Chapter 76: The Monk Who Was Crossed by People [Ask for Subscription]
Qiao Bai said: "As the winner of tonight, go up and say a few words." Mao Xiaofan, you also have to say it. ”
Fang Zheng was originally going to refuse, but when he heard that Mao Xiaofan was going to go up, if he didn't go, it would be a little bad.
Fang Zheng glanced at Qiao Bai helplessly and stepped onto the stage.
Facing the camera, Fang Zheng was not nervous, after all, he had seen all the big battles before becoming a Buddha.
Clearing his throat, Fang Zheng glanced at Tao Kai and Pan Wenbo, and he smiled.
But only the red boy knows, this product is not a free and easy smile, this product is not generous at all, this guy is a thief with a small belly and chicken intestines! At this time, he would never say anything generous, and he would definitely rush up and fall into the well and make up for the knife!
Sure enough, Fang Zheng spoke: "Uh...... Actually, there's not much to say.
In fact, the poor monk can't write songs or compose music.
In terms of lyrics and music, the poor monk is not even a half-ass, it must be said that the poor monk can write songs, and the poor monk feels that this is an insult to music.
As for this song, it's good if you like it, if you like it, hahaha......"
What does it mean to fall into a well?
What is a profession?
What do you mean by disgusting opening the door to disgusting, disgusting to home?
Now Tao Kai and Pan Wenbo have experienced it.
You don't know how to write songs, you write garbage, and then you turn us upside down? So what are we writing about? Shit?
Qiao Bai couldn't help but smile and said, "Abbot Fangzheng, you are humble. Let's just talk about "Dispel Sorrow", under what circumstances did you write such a profound song? ”
Everyone listened attentively, extremely serious, as if they had learned the scriptures from the Three Tibets, and they were very pious.
Fang Zheng thought about it, as if thinking about this question.
Only he knows how to lie so that he won't be struck by lightning! Or to be honest, don't pull back to slice the stew.
After thinking about it, Fang Zheng said: "Uh...... The Buddha said that it cannot be said. ”
Burst!
Some people don't dare to swallow the water for a long time, for fear of missing a word and a classic.
As a result, this bald man came to such a sentence, it's too TM to cheat people!
Qiao Bai said with a smile: "Then you can talk about this word, now everyone will choose love in lyrics, how to adjust the direction and write more wonderful words?" ”
Asked this, Fang Zheng said: "The poor monk thinks it, just don't eat too much." ”
After speaking, Fang Zheng stepped down.
A group of lyricists in the audience were stunned for a moment, and then Feng Dewen suddenly realized: "I understand!" Abbot Founder is saying that we are full of food and hard to hold back our creation, and we should travel lightly and find ourselves! ”
"yes, we're just too full, thinking about that mess every day, it's time to put something down."
"The abbot of Fangzheng is worthy of being a Buddhist man, and a Zen saying wakes up everyone."
"Listening to your words is better than reading a book for ten years......"
……
Bang Bang Bang ......
Thunderous applause!
Fang Zheng listened to these words, and his old face flushed slightly.
The red boy asked in a low voice, "Master, what do you mean?" ”
Fang Zheng replied in a low voice: "It's easy to get sleepy when you're full, which affects your performance." ”
Red Child: "......"
Mao Xiaofan was also asked a few questions by Qiao Bai at this moment, and Mao Xiaofan was much simpler: "I...... I feel like I've found my way, and I would like to thank Abbot Founder, who gave me a chance to shine and guided me on a path in life.
I just had an idea and wanted to write a song. ”
Qiao Bai smiled: "Can you ask Ge Ming?" ”
Mao Xiaofan looked ahead and said, "Let's call it "Horse Husbandry City". ”
Burst......
Fang Zheng squirted out a mouthful of water, "Horse Husbandry City"? Fang Zheng hurriedly rummaged through the song book, and sure enough, he found a song with the same name in Mao Buyi's songs, "Horse Husbandry City"!
Fang Zheng looked at this song, listened to Mao Xiaofan's words, and thought in his heart: "Mao Xiaofan, Mao is not easy; It's not easy, life isn't easy; Xiaofan, life is ordinary; The Buddha said that in parallel worlds with different flowers with the same leaf, maybe these two people are the flowers with the same leaf, right? But I was pulled to a line by mistake...... No wonder, no wonder Mao Buyi's song is so suitable for Mao Xiaofan.
They should be one person, even if there is no me, Mao Xiaofan will be brilliant sooner or later. ”
Looking at Mao Xiaofan on the stage, Fang Zheng knew that it was time for him to go, the stage here belonged to Mao Xiaofan, Feng Dewen, and all the people present who were crawling on the road of lyrics! It doesn't belong to him alone!
He touched the red boy's head and said, "Let's go." ”
"Huh? Master, don't you wait for the end? Red Boy asked.
Fang Zheng said: "What are you waiting for?" Still not going to the playground yet? ”
The red boy immediately said, "Go, you must go!" ”
Fang Zheng smiled and quietly left with the red boy in his bow.
By now, Tao Kai had completely slumped in the chair, he thought that he was hugging his thighs and was about to reach the peak of his life, but he never expected that it was not the peak, but the abyss of hell.
