Chapter 437: Cousin Affair

Li Qinzai really didn't expect that there would be a scholar among the two princesses.

With Xuancheng's understanding, if she didn't cheat, she would be able to figure out the addition and subtraction of two-digit numbers vertically in two nights of self-study, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that she was a science genius.

Li Qinzai had to admit that Princess Xuancheng's understanding of mathematics seemed to be a little stronger than that of Buckwheat.

Turning his head to look at the buckwheat who secretly stuffed persimmons into his mouth and only cared about eating snacks, Li Qinzai sighed speechlessly, the first place in the top student was about to be lost, and he actually ate it without a heart......

On the one hand, he was his own son, and on the other hand, he was a student who was not very familiar, but Li Qinzai still served a bowl of water very flatly.

There is no exclusivity in knowledge, anyone can learn, and how much to learn depends on personal ability, Princess Xuancheng has this specialty, so teach her well, and in the future, she will be known as a university scholar, which is also considered to be an extra layer of protective shell, if the Empress Wu wants to attack her again, she must be more or less concerned about the impact.

"Does multiplication and division work?" Li Qinzai asked.

Xuancheng lowered his head in shame: "The disciple hasn't learned yet." ”

Li Qinzai snorted and said: "The shame doesn't have to be so strong, learn from your classmates, all of them have no skin and no face, they can be described as pampered and not shocked, what's the matter, you are so thin-skinned, it is difficult to integrate into this brazen collective." ”

Xuancheng couldn't help it, hung his head and sneered, then quickly covered his mouth, and hurriedly said: "Mr. forgive me, the disciple is rude." ”

Li Qinzai said lightly: "Tomorrow, I will give your sisters a make-up lesson, try to catch up with the progress during the busy agricultural holiday, and then use your IQ to surprise those fools." ”

Xuancheng respectfully agreed.

Princess Yiyang said with a guilty face: "Sir, the disciple is dull, and his understanding is not as good as his sister......"

Li Qinzai said with a pleasant face: "It doesn't matter, if you can't take care of both civil and military affairs, you can learn martial arts well, even if you are not satisfactory in terms of learning in the future, at least you are already strong in martial arts, and I won't dare to whip you at that time." ”

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The next day, the day of the autumn harvest.

Cui Jie was picked up from the bed early in the morning, the usually gentle and lovely mother-in-law is particularly vigorous and resolute today, and the edge of the housewife is finally revealed, with sparks and lightning all the way, even Li Qinzai is a little scared when she sees it.

"All the men in the front yard and the back yard have gone to the ground, the women and children are carrying baskets, ready to pick up wheat grains, and a maid will dress the husband in a robe, and the oil paint on his face will be left for me to paint......"

After Cui Jie finished speaking, she rushed out in a hurry.

Zhuangzi invited a god stick, and according to traditional customs, Li Qinzai's face was painted with various patterns, and the maid also dressed him in a strange beggar costume.

The next process Li Qinzai has experienced before, it is nothing more than watching the god with a blank face, reciting a mantra, copying a dog-beating stick as an antenna, trying to contact God, and asking God to see how thin he is, and reward this Zhuangzi with a good harvest.

This is a bit nonsense, this year's drought, other Zhuangzi want to cry without tears, can not starve to death is considered lucky, such a year is embarrassed to have a bumper harvest with God?

The magic stick can fool God and fool the bankers, at least it should have a little eyesight, right? Where is the appearance of a "bumper harvest" in the wheat fields with sparse heads and sparse heads in the fields?

That is to say, Ganjingzhuang is more special, most of the farmers have a side business, so they will be emotionally stable to watch the god stick jump around.

The god stick jumped for a long time, Li Qinzai was a little impatient, and warned the god stick with his eyes, you had better get acquainted and end it quickly, otherwise the end is unpredictable, although my disciples do not have three thousand, but they are all thick-faced and black-hearted, and in the year of the catastrophe, kill a god stick to sacrifice to the sky, God and Zhuang Hu must be happy to hear it.

