So Fang Zheng no longer bothered to lead the Buddha.

In the next few days, Fang Zheng did not take the lone wolf and monkey to the market, and he still understood the truth of some things.

However, his legend is spread in the bazaar.

Especially when those photos were uploaded to the Internet, they immediately aroused the memories of some people.

"Isn't this Founder?"

"Has he fallen into the rivers and lakes to perform arts?"

"Is this a monkey?"

"It's not a monkey, it's a pet to take a group photo to make money."

"This monk really doesn't do anything other than what a monk should do! Can't he be a monk in peace? Why do I think he's running crooked? ”

"Hahaha...... I think so too, a monk who ran away. ”

……

But it was just a small splash, and then it was drowned in the news of the new year.

In a blink of an eye, Fang Zheng shouted to the apprentices to hang up the Spring Festival couplets, and then Fang Zheng stepped on the lone wolf and hung the money on the top of the gate.

"It's a pity, I can't get over this year." Fang Zheng shook his head.

In fact, it is simple for him to go back to Yizhi Village, but the world is different, things are not people, and it is only sad to go, it is better to be in this desert, and a few masters and apprentices have passed.

As soon as the new year passed, Fang Zheng took out the two kicks and distributed them to the red boy, monkey and other apprentices: "It's going to be the New Year, put two two kicks before eating in the future!" ”

The red boy shouted, "Master, just a few double rings [two kicks]?" Nothing else? ”

Fang Zheng said: "The money I made last time was mainly to buy food." Didn't buy any fireworks. ”

The red boy was suddenly disappointed......

Seeing this, Fang Zheng shook his head, turned back to the house, took out a firecracker, and beckoned: "Pure heart, pure truth, you come here." ”

The red boy looked at the firecrackers and asked curiously, "Master, wasn't this just released during the Chinese New Year?" ”

Fang Zheng didn't bother to take care of him, skillfully dismantled the hanging whip, removed the ten red firecrackers inside and stuffed them into the red boy's hand: "Take it and play." ”

The red boy was stunned and said, "Master, is this okay?" ”

Fang Zheng smiled: "Your master and I played like this when I was a child, and many times this is not there." I also have to go to other people's houses to find the firecrackers that haven't exploded. You're happy, okay, go. ”

The red boy and the monkey each had ten pieces, and the two fellows went out happily.

Outside, the lone wolf was looking for a feng shui treasure to, and he controlled his strength very seriously, trying to pull out the longest one. Suddenly, he saw a small red thing fall in front of him, the lone wolf tilted his head and looked at it, and the next moment: "Fuck! ”

Boom!

"Pure heart, you're too much, I'm scared of my! I'm fighting with you! ”

The next moment, a big white wolf began to chase a bear child and run all over the ground.

There is a hole in the Bodhi tree, this hole was originally not big, and then after being targeted by Jingkuan, this hole has become bigger and bigger, and now it has become a small home of Jingkuan. "It's the New Year, it's the New Year...... Cleaning the room for the New Year. ”

Jing Kuan is throwing some nut shells out of the hole in the tree, while playing a minor key.

Just then, a red cylinder fell into the cave.

"What is this? Why is it still smoking? Oh my god, firecrackers! ”

Syllable!

"Whew!" With a crisp sound, a squirrel jumped out of its burrow as if it had hit a spring.

"Who, who? Who threw the firecrackers! The squirrel jumped angrily on the tree.

Below, the monkey was clearing the snow, and then he saw a lone wolf running after the red child.

Squirrel Jingkuan was suddenly furious: "Senior Brother Pure Heart, I'll fight with you!" ”

Then the squirrel went after it too.

Seeing this, the monkey smiled, and then looked at the salted fish lying asleep by the brazier in the Buddha hall and walked over.

In his sleep, the salted fish swam in the sea and soon moved the Dragon Palace. The Dragon Palace held a feast, and there were many delicacies on the table......

Salted fish was overjoyed, looked at a red thing on the table and asked the dragon king, "Dragon king, what is this?" ”

The dragon king said: "Chili, millet spicy, after eating, the mouth is hot and spicy, very enjoyable, try it?" ”

"Hey, that's interesting, I'll try it." Salted fish pick up millet spicy and put it in your mouth.

While!

With a gong sound, the salted fish only felt that the millet in his mouth exploded, and his mouth was hot and painful.

The Dragon King smiled, "What's the matter? Isn't it enjoyable? ”

Salted fish bar clicked his mouth and said: "It's a bit of a special feeling......

