Chapter Seventy-Two: Ah, I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk
"Hmm...... Where are you helping me go~"
"Go rest...... Slow down~"
"Hmm~"
"Want to throw up?!"
"No...... My heart is beating so badly~"
"Heh~ It's not because of the two of us, right?"
"Hmm~"
Having all VIP rooms is nothing new. It's also strange that Han Cuo doesn't stick to the wine, especially the beer is bitter, the white wine is spicy, and the red wine is sour.
However, as soon as I drink foreign wine, I always feel right, and it is the smell. I can't help but drink a few more glasses, but in fact, I can't stand it, and then the two beautiful princesses who have not been very "careful" of him began to drink very enthusiastically.
Han Cuo drank too much before he reacted, and people have skills in pouring wine.
You don't even realize it. But maybe it's also to blame Han Cuo for being stingy, because he saw that they didn't drink less. He was sure that in front of the Grand Magus, their magic of sprinkling wine and skimming wine was invisible.
Then you can't drink two girls as a man, so don't say anything else, right?
So I don't know when it will be dispersed, but I feel that Guan Chongming smiled evilly and asked the two princesses to leave the drunk Han screenwriter in the VIP room of the club to rest tonight, and then serve well, the focus is to serve well.
Then those people dispersed, and they didn't know where to go with the princess in their arms, but Han Cuo was helped into the room by the two of them.
I didn't even look at how long I could walk in the room before I was thrown on the bed.
Han Cuo covered his heart, blushing and heartbeating.
The face is not generally red, but red.
The heart is not an ordinary beat, a giant beat.
As a result, when he was lying on the bed with his eyes closed, muttering something, his head shaking from side to side.
Suddenly open your eyes and look fixedly, even if your eyes are misty with too much drinking.
He watched, two slender hands, one unbuttoning his shirt on his chest, and the other unbuttoning his trouser belt.
"What are you doing?"
The two were stunned, and Chen Yin smiled: "You are drunk, we will help you undress and sleep more comfortably." ”
Xiaolu also nodded: "Yes, it's more comfortable to sleep without clothes, it's very comfortable~"
As a result, Han Cuo pressed their hands with both hands and didn't let them move.
"I drank too much, but I didn't get drunk."
The two of them laughed and shook his hand away: "Yes, yes, you are not drunk." ”
There are too many men who say this kind of thing, or every single one of them. As long as you drink too much, you will say that you are not drunk.
But Han Cuo struggled to turn over and avoid the two, to say that the two of them are also powerful. In just a few seconds, Han Cuo had to button his chest and carry his pants.
Because it has been unraveled.
"I'm serious."
Han Cuo leaned against the window leisurely: "I drank too much, but I wasn't drunk~Hmm~"
As a result, I don't know how to open the windows, and I guess I usually open the windows more often to let the air circulate.
A cold wind blew into Han Cuo's sweating head, and Han Cuo was a little dizzy when it was so excited. Then I couldn't help but feel sick to my stomach, and I was about to vomit.
"Over here!!"
Xiaolu's face changed and he dragged him, Han Cuo staggered forward, but he tripped because his trouser belt was loose, and he almost threw up.
Chen Yin hurriedly helped him to the bathroom, and then threw up when he lay on the toilet.
Chen Yin was old, and although her brows were furrowed, she patted him on the back. Xiaolu stood at the door and covered her nose in disgust and said to Chen Yin: "It's a husky!" Can you and I serve drunkards today? I guess I've already done my business when I entered the room. ”
Chen Yinbai glanced at her: "How long have you been doing it?" Or is it today? ”
Xiaolu sneered: "Is it okay to be at the peak of your debut?" ”
Chen Yin didn't wait to speak, Han Cuo, who vomited uncomfortably, still knew how to flush the toilet out of the filth, leaning there and panting, unable to open his eyes: "It's smelly, right?" ”
Weakly waved his hand: "You ...... Let's go. I don't need you to take care of ......."
