Chapter 4 Learning Mute Language
"Young Master!!"
"Young Master!!"
It is customary for fans to give gifts after the audience applauds and applauds.
Nowadays this is a tradition, and there will be basically a little bit of fame, but it's just a few. If you have more fans, you will send more, and if you have less, you will also send them. At least it's a matter of face.
"I've heard people shouting about you for a long time, why don't you speak?" Dong Zhulin accepted the gift and complained when he stood back on the stage.
("Haha.") βοΌ
"I heard the young master, I thought I was calling you." Han Shao also smiled.
("Haha.") βοΌ
"You'd be wrong." Dong Zhulin spoke.
"What's wrong?" Han Shao was puzzled.
Dong Zhulin stood in front of the microphone to adjust the height, and Han Shao reminded. "In the future, if we use headsets on stage, there will be no such embarrassment."
("Hahaha!!") βοΌ
"It's noisy." Dong Zhulin smiled and pointed at him.
Han Shao just laughed.
"You don't understand." Dong Zhulin's microphone was adjusted.
"Why don't you understand?" Han Shao nodded.
"I have a lot of names, usually I call me Dalin." Dong Zhulin spoke.
"That's right." Han Shao.
"And then there are the young class masters." Dong Zhulin continued.
("Bang bang.") βοΌ
"Anything else?" Han Shao.
"Brother Shengtian." Dong Zhulin smiled with his fingers.
("Wow, oh~" The audience began to heckle.) οΌ
"You're a brother?" Han Shao.
"And. Looks responsible! Dong Zhulin looked at him.
("Baba Boom~" While the audience was coaxing, the girl's voice was the majority.) οΌ
Han Shao thought for a while and asked kindly, "How about you cross this section?" β
"What's wrong?" Dong Zhulin was puzzled.
"In front of your hometown fathers, you have to make a face, right?" Han Shao gestured to the audience.
("Hahahaha!!") "Oh oh ~")
"Why shameless?! How can I be shameless?! Dong Zhulin was unhappy.
"You just say why you don't call the young master." Han Shao urged.
Dong Zhulin nodded: "Yes." Because you see that I have so many titles, but only the young master generally knows in the background, and only my father calls me that. β
"Only Teacher Dong called that?" Han Shao was stunned.
Dong Zhulin spoke: "Yes." For example, in a traditional family, then he calls me young master, and I call him master. It's only the two of us who call it that. β
"Understood." Han Shao spoke.
("Bang Bang!!") The audience applauded. οΌ
After the applause ended, Dong Shenggang and Yu Tian, who had just ignored Dong Zhulin and Han Shao in the backstage, sat at the nearest distance, and they would definitely not show up on stage, but they must be watching in the background.
And just like when Ming Jing opened the box before, the other brothers and sisters were also around.
"Today we're home!"
The young master's nickname came to an end, and it was also to help Han Shao add a label. With a nickname, for cross talk actors, it will be much more cordial and have a greater sense of belonging.
"Back to our hometown in Tianjing." Dong Zhulin's voice raised.
"That's right." Han Shao.
"Every time I come to Kyoto, I am very kind." Dong Zhulin spoke.
"Oh?" Han Shao.
"My dad and I are both from Tianjing, and we grew up in Tianjing." Dong Zhulin looked at the audience.
"Yes." Han Shao.
"To say that Tianjing has a special meaning for cross talk." Dong Zhulin spoke.
"Birthplace." Han Shao.
"That's right. Tianjing originated, and Peijing developed. Dong Zhulin looked at him.
"Yes." Han Shao.
"My dad always unpacks and seals the Jingjing and Tianjing together. Many of the other branches were different, and my dad couldn't go there himself. Dong Zhulin spoke.
"Immaculate doppelganger." Han Shao.
"But Tianjing must be taken seriously." Dong Zhulin pointed his finger on the table.
"This is our home!!" The intonation is raised.
("Whoaoo "Papapa!" The audience applauded and applauded. οΌ
The two saluted in unison.
"Now that we're home, let's talk a cross talk to my hometown fathers." Straighten up, Han Shao said.
"Otherwise, I'm not done yet." Dong Zhulin waved his hand.
"It's time to talk about cross talk." Han Shao.
"I haven't finished expressing my feelings for my hometown fathers." Dong Zhulin's hand was on his chest.
"Almost. Really ......" Han Shao stopped him.
"Don't stop me!"
Dong Zhulin pushed his hand away, and compared it on his chest as if he was about to vomit: "It's the enthusiasm and sincerity for my hometown fathers and elders, it's hot, I just want to ......."
"Oops~It's a little disgusting~" Han Shao frowned.
"Let's talk about cross talk, my hometown parents have been waiting for a long time." Pulling Dong Zhulin.
