Chapter 93: Playing with the Dead [3000 Words]
"Rock-paper-scissors!"
In the end, only one of the female ghosts came out with scissors, and the rest were all rocks.
The female ghost wailed, "Isn't it? Can't I get one of the four snacks? ”
The old ghost of the father said: "Okay, girl, you had a chance before, but you didn't grasp it." So, this is God's punishment for you, and it's up to us next! ”
The child said, "That's it, that's it, look at us!" Ha ha...... I'm going to eat that bald head! ”
With that, the child ran upstairs.
As a result, he was grabbed by his father's old ghost and ripped off his diaper: "That waits, that one has some ability, so don't move for the time being." Let's start with those three good hands, eat and drink enough, and then it's not too late to find him. ”
The male ghost said: "Yes, you have eaten and drunk enough, you have the strength, slowly play with that bald man, and when the time comes, we will play him to death!" ”
The child ghost thought about the same reason, so he said, "Then I want to eat that girl, she looks delicious." ”
"Okay, no problem, go ahead." With a wave of his hand, the male ghost threw the child ghost directly onto the stairs, and the child ghost rushed upstairs with a smile.
"Who's going to go with the other two?" The three ghosts looked at each other.
Eventually, the male ghost said, "Father and mother, you can enjoy it first." ”
"Okay, then we're welcome, which one do you eat, old woman?" Father ghost asked.
The mother ghost said: "I eat that fat man, I am angry, I like spicy food." ”
"Then I'll eat that thin man, let's go, it's time to do it." After the father finished speaking, the two walked to the room of the fat man and the thin man.
At this moment, room 302.
Wan Ting was sitting in front of the dressing table and putting on makeup, looking at her beautiful self, she took a deep breath and said, "Come on, Wan Ting, we will definitely be able to make a name for ourselves!" ”
After saying that, Wan Ting smiled, but the next moment she couldn't laugh.
Because she didn't smile in the mirror, but looked at her weirdly......
Wan Ting covered her small mouth and stepped back in horror, she smiled in the mirror, but she laughed with a big mouth, the corners of her mouth cracked directly to the root of her ears, and finally she laughed wildly with a big mouth! It felt like half of your head opening and closing......
"Ahh Wan Ting finally came back to her senses, screaming in fright and about to run out.
As a result, with a click, the door locked itself, and no matter how hard she tugged, she couldn't open the door.
At this moment, there were only two images in her mind, one was the weird her in the mirror, and the other was Fang Zheng standing on the stairs and saying to her: "There are ghosts here!" ”
"Help, help! There are ghosts! Wan Ting shouted heartbreakingly.
However, there was no movement outside, as if he was isolated from another world.
There was a dead silence, depression, coldness, fear, all negative emotions enveloping her.
She didn't dare to approach the mirror, and tried to retreat in the direction of the cabinet......
At this moment, there was movement in the mirror, and "she" poked her head out, looked at her, and said, "Don't be afraid, I just want to eat you...... Hahaha......"
"Get out!" Wan Ting grabbed the pillow and smashed it, the mirror was smashed over, and "she" disappeared.
Wan Ting hurriedly climbed into bed, covered her body with a cup, and trembled and took out her mobile phone in an attempt to call for help......
At this moment, the little bear at the head of the bed spoke: "Are you afraid?" ”
"Ah...... Ahaha...... Yes! Wan Ting was so frightened that she jumped on the spot, rushed to the ground with a roll, and cried: "Don't come here, don't come over...... Help me! Help me! There are ghosts! ”
The little bear stood up from the head of the bed, walked to the bed, and looked at Wan Ting with red eyes: "It's a pity to eat, be my wife, right?" Give me a litter of imps...... How? ”
"Don't come, don't come......"
Wan Ting was so frightened that she didn't know what she was talking about, she just tried to distance herself, and she found that she was about to move to the door.
Seeing this, Xiao Xiong smiled, rushed to the door with a snort, opened his arms to block Wan Ting's way, and said with a cruel smile: "This road is not passable, wahahahaha......"
Bang dang!
Boom!
The door was kicked open by a big-footed girl, and the door panel was directly on the wall because of inertia.
The bear didn't have a chance to react, and was directly slapped in, and the laughter stopped abruptly.
At this moment, Wang Teng saw that under the light at the door, a white monk stood there and slowly withdrew the feet that he kicked out, then folded his hands and smiled at her: "Amitabha, donor, have you encountered a ghost?" ”
At that moment, Wan Ting seemed to be dragged back from the brink of death, and at that moment, Fang Zheng was not a monk in her eyes, but a savior, a reliance, and a chance to live!
"Wow!"
Wan Ting rushed over, threw herself into Fang Zheng's arms, and cried: "Ghost, ghost...... Help me, save me. ”
Fang Zheng did not take advantage of the situation to hug Wan Ting, but opened his hands, slightly at a loss.
How many years, counting the time in the human world, the 1935 realm, he has not touched a woman for nearly a hundred years. Not to mention being conceived by his daughter and sending it to the newspaper, he is still holding to death, and he can even clearly feel the other party's developed chest muscles.