Chen Yin wanted to drag him but didn't move, Han Cuo thought she was going to continue to take off her clothes: "I'm really, not drunk!" ”
Han Cuo's eyes were red, obviously he had drunk too much, but he frowned and looked at Chen Yin and didn't let her do it: "I'm not drunk......"
Xiaolu sneered: "Men say so at this time." ”
Holding the phone and snickering: "I should record it for you......"
Winked at Chen Yin: "It's just for Sister Min tomorrow." ”
Chen Yin glared at him: "You are careful that you will be photographed by others in the future." ”
Xiaolu took the mobile phone and jumped the camera function: "Huh." It's not that I haven't filmed, and I'm not a star. Anyway, just add money. ”
Han Cuo ignored it, just waved his hand: "Really." My parents divorced early, and I grew up living in my grandmother's house. My second uncle...... It's my brother and dad. If you drink too much, you will go crazy, and I will see it with my own eyes, and I will ...... at that time I just thought. There's no need to touch alcohol in the future. If you touch it, don't get drunk even if you drink too much. ”
Chen Yin and Xiaolu glanced at each other, slowly put away their teasing and mocking smiles, and watched quietly.
Han Cuo leaned there and closed his eyes: "I did it." It's true...... Later in college, drinking...... Up to three bottles...... The heart is pounding...... I can hear my heart beating when I lie there...... I know I'm uncomfortable...... But I'm not drunk...... I definitely don't want to disgrace myself to that extent...... I want to save face......"
Chen Yin looked at Xiaolu and was disgusted: "Still shooting?!" Come and help him to bed! ”
Xiaolu stuck out her tongue, put her mobile phone in her pocket and worked hard with Chen Yin to help Han Cuo up, Han Cuo still muttered something, but this time the two put him on the bed and didn't move his hands and feet, but Chen Yin wiped his face with a hot towel. Xiaolu closed the window.
The two sat next to Han Cuo on the left and right, Xiaolu leaned over, didn't care about the smell of wine in his mouth, and asked softly: "Screenwriter Han." Are you in a difficult situation? ”
"Yes......"
Han Cuo closed his eyes and muttered, "Shame on you." Guy can't find a girlfriend...... It's embarrassing to the extreme, it's good to blacken yourself, but it can alleviate ......"
Chen Yin also leaned to the side and asked, "Then you go to the big sword." It's not expensive, right? ”
Han Cuo was short of breath and covered his heart with his hand: "Jump...... Out of breath~"
Chen Yin put her hand on his chest and helped him rub it gently.
Han got better, and Xiaolu asked again: "You don't have a girlfriend or a wife." The two of us broke it for you, do you really want to leave it until 40? ”
After speaking, he had to touch his hand down again: "Are you not good?" ”
"Don't ......"
Han Cuo's eyes couldn't be opened, and his hand pressed her hand: "I am in college and have a girlfriend...... Actually, it probably doesn't count...... I'm too pure...... I don't hold hands for months...... Later she and I broke up...... The next day with her high school classmates...... I opened the room and went to ...... Since then...... I don't want to look for it...... I don't want to see a real woman...... Chasing the stars...... Like female celebrities...... Although there are no good people...... But glamorous...... Far away...... Distance produces beauty ......"
The two looked at each other, and Xiaolu's hand was slowly taken away.
Chen Yin wiped his sweat and sighed lightly: "It's the same end of the world~"
Xiaolu looked at him intently, and suddenly sneered: "I want to say that he is really pitiful, but I am not much better than him." Or even at least people live quite purely. ”
looked at Chen Yin: "University? He's almost forty, and that was 20 years ago? Was it so open then? Breaking up and opening a room with a man the next day? ”
Chen Yin frowned: "When didn't you?" In the past, the network was not developed, and this kind of thing was just relatively hidden and easy to be discovered. ”
Xiaolu looked at Han Cuo and suddenly spoke: "I'll help you untie the knot, in fact, this matter is interesting." ”
"No...... No need to ......"