Dong Zhulin was unhappy: "Don't stand in my way." I'm home! What's wrong with me talking to my hometown fathers and elders about my heart?! β
("Oh oh~" laughed and applauded below.) οΌ
"That can't be endless." Han Shao spoke.
"Everyone knows that you are enthusiastic, and they know that you are from Tianjing." dragged Dong Zhulin back to the microphone.
"Of course, I'm from Tianjing, and I'm proud that I'm from Tianjing (Tianjing dialect). I ......"
Dong Zhulin shook off his arm.
Han Shao was thrown away by him for the third time, and his expression was already extremely impatient. At this moment, seeing that Dong Zhulin was still beeping there, he couldn't bear it anymore and broke out directly.
"Hurry up Nima, let's be rambling!! (Tianjing dialect). β
Han Shao suddenly pushed Dong Zhulin: "Bang (Tianjing dialect)"
("Hahahaha!!") "Baba !!" "Hahaha!!" οΌ
The audience burst into laughter and applauded loudly. And Dong Shenggang, who was sitting there in the background, smiled happily. Yu Tian also smiled, but looked at Dong Shenggang.
"This Tianjing dialect is authentic?"
Dong Shenggang smiled but said nothing.
And that's not the end of it.
"What's wrong?" Dong Zhulin was pushed and walked back to look at him.
"Why are you pushing me?" Push back Han Shao.
("Haha.") βοΌ
"Say a few words. Still? Han Shao was impatient.
"Who isn't from Tianjing?! (Tianjing dialect)" looked at the audience.
("Ahh!!h βοΌ
("Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! βοΌ
The audience applauded vigorously, more enthusiastic than just now.
"This one hangs up. The audience's enthusiasm and sense of belonging were mobilized. Backstage Luan Chunming praised.
Several others nodded.
Stage.
The applause slowly receded.
"I forgot about it." Dong Zhulin smiled and apologized.
Han Shao's tone also softened: "We are both from Tianjing. Growing up in Tianjing, now that I'm back, I don't need to say so much, and I will repay my hometown by saying a cross talk to my hometown. β
("Bang Bang!!") There was applause from the audience again. οΌ
"Yes. Let's talk to you about cross talk. Dong Zhulin also stood in front of the microphone.
"That's right." Han Shao.
"Tell me about it." Dong Zhulin stretched out his hand to Han Shao's side.
"You say." Han Shao.
"His name is Han Shao. The meaning of less, short, less, small ......" Dong Zhulin spoke.
"Oops?!"
Han Shao stopped: "Say it again, right?!" β
("Hahaha!") The audience laughed, and so did the backstage. οΌ
"What's wrong?" Dong Zhulin asked.
"You said it in the opening of the box." Han Shao spoke.
"But Father Tianjing doesn't understand." Dong Zhulin clapped his hands.
"That's the end of the introduction." Han Shao was helpless.
"Introduced by Sho. Han Shao. Dong Zhulin nodded.
"Yes." Han Shao.
"He's my mount." Dong Zhulin spoke.
("Hahahaha!!") βοΌ
Han Shao smiled indifferently: "I'm a little animal again?" (Tianjing dialect)"
("Hahaha!!") "Ahh "Whoa, whoa, whoa!!" οΌ
The audience suddenly burst into laughter, and the feeling of being enduring for a long time.
"Hahaha!!"
The backstage also laughed.
Yue Chunmeng looked at the stage and said to the master: "Why is this kid so sullen?" I didn't see it when I was a child. β
Dong Shenggang turned around: "What's the squeak?" β
Yue Chunmeng smiled: "It looks very sunny and handsome." Then the typhoon is also stable, and I don't know anything when I'm not old. Isn't this a stalk that Tianjing wool films sell? β
Luan Chunming also spoke: "Master also said it on stage. β
Everyone else laughed, Dong Shenggang smiled and didn't say much, and continued to look.
Stage.
"Don't talk nonsense!!"
Obviously, Dong Zhulin also understood, so he hurriedly stopped: "It's home, don't talk nonsense." β
Still laughing underneath.
"Who's talking nonsense?"
Han Shao pointed to the backstage: "Dong Zhulin, I'll tell you, I'll come to your Shengtian Club to work and eat and talk about cross talk, I can't do this." β
("Hahahaha!!") The audience laughed. οΌ
Stage.
"Misunderstanding!! Say wrong, say wrong! Dong Zhulin waved his hand.
"Well, how did you become a mount?" Han Shao stretched out his hand.
"It's my partner." Dong Zhulin looked at the audience.
"That's right." Han Shao.
"It's my good buddy, we're small." Dong Zhulin spoke.
"Grow together." Han Shao.
Dong Zhulin spoke: "We have learned cross talk together since childhood, and he is better than mine." And more talented. Especially with a good voice. β
"Don't dare, don't dare. You've won a prize. "Han Shao.
