Chapter 65: Mouth Debt and Easy to Get Beaten [Ask for Subscription]
On the way back, Xu San's mouth never stopped, and he kept saying all kinds of thanks and thanks, and Fang Zheng was not annoyed, just listened quietly.
But the mud monkey couldn't stand it anymore: "Xu San, you can do it!" I've said the words thank you more than ten or twenty times along the way, and my ears have heard the calluses. ”
Xu San glared at the mud monkey: "What does it matter to me with your ears calloused?" You are a bachelor, you know what it means to be unfilial, and you have three nos, and then you are great? For the sake of this child, I don't dare to go, I go to my parents' house! ”
"What's wrong with no children? At most, you will be nagged twice, what are you afraid of? The mud monkey said disdainfully.
Xu San sneered: "What is there to be afraid of? Can you imagine being caught by your parents and going to the hospital for a check-up as soon as you enter the door? The small advertisements on various telephone poles are bound into a book, and you can try them one by one!
Can you imagine that the aphrodisiac secret recipes in ten miles and eight villages have been tricked by them and let you try them one by one?
Can you imagine someone else eating a bowl of eggs?
……”
"A bowl of male eggs...... You're not afraid of suffocating you to death? No, you can stand it, can your wife stand it? The mud monkey shuddered and asked.
Xu San sighed: "Have you ever heard of a tired cow, have you ever seen a ploughed land?" My wife now wants to take me to see my parents every day...... When she said this, her eyes lit up, you know?
Especially in the middle of the night, the eyes are green, and Nima looks like a wolf in the house! ”
Burst!
Fang Zheng couldn't help laughing: "Haha......"
"Abbot Fangzheng, you are a monk, you don't understand the hardships of men after ten years of marriage. Ay......
How so?
Before I got married, I wanted to die in bed, and after I got married, I found that I would die in bed sooner or later, and I saw that the legs of the bed were weak. After Xu San looked melancholy, he lit a cigarette, took a hard breath and said, "Anyway, I am finally pregnant, and I can be regarded as raising my eyebrows." Grandma's, in the future, who says that I can't do it, I'll kill him! ”
The mud monkey laughed evilly: "Now everyone doesn't say you can't do it." ”
"Really?" Xu San asked happily.
The mud monkey nodded vigorously: "Now everyone says that your head is green, and it doesn't bear fruit for ten years, and you don't go out for a day when you go out for a night, and your family is pregnant with ......."
"I'm Cao! Who TM said that? Xu San blew up directly and grabbed the collar of the mud monkey's clothes.
The mud monkey was frightened, and quickly shook his head and said, "It's not what I said, don't arrest me!" Help, Master! ”
"Master, stop, I can't bear this!" Xu San yelled and was about to get out of the car.
Fang Zheng kicked the classic car, the classic car locked the door very cooperatively, Fang Zheng said slowly: "Donor, don't panic in case of trouble......
The mud monkey immediately added: "Take a photo and send it to a circle of friends......"
After saying that, he regretted it, and saw Xu San's eyes staring at him as if he was going to eat people.
"Abbot Fangzheng......" the mud monkey looked at Fang Zheng as if asking for help.
Fang Zheng spread his hands and said: "Donor, not you can take anything, good luck." ”
"I'll go to your uncle's circle of friends!" Xu San smashed it directly with a punch, the mud monkey dodged and dodged, and Xu San was about to rush from the front row to the back row to beat people.
Fang Zheng said slowly: "What is there to be angry about, the child is born, do a paternity test, and the rumors will stop." It's really not good, let those who don't have children come to the poor monks' monasteries to make incense, ask for a person, try a hundred things, and the rumors will be gone. ”
When Xu San heard it, it seemed to be such a truth.
If someone else says this, he won't believe it, and he will give the other party a big mouth.
But he had seen Fangzheng's methods, and he knew that this monk had magical powers, which was amazing, so he believed and listened to what Fang Zheng said: "Abbot Fangzheng, what you said is right......
Fang Zheng shook his head and said: "Don't panic in case of trouble, there are many ways to solve the problem, no matter when, don't do it." ”
"Abbot Fangzheng's lesson is that Xu San has been taught." Xu San quieted down.
The next trip is simple, Fang Zheng can see the location of the temple, holding the steering wheel with both hands, and the rest of the classic car operates by itself.
In the evening, the group came to the temple of one finger.
Everyone got out of the car, and the driver, Master, followed Jing Yan, looked at the temple in front of him and exclaimed, "There really is a temple in the desert, this is simply amazing, incredible!" ”
Jing Yan said: "Yes, it is indeed amazing. Hey? ”
Jing Yan found that the flowers on the other side of the temple were missing, and looked at Fang Zheng suspiciously.
