"I think you look like a second pot!" Fang Zheng gave him a blank look, turned and left.

"Hey! Isn't it differentiated? Isn't it discriminatory against salted fish? "The salted fish is gone.

Fang Zheng waved his hand and said, "Don't think about the wine, buy you a bag of coarse salt." ”

"Just a packet of coarse salt?! I dug up two cars! Salted fish was not convinced.

Fang Zheng asked rhetorically, "Do you want to?" ”

The salted fish grinned, scolding the black-hearted bald man in his heart, but he reluctantly shouted in his mouth: "Deal!" ”

Looking at the apprentices who were working hard to make money, Fang Zheng gave himself a slap: "The apprentices are still working hard, why are the poor monks lying down?" This time, the poor monk wants to rebel against the sky! You say that restricting my fame and fortune is restricted? Watch me go against the sky! ”

After saying that, Fang Zheng jumped into the classic car and rushed out.

"Master, why are you going?" The monkey asked.

Fang Zheng didn't look back and said, "Go buy peanuts!" ”

"And salt!" Salted fish shouted.

Fang Zheng made an OK gesture, which was a response.

After walking for a while, Fang Zheng found that the situation was not quite right, because he was more than one hundred and fifty kilometers away from Fangtang Village!

"Moved again?" Fang Zheng frowned, pondered for a while, and drove in the other direction.

After a while, Fang Zheng ran to the back row and lay down: "Lao Hei, you drive it yourself, call me at the place." ”

Old Lane: "Master, you...... Don't you give me a legal name? ”

Fang Zheng asked rhetorically, "Are you willing to become a monk?" ”

The classic car asked rhetorically, "Where else can I go if I don't leave home?" Do you think I'll be able to find a second person of my kind to fall in love with? Or do you think I can leave the temple and go out on my own without being pulled to slice? ”

Fang Zheng thought about it: "In this way, from today onwards, you are welcome to officially join the Yizhi Temple." The name of the law......"

Fang Zheng thought of his encounter with the classic car, which had his own obsession, that is, to take a look at his former owner. Later, he got his wish, and it seemed that he had nothing to pursue except to take a sip of better gasoline.

So Fang Zheng said: "You know how to repay your kindness, remember the old feelings, and your Dharma name is called Jingen." ”

"Thank you, Master!" The classic car immediately thanked him.

Fang Zheng waved his hand, which was considered a response, and then closed his eyes and fell asleep directly.

The classic car was very happy, blowing black smoke all the way and running fast......

I don't know how long it took......

The classic car reminds that the founder has arrived at the place.

Fang Zheng stood up and looked, sure enough, he arrived at Fangtang Village.

I walked into the village, bought a bag of salt and a bag of peanuts from Granny Jing, a lollipop and a banana, and returned to Yizhi Temple.

"Hey...... Gotta make money. ”

Back to the temple, Fang Zheng threw salty salt to salted fish, peanuts to squirrels, lollipops into the mouths of red boys who wanted to shout unfair, and bananas to monkeys, and then staggered to the backyard.

"Master, what about mine?" The classic car couldn't help but shout.

Fang Zheng waved his hand and said, "You owe it, there is no gasoline sold in the village." ”

Classic cars: "......"

There was nothing to say all night, and the next day it was dawn, and after Fang Zheng had eaten and drunk enough, he sat in the courtyard in a daze. He had turned over half of the scriptures in the temple, and there was nothing new in the palm-sized place.

Glancing at the Wuxiang Gate, Fang Zheng sighed and said: "That's it, the poor monk will try again, if it is still so pitted, the poor monk will tear down this broken door." ”

After speaking, Fang Zheng pushed open the phaseless door and stepped in.

"Wait for my long hair to reach my waist, will you marry me?"

A hazy voice came from the white light, and then the white light dissipated, and Fang Zheng appeared on a familiar street.

On the street, the monks are complete, all kinds of Buddha reincarnation, Shakyamuni Buddha, the Jade Emperor personally visit the sign shining in the sun.

"Again?" Fang Zheng was speechless for a while.

"Master!" A shout came, Fang Zheng shuddered, turned his head sharply, and saw a fat Taoist priest running towards him.

Fang Zheng raised his leg is a kick: "Yu ~~~~~!" ”

"Master, it's me! Wu Banxian! The Taoist priest was stopped in the distance by a kick, pointing at himself and shouting.

Only then did Fang Zheng recognize the other party, it was Wu Banxian from Chuancheng.

Looking around, Fang Zheng hated iron and said with hatred: "Amitabha, are you still telling fortunes?!" ”

Wu Banxian hurriedly shook his head and said, "Master, don't get me wrong, I've already washed my hands in a golden basin, and I won't do this business after listening to your words." ”

Fang Zheng breathed a sigh of relief: "Then why are you still here?" ”

Wu Banxian came over and said with a smile: "Isn't this waiting for you?" ”

Fangzheng: "Wait for me?" ”

Wu Banxian explained that since the last time they separated, Wu Banxian admired the other party for the five bodies. But he couldn't find Fangzheng, so he simply used a stupid method and waited for the rabbit.

"So, you haven't left for so long, just waiting for a poor monk here?" Fang Zheng said with a smile: "To be honest, the poor monk doesn't know that he will come back." Aren't you afraid to wait for a void? ”

Wu Banxian said bitterly: "Otherwise? I've grown up so big that I've met someone you're so capable. I finally ran into it, and I definitely have to gamble. ”

Then Wu Banxian clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha." ”

"Oops...... Don't curse! Fang Zheng subconsciously reminded, Wu Banxian was a little stunned, obviously not understanding how this Amitabha Buddha scolded people.

Fang Zheng also realized that he had said the wrong thing, and changed the topic with a dry cough: "You still say Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, I haven't seen a monk wearing a Taoist robe." ”

Wu Banxian hurriedly took off his coat, and there was a set of monk's robes inside!

By the way, he handed Fang Zheng a knife: "Master, I have brought my own robe, so I sent you to help me shave it." ”

Fang Zheng looked at the knife, suddenly rolled his eyes, and exclaimed in his heart: "Amitabha, I'm afraid this guy is not crazy, right?" ”

Taking a deep breath, Fang Zheng said: "Donor, don't be in a hurry to shave." Have you thought about it, if you enter the door of a poor monk, you will not be able to eat meat, drink alcohol, marry a wife and have children! This is the real Buddhism, not a place for you to come in and make a name and study Buddhism. If you come in and break the rules, you will be struck by lightning. ”

Wu Banxian said indifferently: "Master, are you testing my determination?" Let me tell you this, don't say that the sky thunders, even if it is a catastrophe, I will be a monk! Come on, shave! ”

Wu Banxian handed over the knife and was about to kneel down at the same time.

At this moment, a long-legged Sichuan girl wearing black stockings walked by, and Wu Banxian subconsciously glanced at it.

Fang Zheng had an idea: "After entering the door of the poor monk, if you dare to return the secular precepts, you may never do it." ”

Fang Zheng didn't lie then, because the system had threatened him like this in the first place.

As a Buddha, he set rules for his own disciples, and it seems that there is nothing wrong with him.

Sure enough, Fang Zheng looked up, and no thunder fell.

PS: The paragraph about Ying Tianfu was harmonized. It's all changed...... Depressed.