After coming back from this mission, I don't know if it's like Tan Yue said, "Warlocks are easy to be idle and go crazy", and there is nothing to do for two or three months, except for practicing or practicing. Tan Yue didn't pay much attention to me, sometimes he didn't even cook for me, and said that cooking was a woman's business, so he asked me to find Da Luo and Xiao Luo.

Can they eat the food? Also, didn't Tan Yue cook himself before? How do you go out and come back differently?

The more I thought about it, the more depressed I became, if it weren't for Ye Sen coming over to talk to me every once in a while, I wouldn't even bother to speak.

That day, I was talking nonsense with Ye Sen there, and Cheng Ming hurriedly walked in angrily.

Before Cheng Mingren sat down, he shouted: "Hurry up and bring me some water, I'm angry!" ”

Cheng Ming grabbed the Coke handed over by Xiao Luo, raised his head and poured it violently, and it took a long time before he came to his senses: "I'm so angry!" I'm! ”

Ye Sen smiled and said, "Who provoked our Cheng Gongzi?" ”

"Little devil!" Cheng Ming patted the table and said, "I partnered with a friend to open a catering base that imitates the palace, you know, right?" ”

"Shengshi Dynasty, I know, it's still the feng shui that Li Xin went to see." Ye Senyi frowned: "Haven't you been doing some imperial tour recently?" Isn't it just to be the emperor for a day...... Why do you still have a relationship with the little devil? ”

"It's just a little devil who took away the emperor's first day tour! This is not the most annoying, the most annoying is in the back......" Cheng Ming took out a USB flash drive: "Look! ”

Ye Sen clicked on it and took a look:

A beautiful host said enthusiastically: "Congratulations to Mr. Saburo Itaba, a friend of the Orient, for beating all competitors and winning the first day of the emperor's tour!" How do you feel at this time? ”

An Oriental man in a suit walked up to the stage proudly and took the microphone with a bit of elegance: "I want to tell a story first." Many years ago, Mr. Jin Jing'an, the ancestor of the family, once gambled a game of pai gow with the last emperor of your country. As we all know, the biggest card in Pai Gow is 'Emperor', and the smallest card is 'Devil'. At that time, the card of the last emperor happened to be the 'emperor', and the card of the ancestor happened to be the 'devil'. Guess what? ”

Banjin Saburo laughed arrogantly and said: "The ancestor said that the emperor is in charge of the devils at the card table, and the devils under the card table are playing the emperor!" You tell me, the devil and the emperor, who is big and who is small? Hahahaha...... As a result, the ancestor won and won the mining right of Manchuria iron ore for 50 years! Hahahaha......"

Banjin Saburo laughed wildly: "Although the contemptible person does not have the prestige of the ancestor, it is still okay to live the addiction of a fake emperor......"

Ye Sen was so angry that he slapped the computer screen and smashed it: "Xiao Mingzi, you dare to do his business, Lao Tzu skinned you?" ”

Cheng Ming almost went crazy: "I don't want to do it, but those shareholders disagreed, saying that they couldn't afford to pay liquidated damages!" I've already withdrawn my shares, and I can't afford to lose that person! ”

Ye Sen was furious on the spot: "Grandma's ...... I'm going to kill him right away! ”

"What's the panic?" I said unhurriedly, "So be it! Xiao Mingzi, you go back and sign an agreement with that little devil, and just say that the historical facts will be completely restored tomorrow. Let's make it enjoyable! ”

Ye Sen and Cheng Ming asked in unison, "You don't have a fever, right?" ”

My old god is in the tunnel and says: "Go, believe me right, the mountain people have their own tricks!" Look at how I played that what kind of plate Jin Saburo into a braised banji. ”

The next day, Banjin Saburo sat down on the Jinluan Hall in a grand manner, looked at the civil and military ministers below with contempt, and waved his hand to the eunuchs beside him. The latter shouted: "If there is something to do, it will be played early, and there will be nothing to retreat from-"

"Minister, there is a book." A Wenchen stood up: "There are Japanese criminals who have offended my Ming coast, and the crime is extremely heinous. Please send troops immediately and punish him severely......"

"Yaga!" Itachi Jin Saburo shouted: "Nonsense! The Great Orient has the merit of educating me, and we should submit to the table......"

"Bastard!" The minister pointed at Itachi Kanaburo's nose and scolded, "Are you talking about human words?" It's not a son of man! ”

Banjin Saburo was stunned for a long time before he roared: "You dare to scold me? Come on, pull it out and beat it to death! No, it's right here! ”

"Fart!" Not only did the guards stand up and arrest people, but all the civil and military generals stood up and pointed at Banjin Saburo and scolded.

