In the evening, the Black Storm stopped, and the Wind Barrier vanished.

Seeing Fang Zheng coming out of the backyard, Lao Xiao and the others got up to say hello.

Fang Zheng returned the salute one by one.

Xiao Ou smiled: "Abbot Fangzheng, do you have WeChat?" That one...... In the future, I will send you some souvenirs or something, so that it is easy to contact. ”

Fang Zheng asked rhetorically: "Is there a signal here?" ”

Xiao Ou was stunned, took out his mobile phone to look at the red cross on it, and said with a dry smile: "You won't always be in the desert, right?" When you go out, you can contact us. ”

Fang Zheng shook his head and said, "Mainly, the poor monk doesn't have a mobile phone. ”

Xiao Ou snatched Lao Xiao's mobile phone and stuffed it into Fang Zheng's hand: "This is for you!" I know that a mobile phone is not enough to repay you for saving your life, but when I get back, I will buy you the latest one. ”

Lao Xiao was still blowing his beard and glaring at him, but when he heard this, he was embarrassed to care that Fang Zheng was about to return his mobile phone, so he could only laugh dryly: "Abbot Fangzheng, take it......"

Fang Zheng is not polite, his principle is that you don't want to give it for no reason, but if you have a favor, you will be rewarded, you will save your life, take your mobile phone, no matter how you calculate the other party, it will be earned, so it is natural for him to take it.

When Lao Sun and others heard this, they also stepped forward, some gave tablets, some watches, and Zheng Qiu gave Fang Zheng a jade pendant, and said solemnly: "This is what I asked for in a temple back then, saying that it was to introduce the Buddha's jade pendant." I don't have anything to repay the abbot, so I'll give this to you. ”

Fang Zheng originally had no idea about the jade pendant, but when he heard the word Buddha, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he took it, folded his hands, and said with a smile: "Amitabha, the poor monk is welcome." ”

Seeing that Fang Zheng picked up so quickly, Zheng Qiu was not angry, but only liked Fang Zheng: "Since the abbot likes it, next time I come, I will bring a better piece for the abbot." ”

Fang Zheng smiled: "Next time, just bring a sandbag to guide the Buddha, this is a bit small." ”

"Huh?!" Zheng Qiu was stunned.

Fang Zheng coughed dryly, quickly diverted the topic, turned around and opened the door, and then shouted a Buddha name to everyone with his hands folded: "Amitabha, several donors have a heart, let's report it back and report it, even if it is even." It's dark, the temple is small and there are no guests, so let's leave as soon as possible. ”

Sun Xing looked at the sky that was about to fall into darkness and said, "Abbot, this is not early, this is going while it is dark." Can't you stay with us for the night? ”

Fang Zheng shook his head and said, "I can't stay...... The temple of the poor monk is too small, and there is no meditation room for you to live in. Second......"

Fang Zheng pointed to the statue of Wei Dao who had broken his hand and put the demon slaying pestle on the ground.

Zheng Qiu nodded and said, "Everyone, let's go." ”

Lao Xiao also nodded: "Let's go......"

Xiao Ou asked puzzledly, "Dad, why do you say leave when you look at that statue?" ”

Lao Xiao said: "The direction of the demon pestle of the Veda Bodhisattva has meaning, if the Veda pestle is carried on the shoulder, it means that this temple is a big temple, and the monks who can be entertained here can eat and stay for free for three days;

If the pestle of Veda is flat in the hand, it means that this temple is a medium-sized temple, and the monks who travel here can be entertained for free to eat and stay for one day;

If the Vedic pestle is on the ground, it means that the temple is a small temple, and it is not possible to entertain monks who travel here for free food and lodging.

This is both a notice and a rule.

We can't break other people's rules, so let's go. ”

Xiao Ou understood, and then reluctantly was pulled into the car by Lao Xiao, and the car swayed towards the nearest city.

Bang dang!

As soon as everyone left, the gate was violently shut!

Then I heard a hideous laugh from the temple: "Pick up the Buddha...... Wow Ka ! ”

After laughing, Fang Zheng threw the jade pendant depicting the Buddha to the ground, and then stepped on it one by one, and said viciously while stepping on it: "Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha, you are a Buddha!" ”

"Ding! You...... No swearing. "System prompt.

Fang Zheng asked rhetorically: "Amitabha, is it a curse?" The poor monk knew that the monks and Buddhas all over the world scolded people every day. ”

The system was speechless for a while: "They're not swearing." ”

Fang Zheng quit: "They said it wasn't scolding, but the poor monk said it was scolding?" What is the rationale for this? What's up? Poor monks can't say Amitabha Buddha in the future? Do you want to shout Infinite Heavenly Venerable instead? ”

System: "......"

The system was silent, and Fang Zheng continued to step on the jade card, shouting while stepping on it: "Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha...... Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! ”

System: "......"

Enough of stepping on it, Fang Zheng took out his mobile phone, although the mobile phone can't access the Internet, but he hasn't gotten this thing for too long, and he still wants to fiddle with it.

"Master? Take a picture of me. The lone wolf shouted.

Fang Zheng nodded: "Okay, come, step on this jade pendant, I'll take a handsome picture of you." ”

After speaking, Fang Zheng threw the jade pendant in his hand, and the stupid dog of the lone wolf didn't know what the jade pendant meant, so he stepped on it directly with one paw, raised his head proudly, and shouted to himself: "One, two, three, eggplant!" ”

Click!

"Master, let me see how it went!"

……

At the same time, on the other side, after Lao Xiao and the others walked far away, Lao Xiao suddenly slapped his head and shouted: "Oops! Worst! ”

"Dad, what's wrong?" Xiao Ou asked.

Lao Xiao smiled bitterly: "I forgot to delete the information in my phone." ”

Xiao Ou said: "If you haven't deleted it, you haven't deleted it, I'll save your mobile phone number for you to back up in the cloud, just go back and back it up." ”

Lao Xiao shook his head and said, "It's not that, the main thing is that the photos of you when you were a child are still in it." The one that includes the bedwetting! ”

When Xiao Ou heard this, his face immediately turned red......

Then, from the speeding car came a girl's scream: "Stop, stop!" Go back, go back, go back! ”

"I can't stop, I don't have enough fuel to run back and forth."

"If I don't do it, I'm going back! It's a shame...... What a shame! Xiao Ou couldn't imagine how embarrassing it would be to be a scene of social death when his bedwetting photos were seen by the people he liked.

She's going crazy.

And at the same time, in the monastery.

"Oops, this kid wets the bed! Hahaha, I don't know whose unlucky child it is, he still wets the bed and cries when he is so old, hahaha......"

Fang Zheng held up his mobile phone, a lone wolf on the left, a red child on the right, a squirrel on his shoulder, a monkey behind him, and a salted fish head drilled out of his armpit.

"Master, this picture is interesting. By the way, didn't Xiao Ou donor say it, I often contact when I have time to go out. The next time you ask her, you'll find out who it is. Red Boy reminded very smartly.