Chapter 122: This is my knowledge
In winter, it is extremely cold in Guanzhong.
In the afternoon, someone came from the British Mansion in Chang'an, and on the order of Li Tao, he informed Li Qinzai of a message.
Wang Shi marched north to Tiele and won a complete victory. Early this morning, Zheng Rentai, the chief of the Tiele Road march, and Xue Rengui, the deputy head of the march, have led the army back to Chang'an.
The Son of Heaven led hundreds of officials to welcome ten miles away, and built a high platform outside the city to celebrate the triumphant soldiers. The monarch and the ministers returned happily.
Originally, Li Qinzai was just a gentleman, and Li Tao didn't need to inform him of the news.
However, in the battle of the Northern Expedition, Li Qinzai's invention of the divine arm bow made a great contribution, Xue Rengui's three arrows set the Tianshan Mountain, the divine arm bow can be described as dazzling, and the news of Wang Shi's triumph has something to do with Li Qinzai.
Li Tao didn't mention the reward of the Son of Heaven, Li Qinzai guessed that maybe Zheng Rentai and Xue Rengui would be rewarded, but he himself was not necessarily.
Being an official in these years, it doesn't mean that inventing an object to make Long Yan happy, and it is not so easy to seal you as a certain Hou and a certain prince.
Even if Li Zhi really had this idea, he couldn't get over the hurdle of the hundred officials in the court, and those officials in the Yushitai were not decorations, they really dared to scold Li Zhi in person.
Anyway, Li Zhi always flaunts that he is open-minded and not inferior to the first emperor, I scare you, you dare to fight back, what you say is bragging.
Li Qinzai doesn't care whether he is rewarded or not, he will refrain if he is really promoted to an official, of course, it is not polite to give money, money is a good thing, better than an official position.
"I'm afraid that the cub of Xue Ne is becoming more arrogant and lawless......" Li Qinzai muttered.
It was very strange that when he heard the news of Wang Shi's triumph, Li Qinzai immediately thought of Xue Ne.
Dad gave Datang a long face and made a great contribution. More than a thousand years later, when it comes to the battle of the Tang Dynasty's northern expedition to Tiele, perhaps few people know, but when it comes to the "Three Arrows Dingtian Mountain", most of them know that it seems to be done by a person surnamed Xue......
This is a typical "people are not popular".
After getting up early in the morning, Li Qinzai wandered around with nothing to do, and unconsciously came to the remote courtyard where everyone was pulling weeds yesterday.
Today's yard has a new look, there are no weeds in the open space, it looks much more pleasing to the eye, no wonder the agent who sold second-hand houses in the previous life always likes to carry a broom to look at the house everywhere, the difference between cleaning and not cleaning is particularly obvious, fifty percent of the new instantly becomes eighty percent new.
Happily, the gentlemen are reading.
Buckwheat stood in front of her brother with her chest straight, and her little face was very majestic.
Most of them are older than buckwheat, but they are very honest in front of him, standing in front of him one by one and reciting ninety-nine songs, reciting one by one and replacing the next, and if the reciting is not smooth or stuck, roll down and continue to memorize.
Idle is also idle, Li Qinzai crossed his arms around his chest, standing under the eaves and watching this scene with a smile.
It's a familiar scene, as if returning to the classroom of my youth in my previous life.
That year, the green apricots were still small, and the cherries were red.
The teacher's mouth is foaming, the students are whispering, and occasionally a touch of precocious affection meets in mid-air, one blushing, the other scratching his head with a smile.
The stern gaze of the teacher on the podium could not stop the eccentricity in the room.
Like a sharp sword, the spring breeze is constantly chopping.
It's a pity that the makeshift classroom in front of me is a monk class, which is full of male students, and it inevitably lacks some of the charm of "young spring shirts".
Now they are still young, and they can only be regarded as teenagers, not teenagers.
After a few years of maturity, the midnight dream will return to the panic and squatting by the well to wash the underwear, that is called youth.
After half a day, basically all the gentlemen had memorized the ninety-nine songs, although many people stumbled and stumbled, but Qiao'er was soft-hearted and still let them go.
At lunchtime, Li Qinzai finally appeared, and everyone stood up and saluted, calling him sir.
Buckwheat jumped up to meet him and told him that everyone would be able to recite the ninety-nine song.
