Chapter 202: Playing Dead
Several eunuch-looking people walked up, and one of them shouted, "Pick up the dragon robeβ" Someone lifted the dragon robe, blocking the toilet in front and covering the ass in the back.
"Dig out the dragon rootsβ"
"The Dragon Cannonβ"
Banjin Saburo, who had just found a trace of imperial feeling, suddenly felt a swelling pain below, and looked down to see that the eunuch who set up the cannon actually clamped him with two fingers.
"Your ...... What do you do? β
The actor said unhurriedly: "You have to wait for the one who shouts 'mountains and flowing waters' to be convenient, this is the ancestral system." β
Banjin Saburo shouted: "Then shout! β
"Well...... It is usually shouted after a stick of incense. It's also for the health of the dragon, isn't it? The actor's fingers were so hard that he almost fainted in pain.
"Fart!" Banjin Saburo immediately collapsed when he saw the yellow incense that was about the thickness of his fingers, and raised his slap to hit someone.
The actor turned his face to the side: "Don't hit anyone, in case I try hard...... Ahem......"
"You ......" Before Banjin Saburo could speak, he suddenly felt a pain in his body, and a sharp pain immediately came out of his lower abdomen as if it was about to burst, and the cold sweat on his head was like running water, and he dripped down: "What's going on......"
The grinning Ye Sen squinted his eyes and muttered, "Will Lao Tzu tell you that the acupoint of your diuresis is in the air?" Suffocate you! β
The anxious and angry Itajin Saburo rolled his eyes, tilted his head and fainted. Until he lay down, the eunuch holding him still did not let go.
When the people around him dispersed, the actor was like a firecracker, half of his body moved his weight back, stretched out one hand far away, cautiously let go, turned around and ran.
Ye Sen, who was watching the excitement, screamed: "Take a close-up of that fountain!" Passed on the Imperial Physician ......"
A staff member said in a low voice: "Ye Shao, Cheng Shao, we haven't arranged medical staff." β
"Dead eyes, you!" Ye Sen said with a smile: "Just find someone to change your clothes and come over, you can't wake up, you won't suck hard?" β
The staff gestured OK and turned away. Later, whether it was the imperial doctor or not, no one knows, in short, Banjin Saburo was woken up.
Several well-spoken employees accompanied Banjin Saburo to talk in the locker room for half an hour before he came out and said to Ye Sen: "That said that he wanted to add a special scene!" I can smell his commotion from two or three meters away! β
I frowned and said, "Did he talk to you?" β
The staff shook their heads and said, "That's not true, it's just a hint." But it's similar to Ming Kan! β
Cheng Ming snorted lightly: "Do you understand?" β
"I didn't understand a word!" The staff immediately shook their heads.
"I understand!" Ye Sen sneered gloomily: "Meet his request!" Attention units, prepare a special play, assassinate the king-"
Banjin Saburo didn't hear what Ye Sen said at all, and was still waiting for the big drama to be staged, but suddenly heard a fierce fighting sound outside. He peeked through the crack in the door and saw that the entire catering base had become a bloody battlefield at some point.
The sky-high fire was raging, and countless guards and black-clothed men were fighting for their lives, blood and stumps dancing all over the sky......
"It's not a ...... to make a movie," Itashi Saburo only felt that his legs were shaking like swings. The movie is definitely not so real, whether the human head has really been cut off, he can still tell the difference.
"Gollum" β
Itachi Kanazaburo watched a severed human head roll from a distance to his feet, and opened his mouth to bite the tip of his shoe. Bai Sensen's teeth made a sound on his leather shoes like sandpaper grinding leather.
"Ahh......h The head of the man who had bitten his foot did not let go, but glared at him.
Itachi Kan Saburo watched the black pupils of the human head expand more and more, and the two eyes almost turned into two holes in the black hole, and the blood flowing out of the eyes fell on his face like raindrops.
"Release! Loosen it up...... Who's coming...... Help me! Itajin Saburo, who was crying and shouting, finally shook off the head and crawled to the door with his hands and feet.
