Licking the dog to the end, it doesn't have to be nothing, maybe there is everything.

Li Qinzai and King Teng are both here to lick people tonight, and the objects of licking are different, and the purpose is different.

entered the heavily guarded backyard, and the eunuch in the courtyard entered the house and led the two in.

Li Zhi and Empress Wu were chatting about business in the house, and today's cement and those admonitions of Li Qinzai inspired Li Zhi and Empress Wu a lot, and the husband and wife were discussing the feasibility.

Many seemingly impossible decrees, as long as the Son of Heaven is determined to implement them and elevate them to the level of national policy, and if they are implemented for many years, they will eventually bear fruit.

Qin Shi Huang built the Qin Road from Xianyang to Jiuyuan County, which is still quietly spread out in Guanzhong, what the First Emperor can do, why can't the Tang Dynasty Emperor?

What's more, with cement, it can get twice the result with half the effort, if the roads of the states and counties in Datang can be connected, the benefits are huge, and the monarch and ministers are unimaginable.

The husband and wife were discussing, and listening to the eunuch Li Qinzai and King Teng asking to meet, Li Zhi frowned.

It's normal for Li Qinzai to ask to see him, but what is King Teng doing here?

This imperial uncle didn't go to Hongzhou to become a vassal, he has been traveling everywhere, and he still stayed in Chang'an, which made Li Zhi very disgusted.

Holding back the displeasure in his heart, Li Zhi still summoned Li Qinzai and King Teng.

The two quickly entered the house, and after the monarch and ministers saw the salute, Li Zhi ignored King Teng, and said to Li Qinzai with a smile: "Jing Chu still has unfinished words? ”

Li Qinzai coughed and said: "The minister has no such intention, these days of leisure and boredom, the minister tried to improve the formula of the anti-aging cream, after the minister's adjustment, the anti-aging cream can be more whitening, moisturize the skin, long-term use can reach Tianshan Tong ...... Well, the effect of rejuvenation. ”

Li Zhi looked at him in amazement.

Empress Wu's eyes were bent, and she covered her mouth and giggled.

"Jing Chu bothered, but is it dedicated to the palace?" Empress Wu said with a smile.

Li Qinzai hurriedly offered the anti-beauty cream with both hands, and even showed a rare look of greeting at first sight.

"If the queen uses the rejuvenating cream carefully prepared by the ministers, she will definitely be as beautiful as a girl, and her skin will be as immature as a baby, which can be compared to the Qin Emperor's elixir of immortality, and her youth will be restored like Nanshan pine, and her face will not be reduced like a bright moon, so that Your Majesty will be fascinated by the queen, and her soul will haunt her dreams, and the king will not go ......to court from now on."

A string of sycophants came out of his mouth like a cannon, King Teng was stunned, Empress Wu giggled happily, but Li Zhi's cheeks twitched a few times.

Nima, you can offer the face ointment, what does it mean to take me out as a supporting role?

Moreover, what kind of tiger and wolf words are used in this, especially the last sentence "From now on, the king will not go to court", it sounds like a strong faint monarch, but the queen patted the queen's ass but stepped on the son of heaven fiercely, is this special human language?

King Teng on the side listened to Li Qinzai's string of sycophants, and couldn't help but turn blue, wanting to vomit but not daring to vomit, and looking at Li Qinzai's eyes was full of disdain.

The fortunate minister, the flattering face is particularly disgusting, phew!

Among the people present, Empress Wu was the happiest, whether the improved anti-beauty cream was exaggerated or not, she didn't care, but Li Qinzai's string of sycophants really hit her itch, which made her heart flutter.

Li Zhi took a deep breath and looked at King Teng.

"What is Uncle Teng doing?"

King Teng was excited, and immediately bowed down and said: "The minister heard that the holy monarch was broad-minded, and he could tolerate Haichuan, and the first emperor Taizong won the heart of the world from this, and subdued the four seas, and the virtue was born by the common people, and all the nations came to the dynasty, and the internal and external praises were admired, so there was the lord of the foreign kingdom Qi Shangzun, and it was called 'Tian Khan' and ......."