Fang Zheng didn't reply, but looked at the position where the sun was setting in the west, and as the last ray of vision fell, the sky fell into darkness.
At that moment, the heaven and earth were the darkest, because the sun had just fallen, and people's eyes had not yet adapted to the brightness of the starlight, and the heavens and the earth seemed to be dark, and nothing could be seen clearly.
"There's something at the temple entrance!" A truck driver exclaimed.
Jing Yan looked down and saw that thousands of meters of land in front of the temple were shaking, as if something was about to break through the ground.
As their eyes gradually adjusted to the darkness of the world, they saw clearly.
One by one, the blood-red flowers broke through the sand and drilled out, there was not a single leaf on the flowers, and the bright red flower bones bloomed quickly, and in an instant, they were dyed red in a circle of one kilometer in front of the temple gate!
The sea of blood-colored flowers swayed in the wind......
Behind the sea of blood-colored flowers is the dilapidated small temple, under the starlight, the small temple gives people an indescribable bewitchment.
"This ...... This ...... "The truck driver is already a little scared.
Jing Yan smiled: "Don't be afraid, the owner of the Yizhi Temple is here." It's really weird, something happened a long time ago, don't worry. ”
"Well girl, that ...... You...... You'll have to protect us. A driver cautiously said, "I'm old and young......"
"Me ...... too"
Jing Yan was speechless for a while, and said with a smile: "It's really dangerous, I would have hung up a long time ago, and I can still find you to pull the sapling." It's just a special plant, and the sunflowers in the field will follow the sun, and it's not so scary. ”
Saying this, the two of them were a little receptive and not so afraid.
At this time, they saw the white-clothed monk coming over, and it was the first time they looked at this monk carefully.
This monk gives people the feeling of sunshine and kindness, giving people a kind of warmth from the heart, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a demon monk. Only then did the two of them completely calm down.
"A few donors, if you can, can you help the poor monks unload the goods together?" Fang Zheng asked.
"No problem!" The two truck drivers didn't wait for Jing Yan to speak, and answered first.
Jing Yan looked at the two of them in astonishment, in her memory, the truck driver was only responsible for driving, not unloading. Occasionally, helping to unload goods also depends on the mood. Otherwise, the boss gave the money for unloading, so he helped unload the goods.
Otherwise, who would drive for a few days and nights, tired and half dead, and help others unload the goods?
But the two immediately agreed, and she had to sigh at Fangzheng's personality charm.
She didn't know that the two drivers were scared and just wanted to get out quickly, so they agreed to help.
On the other side, the mud monkey looked at the Yizhi Temple in front of him, his eyes lit up, and at the same time he took out his mobile phone, on which he downloaded a mapping map, and the map was surveying and mapping along the way, and he found that the location of the Yizhi Temple was indeed different from the location he went to before.
"Did I remember wrong?" The mud monkey thought to himself: "A temple doesn't have long legs, and it won't run...... I guess I'm mistaken. ”
After the mud monkey figured it out, he saved the map and put it away.
On the other side, Fang Zheng had already gotten out of the car, and at the same time beckoned Jing Yan, who was sitting in the back truck, to get out of the car.
Xu San had already run over to help unload the saplings.
After taking a look, the mud monkey began to wonder how to be lazy......
That's when ......
Boom!
A hand slapped on the car door, and then a doll's head was attached to the glass, grinning at him: "Master Hou, Master said that you are here to help carry the saplings, why don't you get out of the car?" ”
After speaking, the car door opened, and the child's hands were clenched, and his small fists made a clicking sound, and the mud monkey's heart trembled.
I unconsciously remembered the scene that night, when the child slapped a car up.
The mud monkey suddenly wet his back with cold sweat, and hurriedly said, "I...... I just took care of a little personal matter, and now that I've got it done, I'm going to move it now haha......"
The mud monkey pushed open the door and hurried to work.
With the help of the Red Boy, all the 400 saplings were soon unloaded.
These saplings are not small to prevent them from dying, and they are bare, without any forks, like a stick. However, the root system is still wrapped in a large mass of soil in cloth, which looks like a hammer.
Fang Zheng held one in one hand, which felt like an ancient military general possessed......
"Tsk...... It's kind of interesting. Fang Zheng laughed evilly twice.
"Abbot Fangzheng, the saplings have been unloaded, you see ......" Jing Yan looked at Fang Zheng and blinked widely, needless to say, she wanted to take someone to rest in the Yizhi Temple for a night.