Dong Zhulin regretted: "But then I dropped out of Shengtian Society and my father to learn cross talk, and worshiped my master, Teacher Yu." And he was admitted to the art school, the Ying Ying Performance Department. β
("Bang Bang!!") The audience applauded. οΌ
Han Shao bowed and thanked him.
After the applause.
"But even so, we still talk about cross talk together." Dong Zhulin looked at Han Shao.
"Yes." Han Shao spoke.
Dong Zhulin spoke: "And I know that I don't have many friends." In private, except for these senior brothers, they are all a teacher. Really good friends......"
"Just one." Dong Zhulin raised his index finger.
("Bang Bang Bang!!") The audience applauded. οΌ
"I'm honored." Han Shao nodded.
"Don't say that." Dong Zhulin spoke.
Han Shao smiled: "Didn't you say that I licked my face and said cross talk?" β
("Hahahaha!!") "Oh oh !!" οΌ
"No, no! That's all a joke. β
Dong Zhulin also smiled, and then said to the audience seriously: "Come back together today......
stepped back and clenched his fists with both hands: "Entrust everyone, our brothers say that it is good to say that it is not good, you criticize more." β
"That's right."
Han Shao also stood in a row with Dong Zhulin in a solemn tone: "You advise more." β
("Bang Bang Bang!!") Applause rang out again. οΌ
The two straightened up, and Han Shao spoke: "I have lost a lot of time, but I am expressing enthusiasm and introducing myself, let's talk about it." β
"That's good. Let's talk about it for a while. Dong Zhulin spoke.
"Yes." Han Shao.
"If you want to talk about cross talk, you know it, pay attention to speaking, learning and singing." Dong Zhulin's tone increased.
"That's right." Han Shao.
Dong Zhulin looked at the audience and pointed at Han Shao: "Since we meet again today, let's discuss our respective majors." β
"What major?" Han Shao.
"You're a graduate of the acting department, aren't you?" Dong Zhulin spoke.
"That's right." Han Shao.
Dong Zhulin spoke: "Speaking of learning to sing and sing, it is performance for our cross talk department, and you will definitely be able to perform this subject?" β
"Then we're more professional." Han Shao's tone was serious.
"Really?" Dong Zhulin was surprised.
Han Shao spoke: "You say that learning to sing is one of them, and our performance department is majoring in acting." β
Dong Zhulin suddenly said: "If you say that, it's the same as us." Flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the water, swimming in the barley, can you learn? β
"Of course." Han Shao spoke confidently.
"Don't say big things and embarrass you." Dong Zhulin faced Han Shao.
"That can't be." Han Shao waved his hand.
"I'll test you right now!" Dong Zhulin spoke.
"You can come." Han Shao.
"Say that it flies in the sky, you learn one." Dong Zhulin thought for a while and pointed to the sky.
"Learn what?" Han Shao.
"Smog." Dong Zhulin spoke.
"Fog ......," Han Shao's tone froze.
("Hahahaha!!") The audience burst out laughing. οΌ
"I can't learn this." Han Shao paused and spoke calmly.
"Just now you said that you can't test you casually, you can't learn this first one?" Dong Zhulin scoffed.
"You can't learn while you're alive. When you die, you will raise my ashes and act in your true colors. Han Shao shook his head.
("Hahahaha!!") The audience laughed. οΌ
Dong Zhulin also smiled and imitated the movements of Yang Ashes, and was pushed away by Han Shao's raised hand.
"You can figure it out, and there are people who learn haze?!" Complaining looked at Dong Zhulin.
"Good. Let's change another one. Dong Zhulin smiled.
"Another." Han Shao waved his hand.
"Running on the ground." Dong Zhulin pointed to the ground.
"You say." Han Shao.
"Tires!" Dong Zhulin looked at Han Shao.
Han Shao paused.
("Hahahaha!!") βοΌ
"I'm used to being a spare tire." Han Shao also smiled.
("Whoa, whoa, whoa!! ""Baba Boom~" is coaxed below, especially girls. οΌ
"What spare tire?!"
Dong Zhulin raised his hand impatiently, and Han Shao also explained: "Just put it in the back of the car, you don't have to run by yourself." β
"What kind of mess?"
Dong Zhulin spoke: "Can you learn?" β
"How can anyone learn tires?! What are you doing with this? Han Shao frowned.
"Can't learn either?" Dong Zhulin asked.
"I can't learn." Han Shao waved his hand.
"The one who swam in the water." Dong Zhulin thought about it and motioned to Han Shao.
"That's fine." Han Shao.
"Gutter oil." Dong Zhulin faced Han Shao.
"Trench ......" Han Shao.
("Hahaha!!") βοΌ
"Dalin, you've changed." Han Shao looked at Dong Zhulin sullenly.
