Chapter 1: The Buddha of the Weakest Chicken in History [Ask for Collection]
The bright moon hangs high, under the linden tree, the moon shadow is mottled......
Under the tree, a little monk dressed in a moon-white monk's robe was holding a scripture book and reading it with relish.
Not far away, a monkey is like an old monk, sweeping the fallen leaves with a broom.
A salted fish squatted on the edge of the pond outside the door and looked at a few goldfish that had just been put in a few days inside, muttering: "What is stinky and beautiful? Is it awesome to look good? Go back and marinate you all into salted fish, and see if you are still scolding. ”
Crash......
A few goldfish instantly scattered.
On the mountain road, a big white wolf ran up with a courier in his mouth, and on his back, a small squirrel was holding corn from an unknown source, and his cheeks were bulging.
Farther away, a little broken child was trying to drive a classic car on a rampage on the not spacious grass, and the old car yelled: "Brake, brake!" ”
The little broken child also shouted: "I can't reach it, my legs are short, you brake it yourself!" ”
……
Except for their noisy noise, everything seems to be calm, and everything seems to be as usual.
Fang Zheng calmly sat on the grass with a scroll of Buddhist scriptures and watched all this, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and while flashing all the previous things in his mind, he sighed that time passed so fast.
A few years ago, he was a young monk who had dropped out of high school, and he planned to go down to the mountain to find a factory to tighten screws to improve his life. As a result, the last words of the Zen master Yizhi who was also his master and father made him choose to stay on the Yizhi Mountain where the bird does not, inherited the dilapidated Yizhi Temple, and became an obscure and impoverished little abbot.
Who would have thought that in just a few years, with the assistance of the system, he would forcibly turn this nameless small temple into a world-famous Buddhist holy place.
Who would have thought that in this modern city, in a small temple on a hill in the northeast, the son of the Bull Demon King, the Red Boy, the Buddha sat down with a 10,000-year-old fritter, an old ruffian salted fish, a monkey in the mountains, a squirrel, and a lone wolf in the group would follow a human to practice Buddhism?
Who would have thought that he, a little monk who yells every day to let go of everything that is still vulgar, would finally give up everything given by the system in order to save the lives of countless people?
Who would have thought that he, a little monk who wanted a wife and children, would have a jade girl beside Guanyin Bodhisattva descending on him and giving him a red dust tribulation?
But no one could have imagined that the body of the catastrophe was over.
He staged a big drama in front of the gods and Buddhas, and finally survived it successfully.
Now, he has become a Buddha, and everything seems to be so good.
That's when ......
"Ding! System Correction ......"
Fang Zheng, who was sitting in the temple reading the Buddhist scriptures, was stunned: "Correction? system, what are you going to do? ”
"Ding! After the Buddhas met and discussed, they decided to re-examine you. ”
Fang Zheng suddenly became anxious: "What do you mean?" Connecting the Buddha, is this going to be a denial of accounting? That's not going to work! ”
"Why not? This is what the Buddha said! Your kid's last behavior makes me wonder if you're acting, or if you're really emotional. So it doesn't count! ”
The system's voice suddenly became that of an old rascal.
Fang Zheng was stunned: "Huh...... Which green onion are you...... Who is it? ”
"I, the Buddha."
Fang Zheng hurriedly said, "Uh...... I have amnesia, what did you just say? ”
Quoting the Buddha: "......"
The Buddha said, "Just by what you just said, the sin will be increased by one degree, and the punishment will be doubled." The title of Buddha is reserved for you, and the disciples of lone wolf, squirrel, monkey, red child, classic car, salted fish, and the ability to communicate with animals are reserved for you, and the rest are all returned to the beginning! ”
"Back to the beginning? What does that mean? "Founder instantly captured the key information.
"It's very simple, erase your influence in the world, your normal relationships are still there, but the world has forgotten you. No one remembers that you saved countless lives in the earthquake......
No one remembers the healing skills you taught and so on......
Your exercises, your robes, your monasteries...... In short, you are what you are in the beginning.
In addition, your current environment is so comfortable that everyone decided to give you a different place to live.
Do your best, boy! The Buddha asked.
Fangzheng's brain was running rapidly, and he sorted out the words of the Buddha, which roughly means that in addition to the apprentice, he will retain the title of Buddha, except for those relatives and friends in the world, the world will no longer remember his everything, and everything will return to before liberation, and TM will give him a move!
"Buddha, can you discuss it?" Fang Zheng said with a crying voice.
"This is a notice, not a discussion, go you!" After the Buddha finished speaking, Fang Zheng only felt that the entire heaven and earth were shattered like glass in an instant......
The next moment all the pieces are reassembled......
Fang Zheng hurriedly got up and looked around, the moon was hanging high in the sky, and the cool breeze was blowing in his ears......
But the scenery around him has changed, and it has become a vast desert, and when the wind blows, a piece of sand screams in his face!
"What about my mountain? Where's my temple?! Buddha, this is not a return to the pre-liberation period, this is a dime left! ”
Fang Zheng sat on top of a sand dune, looking up to the sky and wailing.
