Chapter Fifty-Seven: The Monarch and the Ministers Play Right

When the angel went out of the palace gate and came to the outside of the British Mansion, the whole palace was alarmed.

Even Li Tao didn't expect that the Son of Heaven would suddenly summon Li Qinzai, of course he knew that the Son of Heaven might have summoned Li Qinzai because of the pulley set, and when he was secretly happy, he couldn't help but worry about it again.

This bastard boy has never been in shape, although he has changed a lot of bad temperament recently, but the problem of not being in shape seems to be getting more and more serious.

Mianjun has strict court etiquette, if his unserious appearance loses his honor in front of the Son of Heaven and angers the Son of Heaven, not only will he not be rewarded when he turns back, but he may also be guilty of disrespect.

Happy and worried, the old grandfather broke his heart.

The old general, who was decisive on the battlefield, was like an ordinary old man at the moment, telling his grandson non-stop, from the posture of entering the palace gate to the worship etiquette when meeting the Son of Heaven, no matter how big or small, and the verbosity was non-stop.

Li Qinzai listened to Li Tao's thousands of instructions, while letting the maid hurriedly dress him, his mind was buzzing, Li Tao's advice entered from his left ear, and accidentally flowed out of his right ear.

The carriage carried Li Qinzai to the outside of the Taiji Palace, Li Qinzai got off the carriage, stood in front of the palace gate, looked up at the towering palace wall, and his mind was still confused like paste.

My head hurts, and I was ordered by Li Tao to be crammed with my ears, and I forcibly stuffed a lot of court etiquette, and at this moment, my mind is full of "first rectify and then purge", "solemn and then bow", "raise your forehead and salute", "hurry and do not mess" or something, very profound.

The Son of Heaven summoned him, and the monarch and the ministers played it right.

For the subjects of the Tang Dynasty, this is a great honor. Only very capable courtiers can be summoned by the Son of Heaven alone, which is a form of condescending for the Son of Heaven to ask the courtiers for advice on governing the country and leveling the world.

It is no exaggeration to say that the Son of Heaven is almost equivalent to the Jinshi in the examination, and its glory can be recorded in the family tree and passed on to future generations.

But Li Qinzai is an anomaly, from the time he heard the eunuch's decree, until he stood in front of the palace gate at this moment, there was not a trace of ripples in his heart, let alone excitement.

Quiet as a pervert, steady as an old dog.

In his previous life, he was deeply influenced by the materialist worldview, Li Qinzai knew that the Son of Heaven was not the son of God, and Li Zhi was just a mortal with flesh and blood.

Thinking about it, well, what's so exciting? The only thing to admit is that people's reincarnation technology is indeed high, which is not acceptable.

After standing in front of the palace gate for a while, Li Qinzai quickly sorted out his emotions.

Just like reporting to your boss in the current world, if you don't agree with your words, you will be criticized at most, if you really end up killing your head because of the disgrace of the king......

That means that the Son of Heaven has long been thinking about killing you, and it has nothing to do with the loss of honor in front of the king, and it is a big crime to kill your head when you enter the door and step with your left foot.

The palace gate opened, and a eunuch came out and led Li Qinzai into the palace.

Silently reciting the details of the etiquette along the way, Li Qinzai had no intention of watching the scenery of the Taiji Palace.

Taiji Palace Liangyi Palace.

The Liangyi Hall belongs to the forbidden palace and is allowed to enter only a few favored courtiers on weekdays to discuss court politics with the Son of Heaven.

Today, Li Zhi chose to summon Li Qinzai in the Liangyi Palace, which shows that he attaches great importance to him, and of course, there is no lack of expression of favor to Li Tao.

According to the eunuch's instructions, Li Qinzai stood outside the Liangyi Palace, and the eunuch entered the hall to play, and it didn't take long for Li Qinzai to be seen in the palace.

Li Qinzai kept in mind the details of the etiquette that Li Tao advised, first took off his shoes outside the hall, and entered the hall in his foot clothes.

When entering the hall, first of all, the whole dress should be crowned, the expression should be solemn, and then the head will be bowed, and the ten steps will be stationed, and the rules and regulations will be long.

