Fang Zheng pointed to Guanyin Bodhisattva.

The girl tilted her head and looked at Fang Zheng: "My Buddha, don't you care?" ”

Fang Zheng said: "Uh...... The poor monk doesn't care about this. But if you ask this Bodhisattva, you will say that the poor monk recommended it, so that it can be used. ”

The girl looked at the statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Ask for a stone?" ”

Fang Zheng, who was about to slip away, almost fell to his death at the door: "That's not a stone, that's a god statue." You beg her to give you a child, as long as you want in your heart. ”

The girl's eyes suddenly lit up: "I am a Buddha, I ask for a Buddha, is it the same as begging for her?" ”

Fang Zheng nodded helplessly: "Almost." ”

The girl immediately bowed to the statue of the Bodhisattva and said, "Please give me one...... Well, a hundred children. ”

Boom!

This time, Fang Zheng really fell, turned around and said, "Donor, don't be so greedy, a hundred, did you give birth to it?" Lower the point requirements! One, two, three, no more! It's not good for the body! ”

The girl sighed: "Then, then I'll ask for three." ”

The girl kowtowed again, and then ran out happily.

Looking at the girl's back, Fang Zheng shook his head and muttered: "It is said that people in the future will be crazy, but this ancient person is even more crazy, okay?" A hundred of them when they open their mouths? When you're a fish? ”

In the afternoon, Fang Zheng was dumbfounded.

I saw that you came with the girl who came in the morning, and as soon as she entered the door, she shouted: "My Buddha, someone has brought it to you." ”

Fang Zheng was stunned: "From, what do you mean by this?" What does it mean to send it to the poor monks? ”

You said: "There is no man, and I will get pregnant when I come to you." Don't tell me, you didn't do it? She said it all, you help her conceive the child. ”

Founder: "......"

"Wait, wait, you let me repeat." Fang Zheng rubbed his eyebrows, and then asked Su, "You don't have a man?" ”

Su nodded vigorously.

Fang Zheng asked again: "There is no man, what are you asking for?" ”

Su Dao: "Everyone...... They all have children, but I don't, I beg for children. ”

Fang Zheng only felt his head buzzing, and then asked, "Do you understand what it means to ask for a son in the temple?" ”

With a wave of his big hand, he said: "I don't know, anyway, your child, your woman, you care." ”

Fang Zheng can't wait to kick this guy to death, what does he call his child, his woman, he cares? Didn't he do anything?

Fang Zheng also knew that this matter was not explained clearly, after all, they did not have a complete religious system, and they could not fully understand some of the ways to pray to God and worship Buddha.

So Fang Zheng asked, "Do you want children?" ”

Yu: "Yes." ”

Fang Zheng pointed to the statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva and said: "You let your wife come over, sincerely ask the Bodhisattva, work hard at night, and you will be able to conceive tomorrow." ”

You looked at Fang Zheng with a strange face, and there was a little anger in his eyes, but then he was relieved, touched his chin, and then looked at the slanting sun in the sky and said, "That...... Then I'll come later. ”

Fang Zheng felt that he had explained quite clearly, and You Ying had also heard it clearly, so he waved his hand to let You take the girl Su away.

Before leaving, Fang Zheng said to Su: "That's not a poor monk's child. ”

Su asked rhetorically, "Whose child is that?" ”

Fang Zheng was dumbfounded, yes, she doesn't have a man, so who is this child?

Then Fang Zheng felt that something was wrong, Guanyin Bodhisattva would not send the child indiscriminately, the girl had just become pregnant, and she had to have sex, otherwise she would ask the Bodhisattva, and the Bodhisattva would not send it.

It's the rule.

Fang Zheng asked, "Are you sure you're pregnant?" ”

Su asked cutely: "Didn't you say, if you ask, you will have it?" Am I not pregnant? ”

Fang Zheng was speechless, how to answer this? Said you lied to her and didn't get pregnant? said that she was pregnant, who was the child's father?

Fang Zheng waved his hand and asked Su to go back first.

He felt the need to give these guys something to popularize science.

And all of this, starting with the beginning.

However, what made Fang Zheng wonder was that he hadn't come over after going back for a long time.

After dinner, it was dark, and Fang Zheng went to bed and got ready for bed.

At this time, a loud voice came from outside: "My Buddha, my Buddha?" ”

Fang Zheng frowned, got up and opened the door, and saw You standing at the door of the temple with three women.

Without waiting for Fang Zheng to speak, he raised his head with great righteousness, pointed at the three women with great righteousness and said, "My Buddha, these are my women." Tonight they serve you and give you a baby. ”

Fang Zheng almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood, he suddenly remembered that Yu Shuo came to him later, and now he understood what Yu meant. This guy mistakenly thinks he's going to help him plant seeds!

Fang Zheng rubbed his eyebrows and took a few deep breaths before calming the breath in his heart: "Ah, I don't mean that the poor monks have anything to do with them. But...... Well, do you understand the Buddha? ”

"yes, I'm looking for you." You nodded vigorously, as if I understood.

Fang Zheng only felt that he couldn't get up because of his breath, and he was panicking.

He turned his head and pointed to the statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva in the Buddha hall, and after thinking about it, he simply said, "You go and call Jiang." ”

You seconds understood: "Don't worry, I promise not to be there!" I'll just go. ”

Fang Zheng really wanted to kick this thing to death, and grabbed him: "I asked you to really call him over." ”

You was a little unhappy: "Don't let him see this, right?" ”

Fang Zheng looked around, but didn't find the guy who took advantage of it, so he suppressed his anger and said: "I let you call, you can call, where is so much nonsense!" Also, as I said, I wouldn't do anything out of the way with them. Don't think about it! ”

I don't know if I understand it or not, but I waved my hand to show that I understood, and then ran to find Jiang.

It didn't take long for Jiang to come over.

He respectfully saluted and said, "Meet my Buddha." ”

Fang Zheng looked at Jiang, whose face was not very good, and said, "You taste a hundred herbs and taste a hundred herbs, and you must also pay attention to your body." ”

Jiang clasped his hands together: "Thank you for my concern, I will pay attention." My Buddha, what is the matter with you calling me late at night? ”

After thinking about it, Fang Zheng said: "It's nothing, it's just a long night, and the poor monk wants to tell you a story." ”

The three women of Jiang, Yu, and Yuki were all a little curious.

At this time, Fang Zheng found that a small figure was squatting not far away and peeking here, and Fang Zheng recognized it at a glance, it was Su.

Fang Zheng beckoned to her: "You can come over too." ”

Su immediately ran over happily, with a pair of big eyes watery, and when she looked at Fangzheng, it was even brighter, and even a fool could see that her eyes were full of Fangzheng.

It felt like she was looking at the father of her future child, her husband.

Fang Zheng was all kinds of uncomfortable, but he couldn't help it, sat there, took a deep breath, calmed down, and then slowly told everyone the story of worshiping and worshipping the Buddha.

At this point, Fang Zheng found that he couldn't stop.

Because, these people don't have a very clear concept of Buddha or God.