The gentlemen also showed a reserved and smug expression, and they also felt that they were very good after reciting the ninety-nine songs in one day.
Li Qinzai couldn't help it: "I'm sorry, may I ask, what was your expression just now,...... Is it smug? ”
Everyone was startled, and then their faces darkened, and they knew that Mr. had turned on the taunt skill again.
It doesn't matter if no one squeaks, don't delay Li Qinzai to continue to taunt.
"Ninety-nine songs, originated from the Spring and Autumn Period, are the foundation of all arithmetic, three-year-old children can easily memorize it, the oldest of you are in their teens, where do you come from to be embarrassed and proud?"
Li Qinzai looked around at everyone with caring eyes for the mentally retarded, and sighed: "While you are studying, you should ask a doctor to take the pulse and prescribe a prescription to replenish your brain, it will be too late if you don't treat it." ”
Everyone: "............"
I'm so angry, if I wasn't afraid of being beaten to death by my father, I would have pulled out a knife and chopped him today! He has never been insulted like this since he was a child!
After glancing coldly at everyone, Li Qinzai took Buck's hand and left.
The father and son walked away, and their conversation could still be vaguely heard.
"Let's go, let's eat barbecue today, go to the Wei River to catch fish, and let the cook skewer some mutton for my father......"
"Yes, yes! The barbecue was the best! ”
People are far away, and so are voices.
Everyone looked at each other with a look of frustration.
After coming to Zhuangzi for two or three days, they were beaten to the point that they felt more and more worthless.
After being silent for a long time, Qi Bizhen suddenly shouted: "Someone! Where is the part of my Khammus? ”
Li Sujie looked at him in amazement: "What are you going to do?" ”
Qi Bizhen grinned: "Didn't Mr. just say it?" Let's go and ask the doctor to take the pulse and prescribe the prescription, I heard that there is a doctor in Chang'an City who is very famous......"
Li Sujie sighed and covered his mouth.
"Don't make a fuss, are you serious? Can't you hear that the gentleman is mocking us? Li Sujie said helplessly.
Qi Bizhen was stunned: "What mockery? What's the mockery? ”
Li Sujie sighed, he was so upright behind the door, as long as he didn't point at his nose and scold his mother, he couldn't hear the full malice of others.
It's strange, Mr. Li is also behind the door, why does he speak so viciously, that mouth seems to have been opened by a bull's head and a horse's face, and when he opens his mouth, there is a strange atmosphere of yin and yang.
"I'm done reciting the ninety-nine song, what are we going to do next?" King Li Xian looked at Li Sujie and said.
Li Sujie is also very helpless, this gentleman is too unreliable, yesterday he said that teaching is free, what to teach, how much to teach depends on the mood, everyone thought it was kind words, but I didn't expect it to be really free.
"Let's go to the Wei River to have a look, no matter what, it's always right to follow Mr." Che Bi Zhen Dao.
This guy is honest and honest, and he has a tendon.
Li Sujie looked around at everyone, and saw that everyone had no choice but to agree, so he had to nod his head as well.
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The frost has fallen in winter, and at the winter solstice, the Wei River has frozen, and it will snow in a few days.
The weather was very cold, Li Qinzai led Qiao'er to the river, Li Qinzai was shivering from the cold, and suddenly regretted why he chose to come to the river in this ghost weather, can't he still barbecue in his yard?
Buckwheat is very happy, children are usually not very afraid of the cold, and in order to play, they can ignore all adverse weather and environment.
While buckwheat was left bouncing around the river, Li Qinzai found a few stones, set up a grill, took out the mutton and fish, added charcoal, and spread the hay that ignited the fire......
The grass not far behind him made a rustling sound.
Li Qinzai frowned, and didn't reply with his head: "Since you are here, you will come out generously, sneakily hiding your head and showing your tail, do you want to learn to make holes with rats?" ”
A group of people got up from the grass and walked to Li Qinzai's side.
"What are you doing?" Li Qinzai asked concisely.