"Minister, Li Qinzai greets the Son of Heaven."

There was a hearty laugh from the front: "Li Qing is exempt from etiquette, haha, in the end, he is the grandson of the British duke, even if this etiquette is the book of the Ministry of Etiquette, I can't find the slightest mistake." ”

Li Qinzai breathed a sigh of relief and straightened up.

Looking ahead, I saw Li Zhi wearing a bright yellow brocade robe, sitting at the head of the hall. Unexpectedly, Empress Wu, who was inseparable from him, was not by his side at this time.

Last time, Li Qinzai didn't have enough coffee positions, so he could only look at Li Zhi from afar, but this time he saw it clearly.

Li Zhi is about thirty years old, just the golden age of a man, with a green beard under his chin, his face is slightly pale, but his facial expression is very friendly and friendly.

Li Qinzai secretly speculated that even if Li Zhi was not the emperor, just with this face with a warm smile at all times, maybe he would be willing to make friends with him.

Because of the meaning of his expression, people can't help but be willing to talk to him, like a confidant for many years, no matter how ridiculous your words are, he will smile, listen to you quietly, and then give you advice seriously.

There are not only Li Zhi and Li Qinzai in the hall, but also a civil official wearing a scarlet robe, the civil official sits quietly behind a low table on the side of the hall, the table is covered with paper, the civil official is pressed on the paper with one hand, and the other hand holds the pen hanging high, ready to put down the pen at any time.

Li Qinzai was a little surprised.

What kind of battle is this? Does the civil servant have to write a testimony in court?

Seeing Li Qinzai's suspicious expression, Li Zhi explained intimately: "Li Qing, don't panic, this is a Zhongshu Sheren, today you and I are the right ministers, and the Sheren will record it on paper and pen, and keep it in the palace for future generations to comment." ”

Li Qinzai was not nervous, but after knowing that every word he said next would become a court testimony that would be passed down through the ages, he couldn't help but really start to get nervous.

If this is a mistake, do the Chinese scholars draw a circle on the paper and delete it, or do they write it down meticulously?

In case Li Qin took his mouth and drove a car in front of Li Zhi and told a meat joke......

Tsk, it's a shame, the kind that has been ashamed for a thousand years.

"Be serious, be serious, you must be serious......" Li Qinzai's lips squirmed, and he warned himself in a low voice.

After doing psychological construction for a long time, Li Qinzai's mood gradually settled down.

It's a bit big, but it's okay, everything is still under your control.

In the huge Liangyi Palace, the three monarchs and ministers each occupy one side, separated by a long distance, and there is an echo when they say a word.

Li Zhi saw that Li Qinzai was uncomfortable, and couldn't help laughing: "Li Qing is more relaxed, I just have a casual chat with you today, don't care about my identity, I am ten years older than you, and it doesn't hurt you to treat me as a brother." ”

Li Qinzai tugged at the corners of his mouth.

Heh, do you call this meeting "casual chat"? That's how you talk in your house?

Li Zhi also realized that the distance between the monarch and the minister at this time was really not suitable for "casual chat", so he raised his voice and ordered the eunuch to enter and set up a low table in the middle of the main hall.

Li Zhi took the lead and sat behind the low table in the hall, beckoned to Li Qinzai with a smile, and motioned for him to sit over as well.

Li Qinzai was also not polite, and immediately took a few steps forward, knelt on the other side of the low table, and the two sat across the table, and now they were close to Li Zhi.

Seeing this, the Zhongshu people next to him suddenly looked sudden, and then put down the pen and began to write.

Li Qinzai's heart was itching, he was really curious about what the Zhongshu people wrote on the paper, and before the Junchen played it, you started to do the reading comprehension questions?

I'm a little worried for no reason, what should I do if this product is wrong? The pen is in his hand, if he talks nonsense, who will beat him to death?

If you write something "Be good, summon Li Qinzai to sit closely, Li Qinzai is shameless, and he really sat down"...... Such bastards, do you want to whip him up in advance?