Han Cuo muttered, "I can ...... Solve ...... by yourself"
"Poof~"
"Hahaha!!"
Both of them laughed, Chen Yin was still reserved, Xiaolu smiled and leaned back, leaned over and kissed him on the cheek: "You are so cute......"
Sticking to Han Cuo: "I'll tell you, it feels different, you know?" ”
Biting his earlobe, he was dodged by Han Cuo: "You'll know if you try it." ”
Han Cuo avoided frowning and turned his back to Xiaolu, but instead stuck to Chen Yin's arms, who was not so active.
Grunted: "Fly. Machine. The cup heats ......"
"What did she say?"
Xiaolu didn't hear clearly and asked Chen Yin. Chen Yin couldn't help but smile: "He said fly. Machine. The cup can be heated. ”
Xiaolu was stunned for a moment, and slapped Han Cuo's ass hard: "Damn!" You're an LSP too! ”
He shook his body and ignored her, but buried his head in Chen Yin's chest tighter. Xiaolu then remembered that the mobile phone in her pocket was still recording, but it was estimated that it was only an audio recording and could not be recorded. At the moment, I took it out again, and I felt that this was also a joke, strange and superb.
Although it is the best with a story.
"And what are you afraid of?"
Xiaolu leaned over: "Isn't that all there is?" You can't get out after 20 years? ”
"Walked out."
Han Cuo muttered: "Occasionally I want to go...... Broken ...... But I'm afraid that something will happen...... Immortal Jumping ...... I want to save face......"
Chen Yin gently rubbed his hair, there must be many guests at her level, and there is no shortage of high-status bosses or the like.
"Heh~"
Xiaolu looked at Chen Yin: "Is this reason so down-to-earth?" ”
Chen Yin spoke: "If you want to say that you are bold, you all say that women are timid, but in this kind of thing, men are sometimes really not as bold as women, and they are afraid of this and that." ”
Xiaolu pouted: "I thought it was amazing, isn't it like this?" ”
"It's not~"
Han Cuo was still muttering to argue, maybe he felt a little stuffy, his face was pulled out of Chen Yin's chest, and after a few breaths, Han Cuo spoke: "I just feel that it hasn't broken for so long, and it's not bad for a few years." I always think that maybe when I reach 40, I can suddenly trigger a system lottery and go to the pinnacle of life! Or auspicious clouds from the sky say that I am a rare boy in a hundred years, and I can sit on the ground and soar, then it is really ......"
"Heh~"
"Haha!"
Xiaolu laughed and fell: "Wow...... Isn't it true that he is a screenwriter, and the system is still soaring when he writes novels?! Ha ha! ”
Pulling Han Cuo's nose: "Why are you so cute?" ”
Facing Chen Yin: "I'm really a little interested in him!" ”
Chen Yin also smiled, sighed and got up to cover him with a quilt: "Forget it." It always feels like a sin to take down such a person. ”
Xiaolu also sighed: "I feel that they are dirty when many men press me, but I only face him...... I felt like I didn't deserve it. ”
Chen Yin teased: "Do you still need to talk about it?" It doesn't get much cleaner than him. Have to wait until 40?! ”(o(╥﹏╥)o)
"Crowdfunding~"
Suddenly, Han Cuo was still muttering, and Xiaolu leaned over: "What crowdfunding?" ”
Han Cuo was vague: "40 is not broken, and the book friend gave me a crowdfunding sword." ”
Xiaolu blinked and looked at Chen Yin: "What do you mean?" ”
Chen Yin thought for a while and said, "Book friend...... He writes books, right? Web article? ”
Xiaolu suddenly said: "Say he's a screenwriter, he used to write online articles?" ”
Then he got up: "Forget it, let's go." ”
"Wait!"
Chen Yin frowned: "Forgot what Sister Min asked us to do?" ”
Xiaolu patted her head and continued shooting.