Outside, the monkey looked at the remains of the firecrackers at the corner of the salted fish's mouth in surprise, and listened to this guy's whisper and was speechless: "Aren't you awake?" ”

The monkey simply stuffed all the remaining nine firecrackers into the fish's mouth, and in an instant, the fish's mouth looked like a Gatling.

The monkey twisted the lead of the firecracker together and lit it.

Salted fish opened his eyes: "You ......"

The salted fish just wanted to say something, but found that his mouth was blocked, and his eyes swept away, just in time to see the monkey bending down and bowing his head, holding up this lighter to order something.

The salted fish just woke up and reacted a little slowly, but the monkey reacted very quickly, instantly put the lighter up, lit it and turned around and ran away.

Salted fish looked at the monkey with a confused expression, and the next moment ......

Cracking sound!

"I'm Cao! Dead monkey, you stop me! I TM said why is millet spicy so exciting...... This fish fights with you! ”

Salted fish grabbed his crutches and began a thousand-mile chase.

As for Fang Zheng, at this moment, he was sitting on the roof of the house and watching the scene of the apprentices chasing each other outside, and smiled happily: "The New Year and the New Year are all about popularity." No one is a ...... for the New Year."

As soon as the new year passes, the sound of firecrackers is endless every day.

Although the temple is far away in the desert, you can still hear the roar of the two kicks in the distance, and some large families will also set off fireworks.

Although the distance is too far and there is basically nothing to see, Fang Zheng will still take his apprentices to pull the plow over to take a look.

A group of guys sat on the snowdrifts in the dunes, watching the fireworks go off in the dark night, and eating a few peanuts.

And just like that, the New Year has finally arrived.

"Happy New Year, Master!" A dog ran by, shouted and disappeared.

"Happy New Year, Master!" A squirrel ran by.

"Happy New Year, Master!" A red boy ran by.

"Happy New Year, Master!" A salted fish ran by.

"Happy New Year, Master!" A monkey ran by.

"Master, get out of the way, you can't stop the car!"

A vintage car rushed over.

Boom!

Fang Zheng sat in the snowdrift, looking around in confusion: "Who am I, where am I?" ”

Then I saw the classic car skidding all the way to the back.

Fang Zheng hurriedly got up and yelled, "Why are you going? ”

When he arrived at the place, Fang Zheng saw a group of apprentices blocking the rat hole on the ground with clods of soil, and Jingkuan was tied with firecrackers like a bullet chain, like a small special soldier, holding a lighter and shouting: "Senior brothers, are you ready?" ”

"That's it!" The red boy gave a thumbs up.

The squirrel laughed: "Big black rats, I'm here to send you warmth, Happy New Year!" ”

As he spoke, the squirrel burrowed into a hole in the ground.

After a while, they heard the sound of crackling firecrackers, but to the surprise of Fang Zheng and the others, the cries of the rats were not very loud, but the screams of Jingkuan were endless.

After a while, Jingkuan ran out, with firecrackers hanging from his legs, and the firecrackers crackled behind his fat ass...... After a while, a black squirrel sat down in front of everyone with a dejected face.

Everyone looked at the squirrel with a strange expression: "You...... What's going on? ”

Jingkuan wiped his tears and said, "I'm so excited, I clicked the wrong lead, and I lit the one on my body." ”

Everyone nodded slightly, and then they didn't know who couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud.

The next moment, everyone couldn't help it......

"Hahaha......"

The squirrel looked at the people who were laughing at him, jumped up in a huff, waved his little fist and shouted, "What are you laughing at?" I'm fighting with you! ”

Fang Zheng took the lead, and everyone scattered and fled, leaving only the squirrel standing there alone and wailing: "It's too bullying!" ”

……

After eating at noon, Fang Zheng sat bored on the stone, fiddling with the two things in his hand.

One is a clover and the other is a peach blossom robbery tip.

"Is this really that godly? Can I meet peach blossoms in the desert here? The poor monk didn't believe it. Muttering, Fang Zheng opened the Peach Blossom Tribulation Bag.

The next moment, the bag turned into a cloud of pink smoke and exploded, and when it blew in the wind, it dispersed.

Fang Zheng was dumbfounded: "That's it?!" ”

Shaking his head, Fang Zheng jumped off the stone.

Bored, Fang Zheng simply took the Buddhist scriptures, sat in the Buddhist hall, roasted the fire, and looked at the Buddhist scriptures.

In the evening, the sound of two kicks could be heard in the distance, and I don't know which village started to eat dinner.