Banjin Saburo's face turned blue with anger: "What about people? What about people? Where are the people in the company? ”

Ye Sen, who was wearing a suit, slowly turned out: "What's the matter with Mr.?" ”

Banjin Saburo pointed at the people below and shouted, "Why don't they listen to me? I am the emperor! ”

"This is the Ming Dynasty, and we are restoring historical facts." Ye Sen smiled and said: "In the Ming Dynasty, it was common for Qingliu to scold the emperor, even if a few grumpy people rushed up and slapped the emperor's mouth, it was not impossible. You'd better go with them, or ......."

"No! I am the emperor......" Banjin Saburo's words were not finished, and a group of ministers in red robes and jade belts rushed up and grabbed him by the collar and jerked him.

Banjin Saburo was beaten so much that his eyes turned into gold stars: "Stop!" I am the emperor...... I'm the emperor! ”

"Stop, stop, stop......" Ye Sen saw that the heat was almost over, and immediately stopped the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs.

Itajin Saburo, who had a blue nose and swollen face, pointed at those people and shouted, "I'm going to sue you!" ”

"You can't win this, we're really restoring history. Why don't I find an expert to popularize the historical knowledge of the Ming Dynasty for you? Ye Sen waved his hand, and more than a dozen experts immediately ran in from outside the main hall.

Banjin Saburo sneered: "You guys want to delay time, hurry up and end it, right?" I won't let you get your wish! Let's move on to the next step......"

Banjin Saburo, who had just stood up, sneered again: "I am not the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, I want to be the emperor of the Qin Dynasty." ”

Ye Sen said with kindness: "There is no problem, the customer is God." Come and wait for the emperor to change clothes and eat. ”

The triumphant Banjin Saburo hadn't gone far before he heard Ye Sen shouting: "Those extras, go down and get a boxed lunch!" By the way, if you have done your best, add a box of meat segments, and it is also a hard work to draw people! There are also those experts, check the historical facts of the Qin State well, we have to respect history! ”

Banjin Saburo was almost so angry that Ye Sen vomited three liters of blood, but for his emperor's addiction, he could only endure his anger and leave with the makeup artist. When he entered the dining session, he was immediately dumbfounded again.

Banjin Saburo was stunned, pointed to the half-cooked mutton in the stoneware clay pot on the table, and then looked at the uncooked raw dough cake on the bronze plate, and his face was immediately difficult to see: "Is this what the emperor eats?" In addition to salty salt, there is not even seasoning in the dish! Isn't the emperor supposed to eat more than 500 dishes in one meal? ”

Ye Sen, who was smiling, came out of the background again: "How productive were you when you were in the Qin Dynasty more than 3,000 years ago?" It's nice to be able to eat this! In the East, more than 3,000 years ago, even if you want to eat sheep, you have to have sheep first! ”

"Besides, King Qin was simple at that time, and extravagant things were unacceptable! Do you want me to find an expert to argue for you? ”

Banjin Saburo slapped the case and said angrily: "No, I want to eat the full banquet of the Manchurians!" ”

Ye Sen smiled and said, "Then you have to experience the emperor of the Qing Dynasty." This has to be paid for......"

"No problem!" Banjin Saburo waved his hand.

"Change your clothes! In addition, after the lunch session, it is time to move on to the next session. Ye Sen handed the mutton to the waiter as he spoke: "Go back to the pot, add some spices, and take it out to feed the dog!" ”

"Yaga ......" Itajin Saburo gritted his teeth and said, "When can I have dinner?" ”

Ye Sen said as he walked: "The emperor of the Qing Dynasty paid attention to not eating at lunch, and there was definitely no dinner, at most there was a supper. For this, you can find an expert to argue. ”

"Yaga-" Banjin Saburo was furious: "You guys are deceiving consumers!" ”

Ye Sen pointed to the video recorder: "Everything is your own request, please see the agreement." ”

"You...... You ......" Banjin Saburo's face turned blue with anger, grabbed the tea on the table and poured it violently, and it didn't take long for him to stand up again: "I want to go to the toilet!" ”

"Serve the emperor to go to the toilet!"

A hint of coldness flashed in Ye Sen's eyes: "That's what I'm waiting for." Tell them to play slowly, don't the turtle calf, and I'll deduct their wages. ”

Itako Saburo is finished. Looking at Ye Sen's expression, he was going to cripple him.