The more the god stick jumped, the more uncomfortable it became, and Li Qinzai's unkind gaze made him feel pressure, so he hastily ended the autumn harvest and sickle opening ceremony.

In the end, Li Qinzai pretended to go to the field to cut a crop of wheat, announced the beginning of the autumn harvest, and the farmers went to the field to harvest one after another.

Li Sujie and other bastards also honestly followed the farmers, some helped the farmers to cut wheat, some helped to transport wheat stalks, and some were lazy but clever, shuttling between the fields with a kettle, pretending to pour water for the farmers.

Li Qinzai is too lazy to care, whether he does work or not is a matter of attitude, and what kind of work he does is a matter of personality, two different things.

Silently jotting down the names of those lazy bastards, Li Qinzai decided that the next time they made a mistake and were pumped, they must increase their strength a little.

Although he doesn't care who is lazy, the severity of the punishment is a matter of Mr. Lee's personality, which is reasonable.

Too lazy to watch the farmers harvest the crops, anyway, there is no good harvest, a handful of cards have been sparse, is it necessary to play so seriously? Others may be, Li Qinzai just wants to end it quickly and start a new game.

I returned to the courtyard alone, and the people under the steward in the courtyard went down to help, but the courtyard was empty.

Li Qinzai was about to enjoy the rare autumn air on the recliner, but a person hurriedly came in from outside the door.

The person who came was from the British Mansion in Chang'an, and on the order of Li Tao, he specially told Li Qinzai a piece of news.

Li Tao's eldest grandson, Li Qinzai's cousin, is obviously not dedicated but his name is Li Jingye, and he was impeached by several imperial historians.

Li Jingye was originally Sima of Liuzhou, a powerful official who was regarded as the No. 3 person in the local area, and ran back to Chang'an in the first half of the year after taking sick leave.

The mood is understandable, if Li Qinzai is replaced as an official in Liuzhou City, which is still a wild land in the Tang Dynasty, I am afraid that he will find a reason to run back to Chang'an to enjoy happiness.

Li Jingye has returned to Chang'an for half a year, and in this half a year, he has been walking in Zhangtai in Chang'an City, sleeping in flowers and willows, and living a good life.

As the eldest grandson of the eldest family who will inherit the British dukedom in the future, Li Jingye is a heavyweight in Chang'an City, and the fox friends and dog friends who come and go are naturally also at the same level.

As for what Li Jingye has played in Chang'an City in the past six months, it is difficult to say specifically. said that he stood at the intersection of Suzaku Street every day to direct traffic, and helped his grandmother cross the road by the way, do you believe it?

In short, he had a lot of fun.

The cousin is worthy of being a cousin, and he plays a lot more tricks than Li Qinzai.

Qinglou prostitutes, playing all night for money, going out of the city to hunt or something, just basic operations.

However, finally the day before yesterday, he had an accident.

I don't know that the tendon in Li Jingye's brain twitched, and he actually hooked up with the concubine of Hao Chujun, the servant of the ministry, and what is even worse is that he was caught and raped by the bitter master on the spot, and was blocked in bed that night.

Hao Chujun was put on a green hat for nothing, but the adulterer was the eldest grandson of the British duke, and Hao Chujun originally planned to calm things down and not want to make a noise.

Who knew that the next day, Li Jingye stole people, and the matter of the servant wearing a cuckold inexplicably spread all over Chang'an City, causing a storm in the city.

At this time, it was difficult for Hao Chujun and Li Jingye to end, and when the two were still thinking about how to make a big deal, they didn't expect that the imperial history had already participated Li Jingye in the court.

Li Qinzai listened carefully to the narrative of the visitor, and secretly sighed that his cousin was playing too much, but he didn't pay much attention to it.

Romance, the Tang Dynasty still lacks this?

From Li Yuan to Li Shimin to Li Zhi, who has a clean ass among the three generations of emperors?

Especially Li Zhi, Li Jingye's little deeds are too embarrassed to take it seriously compared to Li Zhi's snacky play.

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