Chapter 90: This female ghost is a little miserable [Eat Hell for the Alliance Leader Heaven Plus Change] Fourth Update

Room 301, Fangzheng's room is far better than Fangzheng thought, and it can even be described as luxurious.

It's a suite!

One bedroom, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom, the decoration is even more luxurious, inlaid with gold and silver, there are many dolls in the room, as big as two meters of bears, as small as palm-sized small dinosaurs, and two armored knights in the Middle World.

Fang Zheng touched it here, touched it there, and finally sighed: "Such a good hotel business shouldn't be bad, right?" The boss actually let the poor monk live for free, what a good person. ”

Fang Zheng was indeed tired, he had just taken a sleigh to Fangtang Village during the day, and he hadn't slept in such a soft and warm bed for a long time, so he just wanted to sleep now.

So, Fang Zheng lay directly on the bed and listened to the sleet outside, and closed his eyes.

Dalala......

Upstairs, there was a sudden sound of marbles falling to the ground.

Fang Zheng frowned slightly: "It shouldn't be, I'm on the top floor, and then it's the ceiling?" Who doesn't sleep in the middle of the night and bounces on the ceiling? ”

Although curious, Fang Zheng was too lazy to meddle, turned over, and continued to sleep.

Bang dang!

The window was suddenly blown open by the wind, and the wind-blown curtains danced in the wind, like a ghost writhing and roaring there.

Fang Zheng reluctantly got up and closed the window, then locked all the locks and went back to bed to continue sleeping.

Just after Fang Zheng fell asleep, the female ghost walked into Fang Zheng's room, looking at Fang Zheng who was sleeping on the bed, she sneered, and said in her heart: "A monk who doesn't know whether he lives or dies, he really dares to sleep." Do you really think that if you become a monk, you won't be afraid of ghosts? This world is a world of ghosts, a world that the Buddha doesn't care about! ”

The female ghost rushed to the ceiling as she spoke, unscrewed the screws of the chandelier, adjusted the direction of the sharp corners of the chandelier, and aimed at the monk's head.

In the midst of laughter, the chandelier fell.

She smiled hideously: "The forty-pound chandelier sent you to the western sky, isn't it a bad treatment for you?" Stupid monk, go die, hahaha......"

Boom!

The chandelier smashed accurately on the monk's bald head, but the imaginary scene of the brain-bursting did not happen......

"Whew......" The monk was smashed and suddenly covered his head, jumped high, and almost face to face with her!

A distorted monk's face suddenly appeared in front of him, and the frightened female ghost also screamed: "Ah!! ”

But the next moment she realized, no, she was the ghost.

The monk also fell down in the next moment, rubbing his bald head back and forth in a circle: "It hurts, it hurts...... What the hell does it hurt to hit me so much? ”

The monk pulled the chandelier over, and then looked at it in confusion: "What are you kidding?" Is this chandelier of such poor quality? ”

The female ghost squatted next to the monk as if she had seen a ghost, staring at the bald head carefully, it was extremely smooth, and there was not even a pit.

Then she looked up at the chandelier again, compared it up and down for a long time, and she was very sure that the conical sharp angle at the bottom of the chandelier was accurately tied to the monk's bald head.

But why didn't he die?

In this way, the monk looked at the chandelier in a daze, and the female ghost looked at the monk in a daze.

After a long time, the two of them muttered in their hearts at the same time: "What the hell? ”

The female ghost leaned over to the chandelier and looked at it, and the sharp corners of the chandelier were deflated......

"Could it be that it was deflated last time I smashed someone, so it doesn't work well this time? It must be so. The female ghost muttered, looking at the rest of the room.

Seeing the monk sit up, and then look at the cabinet on the side, the female ghost smiled hideously, pushed down the cabinet, and laughed wildly in her heart: "Dead monk, your head is so hard, this time I will hit you with a two-hundred-pound cabinet, see if you die!" ”

However, at the moment when she pushed down, the monk got up and left, perfectly avoiding it.

Bang dang!

The monk looked at the cabinet that fell to the ground, frowned, and said, "It's in disrepair, right?" No, you have to talk to the boss about this, I didn't do it, don't let me pay for it. ”

After Fang Zheng finished speaking, he prepared to go downstairs.

The female ghost looked at the monk's back and was angry: "I don't believe I can't kill you!" ”

When the female ghost was about to reach the door of the monk, when she passed by the knight's armor, she rushed over and loosened the axe in the armor's hand, and the axe was about to fall off at the bald head, but the monk raised his head first and grabbed the axe, and then looked carefully at the connection between the axe and the hand and muttered: "Sure enough, it has fallen into disrepair." ”

Then in the presence of the female ghost, he tied the axe with a rope to his hands.

The female ghost sat on the shoulder of the knight's armor and watched all this, gritting her teeth and saying, "This monk is sick, right?" As for the observation in such detail? ”

How did she know that Fang Zheng was not meticulous in his observation, but after discovering that the things here were in disrepair and very dangerous, he opened the pupil of the future Buddha, and saw the crisis five seconds later, so he prepared in advance.

It's a pity that Fang Zheng can't see ghosts, otherwise it's another matter.

