Chapter 5 The Lore from Li Shimin

"Poof!"

Cao Ze said as he spoke, and his body tilted and got drunk.

Cheng Yanjin and Cheng Chumo hurriedly carried Cao Ze to the bedroom.

Cao Ze ripped off his coat in a daze and put it at the head of the bed, and half of the garbage bag was exposed from the pocket of his clothes.

"Gollum ......"

Li Shimin swallowed his saliva in unison, and a greedy look flashed in his eyes.

Cao Ze fell asleep.

The baby is now in front of you......

Li Shimin clenched his right hand, but finally gave up.

He didn't dare to guarantee whether Cao Ze was pretending.

I can't guarantee that I can use this thing normally after I get it.

Since you can use money to get things from Cao Ze now, don't take this risk!

The three of them exited the room lightly and closed the door gently.

Li Shimin whispered a few words, and then returned to the palace with some boxed lunches and guards.

Not long after they left, Cao Ze on the bed opened his eyes.

That's right, he's pretending.

More than ten degrees of wine is like playing for him, a warrior on the alcohol battlefield.

"I didn't expect them to hold back." Looking at the garbage bag next to him, Cao Ze sighed in his heart.

It seems that this temptation has also succeeded.

Li Shimin, who is a weak chicken, must have seen the signs, and he is basically no different from mortals in their eyes now.

It doesn't matter, though.

I didn't expect to really rely on one hand to flicker things in the air for a lifetime.

Now that he and Li Shimin are in a mutually beneficial relationship, this is enough.

With these two big thick legs, I will definitely be able to moisturize my days in Datang in the future.

But then again......

The feeling of hooking shoulders with Li Shimin just now......

What a red chicken!

Looking at the surrounding room, Cao Ze sighed.

Cheng Biting Jin's family is naturally worthy of the word mansion, but Cao Ze still feels very unaccustomed.

The mobile phone and computer Shenma don't even have to think about it, and they don't even have a light bulb......

In the short term, it may feel rare, but after the freshness has passed, it will inevitably be boring.

is also thanks to the rich man I met like Cheng Yanjin, and the family must be able to afford rice paper.

If you are parachuted into some mountain, going to the toilet will be a hellish experience......

Cao Ze raised his right arm and looked at his palm.

Today's day is like a dream.

I came to Datang so inexplicably?

Cao Ze's mind once again flashed the picture of the homeless camp during the day.

Those numb eyes and the body of the walking dead touched his heart again.

Now that I'm here, I have a magical system on my body.

Why don't you just do something......

Or rather......

Let this unfamiliar environment become the one you are familiar with!

And the premise of all this is: work hard to make money, crazy lottery!

Rei main hall.

Li Shimin's family sat around the table, and on the table was Cao Ze's boxed lunch.

"Father, is this what you say is delicious?" Li Lizhi asked with curiosity on her face.

"This is a strange thing I got from the strange people." Li Shimin now learned and sold a demonstration: "It is a delicacy that you can never imagine!" ”

Looking at the green vegetables and beef in the lunch, the rest of the people all swallowed their saliva fiercely!

It is unimaginable that there can be such a good green vegetable in winter.

And this beef......

But when did Lu Guogong become a strange person?

When they saw the beef, the name of Cheng Yanjin popped up in their minds for the first time......

There's no way, Cheng Biting Jin is too professional......

A quarter of an hour later, the meal was ready.

With just one bite, everyone is conquered!

The more you eat, the more fragrant it becomes, and you can't stop it!

I almost swallowed my tongue at the end of the meal!

Don't look at them all as princes and princesses, the usual food is really not very good.

At the end of the day, it's because their dad is a poor man......

Besides, even if it is the best food in Datang now, it definitely can't be compared with this box of lunch!

As a result, Li Chengqian's brothers and sisters were all overwhelmed, and even Empress Changsun secretly rubbed her little belly a few times......

They naturally knew that this so-called strange person would definitely not be Cheng Yanjin.

For the strange person in Li Shimin's mouth, he became more and more curious.

