Chapter 68: It's a little violent
The original price of this thing mall is 1,000 yuan, where did Cao Ze steal money to buy it in large quantities?
Even if he has this ability, Cao Ze will definitely not do it!
Fighting a war is no joke.
If this goes to the battlefield, I'm afraid it will become a part when it comes back.
Even if the alloy quality is good, it can't be scratched and painted!
How will you sell it yourself?
If it weren't for taking care of Li Shimin's face, Cao Ze would have asked on the spot if you were thinking about peaches......
Seeing Cao Ze's expression, Li Shimin knew that there was no drama......
At the time of regret, there is also a lot of resentment towards Cao Ze.
Since you don't want to, then what are you calling me for today?
Is it just for the sake of greed?
You're so unkind......
"Your Majesty need not be disappointed." Cao Ze patted the bicycle: "It's definitely not okay to equip the army, but it's still okay to sell it for money." I wonder if Your Majesty is interested in cooperating? β
"Of course, there is." Hearing Cao Ze say this, Li Shimin was immediately happy.
I was thinking about the army before, but I forgot about it!
According to the rules of Immortal Master Jiuyi, you can earn 200 yuan by selling one!
Although the price of 2,000 guan is very expensive, these rich people in Chang'an City must still be very happy.
When it comes to novelties, the rich have always been stingy with their purses.
"Lao Cheng wants to try?" Seeing Cheng Biting Jin's eyes shining and looking at the bicycle and wanting to stop talking, Cao Ze was suddenly happy: "If you want to try, go ahead." β
"Thank you, Immortal Master!" Cheng Biting Jin politely said a word, and tried excitedly.
Imagination is wonderful.
The reality is awkward......
"Poof!"
As soon as he started, Cheng Biting Jin fell and chewed.
Lying on the ground, Cheng Yanjin began to doubt his life.
Isn't that right?
When I watched the immortal master ride just now, it was obviously very simple, huh?
Why can't I play my old way?
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"Immortal Master, this thing is too difficult, isn't it?" Behind him, Cheng Biting Jin said depressedly: "It's crooked and crooked, and it can't grasp it at all?" β
"It was like that at first." Cao Ze held back a smile and explained: "A few falls will be enough." β
"Then I'll try again." Cheng Yanjin muttered and continued to try.
"Poof!"
"Poof!"
"Poof!"
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Li Shimin secretly wiped a cold sweat.
He wanted to try it just now.
It's good that I didn't speak......
If you, the emperor, fall like this in public, then you won't see anyone anymore......
Fortunately, it didn't take long for Cheng Yanjin to roughly grasp it.
After all, he is a general on the horse, and his sense of balance is far from being comparable to ordinary people.
Like all people who learn to ride a bicycle for the first time, Cheng Yanjin's mood at the moment is also flying.
As his feet kept flipping upside down, the speed of the car became faster and faster.
Cao Ze made a mistake here.
Just now he was riding slowly and stopped with his foot brake.
So just now he forgot to tell Cheng Yanjin that there is such a thing as a brake.
And this problem came to the fore when Cheng Yanjin was about to park......
Cheng Yanjin thought that this thing was stopped with his feet, so he subconsciously dropped his feet.
If he hadn't had a foundation in equestrianism, he would have been thrown out of the game......
"Immortal Master, why did this thing stop?" Cheng Yanjin hurriedly asked.
"Just pinch those two things under the handle." Cao Ze slapped his thigh and hurriedly replied.
Careless.
Forgot to mention this.
In fact, this is all caused by habitual thinking.
After all, this kind of thing is common sense that everyone knows before he crosses, and he subconsciously thought that Cheng Yanjin also knew.
It's as if he knows that the brakes have to come little by little, and he can't be pinched to death all at once......
Cheng Biting Jin is very realistic.
Out of trust in Cao Ze, the brake was pinched to death at once!
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Ouer ββ! β
"Bang Dang ββ!"
Cheng Yanjin flew out and landed on the gate next to him.
On the crooked body, the wheels are still spinning rapidly.
seemed to be making a silent mockery of Cheng Yanjin......
"Daddy!" Cheng Chumo was startled and hurriedly ran over.
"It's okay, it's okay." Cheng gritted his teeth and stood up grinning: "Hissββ! β
"Immortal Master, this thing is too dangerous, isn't it?" Cheng Biting Jin said depressedly: "This is my old Cheng, if someone else has to break it this time?" β
"This thing has to brake a little bit." Cao Ze walked over and picked up the bicycle: "You brake so sharply, you will definitely fall." β
Not to mention, the quality of this thing is pretty good.
Not to mention that it was broken, not even a bit of patent leather was lost.
It is worthy of being produced by the system, and it must be praised!
Then Cao Ze showed them the correct braking method at high speed.
"I see." Cheng Yanjin nodded suddenly, and then said with a bitter face: "Then you didn't say it just now......
"You're moving so fast, can I do it in time?" Cao Ze said mercilessly.
"Hehe, that's what you said......" Cheng Yanjin laughed embarrassedly twice.
"Immortal Master, then I'll go back and arrange it now?" Li Shimin saw that there was nothing to do, so he spoke.
"There's no rush to this." Cao Ze explained: "This thing is definitely not good just to say that the effect is not good, go back and let Lao Cheng show it when he goes to the court, the effect will definitely be better." β
After all, bicycles are not like meals and watches, and the effect is not so intuitive.
If there is a Cheng biting gold ride to show it, it can be well displayed.
And the picture of Cheng Biting Jin pedaling a bicycle in ancient costume must be very joyful......
Thinking of this, Cao Ze's mind suddenly popped up with the picture of the actor in the short video wearing a dragon robe and delivering takeaways......
If you go back and make a motorcycle or something, you can try it, hehe......
"I'll see it." Cheng Yanjin immediately became energetic: "Next time I will ride this thing to the court, they will definitely be interested at that time!" β
Li Shimin nodded subconsciously.
Now it's lunch time, so Cao Ze left the three of them for a meal.
After eating and drinking, Li Shimin was ready to leave.
He's very busy, and there's a lot of music in the palace waiting for him to watch.
"Your Majesty, don't be in a hurry to leave." Cao Ze said: "Selling bicycles is just incidental, and the things I really want you to see haven't been displayed yet." β
"What does the Immortal Master mean ......?" Cao Ze's words directly stunned Li Shimin.
Cao Ze didn't talk nonsense, and directly removed the pedals and other parts.
After a few casual tinkering, the two weapons were assembled.
Li Shimin and the others were once again stunned by Cao Ze's commotion.
Can you still play like this?
The functions of these things are simple and clear, and as soon as Cao Ze says it, they understand.
"Immortal Master, how powerful is this thing?" Cheng Yanjin immediately became interested.
"I don't know the specifics, you can try." Cao Ze handed over the thing.
Cheng Yanjin took the assembly pick and touched it in the yard.
Eventually, his gaze fell on the stone table next to him.
Seeing Cao Ze nodding, Cheng Yanjin got up and walked over.
The material of the assembly pickaxe is very light, and Cheng Yanjin has no idea about its power.
This thing is light and fluttery, if you don't do it well, it will be broken, right?
So he didn't dare to push hard the first time.
"Bang!"
Stone chips splashed, and there was immediately a small pit on the table.
On the other hand, the tip of the pickaxe has not even fallen off the patent leather.
"Lao Cheng, haven't you eaten?" Cao Ze teased: "Use some strength." Don't worry, you won't be able to pay if it's broken. β
With Cao Ze's words, Cheng Yanjin no longer kept his hand.
"Bang ββ!"
Cheng Biting Jin's full force blow, directly pierced the center of the stone table!