Seeing that the armor was out of play, the female ghost rushed out to find a wire connected to the doorknob, and then laughed wildly again: "I don't believe you won't die this time!" Open the door, open the door, open the door and you'll die, wahahaha......"

"Click!"

The doorknob turned, the door opened, and the monk walked out with a thick cloth rolled in his hand, and by the way, he pulled aside the wires on the outside handles, and threw down a sentence: "What a coincidence, are there wires on the doorknob?" Someone me, right? ”

Then the female ghost watched the monk pass by her......

The female ghost was stunned, looked back at the bald head with a blank face, and muttered, "What's the situation?" How did he know there was electricity? That's, isn't it? ”

Seeing Fang Zheng walking towards the stairs, the female ghost came up with an idea again, rushed over and smashed the inside of a wooden plank, as long as Fang Zheng stepped on it, it would break, and she would fall to death the monk.

The female ghost chose a position, and watched the monk come step by step, and laughed wildly again in her heart: "Dead monk, roll down on the third floor, see if you die!" This time, I don't believe you can get out of the way! Wowha......"

She watched with excitement as the monk came to the front of the mechanism, but the monk suddenly stopped, then took a deep breath and shouted: "One, two, three, jump!" ”

The monk jumped over her head calmly and landed smoothly on the stairs below.

"What's going on?" The female ghost looked at the back of the monk who was far away, and was a little suspicious that the ghost was born.

"As a veteran demon, I don't believe it, I don't believe I can't kill you!" The female ghost gritted her teeth and followed.

This time she learned wisely, she was not in a hurry to do it, but followed the monk behind and observed the monk's every move, she wanted to find the monk's flaws, and then kill with one blow.

"Lord Ge? Lord Ge? The monk shouted all the way downstairs.

However, Ge Tai went out, and the monk shouted for a long time and no one responded, and the monk sighed helplessly and said: "If Lord Ge Shi doesn't come back, the poor monk can't go back to sleep." Otherwise, I will see so many broken things tomorrow, and I can't explain it clearly. ”

So Fang Zheng sat down in the hall and waited for Ge Tai to come back.

But the female ghost knows that Ge Tai will not come back tonight, which means that this monk may have to sit in the hall for a night.

The female ghost began to figure out how to kill the monk again......

At this moment, she found that the monk's eyes were on the water dispenser next to her, and she had an idea: "He wants to drink water!" ”

So the female ghost immediately rushed over, found a colorless and odorless poison, and secretly poured it into the water. Then she saw the monk walk to the side, pick up a bottle of mineral water, and drink it......

"I'm Cao!" The female ghost threw the poison on the ground, and her angry hair fluttered.

The undead female ghost continued to ponder how to kill the monk, while the monk leaned back on the sofa in a daze.

That's it, a sofa, a person and a ghost sitting there in a daze.

An hour later, the monk finally moved again, and the female ghost suddenly came to her senses, staring at Fang Zheng deadly, guessing what Fang Zheng was going to do next, so as to lay out and kill him in advance.

As a result, the monk sat back down......

"People boil eagles, you are boiling ghosts, right? I don't have you to play like this, you TM move me! The female ghost pulled at her hair and roared in place.

However, she was very clever in choosing the spirit roar, which as a soul shouting and screaming would not be heard by humans. He wants humans to hear it unless, as he did at the beginning, with the help of psychic mediums.

Thinking of the spirit medium, the female ghost suddenly came to her senses: "I wanted to die accidentally, but you forced me!" ”

The female ghost's face gradually darkened, and then she walked towards a clown doll in the room.

In the room, all the dolls, dolls, and armor are psychic mediums, and they are all existences that she can possess and control. This is also her backhand, once the unexpected failure is made, then take it personally.

At this moment, she is going to take matters into her own hands......

At the moment when she was about to walk into the clown puppet, she grabbed the clown puppet with one hand, and then pulled it over and threw it to the ground, grabbing the clown's head and pulling it hard!

Laugh at!

The clown's head was torn off, and for a moment the white cotton flew in front of the female ghost.

The female ghost was stunned, and looked in the direction of the hand, and the owner of the song was the monk!

"It's all cotton, I thought it was a machine...... "The monk muttered.

The female ghost couldn't hold back any longer, and roared: "Dead bald, you're looking for trouble, right?" The old lady will accompany you to the end! I don't believe you can get ahead of the curve! ”

At the same time, the monk patted his head: "I understand, it's not that the house is in disrepair, it's a haunted house!" There are ghosts who want to harm poor monks! ”

The female ghost was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "This monk just realized that there is a ghost?" This reaction is really slow! Now that you know that there are ghosts, you should be afraid, right? It's time to be afraid, right? Come on, let me feel your fears, wahahaha......"

After laughing a few times, the female ghost couldn't laugh, because the monk was not only not afraid, but rubbed his big hands excitedly: "Ghost, I haven't seen it yet, I don't know what it looks like." Ghost brother, ghost brother, ghost sister, are you coming out? Let's talk? ”

As he spoke, the monk began to rummage all over the house, knowing that he was looking for a ghost, and those who didn't know thought he was catching a mouse!