Li Sujie said: "Mr. forgive the sin, the disciple has memorized the ninety-nine songs, I don't know how to arrange it today, I came to ask Mr. for advice." ”
Li Qinzai said lightly: "There's nothing to do today, I'll write a few topics in the evening, about Jiujiu Song, I'll give it to you tomorrow, if you make a mistake, you will be deducted points, and the points will be deducted if you reach forty, and you don't have to take the final exam, and you can go back to Chang'an." ”
Li Sujie smiled bitterly: "Yes, according to Mr. Order." ”
Everyone stood in front of them for a long time without moving, and Li Qinzai finally couldn't help but look up: "Are you still waiting for me to leave you for dinner?" ”
Li Sujie hurriedly said, "Don't bother sir, we just had lunch." In the past, I have been in the prosperous place of Chang'an for too long, and today I can enjoy the scenery of green mountains and green waters outside the city, which is also a blessing for the disciples. ”
"Oh, look at the scenery, just look at it, the scenery doesn't charge money." Li Qinzai said as if he remembered something, and said: "By the way, when it comes to 'collecting money', you go back and pay the tuition." ”
"Tuition?"
"It's 'shackles', Confucius taught students to collect meat strips, why can't I charge tuition?" Li Qinzai rolled his eyes and said.
Li Sujie hurriedly said: "Sir, don't worry, the disciple will immediately order someone to pay the tuition." ”
"I am a hermit, not a greedy person, why should fame and fortune be for me? The so-called tuition, just say whatever you want," Li Qinzai counted with his fingers: "Tuition, books, paper, pen and ink, accommodation, food, ......"
After a pause, Li Qinzai pointed around everyone again and said, "There are also mental loss fees for you mentally retarded people who make me angry and anxious, messy fees, make do with it, one hundred per person." ”
The crowd looked angry.
They are not short of money, a hundred times is just a trivial, but Li Qinzai's words are too annoying.
Li Sujie had a good temper, not only was he not angry, but he also said with a smile: "Yes, the disciple immediately ordered someone to send money." ”
Li Qinzai looked at him appreciatively: "You are a good person, so appoint you as the squad leader and be responsible for managing this group of wisdom...... Intellectually unearthly guys. ”
Whoever gives money is not allowed to freeze to death in the wind and snow.
Not far away, buckwheat jumped enough by the river, squeezed into the crowd, and said pitifully: "Dad, I'm hungry." ”
Li Qinzai immediately changed his face and hurriedly said, "Wait a little longer, I'll give you grilled fish to eat." ”
After speaking, Li Qinzai subconsciously took out his pocket, and then ......
"Ahem, which of you brought the fire fold?" Li Qinzai asked the crowd.
Everyone shook their heads, who had nothing to do with that thing.
Li Sujie said: "Sir, wait a minute, the disciple will go back to get the fire fold." ”
After speaking, Li Sujie got up and was about to run away, but was stopped by Li Qinzai.
"Don't bother, a living person can suffocate urine?" Li Qinzai looked around at everyone and suddenly smiled.
"You came to study in Zhuangzi, I know that most of you are unwilling, but you are only forced by the intimidation of your elders, in fact, you yourself are not interested in learning at all, and you don't know what the knowledge you learn from me is for......
The crowd was silent, and it was obvious that Li Qinzai's words had reached the depths of their hearts.
Li Qinzai rubbed his hands and said, "Today, I will let you know what the use of my knowledge is. ”
Saying that, Li Qin ordered Li Sujie to go to the river to find a thicker piece of ice.
It was the winter solstice, and the ice by the river was relatively thick, so it was easy to take the ice, so Li Sujie quickly moved a piece of ice.
Li Qinzai knocked down a small piece, took out the dagger and polished it, and then looked up at the sun in the sky.
A pile of hay rolled into a ball, Li Qinzai held the polished ice cubes, kept adjusting the angle and position, until he was adjusted to the most suitable position and stopped, only to see the sun, ice cubes, and hay connected in a line, and a small white dazzling bright spot fell on the hay.
Everyone was confused, but affected by the solemn atmosphere at the moment, they still held their breath and quietly looked at the dazzling little bright spot.
Half a moment later, everyone was shocked to find that a trace of white smoke slowly came out of the haystack, and the white smoke became thicker and thicker.
"Ah——!h A gentleman screamed in dismay.
What happened? How so?
Everyone looked at the red flames and were speechless in shock.
Stuffing the burning hay to the bottom of the charcoal, Li Qinzai gestured to everyone with the ice cube in his hand, and said with a smile: "This is my knowledge." ”
Li Sujie's face turned red for some reason, his neck was bruised, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Sir, this is not knowledge, this is immortal law!" ”
"That's right! It's the Immortal Law! The crowd echoed in surprise.
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