Chapter 24: Youzai Yuzai [Ask for Subscription]
He even almost ended up in prison......
In the blink of an eye, it turned out to be the order of Yuze County, which really made him unable to figure it out.
Liang Yu said: "Actually, I went to participate in the scientific examination earlier, but the results never came down, and the family couldn't open the pot again, so I went out to work to earn some money." Not long ago, the list came down......"
Qin Zhutou said: "Liang County's achievements could have gone to a bigger city to become a big official, but he insisted on returning to Yuze County. It just so happened that there was a lack of a county order here, so he came. ”
Fang Zheng looked at Liang Yu puzzled: "There are good places not to go, why did you come back here?" ”
Liang Yu said: "Yuze raised me, I have the ability, of course I am back." The previous prefectural order was too confused, and when I come back, I can at least do something for everyone. ”
Then Liang Yu smiled happily: "It turns out that I was right to come back...... Wouldn't that be a little helpful? ”
Fang Zheng couldn't cry or laugh for a while, but it was good to think about it.
Liang Yu hurriedly took out a sign from his arms and stuffed it to Fang Zheng: "Abbot Fangzheng, you take this, with it, your One Finger Temple will be a legal temple in the future." No one can trouble you anymore. ”
Fang Zheng looked at the triangle sign with the word temple written on it in his hand, and sighed with emotion, this may be a good reward.
Liang Yu didn't stay in Yizhi Temple for long, the new official took office, and there were still a lot of things he needed to do, and he came here mainly to meet Fangzheng.
When I saw it, I took my leave and left.
Seeing Liang Yu and them leave, Fang Zheng returned to the Buddha Hall with a relaxed face and continued to cultivate.
As the days passed, with a gust of autumn wind, the whole mountain forest was still wearing autumn clothes that were either golden, red, or yellow.
Fang Zheng walked alone in the forest, watching the fallen leaves fluttering in the sunset, indescribably comfortable.
At this moment, a voice suddenly came.
"That monk, stop!"
Fang Zheng immediately stood up and looked back, but there was no one in sight.
"Where's down there!"
Fang Zheng looked down and saw a little man standing on the side of the road, and if he looked closely, it was a yellow-skinned man.
Huang Pizi pointed to himself and said, "Do you think I look like a human being, or like a god?" ”
Fang Zheng was dumbfounded, he was no stranger to this scene.
This is the yellow skin to ask for the seal.
There is a similar legend on the earth, it is said that the yellow skin begged for the seal, and when he met passers-by, he asked him to see if he was like a man or like a god, if he said that he was like a man, then he would be invalid, and he would also be pestering each other, so that the other party could not sleep at night, and was seriously ill.
If you say that he is like a god, he will immediately ascend to heaven, but in the same way, he will still haunt you after he becomes a god......
So, this kind of thing, it's not good to answer anything.
Fang Zheng looked at the yellow skin in front of him: "What are you talking about?" ”
"I said, Do you think I am like a man or like a god?" Huang Pizi repeated.
Fang Zheng continued to ask, "What did you say?" ”
Huangpizi's face darkened: "I said, do you think I look like a human or a god!" ”
Fang Zheng touched his chin and said, "Oh...... I see you like a man with two balls on his head, a crooked mouth, a three-petaled buttocks, half of his body, sequelae of cerebral blood acid, ALS, irregular heartbeat, low immunity, stupidity, and can't help pooping......"
"Shut up! You TM shut up! ”
The weasel shouted, turned and ran away.
Fang Zheng looked at the weasel's back and shouted, "Great Immortal, the poor monk hasn't finished talking yet?!" ”
"Get out!"
The weasel ran away without a trace.
Fang Zheng spread his hands and said, "Hey, these days, it's hard to be a good person." ”
This weasel is not the first mountain spirit that Fang Zheng has encountered who is about to become a spirit or not, after staying in the mountains for a long time, he finds that this world is really different from the earth.
There are really a lot of mountain spirits and ghosts here......
He has seen a small tree that secretly pulls himself out of the earth and runs away with his feet, a ginseng that sleeps and snores, and even a snake mother who teaches the little snake about human knowledge......
In this regard, Fang Zheng just looked at it and never bothered.
After all, this heaven and earth is not specially created for human beings, everything in the world has the right to live, as long as they don't come out to harm people, Fang Zheng completely treats them as human beings.
After turning around, he returned to the Yizhi Temple, watched the burning clouds gradually dissipate after dinner, and then watched the bright moon rise and the stars shining, Fang Zheng yawned and went back to the house to practice.
Nothing was said all night.
The next day, Jingxin opened the temple gate early.
As the morning bell rang, the sound of Buddha was enveloped in a radius of hundreds of miles.
At that moment, the white bird closed its mouth, and all the beasts were concentrating, all of them listening carefully to the sound of the bell. These beasts are spiritual, and they can hear the extraordinary in the bells, and there are vaguely spiritual beasts that are slowly becoming enlightened......
The temple door was opened, but there was not a single pilgrim for a long time, which really surprised Fang Zheng.
Since Liang Yu became the county magistrate and succeeded in seeking a son for his brother, he has hyped up the miracle of the temple, so there are a lot more pilgrims who come here.
Although the temple is a little far away from Yuze County, it takes two days for ordinary people to come and go, but when you point to the temple and ask for a child, it is asking for something, so the number of pilgrims who came before has gradually increased, and there are people waiting at the door before dawn.
Now there is no one, which really surprises Fangzheng.
"Master, what's the situation? Why is there no one? Red Boy asked, looking outside.
Fang Zheng didn't know: "Huh...... Possible...... Let's rest today, everyone. ”
Fang Zheng didn't believe it himself, but if people didn't come, what could he do?
Three days have passed, and there is still no one in these three days.
Fang Zheng clicked his lips, thinking that there must be a problem here.
At this moment, a man walked into the temple, sweating profusely and panting.
Fang Zheng had seen this person, he had come to the temple to beg for a son before.
As soon as the man saw Fang Zheng, he immediately ran over: "Abbot Fang Zheng." ”
Fang Zheng saluted and said: "Amitabha, the donor speaks slowly." ”
"Abbot Founder, I'm ...... I'm here to tell you. The man took a few breaths before continuing, "Has no one been here lately?" ”
Fang Zheng nodded: "Yes, no one came." ”
The man said: "That's right, a group of monks came to Yuze County, holding the temple letter of the famous Nanlu Temple in their hands. That's the temple letter of Nan Perch Temple, and the believers are the first to donate money and help them build the temple, so naturally they don't have time to come. ”
Red Boy said: "It turns out that someone is robbing business!" ”
The man nodded, "That's it." ”
Then both of them looked at Fang Zheng, wondering what Fang Zheng would do with the matter.
As a result, to the surprise of the two, Fang Zheng's face was calm: "So that's the case, this is a good thing." ”
"A good thing?!" The man froze.
The red boy was puzzled and said, "Master, he snatched all our pilgrims, and you still say it's a good thing?" ”