When Granny Jing saw this person, she immediately frowned: "Mud monkey, you go out." ”

The mud monkey smiled, and did not go out, but the other party was saying; "Little monk, my name is Hou Tian, you want to buy coal, right? I have, just half a ton of crushed coal, how about selling you for 300? ”

Granny Jing said angrily: "Little monk, don't listen to him, this guy makes black money all day long, his skin is black, and his heart is also black, so we call him a mud monkey." There are still 311 tons of broken coal, why don't you grab the mud monkey? ”

The mud monkey Hou Tian smiled and said: "Mother-in-law, what you said is not right, I am clearly marking the price and not forcing to buy and sell." Little monk, three hundred and one tons, delivered to your door, you don't lose. You must know that the freight is still five dollars a kilometer. ”

When the mud monkey said this, the little eyes were bright and the little abacus in his heart was even more crackling, the broken coal was worthless, and the cost was dozens of yuan, because it was left over from when he used to burn coal, and some were picked up by him with the car, and the cost was very low. Moreover, this is Fangtang Village, although this little monk is alive, but he can come here to buy coal, which means that he must be from the neighborhood, and he is not from the town.

Because it is impossible for people in the town to go to Fangtang Village to buy coal.

And there is such an oasis near Fangtang Village, if you want to survive, you can't live too far, otherwise there will be no wind and sand.

So the mud monkey ate Fang Zheng is a new move, and the new melon eggs nearby, he doesn't understand anything, so he wants to take the opportunity to take a bite of meat and change the wine to drink.

Finally, the little monk in front of him has red lips and white teeth, white and tender skin, clear eyes, and a very rare purity all over his body.

Granny Jing wanted to say something, but the little monk was really stupid, so she turned around and smiled at him, clasped her hands together and said, "The donor really helped the poor monk deliver the goods?" ”

The mud monkey waved his hand and said: "Although my mud monkey's hands are a little black, I still have integrity." If you don't believe me, we can sign a contract, with black and white handprints, what's going on? ”

Fang Zheng smiled: "Okay, this is good, then sign the contract." Sign it and buy it. ”

The mud monkey laughed, and his heart laughed even more: "This little monk is really just stupid and signs a contract?" The content of the contract is not 31 tons to buy me a pile of crushed coal? I'm going to make a lot of money! That's it, today should teach him a lesson, let him understand what it means that society is very simple and people's hearts are very sinister. ”

Granny Jing was anxious: "Little monk, you can't sign this contract." If it really doesn't work, I'll help you ask and see if there are any other people in the village who have idle coal at home. ”

The mud monkey said, "No need to ask, I know the situation in the village better than you." It's not winter yet, who will store coal? That is, this little monk has a good life, and he has caught up with some of my family, otherwise he would not be able to buy a piece of coal for three hundred yuan. ”

As he spoke, the mud monkey took out a blank piece of paper and a pen from the green backpack he was carrying, and then lay directly on the counter.

I have to say that although the mud monkey grows up to be unattractive, his personality is also very bad, and his heart is still black, but the words are very beautiful.

After asking Fangzheng's name, he quickly wrote down the contract.

After writing, the mud monkey read: "Today, I Houtian and Fang Zheng signed this contract, and Fang Zheng paid 300 yuan to buy me half a ton of crushed coal, and I was responsible for delivering it to the door." If either party breaches the contract, it shall compensate the other party ten times the principal. What do you think? ”

The mud monkey asked Fangzheng.

Fang Zheng frowned slightly: "Ten times?" ”

"What's the matter, you're still not at ease?" The mud monkey casually changed it: "A hundred times is okay, right?" ”

Fang Zheng waved his hand with a simple and shy face: "The poor monk didn't mean that, but it's okay." ”

Looking at the simple and cute little monk in front of him, the mud monkey smiled, he liked this kind of brainless stupidity.

Granny Jing saw that Fang Zheng really wanted to press the handprint, sign it, and stop it, but the little monk in front of her was like Wang Ba who had eaten the scales, and she had to sign it, she was helpless, and finally got angry: "That's it, no matter." Little monk, let me tell you, you have suffered a big loss this time! ”

The little monk smiled at Granny Jing and said, "Donor, how can a poor monk suffer?" The poor monk felt that the poor monk had made money. ”

His eyes were incomparably sincere and realistic.

Looking at such a little monk, Granny Jing smiled bitterly and bitterly, both sympathizing with the little monk being deceived, and feeling that he was simply a little stupid, just sitting there and shaking her head.

The mud monkey said happily: "You don't just make money, you make a lot of money!" The contract is signed, let's say, where is the coal delivered? I'll go get the car ready. ”

After speaking, the mud monkey picked up a bottle of mineral water: "Mother-in-law, keep the account, finish this order and settle the bill together." ”

Fang Zheng smiled and pointed to the west and said: "One finger temple one hundred and fifty kilometers to the west, trouble the donor, act quickly, otherwise it will be dark." ”

Burst!

The mud monkey took a sip of water and looked at Fang Zheng with beads in his eyes: "Little monk, are you teasing me?" ”

Granny Jing was also stunned: "Little monk, where do you really live?" Impossible, right? ”

The mud monkey said, "That's absolutely impossible!" One hundred and fifty kilometers to the west, in the heart of the desert, there are no more people, and there are every single insect. ”

However, the little monk in front of him looked sincere and simple, and looked at them with big eyes flickering: "It's right there, that's right, the poor monk can lead the way." If the donor doesn't believe it, just go and see it, the small temple of the poor monk is there, really. ”

The mud monkey has been a monk since he was a child, and he suddenly feels that he is the stupid fool! I didn't ask anything clearly, I dared to deliver it to my door based on speculation, and I also signed a contract!

At this moment, the mud monkey has the heart to die.

Looking at the little monk with clear eyebrows, fair skin, and simplicity in front of him, he suddenly found that the other party was not innocent at all, this TM was a wolf in sheep's clothing!

Glancing at the words that were ticked off on the contract from ten times to 100 times the compensation, he said with a crying voice: "Granny Jing, you said that I have a black heart, I think he is much darker than me, don't play like this." ”

Granny Jing smiled, the mud monkey has not pit the people in the village in recent years, although it has not made a lot of money, but it is not a small bargain, and because of the villagers, the cheap is not very big, so everyone endures it, but they are not happy.

Now seeing the mud monkey like this, she only felt extremely comfortable, and grabbed the contract: "Mud monkey, although you are not a good person, at least you still have integrity." That's why I give you credit every year, and the people in the village still look at you twice. If you don't even have credibility, hehe...... Besides, 30,000 yuan is not a small number. That's enough for you to keep you busy for a year, right? ”

The mud monkey looked at Fang Zheng: "Little ...... Master Founder, is the contract changed? One hundred and fifty kilometers, it's still a desert road, and even if it's an empty car, it's more than 300 yuan. ”