Chen Yin leaned over and asked softly, rubbing his heart: "Screenwriter Han." If the general manager's plan is promoted, do you have the bottom in your heart? ”
Han Cuo opened his eyes and looked at Chen Yin: "Why are you asking this?" ”
Chen Yin was stunned for a moment, Han Cuo's eyes were misty, but his expression was thoughtful: "Mr. Guan asked you to ask?" ”
"It's not~"
Xiaolu pouted: "Sister Min asked me." Her heart hung on Mr. Guan, and the junior became a lady of substitution. It's really ......."
"Hey!"
Chen Yin glared at him, and then looked at Han Cuo and carefully identified: "You...... Really not drunk? ”
Han Cuo closed his eyes and turned his back again: "You women, just worry about this." In fact, the pressure is all on the man, and the man knows what he does. Put your heart in your belly......"
Suddenly looking back at the two of them, Han Cuo spoke: "Sometimes I envy you, being beautiful is capital, and beauty is not a person, but a resource." Men will compete for possession if they have the ability or not. ”
Leaning to the side and turning over to find water, but didn't find it, Xiaolu took a bottle and opened it and handed it over.
Han Cuo took a sip and seemed to be more sober: "You two are so beautiful, you should have made a lot of money." Get out of here while you're young and go to a place where no one knows. When you meet an honest person who takes over and gets married, you get married and have children to live a good life, and use the money you save to make a small business, even if it is a micro-business e-commerce. ”
"Hah!"
The two glanced at each other, and Xiaolu smiled and filmed: "Are you still worried about us?!" ”
Han Cuo waved his hand: "Who am I qualified to worry about?" ”
Struggling to get up: "I don't have any contact with my relatives and friends, and I don't even pay attention to my calls." I know that anyone who leaves me can do well, and I don't have to...... I just need to figure it out. ”
Chen Yin was pretty sure that he was not drunk, at least not to the point of drunkenness.
But talking too much is also the inevitable standard for drinking too much. A lot of things that I don't usually say to anyone are blurted out in my heart by the strength of alcohol, because alcohol will anesthetize people's self-control.
"Let's go."
Han Cuo spoke: "Let Sister Min not worry." The general manager of business is the big boss and is professional. I'm a rookie, not a post station, it's a real dish. ”
"Heh~"
Xiaolu smiled: "You're not a vegetable, you're cute." Uncle Moe~"
Chen Yin echoed: "This age is an uncle." ”
Han Cuo glared: "Who is the uncle?" You don't deserve to be called uncle! This can only be called sweetly! ”
"I'm going?"
Xiaolu raised her leg and kicked it: "Do you still have a little sweetie?" Watching the moon with you? ”
Han Cuo was impatient: "Let's go." I'm going to sleep, my heart is beating so badly that I can't breathe......"
Chen Yin signaled: "We are sleeping here, don't make it difficult for us." Let us stay with you, we'll be scolded when we're gone. ”
"That ......"
Han Cuo struggled to get up: "I'll go to the sofa, you guys go to bed." ”
Chen Yin dragged him: "You sleep, there is a suite here." ”
After finishing speaking, he pulled Xiaolu away, and Xiaolu still filmed, thinking it was funny: "You really don't need us to accompany you?" ”
Han Cuo lay there waving his hands and didn't speak, and it didn't take long for him to really remember the snoring.
Xiaolu hesitated: "It's okay for him!" I can't take it anymore! The first time I had a big job in the clubhouse or did we do it together, and we didn't do anything? Don't spoil me. ”
"Forget it."
Chen Yin spoke: "Don't do evil. ”
After tidying up Han Cuo's clothes, taking off his shoes and covering the quilt, and pouring a glass of water on the bedside, Chen Yin took one last look at Han Cuo, who was lying there breathing evenly, and turned off the light. dragged the unwilling Xiaolu to the suite.
At this moment, it is already three o'clock in the morning.