At this moment, even Fangzheng's old face turned red.
He scratched his bald head in embarrassment and said, "Donor, can we let go of our hands first, and say something slowly." By the way, where are the ghosts? ”
After Wan Ting cried twice, her mood stabilized a little, and she slowly let go of her hand, but she still pulled Fang Zheng's clothes, turned back and pointed to the door: "Behind the door." ”
Behind the door, the almost flattened bear who was photographed came back to his senses in a daze, subconsciously reached out to push the door open, and rubbed his body: "It hurts...... It hurts me......" muttering about the pain as he shouted, "Who opened the door?" Come out for me! ”
Bang dang!
Boom!
The door was kicked open again, and by inertia it was slammed against the wall again, this time with more force, and it directly slapped out the bear's cotton.
The little ghost was also directly slapped out of the bear's body, he was like a paper man, and as if he was drunk, he was photographed and swayed in a daze, swaying while saying, "Who...... Who...... Whoever opened the door......"
Boom!
The imp lay on his stomach, rolled his eyes, and fainted.
……
Meanwhile, downstairs, room 101.
This is a standard room with twin beds.
The fat man Chen Wusheng was squatting in the toilet, and the thin and tall Liu Ashun was debugging the camera, while the two chatted......
Liu Ashun said: "Fat man, do you think there are really ghosts here?" ”
Chen Wusheng sneered: "It is said that there are ghosts in the world, have you ever seen them?" Anyway, I haven't seen the fat man. If there is a ghost, let him come violently! Fat man, I'll play one by one, and two will play a pair! ”
Liu Ashun shook his head, obviously skeptical of Chen Wusheng's self-confidence.
Chen Wusheng finished pulling, and when he looked back, there was no paper, so he shouted: "Shunzi, the toilet is out of paper, bring the paper." ”
However, after he finished shouting, Liu Ashun did not reply.
Chen Wusheng frowned and said, "Shunzi? Straight?! ”
After shouting for a long time, Chen Wusheng was about to go out to see the situation without wiping his buttocks, when he heard a hoarse voice from outside the door: "What are you doing?" ”
When Chen Wusheng heard that this movement was wrong, he scolded with a smile: "Don't pretend to be a ghost with me, believe it or not, I'll go out and smoke you?" Hurry up and get me the paper! ”
The door slowly opened, and a hand reached in, holding a piece of paper in his hand and saying, "Give." ”
The fat man looked at the thin black hand and scolded with a smile: "Liu Ashun, you really want to play!" You scare me with a puppet's hand, don't you? You wait, I'll clean you up after wiping your ass! ”
As he spoke, the fat man took the paper and wiped it hard on his buttocks......
"Whew!!"
Chen Wusheng's terrible screams sounded, and then Liu Ashun saw Chen Wusheng rushing out of the toilet like crazy, and then ran around the room with his bare buttocks, shaking his buttocks while running, and the first thing that came out was a square sandpaper...... Not to mention the red on the sandpaper, Liu Ashun also saw the chili noodles.
Looking at the sandpaper and chili noodles, Liu Ashun looked at Chen Wusheng sympathetically and said, "Fatty, are you crazy?" Playing so exciting? ”
The fat man didn't want to say anything, and was jumping around desperately.
Liu Ashun hurriedly took a bottle of mineral water and wanted to help Chen Wusheng wash his buttocks, but Chen Wusheng shook his buttocks, and a piece of shit hanging on it was thrown out, which frightened Liu Ashun and hurriedly dodged, and shouted at the same time: "You stop, the shit is thrown out, I will wash it for you with water!" ”
The fat man is also ruthless, and when he heard this, he immediately endured the severe pain and lay on the bed, Liu Ashun poured the water on it, and then ......
"Whew!!!"
The fat man jumped up like a corpse on the spot and scolded: "Liu Ashun, you turtle grandson, not a human!" ”
Then he scurried around again.
Liu Ashun wondered, why did he sprinkle some water and sprinkle him excitedly?
After tasting it, Liu Ashun's face turned green, this turned out to be salt water!
He didn't see it, and right next to him, two old ghosts were laughing. Obviously, in terms of the whole person, these two old ghosts are much better than the little ghosts.
After Chen Wusheng hurt for a while, he gradually got used to it, and he was lying on the bed sweating profusely: "Liu Ashun, are you going to play fat master to death?" You've passed! ”
Liu Ashun said with a crying voice: "Fatty, I'm ...... I just wanted to help, and I didn't know if the water was salt water. ”
"Don't talk about that, what do you mean by giving me sandpaper?" Chen Wusheng asked.
Liu Ashun said: "I didn't give you sandpaper, I've been getting a camera here." ”
"Bah, you didn't give me sandpaper, who got it for me?" Chen Wusheng asked rhetorically.
Then I heard a voice ringing in my ears: "I gave it...... Little fat man, are you not convinced? ”
There were obviously only two people in the room, and the third voice that suddenly appeared really startled the two of them, and they suddenly turned their heads to look, only to see that a painting on the wall in the room moved, to be precise, the person in the painting moved!
The old lady smiled at the two of them: "Fatty, do you still want paper?" ”