Chapter 18: Slap in the face, slap in the face [Ask for Collection]

Crunch......

As soon as the words fell, the door of the temple opened.

At the same time, a touch of gold at the end of the sand sea jumped out of the sand sea, dyed the sky red, and the golden sunlight sprinkled on his body, covering him with a layer of pale golden brilliance, and for a time this young monk with a shiny head, white skin like white jade, red lips and white teeth, and bright eyes was quite extraordinary.

Although everyone has seen monks outside, they have never seen such a dusty and white monk.

Even in this place of yellow sand, a monk's robe can still be spotless, and the whiteness under the contrast is particularly eye-catching.

Xiao Ou covered his mouth and muttered, "So handsome......"

When Sun Xing heard this, his brows furrowed slightly, a little sour......

Just when they were in a daze, the monk folded his hands and smiled slightly: "Amitabha, a few donors, but you came to worship the Buddha and make a wish?" ”

Everyone looked at Lao Xiao in unison, squeezing their eyebrows and holding back a smile one by one, and forcibly looked at Lao Xiao, who was still bragging a moment ago, with a red face, like a monkey's buttocks.

Seeing this, Xiao Ou couldn't help laughing: "Hahaha...... Dad, I'll just say don't brag, right? I was slapped in the face by the Buddha again! Hahaha...... Just ask you if it hurts? ”

Lao Xiao glared at him, which was a response.

Lao Sun also smiled: "Lao Xiao, just popularize science next time, don't brag." ”

Old Xiao snorted twice in response.

Tang Mei pursed her lips and smiled: "Old Xiao, that ...... Do you worship the Buddha? Hehehe......"

Lao Xiao's face flushed and said, "Worship a hammer, I'm an atheist!" Gone, hurry. ”

After Lao Xiao finished speaking, he walked to the car.

Lao Sun hurriedly said: "Lao Xiao, there is a temple here, maybe there is water." The water in my car bottomed out right away. ”

Lao Xiao replied directly: "Eighty percent of them have just arrived, and there may not be water." Look at the little monk's skin, it's whiter and more tender than my daughter. Have you ever seen a man in the desert with such white skin? It's not just here, it's a youkai. You're going, you're going, I'm leaving. ”

Lao Xiao said this angrily, so although he got into the car, he didn't start the car.

Hearing Lao Xiao say this, everyone also discovered that the little monk was incredibly white!

The skin is white and tender like a baby, the eyes are bright and spiritual, and it doesn't look like it grew up in the wind and sand environment all year round.

Tang Mei's husband Zheng Qiu nodded and said, "What Lao Xiao said is right, but it doesn't hurt to ask." ”

So Tang Mei stepped forward and asked, "Little monk, we are travelers passing by." Excuse me, do you have water in your temple? We didn't have much water in the car and wanted to ask for some ......"

"Buy, give money." Lao Sun, as a businessman, immediately added.

When Tang Mei heard this, she immediately glared at Lao Sun, and said in a low voice: "This is a temple, it's too vulgar to talk about money, and here is to talk about fate!" ”

After speaking, Tang Mei picked up the mineral water and took a sip......

Lao Sun understood in seconds and asked, "Little monk, do you see how ......?"

Without waiting for Lao Sun to finish speaking, the little monk clasped his hands together, grinned with harmless eyes and said, "One hundred yuan for a bowl of water." ”

Burst!

The water Tang Mei had just drunk suddenly erupted into a rainbow.

Lao Sun's words were instantly stuck in his throat, and then he whispered to Tang Mei: "Sure enough, it's Tan Yuan's ......."

Tang Mei's face turned red instantly, she looked up at the three words of the temple, and muttered: "What is the temple called, just call it the temple of slapping the face!" ”

Lao Sun said: "Little monk, can't it be cheaper?" Wouldn't it be better for us to buy more? ”

Fang Zheng shook his head directly when he heard this, when he got the bitter spring, the system said that the bitter spring is the same as the true scripture that Tang San buried at the beginning, it should not be given lightly, it can only be used for personal use, if outsiders want to drink, one hundred and one bowls must not be given away for free, otherwise there will be thunder punishment.

The rules of the system cannot be overcome, so he replied unswervingly: "No." ”

Lao Sun suddenly became a little unhappy: "You little monk is a little too much, how can you be a monk and start the price?" What about fifty-one bowls? The mineral water in the scenic spot is only a dozen yuan a bottle. ”

Fang Zheng shook his head firmly: "No, if a few donors don't make a wish to the Buddha, then they won't give it away." ”

After Fang Zheng finished speaking, he retreated directly from the door, and was about to close the door casually.

Xiao Ou was immediately anxious when she saw it, although she was not short of water, but it was the first time she had seen such a handsome monk, although she did not fall in love at first sight, but who didn't want to see more handsome guys and beauties?

So Xiao Ou shouted: "I worship the Buddha!" ”

I thought that the monk would invite her in, but I saw that the monk glanced at her, and then closed the door directly after smiling weirdly.

Xiao Ou suddenly became angry, stepped in and pinned the door to prevent the door from closing, and said angrily: "You, a monk, didn't you say that you can go in and worship the Buddha?" Why am I going and you're still closed? Doesn't talking count? ”

Then he saw the white monk smile at him and said, "Donor, this temple is dedicated to Guanyin, are you sure you want to worship the Buddha and make a wish?" ”

As soon as these words came out, Xiao Ou's little face instantly turned red!

She doesn't know religion anymore and knows that Guanyin is asking for a child, she doesn't have a 22-year-old girl boyfriend, what do you ask for?

"Alright, donor, take back your feet, the poor monk is closing. After a while, the wind will blow, and the wind and sand will blow in and it will be difficult to take care of. ”

Xiao Ou really wanted to withdraw his little feet, so he heard Lao Sun say: "A hundred is a hundred!" Son, go and get the bucket and fill it! ”

Sun Xing immediately beckoned Zheng Qiu and Tang Mei's son Zheng Yun to come over to help, and after a while, the two of them came over with two large buckets of fifty catties.

Fang Zheng looked at the two big buckets, and his eyes suddenly lit up, he knew that the money for the vegetables was there!

Opening the door, Fang Zheng turned sideways, folded his hands and said, "Amitabha, welcome a few donors." ”

The crowd gave him a roll of the eye.

Sun Xing even muttered in a low voice: "I have never seen such a monk with open eyes and a black heart and a white face!" No wonder he became a monk here, Uncle Xiao is right, those who can stay here are either newcomers or monsters......"

Xiao Ou kicked Sun Xing and asked him to pay attention not to be listened to by the monk, he couldn't buy water to drink.

It turned out that the monk had already run to an old tree and shouted: "Pure heart, go get a bowl, let's sell water, a bowl of 100 yuan." ”

Then I saw a little monk carved like a porcelain doll rushing to the backyard.

This time, not only Xiao Ou's eyes lit up, but even Tang Mei's eyes lit up, the two women exuded the kind eyes of an old mother, and the girl stared at the little guy with a plush toy-like gaze.

At the same time, the two couldn't help muttering: "Why are the people in this small temple so good-skinned and so beautiful?" It can't really be a youkai......"

After speaking, the two quickly shut up and glanced at Fang Zheng with a weak heart.