Friends come from afar,...... Let's file a lawsuit first.

The heavens will descend on the people, and they must first work their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skin, and sue them for their troubles.

"Jade is not cut into a weapon" means that the child should be beaten and has to be beaten, and it is best for the heavenly family not to be vulgar, and if you get this ghost result, you are embarrassed to celebrate the New Year?

Li Zhi's face turned pale.

There are palace studies in the Taiji Palace, and there are masters in the palace schools, all of whom are great Confucians, but what is taught is Confucianism and Taoism, that is, liberal arts.

Liberal arts are very subjective, reading the scriptures, reasoning, and roughly not bad is considered to be passing.

Unlike arithmetic questions, if the answer is five, it can never be four, right is right, wrong is wrong, and there is no cleverness at all.

"Jing Chu rest assured, after I return to the palace, I will severely discipline the two rebels." Li Zhi said solemnly.

Now it is no longer the monarchs and ministers sitting in the hall, but the teachers and parents.

Li Qinzai smiled and said: "The minister is an indifferent person, and he used to be reluctant to be this teacher, but since he has responded to His Majesty's order, the disciple has worshiped under the door, and the minister has to take it seriously." ”

Li Zhi nodded: "Jing Chu's ability, if it can't be passed on to the world, it's a pity, my original intention, I hope Jing Chu understands." ”

"The ministers don't dare to be, it's just that most of these disciples are mediocre in arithmetic, and if they want to become successful, they not only need perennial education, but also need the cooperation of their parents......

Li Zhiqi said: "How to cooperate? ”

Li Qinzai said loudly: "Beat! Your Majesty, beat them up! If you don't obey, you will be beaten, and if you don't get good grades, you will be beaten. ”

Li Zhi was stunned, and after a while, he said in a low voice: "You are the same for Buckeye?" ”

"This ...... No, Your Majesty, Buckwheat is born to a minister, how can you be willing to beat it? ”

Li Zhi took a deep breath, what the hell, are my two princes born to the old king next door?

This double-standard face is really ......

Pointing at Li Qinzai, Li Zhi suddenly laughed: "You, you, Jing Chu, what I appreciate is your spirit, and the words 'ordinary people' are written on your face uprightly, not concealed at all, and it is very real." ”

Li Qinzai laughed and smacked his lips, always feeling that he was not praising him.

After laughing, Li Zhi's face turned grim and said, "Jing Chu rest assured, the two princes will definitely discipline them strictly." ”

Sighing softly, Li Zhi said: "The palace study of the heavenly family, the great Confucians are taught according to the book, but after all, it is not a place to become a talent, and I am also from the palace, and I know its disadvantages well." ”

"I sent Sujie and Xian'er to you to study, firstly, for learning, and secondly...... I also want to see if you can teach different students under your discipline, and if you can change the atmosphere of the Heavenly Family. ”

"Jing Chu, I'm looking forward to it."

Li Qinzai grinned and said, "The minister will do his best." ”

The monarch and the minister were silent for a long time, and Li Zhi suddenly asked without giving up: "How are Buck'er's results?" ”

Li Qinzai was prepared and took out Buck'er's report card from his arms.

The number "96" is written on it with a brush.

Li Zhi learned Arabic numerals when he stayed in Ganjingzhuang last time, and named them Datang numerals with righteousness and solemnity, so he naturally recognized them.

Seeing that Buckwheat had a score of 96 points, and then looking at the results of his two dogs, the comparison between the two sides, he looked up to the sky and sighed, and was disheartened.

Li Qinzai's face did not change, but he sneered in his heart.

What about the Son of Heaven? Changing the role of an old father, he still sinks in the sand in front of the report card, and he is reincarnated well, which has something to do with the posture of men and women, but has nothing to do with IQ.

"Your Majesty, Buck's Er is just taking the test casually, his learning progress has already surpassed that of other disciples, and the questions given to him by the minister will be understood by the other disciples after about a year......

Li Qinzai's face was calm, but the Versailles light in his eyes looked still hateful.

Li Zhi sighed weakly: "Okay, okay, shut up, I don't want to talk about this today." ”

Li Zhi waved his hand and said, "I came here today to do it for you...... Well, artillery battles? The day before yesterday, I received a report from Sujie Kuai, saying that its sound was like thunder, and Wei Ke cracked stones, is this thing really so magical? ”

Li Qinzai thought about it, first confessed to Li Zhi, and then withdrew from the front hall and returned to the study to take out some artillery battles that had been done overnight.

This batch of newly made artillery battles was agreed to by Buck Er for a long time, Li Qinzai didn't expect Li Zhi to suddenly come in person, so he had to take it out for Li Zhi to play.

In the open space outside the gate of the Li family's courtyard, more than a dozen guards protected Li Zhi and watched Li Qinzai firing artillery not far away.

Although there were words in advance, the guards were still very nervous, for fear that the Son of Heaven would be injured in the slightest.

Li Zhi impatiently pulled away the janissaries in front of him who were blocking his view, and watched Li Qinzai's movements curiously.

Point the lead, turn around, run wildly, and the action is smooth and smooth in one go, which is particularly handsome.

There was a loud bang, Rao is Li Zhi and the guards had already been mentally prepared, but they were still so frightened that their faces turned pale.

Li Zhi was so shocked that his ears buzzed, and he said, "This, this...... It's like a thunderbolt in the sky, why does a small object make such an astonishing loud noise? ”

Li Qinzai walked up to Li Zhi and said with a smile: "Because there is gunpowder in it." ”

"What is gunpowder?"

