Chapter 57: Candles in the Square [Revision]
"I think you look like a second pot!" Fang Zheng gave him a blank look, turned and left.
"Hey! Isn't it differentiated? Isn't it discriminatory against salted fish? "The salted fish is gone.
Fang Zheng waved his hand and said, "Don't think about the wine, buy you a bag of coarse salt." ”
"Just a packet of coarse salt?! I dug up two cars! Salted fish was not convinced.
Fang Zheng asked rhetorically, "Do you want to?" ”
The salted fish grinned, scolding the black-hearted bald man in his heart, but he reluctantly shouted in his mouth: "Deal!" ”
Looking at the apprentices who were working hard to make money, Fang Zheng gave himself a slap: "The apprentices are still working hard, why are the poor monks lying down?" This time, the poor monk wants to rebel against the sky! You say that restricting my fame and fortune is restricted? Watch me go against the sky! ”
After saying that, Fang Zheng jumped into the classic car and rushed out.
"Master, why are you going?" The monkey asked.
Fang Zheng didn't look back and said, "Go buy peanuts!" ”
"And salt!" Salted fish shouted.
Fang Zheng made an OK gesture, which was a response.
After walking for a while, Fang Zheng found that the situation was not quite right, because he was more than one hundred and fifty kilometers away from Fangtang Village!
"Moved again?" Fang Zheng frowned, pondered for a while, and drove in the other direction.
After a while, Fang Zheng ran to the back row and lay down: "Lao Hei, you drive it yourself, call me at the place." ”
Old Lane: "Master, you...... Don't you give me a legal name? ”
Fang Zheng asked rhetorically, "Are you willing to become a monk?" ”
The classic car asked rhetorically, "Where else can I go if I don't leave home?" Do you think I'll be able to find a second person of my kind to fall in love with? Or do you think I can leave the temple and go out on my own without being pulled to slice? ”
Fang Zheng thought about it: "In this way, from today onwards, you are welcome to officially join the Yizhi Temple." The name of the law......"
Fang Zheng thought of his encounter with the classic car, which had his own obsession, that is, to take a look at his former owner. Later, he got his wish, and it seemed that he had nothing to pursue except to take a sip of better gasoline.
So Fang Zheng said: "You know how to repay your kindness, remember the old feelings, and your Dharma name is called Jingen." ”
"Thank you, Master!" The classic car immediately thanked him.
Fang Zheng waved his hand, which was considered a response, and then closed his eyes and fell asleep directly.
The classic car was very happy, blowing black smoke all the way and running fast......
I don't know how long it took......
The classic car reminds that the founder has arrived at the place.
Fang Zheng stood up and looked, sure enough, he arrived at Fangtang Village.
I walked into the village, bought a bag of salt and a bag of peanuts from Granny Jing, a lollipop and a banana, and returned to Yizhi Temple.
"Hey...... Gotta make money. ”
Back to the temple, Fang Zheng threw salty salt to salted fish, peanuts to squirrels, lollipops into the mouths of red boys who wanted to shout unfair, and bananas to monkeys, and then staggered to the backyard.
"Master, what about mine?" The classic car couldn't help but shout.
Fang Zheng waved his hand and said, "You owe it, there is no gasoline sold in the village." ”
Classic cars: "......"
There was nothing to say all night, and the next day it was dawn, and after Fang Zheng had eaten and drunk enough, he sat in the courtyard in a daze. He had turned over half of the scriptures in the temple, and there was nothing new in the palm-sized place.
Glancing at the Wuxiang Gate, Fang Zheng sighed and said: "That's it, the poor monk will try again, if it is still so pitted, the poor monk will tear down this broken door." ”
After speaking, Fang Zheng pushed open the phaseless door and stepped in.
The next moment, Fang Zheng's eyes were white, and someone was vaguely saying something in the white, but Fang Zheng couldn't hear it clearly, but vaguely heard a few words: "300,000...... Fiction ......"
"Novels?" Fang Zheng was confused, the void shattered, and he appeared on a street.
Then Fang Zheng found that he didn't even know any of the words here!
"Isn't it? Is this to the country of mourning? Fang Zheng looked around bitterly, and it seemed that he had really arrived in the Sang Kingdom.
Because there is not a single Chinese character around.
As soon as the morning mist lifted, the whole city seemed to have just woken up, a few drunks squeezed out of the cracks in the city, and some office workers walked out of the Internet café.
Even if he saw Fangzheng's alternative black, he just glanced at it.
As the sun rises, so do the people on this small street.
At the same time, Fang Zheng found that the garbage on the street was becoming more and more conspicuous, in the flower beds, green belts, cigarette butts, Coke cans, and French fries bags were thrown everywhere.
"Didn't you say that the country was clean? It seems that another group of people who have received money are talking nonsense. Fang Zheng shook his head, no longer surprised.
In the early years, he saw some people boasting about the good sanitary conditions in Sangguo, but later they gradually boasted less, because more and more Chinese people went abroad.
With the popularization of smartphones, various self-media videos allow many people to see what it is like abroad without going abroad. So it's hard to deceive......
For this year's big Vs who have betrayed the country, this year's netizens are too difficult to bring, and the money is obviously not easy to make.
"System, what the hell is this task? It can't be a novelist, right? Fang Zheng muttered in his heart.
However, the system did not respond, obviously not helping him.
Seeing the sun getting higher and higher, the moon passed in the middle of the sky, and finally set......
Fang Zheng has been pressing the road, and he has also thought about spending money to eat something, but he only has Huaxia coins in his hand, and he tried to spend them in a few small shops, but people don't accept them at all.
This made Fang Zheng extremely discouraged......
"Gollum ......"
Fang Zheng touched his shriveled stomach and wailed, "Hungry, ......"
As night fell, the streets were crowded again, especially in the middle of the night.
Many izakaya have also started to do business, and the sound of drinking and bragging can be heard clearly across the street.
Fang Zheng couldn't help but sigh, drinking and bragging, sure enough, the whole world is unified......
Smelling the fragrance all the way, Fang Zheng only felt more hungry in his stomach.
"What the hell is the mission?" Fang Zheng wailed in his heart.
At this moment, there was a burst of excited scolding from an alley on the side: "Get out! ”
The voice was slightly sound, and it seemed that the Sang people were trying to speak Chinese.
Fang Zheng walked over to take a look, only to see a small square, facing the west, someone placed white flowers, and a large inscription, and lit candles around it.
The three young people seemed to be burning paper money, but they were interrupted by a man, the man frantically kicked the candle under his feet, and cursed angrily in a mouth of Sang Chinese, mixed with two Chinese curses from time to time, and a woman who followed the man was also angry, pointing at the three students in front of him and scolding: "You bastards, who let you light candles here?" ”
PS: It was harmonized before, and it was reissued after modification.