After all, it is something that will be passed on to future generations, and it is about one's reputation after a thousand years. Today's Li Qinzai has set up the character of "the prodigal son turned back".

The prodigal son's return means that he may have been a little bastard in the past, but in the future he must be a saint who can't find faults, and if Jie Nyima is randomly arranged by a monk......

Li Qinzai didn't know why, his thoughts were not on Li Zhi, but on the Chinese scholar who was silently writing and working hard.

Li Zhi looked at him with a smile, and seeing that his eyes kept glancing at the middle scholar, Li Zhi was a little curious, and was just about to ask, Li Qinzai suddenly spoke.

"Hey, that shepherd, what did you write? Are you scolding me? Li Qinzai asked with a squint.

Not only Li Zhi was stunned, but even the Chinese scholars who were struggling to write were also stunned.

He stopped writing and looked at Li Qinzai in amazement, and he was stunned for a while before blurting out: "No ......"

Li Qinzai put his mind at ease, and still didn't forget to say cruel words: "Don't talk nonsense, I'll go back and ask where your family lives......"

The Zhongshu Sheren was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, he was actually nakedly threatened in front of the Son of Heaven Steps?

Then the Zhongshu Sheren was angry, and his face quickly turned red, but because the Son of Heaven could not lose his manners before driving, he took a deep breath and forced himself to hold back his anger.

Li Zhi remained stunned until Li Qinzai finished speaking, and Li Zhi burst out laughing.

This laugh was difficult to stop, Li Zhi laughed so much that he couldn't help himself, sitting in a crooked posture, without the demeanor of a son of heaven.

Li Qinzai looked at him expressionlessly.

Isn't it funny? Where's the laughing?

If that sheren really meticulously recorded the details of the monarch's and ministers' play, he would probably write several pages of "hahahahahaha" here, which was scolded and watered by later historians.

This is probably the most funny monarch in history.

I don't know how long it took for Li Zhi to stop laughing, raised his sleeves to wipe the tears from laughter, and gasped slightly: "I just heard that Li Jingchu in Chang'an has been a bastard for many years, but I have never heard of it, the fifth young man of the Li family is also a wonderful person, I should have known you earlier." ”

Li Qinzai said seriously: "Your Majesty, the minister is no longer a bastard. ”

Li Zhi smiled: "Yes, it's true that it's not a bastard, but when you speak and act, you still have a taste of the past, but it doesn't matter, the big festival is not a loss, the small section is not restricted, and it is also a pillar of the party." ”

"No one is perfect, and I can accept the world's talents, but if they can be used by the country, why not be confined to the profits and losses of the minutiae."

Li Qinzai said dryly: "Your Majesty Shengming." ”

Li Zhi said with a smile: "Divine arm bow, horseshoe, pulley set, you have created such a magical three things in the rest of the month, is it a thick accumulation or a sudden enlightenment?" ”

Lee hesitated for a moment, then decided to tell the truth.

From the meeting to the present, Li Qinzai can see that there is no deviation in the evaluation of Li Zhi in the history books, and he is indeed a benevolent and righteous gentleman with a broad heart.

He has the air of an emperor, has the majesty of the Son of Heaven, but he will not rush anytime and anywhere, most of the time he is a benevolent and tolerant king, and his affinity is a very important personality charm in him.

Li Qinzai was silent for a moment and said, "The minister does not dare to bully the king, Your Majesty forgives the sin." ”

Li Hehe became interested: "I never sinner people because of my words, you can say whatever you want." ”

"The minister originally made the Divine Arm Bow in order to get rid of the crime," Li Qinzai glanced at him and said in a low voice: "At that time, the minister lost the white jade pegasus given by the first emperor, and he was going to migrate to Lingnan, so the minister had to make the Divine Arm Bow as soon as possible, in order to atone for his crimes. ”

Li Zhi laughed and said, "When your grandfather entered the palace to offer the divine arm bow, I understood a little bit. ”

"Later, the minister made the horseshoe, and His Majesty was also present at the time, and it was really just a flash of inspiration at that time, and then said casually, thanks to Your Majesty's blessing, the horseshoe was actually caused, and the minister also did his meager help for the Tang Dynasty."