Li Qinzai wanted to speak and stopped, Li Zhi understood, waved his hand and scattered all the surrounding guards.

Li Qinzai said in a low voice: "Gunpowder is a combination of several things, if the ratio is appropriate, it can open mountains and crack stones, if the amount of medicine is large to a certain extent, it is not an exaggeration to say that it can destroy the world." ”

Li Zhi was taken aback: "Unexpectedly...... How powerful is it? How did you find out? ”

"The minister's hand is good."

Li Zhi looked at him deeply for a long time, and smiled: "I won't ask, Jing Chu's ability has always been amazing, and I am afraid that I can't find the real reason when I get to the bottom of it." ”

Raising his hand, Li Zhi said, "Go and see the power of that cannon." ”

On the muddy ground where the artillery was fired, the explosion had left a small crater, and green smoke was still emitting from the pit.

Li Zhi squatted down, stared at the pit, and even reached out to measure the diameter of the pit.

"At the beginning of the scene, I saw that this artillery battle was no more than the size of a knuckle, and after it was exploded, it could leave a lot of pits in place, if you make a bigger artillery battle and increase the amount of medicine, then ......"

Li Qinzai said in a low voice: "It can be used for the siege of the king or the battle of the plains, and it can be decided in an instant." ”

Li Zhi's eyelids jumped suddenly: "Is it really that powerful?" ”

"If Your Majesty is not in a hurry, you might as well stay in the cold house for a while, and the minister will make a big artillery battle for Your Majesty."

Li Zhi smiled happily: "I'm not in a hurry, this thing is magical, I admire it, even if it stays in your Zhuangzi for the New Year, it doesn't matter, it's much more important than the New Year." ”

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Doing a cannon battle is nothing more than changing to a larger container and stuffing more gunpowder into it.

The environment is sealed, the dosage is sufficient, and where you don't accept the explosion.

The best container is a tin can, but with today's primitive industrial conditions, it is difficult to make a standard tin sheet without a stamping lathe.

But it doesn't matter, there are other containers that can be replaced.

For example, bamboo.

A hole is drilled in the middle of the bamboo, like a cannonball, the bottom is sealed with yellow mud, and a lead is pulled on the top, and the gunpowder can be stuffed as much as it wants.

Two hours later, a super cannon battle was born.

Li Zhi looked at it with a curious expression, bent his fingers and knocked on the bamboo joint, and said, "If this thing explodes, how big of a pit can it be?" ”

Li Zhi is obviously not stupid, he doesn't care how loud it can be, what he cares about is its destructive power.

Li Qinzai smiled bitterly: "To be honest, the minister doesn't know, such a big artillery battle, the minister has never done it, and it is difficult to predict its power, so once it is ignited, we still run as far as possible......"

Li Zhi nodded: "It makes sense, this thing ...... I was a little scared when I looked at it. ”

The lead was deliberately pulled very long, almost a meter or two apart.

The son of a daughter can't sit down. Of course, Li Qinzai will not go to order it in person, this is not an ordinary small artillery battle, but a grenade, such a dangerous thing, of course, must be left to the Praetorian Guards to do.

I found a remote and open place in Zhuangzi, and stood the cannon firmly in the open space, and everyone was far away, almost dozens of zhang away.

The Praetorian Guard generals were still not at ease, and ordered people to erect a few shields in front of Li Zhi and Li Qinzai.

A stupid and bold guard came out in response, and under Li Qinzai's repeated instructions, the guard held incense in his hand and approached the lead tremblingly.

Squatting, igniting, turning and running, riding like a rabbit with an arrow in the ass.

After running ten feet, the guard slammed to the ground.

At the same time, there was a loud bang, and everyone even felt the ground trembling slightly under their feet.

A huge mushroom cloud rose from the ground, raining down dust and snow in a cloud of dust and snow that shrouded the vicinity.

Everyone stood in place in a daze, no one spoke for a long time, no one moved, and they were stunned to see the scene still full of dust and smoke dozens of feet away.

Li Qinzai was also stunned, he didn't expect the cannon he had created to be so powerful.

If this is used in a siege battle, a cannon battle is thrown on the tower, and the enemy army will not be destroyed? The Tang Dynasty King easily eats chicken.

Li Zhi finally came back to his senses and shook off the dust that fell on his head, but he didn't mind at all, but laughed and said, "Quick, go and see what happens to that open space!" ”

As the two approached, Li Zhi looked at it intently and couldn't help but gasp.

The clearing was filled with smoke, but the big crater that had been blown out was impressive.

The originally flat open space was blown out of a large pit with a diameter of about one zhang square, and the surrounding grass and trees were also blown into debris, and in the soil of the big pit, there was still gunpowder smoke slowly rising from the cracks.

Li Qinzai's face was a little ugly: "Your Majesty, the minister will adjust the dosage again, this ...... It's a bit of a slam. ”

Li Zhi was short of breath, his eyes lit up, and he suddenly grabbed his sleeve and said excitedly: "No, it's not fierce at all!" At the beginning of the world, if you create an artillery battle that is several times larger than it, then ......"

Li Qinzai imagined it in his mind, and was suddenly startled by that picture.

If this is several times larger, if it is used in war, a cannon battle is equivalent to an aerial bomb, right?

I felt like I had opened Pandora's box and released the devil inside.

The devil has ascended to the body of the Son of Heaven of the Tang Dynasty.

Li Zhi was so excited that he danced with his hands, spoke incoherently, and unconsciously gestured with his hands that he couldn't understand, and kept saying: "Make a big one, a bigger one, after the spring of the next year, I will personally conquer Goguryeo!" ”

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