"Second brother, you won't just want to invite us to dinner today, will you?" After the children left, Empress Eldest Sun spoke.

"Yes......" Li Shimin took the opportunity to embrace Empress Changsun into his arms and told what happened today.

"This ...... It's incredible. After listening, Empress Eldest Sun sighed with emotion: "Since it's a good thing, why is the second brother still worried?" ”

"Cao Ze's arrival is naturally a good thing for Datang." Li Shimin sighed: "But for me, it may not be a good thing......"

"Second brother, didn't you just say that?" Empress Changsun said softly: "Since Cao Ze said that he will not be called an immortal to the outside world in the future, there must be no intention of fighting for the hearts of the people." In that case, what are you worried about? ”

"The truth is such a truth...... Li Shimin smacked his lips: "But this now doesn't mean that he won't be like this in the future...... If he really wants to be an official or something, I'm much more relieved......"

"Since Cao Ze is no different from ordinary people now, is the second brother afraid that he will be able to make any waves?" Empress Eldest Sun was relieved: "If it was all disguised by him, then there is no point in us dwelling on this." Now let's take it one step at a time. ”

"That's all there is to it." Li Shimin nodded.

He naturally knew what Empress Eldest Sun said, he just wanted to hear her say it.

Human nature is like that.

Many times, even if something is confirmed, you want to get a positive reply from others.

"Speaking of which, now we have two immortals in Datang." Seeing that the atmosphere was a little depressing, Empress Eldest Sun told a joke.

"Two immortals, ......?" Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and then smiled.

There is a joke circulating in aristocratic circles.

Lu Guogong Cheng bites gold and is an immortal in the Tang Dynasty.

Cheng Yanjin, an immortal, often accidentally uses immortal magic to make potholes on the road at home, and also uses immortal magic to open up wisdom to animals.

However, it seems that the ability to open the mind is currently limited to creatures like cows.

Therefore, there will often be cows dying in Cheng Yanjin's family.

The road conditions were not good, and the cattle fell to their deaths.

I was too tired to work, and the cow was angry.

The bull died of anger, and the cow was overly sad and martyred.

Mom and Dad are dead, and the calf has no intention of living alone.

……

There are hundreds of cattle in Cheng Jin's family, and it is unknown how many they can reach in their lifetime.

The next day, the morning dynasty.

The ministers sat on the ground with their necks hunched and tried to minimize their presence.

Yesterday in the court, because of the problem of the homeless, His Majesty was almost anxious.

If I am named today, I will definitely be unlucky......

Even Wei Zheng didn't have the desire to speak today......

"Ladies and gentlemen, today we will continue to discuss the issue of the incumbent people." Li Shimin spoke.

Hubu Shangshu Dai Zhou had a liver pain......

It's just that soon, people find out that the style of painting is wrong.

One by one, the palace maids and eunuchs walked in through the side door, holding a box made of unknown pieces.

"Zhongqing must not have eaten yet, let's eat first and then talk."

As soon as Li Shimin gave the order, those palace maids and eunuchs began to make rice.

Wei Zheng saw that Li Shimin was so unreliable, and there were vague signs of reading the note.

When he saw the beef in the lunchbox, he was not calm at all!

"Your Majesty!" Wei Zheng stood up, his face full of displeasure: "Ploughing cattle is the foundation of the country, and it is really a mediocre move for Your Majesty to slaughter ploughing cattle instead of solving the problem of displaced people!" ”

For Wei Zheng, Li Shimin loves and hates.

What he loves is his talent and uprightness, and what he hates is that he doesn't save face at all......

If it was before, Li Shimin could only endure it silently.

After all, Wei Zheng took the lead.

So at the beginning, the beloved bird was covered to death by himself, and he could only eat Coptis chinensis dumbly.

But today is different!

"Now that all kinds of waste are waiting to be rebuilt, coupled with disasters and famines, the people are in dire straits every day, and Your Majesty is so arrogant and lascivious instead of enterprising......"

"I bought it from a strange man who had returned from overseas." Li Shimin smiled slightly, a lore.

“……”

Wei Zheng was interrupted and silently retreated......