Lu Xun said: "The brothers are here, and they meet with a smile and hatred." ”

Lu Xun said, huh? That's really what I said.

Now the catastrophe has passed, but in this class, it is impossible for brothers to become brothers, and enmity will not be so easy to settle.

In front of Li Qinzai, whether it is the prince or the prince of the country, the attitude must be humble to the dust when he studies.

The majesty of the teacher, at all times and in all places, must stand as hard and steady as a young man of eighteen years old in the morning.

The lesson Li Qinzai teaches today is two-digit division.

When Li Qinzai listed the formulas, the gentlemen sighed even more, and they looked loveless.

For this group of guys whose IQ is questionable, they can recite ninety-nine songs and solve two-digit multiplication, they already feel that their IQ is against the sky, and they can look at the world's brains.

Unexpectedly, in Li Qinzai's eyes, they are actually brain-dead.

After finally learning the multiplication of two-digit numbers, they were still complacent and thought that they had touched the ceiling of arithmetic, and Mr. Li was about to teach them the science of physics, and the principle of making fire from ice cubes was particularly interesting to them.

Two digits, multiplication, what a complex vertical cross calculation, this has been learned, is there a more difficult knowledge in the world?

With a contemptuous sneer, Lee tells them that this is just the foundation of the basics. If learning is like building a house, you are still in the stage of digging holes, and the foundation has not been dug out.

"Division, is the opposite of multiplication, for example, two times four equals eight, then eight divided by four equals what?" Li Qinzai smiled and was kind and seductive.

"Equal to four!" The youngest Shangguan Kun'er said without thinking.

Li Qinzai glanced at him with a smile, not angry, not angry, this is his son's brother-in-law, a family in the future in theory.

"The answer is wrong, as for why it's wrong, I'm too lazy to say, Kun'er, go back and let your father and mother hurry up and practice the trumpet." Li Qinzai smiled.

Looking around at everyone with majestic eyes, Li Qinzai said solemnly: "Who else knows the correct answer?" ”

Qi Bizhen said loudly: "Equal to zero!" ”

Li Qinzai was shocked: "Come, tell me, how did you come up with this answer?" ”

Qi Bizhen said: "'Except', that is, the meaning of killing, eight people kill four people, of course, they are killed cleanly, and there is no one left." ”

Li Qinzai was stunned for a long time and didn't squeak.

This brain circuit...... I have to say that I admire.

"What about eight divided by eight?" Li Qinzai asked unrelentingly.

Qi Bizhen scratched her head: "It's a bit of a struggle, and there will be one left in the end?" ”

Li Qinzai's body was shocked, this kind of thinking actually made him get the right answer......

The students who had the courage to answer the questions deserve praise, and although the answers are still up for debate, the spirit is very commendable.

Li Qinzai blurted out and praised: "Good boy, get out of the circle for me, and run five laps around Zhuangzi." ”

Qi Bizhen said briskly: "Okay, it's easy to run laps, it's much easier than learning knowledge, sir, you are optimistic." ”

After saying that, Qi Bizhen swooped out, and his back was very cheerful, like a mentally disturbed deer who had eaten a poisonous mushroom by mistake.

Li Qinzai suddenly regretted a little, he should have scolded him for being a bloody dog just now and then punished him for running in circles, otherwise with this elated appearance, I'm afraid I don't think that running a circle is rewarding him, right?

Don't be in a hurry, make up for it when you come back after running.

"You ...... It should be seen that running laps is not a reward for him, right? Li Qinzai looked at the people in the classroom worriedly.

"I can see it." Everyone nodded in unison, very well-behaved.

Li Qinzai breathed a sigh of relief, and almost reduced the IQ of this group of gentlemen by another ten.

"Eight divided by four, who knows the correct answer?"

Li Sujie stood up and said tentatively: "Sir, it should be equal to two...... Right? ”

Li Qinzai was relieved, Li Sujie, the IQ ceiling of this class, relied on him to raise the average IQ of the whole class.

"The division of single digits is very simple, Jiujiu Song will memorize it, reverse the answer of Jiujiu Song, divide the product by any factor, and the answer must be another factor......"

Li Sujie said hesitantly: "Sir, what is 'product' and what is 'factor'?" The disciple doesn't understand, so he asks the gentleman for advice. ”

Li Qinzai had to patiently explain the product and factor.

At the end of a class, Li Qinzai was so tired that his back was sweating.

Teaching this group of guys whose basic knowledge is about equal to zero, is not an ordinary tiredness, and it takes five days of sun to make up for it.

Thinking of teaching them physics and even chemistry from the foundation of Jiujiu Song to the high school level, Li Qinzai suddenly felt that life was not interesting.

Let's set the class on fire with ice cubes, hurry up, I'm tired......

…………

In the middle of winter, there is a scattered light snow falling from the sky.

The farmers in Zhuangzi have been going out more frequently recently, and each household is dragging their families to take an ox cart to the county seat, and when they come back, they happily buy all kinds of goods.

There is coarse cloth, there is turbid wine, and the slightly wealthier ones in the family also go to the Taoist temple to make incense, endure the distress and discharge a few pennies to make merit.

Naturally, the money could not be given in vain, so he knelt in front of the statue of Lao Jun and made a lot of wishes. From getting rich overnight to living forever. Anyway, Lao Jun has to do something for me after receiving the money, otherwise it will be a fraud.

After making a wish, he left happily, as if he had reached a bilateral agreement with Lao Jun for win-win cooperation, and a few pennies were given, and their bunch of wishes, Lao Jun's grandfather accepted all the orders.

That is, bullying Lao Jun is like he can't open his mouth, he can't bargain, and he can't pump them.

Looking at the farmers with a more and more joyful atmosphere, Li Qinzai suddenly found that it seemed that the New Year was coming.

Since the autumn harvest, I have been in Ganjingzhuang for a few months unknowingly.

Li Qinzai has gradually become accustomed to living in Ganjingzhuang, and he even has an illusion that he feels as if he belongs to this Zhuangzi and should be here from birth to death.

The British Mansion in Chang'an City is too big.

It was snowing today, not much, and the sky was covered with a thin layer.

Li Qinzai walked on the muddy and soft snow, carrying fishing rods, iron picks and buckets in his hands.

Winter fish is actually very easy to catch, and the last time he failed to fish by the river, Li Qinzai has always been haunted.

He always felt that it was not his own technology that was bad, but that there was something wrong with the tools.

This time, the tools are a lot complete, from fishing hooks to fishing lines, as well as bait, all of which are high-end goods, and they were specially asked to buy them from the fishing tackle shop in Chang'an City, and they cost a lot of money.

At this time, Cui Jie should be called over, let her squat by her side honestly, and witness with her own eyes how superb the fishing skills of the five young men of the Li family are.

The riverside is as quiet as ever, in the howling cold wind, snowflakes are falling, the world is vast, and the world is independent.

Walking to the Wei River, Li Qinzai was shocked to find that there was a person standing by the river.

Dressed in an ill-fitting robe, her small body shrouded in a wide coat and a hat on her head, she stood on the frozen bank of the river, staring at the river in a daze.

Beside her was a delicate snack box, which was wrapped in a thick layer of mattresses, revealing only a layer of lacquer on the outside.

Li Qinzai approached curiously and found that she was Cui Jie.

Hearing the footsteps behind her, Cui Jie turned around, and the moment she turned around, her stunned expression instantly turned into full joy.

"You're here?" Cui Jie smiled lightly.

Li Qinzai pointed to the sky, and then pointed to the snow on the shore, and said in surprise: "Standing here blowing the wind on a snowy day, are you crazy?" ”

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