group of villains on motorcycles. They ran around in the rain of bullets, and finally reluctantly jumped off the cliff to survive, and Martha died once.
On the way to the next level, Fridge and Spencer get into an argument. The refrigerator asked Spencer to help with the essay and was found by the teacher, and he was banned from the football team, which angered Spencer.
After a few words, the refrigerator pushed Spencer off a cliff and let him die for nothing. The only person to be killed in the entire movie of the refrigerator is Spencer, who proves that he is brain-dead. I treat my enemies only with promises, and I treat my teammates with heavy punches.
As soon as they entered the city, they didn't find the clue to the third level, and the refrigerator ate a bite of cake and exploded on the spot, dying in vain. This person's weakness is cake, and his brain is basically hopeless. If he doesn't become an athlete in the future, he will definitely not be able to find a job, so he can only gnaw at old crimes and shout racial discrimination.
In the third level, they were first scared and trembling by a snake, and then they were surrounded by the villain boss and almost wiped out. With the help of Alex, who had only one life left and had been hiding in hiding for 20 years, they hid in the sewers and started the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles without pizza.
In the fourth level, the five-person protagonist group faced two guards and relied on Martha's beauty tricks to defeat the opponent and obtain the necessary vehicles in the warehouse. Faced with their pursuers, they fled in helicopters, almost shot down, and almost killed by a herd of rhinos. In order to retrieve the prop gem accidentally dropped by the refrigerator, the refrigerator was used as bait and was arched to death by the rhinoceros, leaving only one life.
After escaping from Ascension and landing the helicopter smoothly, they were as happy as if they had completely annihilated the enemy. Alex, who was handsome for only three seconds, was bitten by a mosquito and almost burped, but fortunately, Bethany gave him artificial respiration and gave him one of her lives.
If it weren't for saving people, Bethany would have been playing soy sauce from beginning to end. The screenwriter felt that it was not good, so he specially arranged this seemingly great, but actually buggy plot for her. Alex's weakness is mosquitoes, which kill him if bitten by a mosquito. So the question is, how many mosquitoes are there in the jungle? You don't use mosquito coils at home, and you have to be bitten a few bags a night.
At the final level, Spencer tried to return heroically to himself, but was frightened by the little squirrel and fell from the tree, and was bitten to death by a jaguar with only one life left. After that, the five of them acted separately, and they were chased by the jaguar and the villain soldiers, and they all survived by the screenwriter's arrangement.
In order to retrieve the fallen gem, Martha is bitten by a poisonous snake until she dies of her second life. She took advantage of the resurrection to fall from the sky and handed the gem to Spencer, who was riding a motorcycle up the mountain, who trickily put the gem back on the idol and met the conditions for completing the level.
Dimon felt that it was not appropriate for their performance to be called "Battle in the Jungle", and that it should be called "Escape Jungle".
After the five players have cleared the level, they return to reality, and Alex himself returns to the time when he entered the game in 1996. When he got married, he named his daughter "Bethany" in honor of the girl who saved his life.
At the end of the movie, the refrigerator smashes a game console with a bowling ball and the drum is beating, proving that he is a brain-dead and unpatriotic. The key to the game is not the console, but the cassette named Yumanji. And the game is so magical, why not hand it over to the state?
The consciousness of these young people of the US imperialists is completely incomparable with that of the young people of China. Back then, there was a man named Wu Xie, who had to hand over a broken bull's head to the state. Obviously, he is very miserable, and the black circles under his eyes and the kidney deficiency seem to have to sell blood......
Dimon was familiar with his body and knew that he was not attached to any game character, and he was wearing it in the game world. He raised his left hand and found that there were three black bars on his wrist, and he suddenly felt confident in his heart.
The mentality of having three lives is completely different from having only one life. If he only has one life in it, then he has to be careful to clear the level, and he will definitely not dare to take risks.
Now Dimon wanted to try to confront the enemy instead of running for his life all the time. He thinks that the villains are ridiculously weak, but the firepower is infinite, but they are all masters of human strokes. When they return from shooting, they can sing a chorus: "We are all sharpshooters, and we can destroy an enemy with a warehouse of bullets......
This is not an exaggeration. The miscellaneous soldiers were well-equipped and outnumbered, and the guns and guns only shot Martha in the left chest, and Johnson's chest was even bigger, and they couldn't shoot either.
Martha's shot looks like a plot kill, and she was fine when she dived off the cliff, and she was the first to jump bravely.
The team that could have cleared the customs, plus me, a time-traveler who knows the plot, must be easier to clear the customs, right? The more Dimon thought about it, the more confident he became, and it was stable.