Fang Zheng stretched his waist: "Apprentices, live, cook!" ”

At this moment, Fang Zheng heard a dog barking, looked up, and saw several big yellow dogs and big black dogs rushing over with a snow climbing plow.

The leading figure pointed in the direction of the temple and shouted: "Found it, found it, I found it!" ”

As soon as Fang Zheng heard this voice, he knew that it was a mud monkey, but he couldn't figure it out, the mud monkey who was celebrating the New Year was not at home for the New Year, what was he doing here? Moreover, this guy's luck is too good, the One Finger Temple was wandering around in the desert, and he found it.

Just when Fang Zheng was puzzled, the snow plough heard a finger to the temple door, and the temple door opened.

The mud monkey didn't treat himself as an outsider, and as soon as he entered the door, he shouted: "Abbot Fangzheng, I finally found this place by myself, hahaha...... What, there are pilgrims who want to put incense. ”

Fang Zheng was stunned, and the New Year's came to incense?

He wondered, who is so idle? And you can't put on incense, you have to go to this place where birds don't to make incense.

I saw a woman wearing a long black down jacket, a hat and sunglasses walking in, she was also slightly stunned when she saw Fangzheng, and then her red lips were slightly upturned, she took off her sunglasses, took off her hat, and her black hair fell down......

At that moment, the mud monkey was stunned, and he couldn't speak when he pointed at the woman's excited mouth: "You...... You...... You are...... You ......"

The woman smiled at him, then looked at Fang Zheng and smiled: "Abbot Fang Zheng, long time no see." ”

"You are the actress Li Xueying!" The mud monkey finally shouted out the name that was very influential internationally.

"Stupid dog, don't jump, don't hold me back, spread out, spread out!" A crazy female voice came from outside.

I saw Xiao Liu angrily break free from the embrace of a big yellow dog, and then scolded and said: "Seeing that you are tired, I will reward you with a ham sausage, and one by one you will play hooligan." I won't give you anything to eat in the future, and I'll starve you to death! ”

Seeing this stupid woman, Fang Zheng was speechless for a while.

But more than that, it's shock!

The moment he saw Li Xueying, Fang Zheng had a thought: "Amitabha is a Buddha, the peach blossom robbery bag is too awesome, right?" actually got an international star for a poor monk? ”

However, on his face, Fang Zheng was Gujing Wubo, and smiled at Li Xueying and said: "Amitabha, Master Li, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”

Hearing Fang Zheng's reply, Li Xueying also seemed to come back to her senses, withdrew her gaze, and when she looked at the monk in front of her again, her eyes were much calmer.

Xiao Liu was not so tactful, and the moment he saw Fang Zheng, he exclaimed: "Oh, you are really here!" What an abbot you are! Hey...... Not to mention, you stand at the entrance of the temple, holding a scripture book, and you are quite handsome. Come on, don't move, I'll take a picture of you and go back to be the cover. ”

Fang Zheng coughed dryly, and hurriedly greeted Xiao Liu and Li Xueying: "The two of you are still ...... Well, let's come in and have a fire. ”

"Don't don't, don't move first, I'll take a picture first, laugh!" Xiao Liu held up his mobile phone and shouted.

Fang Zheng smiled helplessly.

After the shooting, Xiao Liu looked around as if Grandma Liu had entered the Grand View Garden, and commented while watching: "I really didn't expect that there really is a temple in the desert, and you are really here." Your temple is a bit old, aren't you afraid of the cold? Wow, there's a well here, wow! Is this thing in your wishing fountain the king eight? Why does it look like a salted fish? ”

Salted fish rolled her eyes and said in her heart, "Is this girl blind?" I'm not a salted fish, am I a king? ”

Fang Zheng coughed dryly and explained: "This, salted fish and Wang Ba are the same. ”

"Which one?" Xiao Liu asked puzzled.

Fang Zheng said: "I don't move much." ”

Xiao Liu suddenly realized: "That's right, it's all pickled, and it will definitely not move." ”

As she said this, she saw the salted fish wink at her.

"Oops! He blinked! Xiao Liu was startled and shouted.

The mud monkey said: "Liu Da Beauty, don't talk nonsense. A salted fish still blinking? I think you're dazzling. ”

Fang Zheng also knew that salted fish was unreliable, so he hurriedly beckoned everyone into the Buddhist hall to roast the fire.

After all, this place is located in the desert, the northwest is great, and the northwest wind is still very cold.

After a few people sat down around the brazier, Li Xueying's white little hands rubbed on the brazier, looked around and said, "You will find a place to hide, this is really quiet." ”