Fang Zheng smiled slightly, clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, donor, you take two steps back." ”
Jing Yan subconsciously took two steps back......
Bang dang!
The tattered door was violently shut, and a square voice came from behind the door: "Donor, the temple is small and doesn't keep guests, it's not early, go home and sleep early." ”
Jing Yan's face suddenly darkened: "Abbot Fangzheng, didn't you say that if you are kind to the temple, you can stay overnight?" ”
Fang Zheng replied: "That's just one of the conditions, you don't meet the other conditions, so let's leave as soon as possible." Good bye! ”
It's not that Fang Zheng is stingy, according to the rules of the temple, people who are kind to the temple can indeed stay overnight, but Fang Zheng knows very well that if they are really allowed to stay overnight, tomorrow the quicksand will roll, and it is not certain where the temple is. When the time comes, Jing Yan and they will definitely realize that this temple will run!
At that time, it really couldn't be explained......
Although the previous miracles were not explained clearly, it was better to have more than one thing, so Fang Zheng drove Jing Yan and them out.
"Abbot Fangzheng, what are the other conditions, you can talk about it." Jing Yan does not give up.
Fang Zheng wanted to tell a lie, so he fooled the other party away, touched his chin and said, "This ...... Lonely men and widows are not suitable. ”
Jing Yan was speechless for a while: "I don't care about a girl, you tell me this?" ”
Fang Zheng replied: "You don't care, the poor monk cares!" ”
"You care...... You...... You...... You deceive people too much! Jing Yan was so angry that she almost didn't scream.
Fang Zheng said: "The poor monk didn't bully you, what the poor monk said is true." ”
"You!" Jing Yan only felt a wave of anger running around in her heart, and she was so angry that she wanted to scold her mother, but in the end she held back.
At this moment, the red boy climbed up to the wall and said: "Female donor, our temple is dedicated to Guanyin, and staying for one night is equivalent to making a wish!" Are you sure you want to go back with a big belly? ”
Hearing this, Jing Yan was stunned.
Xu San said on the side: "It's a god here, after I made a wish last time, my wife was pregnant when I went back." One shot wins, 100% hits. Reporter Jingda, are you married? ”
Jing Yan glanced at him: "You just got married, your whole family is married!" ”
After saying that, Jing Yan left.
Xu San stood behind him, scratched the back of his head and muttered, "My family is already married, but the mud monkey is not married." ”
The mud monkey said angrily: "Why am I not married? I'm not married and eat your rice? Oops...... The car stops, wait for me a while, I haven't gotten in the car yet! ”
Before the mud monkey could finish scolding, he saw that the two trucks were leaving, and hurriedly chased after them.
Seeing the two clouds of smoke and dust go away, Fang Zheng muttered in his heart with a little guilt: "System, this is a problem." You run around every day, and if someone stays overnight in the future, the poor monk can't explain it clearly. ”
The system said lightly: "That's your problem, not mine." ”
Founder: "......#@¥#阿弥陀佛!" ”
System: "......"
There was no word all night, and the next day it was dawn, and Fang Zheng had already gotten up, he opened his hands to face the direction of the rising sun, and shouted: "Disciples, get up and plant trees!" ”
The next moment, a salted fish climbed onto the roof and shouted, "Get up, Master wants a green desert!" ”
Syllable!
A shoe slapped on the salted fish's face, and Fang Zheng scolded: "Get out!" ”
Soon the red boy and others gathered, and Fang Zheng quickly divided the labor for everyone, the classic car was responsible for pulling the saplings, the lone wolf was responsible for fetching water, the red boy and the monkey were responsible for planting trees, and the squirrel was responsible for looking at the uneven planting......
"Master, we all have jobs, what are we doing with salted fish?" The monkey asked.
In the distance, an old ruffian who was ready to run away at any time, for fear of being beaten, heard this, immediately propped up his crutches, bent over and coughed: "Ahem...... I'm an old man, so don't look for me for this kind of manual work, cough cough...... It's so tiring. ”
When everyone heard this, they immediately began to gear up.
Fang Zheng said: "It makes sense, so you don't need to do manual work." ”
When Xianyu heard this, he was confused, and suddenly came to his senses: "Abbot Fangzheng, you are simply too wise and powerful, much stronger than those curly hairs in Lingshan." ”
Fang Zheng said to Red Boy and the others: "He, for the teacher, for other purposes." ”
Salted fish suddenly had a bad premonition, and hurriedly emphasized: "I'm too old to do heavy work!" ”
"Don't worry, you don't have to do the heavy work." Fang Zheng smiled.
The bad premonition in the salted fish's heart became stronger and stronger......