Tao Kai looked helplessly at Pan Wenbo who was not far away, but the door opened, and several people walked in: "Pan Wenbo, the board of directors asked you to go over, there are some things that you need to explain!" Hope you explain the clear. ”
Pan Wenbo's face was bloodless: "You ...... You can't do that to me, my uncle......"
"Your uncle has gone over and explained." The other party unceremoniously interrupted him.
Pan Wenbo's face suddenly turned to ashes, lowered his head, and left with a few people in a dejected manner.
Everyone knows that he and Yi Yi are afraid that he will never come back, and from then on, Blue Flag will not have his place, and even other TV stations will not want a person with such a bad record.
As for Tao Kai, he was surrounded by a group of people.
"You...... What are you going to do? Tao Kai looked at Feng Dewen and the others in front of him and shouted.
Feng Dewen and the others sneered: "Who did you just say is trash?" Are you scolding very well? ”
Then a group of people dragged Tao Kai out......
"Team leader, it turns out that you have already prepared a backhand. Why didn't you reveal their shady story sooner? Wang Peng asked Qiao Bai happily.
Qiao Bai shook his head and said: "If it is just a simple announcement of the shady scene, whether it is out of consideration for his own face or the care of his friends, the station will definitely choose to suppress this matter." When the time comes, it won't be them, it's me. Those black materials are only useful if they are hot enough. After public opinion reaches a certain level, no one will protect them anymore, but will only cut off their wrists and tails and throw them away.
What's more, our show is so popular, this is a money-making business, who will have trouble with money? ”
Wang Peng was dumbfounded when he heard this, how did he know that there was so much knowledge in this.
Qiao Bai patted Wang Peng's shoulder and said, "Okay, don't think about it so much." This show should survive......"
Wang Peng said: "Pan Wenbo, the people above them won't hate us, right?" ”
Qiao Bai smiled: "Where are the friends from the mall, it's just interests." People are favored, and people take tea to get cold. Pan Wenbo: They're out of here, those people won't go against us who are on the heat for a few people who are leaving. On the contrary, they will also woo us, look at it, our show will be popular! ”
After speaking, Qiao Bai threw down Wang Peng, who looked confused, and was about to go to find Fangzheng, but found that Fangzheng was gone!
Mao Xiaofan was also looking for Fangzheng, the two of them looked around and didn't see Fangzheng's shadow, the two ran out of the corridor and ran out of the building, but they couldn't see the figure in white.
Mao Xiaofan and Qiao Bai called Fang Zheng at the same time.
"I'm sorry, the phone you dialed is off."
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"Master, is this what you call a playground? You've gone too far! The red boy looked at Xiong Da, Xiong Er, and bald in front of him, and his face was dark.
Fang Zheng touched the red boy's head and said, "What you said, don't be happy, the teacher is sure that this is not joyful." Play or not, don't play, let's go back. ”
"Play!" The red boy gritted his teeth and jumped up.
Then Fang Zheng took out his mobile phone and was about to scan the code, and found sadly: "Apprentice, the mobile phone is out of battery for the teacher, do you have any money?" ”
Red Boy was completely angry: "You just brought me here, and if you want to play money, I have to pay for it myself, right?" Master, I didn't pick it like you! ”
Fang Zheng also looked helpless, in the middle of the night, the management of the amusement machine was not there, and he could only pay by mobile phone.
Fang Zheng looked around: "Apprentice, why don't you eat a lollipop for the teacher?" ”
"I'm going to eat two!" The red boy yelled angrily.
"No problem, I'll buy you four!" Fang Zheng generously agreed.
The red boy looked at Fang Zheng like a stranger: "Master, have you been taken away?" Bold demons and monsters, get out of my master's body quickly! I am the King of the Holy Child......"
Syllable!
Fang Zheng slapped his little bald head: "It's nonsense, when the teacher has money, please have a big meal." ”
The red boy said: "It's also fast, when the results come out this time, we will have money if we take the first place." ”
Fang Zheng shook his head and said, "I can't get the first place." ”
The red boy looked at Fang Zheng puzzled: "Why?" ”
Fang Zheng sighed and said: "I thought that the poor monk was here to ferry people this time, but he was crossed.
Single-mindedly trying to make money to green the desert, but lost his way.
Take someone else's song to participate in the contest...... Hehe......
Wrong, wrong!
Whether it's Mao Xiaofan or Feng Dewen, they all taught me a lesson.
I'm a person who has no interest in music, and I'm a person who doesn't have a dream in music, why should I take someone's song to compete with a group of people with music dreams? Why take the first place and deprive them of their dreams? I figured it out for the teacher, there are thousands of ways to make money, and I can only use it comfortably if I earn it with my own ability. Crooked ways will not work......"
The red boy sighed and said with a little regret: "Five million...... How much is that? ”
Fang Zheng said: "Hmm...... Let's put it this way, you can ride Xiyangyang and Xiongda at the same time, and ride it for 2.5 million days! ”
"It's not been 10,000 years...... It's not too long, look at your surprise, it seems like how long. Red Boy muttered.
Founder: "......"
The red boy swayed and followed Fang Zheng's side, and the two monks, one big and one small, walked under the street lamp, and their shadows gradually grew......