"My emperor has been on the throne for more than ten years, and his mind is broad, not inferior to the first emperor Taizong, inheriting the legacy of Zhenguan, and opening the prosperity of the new dynasty.

Li Zhi's eyes were dull when he heard this, and Empress Wu also stared at King Teng in surprise.

This thing's sycophant is not inferior to Li Qinzai, what do you want to do?

Li Qinzai's face was also pale at this time, and he wanted to vomit but did not dare to vomit.

It's so shameless, such a fleshy sycophant, how can he be embarrassed to say it?

Li Zhi sighed and said, "Uncle Teng, what do you want to do?" ”

King Teng blinked vigorously, desperately squeezing out two tears.

"The minister was rebellious and immoral, stupid and ignorant, and made a big mistake, and now the minister has changed his past, thinking about all the unbearable things back then, and he is even more heartbroken, and regrets not being at the beginning."

"Your Majesty, the minister is middle-aged, but he is running around all day long, not being degraded...... It's to be degraded, minister...... It's really hard to deprecate! ”

"I only ask Your Majesty to be gracious, Rong Chen will live in Chang'an for the rest of his life, the minister will not make mistakes again, only ask for the fallen leaves to return to the roots, this life, Your Majesty's mind is not inferior to the first emperor, this small request of the minister, please also ask Your Majesty to fulfill it."

The people in the room suddenly suddenly paved the way for a long time to be broad-minded, but it turned out that it was for this.

Li Zhi frowned: "Uncle Teng, the court has the law of the court, the vassal king must be a vassal domain, and I can't show favoritism, otherwise if the courtiers participate in the impeachment, how can I obey the world, how can I hide my mouth?" ”

King Teng's old face fell, and he said pitifully: "Your Majesty, Chang'an is the place where the minister was born, and the minister only wants to live in Chang'an. ”

Li Zhi rubbed his temples with a headache and sighed: "Uncle Teng, if I am not unreasonable, it is really difficult to violate the law, although I am the Son of Heaven, it is impossible to do what I want." ”

His face became cold, and Li Zhi said indifferently: "After staying in Chang'an to rest for a few days, Uncle Teng Wang should go to Hongzhou, don't embarrass me, if the government and the opposition have discussions, I will ask for guilt." ”

King Teng sat down distractedly, endured disappointment and saluted: "Yes, the minister obeys the order." ”

Li Qinzai glanced at the depressed King Teng and wanted to say something, but he still kept his mouth shut.

The housework of the heavenly family, he only dared to intervene when he was tired of life, what happened to those pampered and arrogant courtiers throughout the ages, Li Qinzai remembered it.

Li Zhi saw that King Teng looked desperate as if he had lost his soul, and his heart suddenly felt a little unbearable.

Don't wait to see it, Li Zhi's character is still very kind after all.

Sighing, Li Zhi beckoned and said, "Uncle Teng, accompany me to the courtyard." ”

King Teng got up and stepped aside, and when Li Zhi walked out of the door, he respectfully followed.

There were only Li Qinjae and Empress Wu left in the house.

Empress Wu glanced at him and said with a faint smile: "Let's say, Jing Chu is welcoming again today, and he is offering a face ointment, what is his intention?" It's not like you're the usual person. ”

Li Qinzai said with a smile: "The minister is purely out of a loyal heart, and he just wants to dedicate the good things in the world to the Son of Heaven and the Queen, and has no other intentions." ”

Empress Wu snorted and said, "If you really don't mean anything else?" Then you can retire, the palace is going to rest. ”

Li Qinzai hurriedly said: "The minister violated the queen's will when he merged the state, and today he specially asked the queen for the crime. ”

Empress Wu's eyes narrowed, and her tone became a little indifferent: "Your Majesty and Mrs. Han's affairs, presumably Jing Chu knows?" ”

Li Qinzai's eyelids jumped, and he hung his head and didn't dare to speak.

Empress Wu sneered: "You help Your Majesty pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, but you ignore the meaning of the palace, you are really a good courtier of Your Majesty." ”

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