Not far away, there was a red boy's pure heart shouting: "Master, it's not good, the stone tablets you carved are gone!" The old stele is gone! ”
As he spoke, the red boy had already run over, followed by the lone wolf and the squirrel who had just picked up the express, and the salted fish also poked out his head and looked at this side: "Not only the stone tablet, but also the mountain is gone, and the bamboo is gone, uh...... What about our temple? ”
The squirrel shouted, "Master, what are you doing that is so angry? Why is there nothing? And so much more sand? ”
Fang Zheng looked up at the incomparably bright moon in the sky, and he wanted to scold his mother.
"Ding! Your monastery is under your ass, under the yellow sand, and the first mission is released, clean the monastery. ”
The system prompt sounded suddenly.
Fang Zheng's spirit was shocked, this voice was familiar, and this task was also familiar, the first task he got the system was this.
However, looking at the long yellow sand under his feet, he scolded in his heart: "Guiding the Buddha, you hairless old bald man, you are too much!" You are definitely a communiqué personal vendetta! ”
The Buddha didn't say a word, and it seemed that he no longer had contact with Fangzheng.
The system is also not moving......
After Fang Zheng was depressed for a while, he thought about his past, and then thought about the experience of those years, he had seen all kinds of hardships in the world, compared with those who worked the line of life and death every day, it seemed that this little thing was no big deal now?
Thinking of this, Fangzheng's aura gradually calmed down.
The apprentices thought that Fang Zheng would be very angry, but they found that the little monk was sitting on the sand dune, with his back against a bright moon, clothed in silver moonlight, and suddenly smiled, very calm and gentle.
Fang Zheng looked at these apprentices, shook his head slightly, and said, "If it's gone, it's gone...... No need to make a fuss. ”
Then Fang Zheng slowly got up and patted the dust on his buttocks.
Ever since he had the moon white monk's robe, his body has always been dusty, and suddenly there is a lot of dust, and he thinks it's not bad. It's just that he thinks that there is a shortage of water in this desert, and washing clothes and bathing must be a problem, so he misses the Yuebai monk's robe a little bit again.
"Master, what shall we do now?" Red Boy asked.
Fang Zheng pointed to his feet: "Dig!" ”
"Digging?" The disciples were stunned.
Fang Zheng nodded: "Yes, dig, dig hard!" Dig a temple and come out. ”
"What?!" The disciples looked at Fang Zheng as if they were fools.
Fang Zhengze grinned at them and said, "Our temple is down there, if we don't dig it, where will the temple come from?" Don't ask why, there is only one answer, we were pitted by the Buddha, and we don't want to sleep in the desert, so let's dig it quickly! Dig a bed and make it out before dawn. ”
Everyone was a little confused......
However, the lone wolf didn't want to do so much, since Fang Zheng said that he had dug it, he rushed over directly, and raised his paws to make a mess......
"Senior brother, look at it...... Phew, Phew......" The salted fish behind him was sand scraped by a lone wolf.
The monkey looked around slowly and asked curiously, "Uh...... What about the net width? ”
"Help...... Help ......" sounded one after another.
The monkey reached out and pulled out a chubby squirrel in the sand, which was Jingkuan.
Jing Kuan waved his small fist and shouted, "Senior brother, you are too much! ”
It's a pity that the lone wolf didn't reply, so he dug a pit there, screaming as he dug it: "Hey...... Oops...... It feels ...... Why is it so familiar? ”
The red boy rolled his eyes and said, "Aren't you familiar with it, you dogs are in this position." The inheritance in your bones, you can now find the right way to open it, come on, big brother. ”
The lone wolf said happily: "Comfortable and comfortable...... Go on! ”
Fang Zheng looked around, there was no guy in his hand, he tried to dig the sand by himself, the speed was like a snail, and then looked at the lone wolf like an excavator, he gave up decisively.
"Don't look at it, all help!"
Fang Zheng greeted everyone.
The red boy pouted and said, "Why don't you just turn over some sand, look at me!" ”
As he spoke, the red boy inhaled hard, and then blew the sand under his feet!
Call!
Time......
While wiping the saliva on his face, the salted fish changed direction and scolded grinningly: "Pure heart, next time you don't blow on the upwind, it's not too big, it's too much saliva......"
The red boy stared blankly at the immovable sand dunes under his feet, with a confused look on his face.
Then the red boy stomped his feet and jumped more than ten meters high: "Fly!" ”
Boom!
The red boy fell to the ground, scratching his head, his eyes a little straight, and then wailing, "I have no mana!" ”
Fang Zheng was not surprised at all, the Buddha had taken action, how could he leave such a big bug for him.
"Okay, your mana is gone, and so is your teacher. Let's work together, I believe that as a teacher, your mana will come back in the future. ”
Fang Zheng patted the red boy's head, which was considered comforting.
The red boy wiped his tears as he got up and began to dig a hole with his hands and feet. Although he has no mana, his body is still there, with copper skin and iron bones, and his hands are like two shovels, and his digging speed is no slower than that of a lone wolf.