As soon as he grabbed the handle and knelt on the ground and straightened up, he saw two men in black holding high snow-bright long knives, rushing from a distance with broken steps, and stood in front of him in just a few seconds.
Before Banjin Saburo could see the faces of the two of them clearly, he felt a cold murderous aura coming towards him, and then two blood-stained cold lights flashed in front of him.
As soon as Banjin Saburo subconsciously looked up, he saw the two long knives of the man in black slashing off his neck, one left and one right. He only felt that the cold air was sticking to him all of a sudden...... Itajin Saburo's eyes darkened, and he knelt on the ground and fainted.
Ye Sen, who was pretending to be a man in black, pulled down the black scarf covering his face and said to Cheng Ming: "This grandson is unconscious!" Do you want to scare again? β
The other man in black is Cheng Ming: "I'll wake him up with a soak of urine later!" β
I stepped forward: "No, as long as he is still wearing the imperial robe with the chaos rune, the scene where we chopped his head just now will keep reproducing in front of his eyes, enough to torture him for a while." β
Ye Sen still didn't feel like it was enjoyable: "I said, just draw the talisman on him!" β
I waved my hand and said, "What's the hurry?" Play slowly! β
"Okay, play slowly!" Ye Sen pulled his throat and shouted, "The emperor has diedβ"
Several medical staff who rushed up to treat Itajin Saburo suddenly exclaimed: "This person is dead!" β
"What?" Ye Sen and I were taken aback.
Cheng Ming stretched out his hand and touched under Banjin Saburo's nose: "Damn, I'm really dead!" β
As soon as the staff heard about the death, they immediately hid far away in fright. Only a moment later, those people gave way with a tacit understanding, and someone whispered: "Ye Shao, Cheng Shao, let's go, we will find a way to deal with the rest of the matter." β
I frowned, "I didn't want to go. Call the police! β
After the three of us were brought into the police station, in less than half a day, we were transferred from the police station to the criminal police team, and then from the criminal police team to the detention center, and we tossed until the evening, and Tan Yue slipped in through the relationship: "This time the matter is troublesome." β
Tan Yue said worriedly: "Itachi Saburo is the son of the director of the Toyo Dainichi Foundation, which is very influential in East Asia. Someone took advantage of the topic to escalate his death to a diplomatic incident, which could not be calmed down for a while. Looks like you're going to have to stay here for a while. β
"His grandmother's ......" Ye Sen said depressedly: "Big fart, it's so complicated!" β
Tan Yue frowned and said: "Someone got the video of your conversation, from the time you discussed how to rectify the person in private, all the way to scaring Banjin Saburo to death, not a single thing was missed." Now the evidence is very unfavorable to you, and the Dainichi Foundation wants to accuse you of intentional killing. β
I asked, "When did the video start?" β
"From the moment you entered the Prosperous Dynasty." Tan Yue said: "You can stay here with peace of mind, the boss is trying his best to mediate." The Ye family, the Cheng family, and Xiao Chenyan have all received the news and are working together to protect you. Don't get into any trouble! β
"I see. You go back first, don't worry about us. We eat and stay here, and we treat it as a vacation. I sent Tan Yue away, and then sat back with my head up: "It seems that someone is trying to fix us!" β
Ye Sen sneered: "I see, it's mainly to fix me, or Cheng Ming, you were brought in by the way." A little devil who sells tendons, even if Lao Tzu blatantly kills him, the Ye family can suppress the matter. What's more, there is Cheng Ming here. When his old man has a temper, he can use a gun to break people. We've been turned around so many places in a row, there must be something greasy in this! β
Cheng Ming said disapprerovingly: "Don't worry, we'll be fine." It's just a little devil, and he didn't kill their emperor. I guess the old man in the family thinks I'm playing too much and wants me to stay for a few days and teach me a lesson. It's not like he hasn't locked me up before. β
I thought back for a moment and said, "How do I feel wrong! β
Ye Sen suddenly came to his senses: "What's wrong?" β
"Are you sure that the guy who sells the tendons was scared to death? I don't look like it. β