("Hahahaha!!") The girl below couldn't stop laughing. οΌ
"How did I change?" Dong Zhulin also smiled.
Han Shao was curious: "Did you drop out of Shengtian Club and tell your father about cross talk and said that the devil was stunned?" How do you have such a brain circuit?! β
"You're the problem!"
Dong Zhulin raised his chin and nodded at him: "You have a problem with your brain circuit!" β
Fingers tapped on the table: "Ask you if you can learn gutter oil!?" β
Han Shao shook his head: "I can't learn." I'm not that wet. β
("Whoaoo "Baba Boom !!" There was a loud heckle below. οΌ
Dong Zhulin smiled helplessly, and suddenly Han Shao was still very naΓ―ve and pointed to the audience and asked Dong Zhulin: "Why are they coaxing?" β
("Hahahaha!!") "Ahh οΌ
"Alright, alright!!" Dong Zhulin hurriedly stopped.
"Did I say something wrong?" Han Shao asked.
"That's it." Dong Zhulin waved his hand.
"Now pay attention to green and environmental protection cross talk, try not to say this." Facing Han Shao.
"That's because they came late, two years earlier I listened to the cross talk of Shengtianshe, and it was yellow." Han Shao nodded.
("Hahahaha!") "Baba baba baba blah The audience roared loudly, followed by loud applause. οΌ
"It's okay, it's okay!!"
Dong Zhulin spoke, but then he looked at Han Shao: "Actually, the gutter oil is not wet. β
Han Shao laughed.
Dong Zhulin continued: "Gutter oil is oil, and oil itself lubricates ......"
"Hey?!"
This time, it was Han Shao's turn to stop: "It's okay!" β
("Ahh "It's so dirty!!" οΌ
The audience actually screamed. But it's not live either, and it's not online. Most of them are still adults, although more of them are girls, and there are more filthy than this before.
Dong Zhulin smiled.
"You've earned enough money, and I'm not popular yet. Don't say goodbye to the show today. Han Shao said.
"Didn't you say it first?" Dong Zhulin spoke.
("Hahaha!") "Keep going, don't stop!!" The audience laughed, and some girls screamed. οΌ
"And you said don't stop?" Han Shao pointed to the sidelines.
("Hahahaha!") βοΌ
"Then I'm going on!" Dong Zhulin rolled up his sleeves.
"Gotta get it!!"
Han Shao hurriedly stopped and looked at the audience: "Get off the stage, your father will beat me to death again!" Say I've brought you bad! β
"You still know you?!"
Dong Zhulin pointed at Han Shao: "It's the first time that someone is more funny than funny." β
("Oh oh ~ " "Dalin, you have learned badly!!") "Hahaha!" οΌ
Han Shao also turned his head and laughed, obviously this paragraph was improvised, and both of them were high. I don't blame Han Shao himself, but later Dong Zhulin shook the lubricating oil. At least Han Shao knows how to measure, but Dong Zhulin has already become famous, and he is still Dong Shenggang's son, so it doesn't matter if he's high.
Background.
"What happened to them today? Is it so hilarious? β
"Up there, this is?"
The brothers and sisters all laughed.
Yue Chunmeng also teased Dong Shenggang: "Master, do you know that your family Dalin has this inner show?" β
Dong Shenggang smiled and waved his hand to continue looking.
Stage.
"Can you learn?!" Dong Zhulin stopped laughing, and shouted on the table.
"I can't learn. How can anyone learn gutter oil? Han Shao frowned.
"That's the last one. The barley is bouncing. Dong Zhulin nodded.
"Here you go!!" Han Shao gestured.
"The barley is jumping in the barley...... Chungkook Football! Dong Zhulin thought for a moment and pointed at Han Shao.
"......" Han Shao.
("Hahaha!!") βοΌ
"Can you learn or not?" Dong Zhulin looked at Han Shao.
"You'll wait."
Han Shao wrenched his fingers and muttered: "Haze, tires, gutter oil, football ......"
looked at Dong Zhulin: "Baby! This Nima critter doesn't count. (Tianjing dialect)"
("Hahahaha!!") "Baba Boom !!" "Hahaha!" οΌ
There was also a video recording at the scene, which captured a lot of viewers leaning forward and closing back.
"Dong Zhulin, are you playing with flowers now? Yes? Shengtian Shao Class Master?! Han Shao turned sideways.
"No ......," Dong Zhulin waved his hand.
"The contents of the disc can't limit you?!" Han Shao asked.
("Hahahaha!!") βοΌ
"You can't learn to blame me?" Dong Zhulin spoke.
"How did you find these four things?!" Han Shao frowned.
"Can't learn?" Dong Zhulin smiled.
"You can't learn that." Han Shao was helpless.
"That's what you can learn from that." Dong Zhulin's tone increased.
"Learn to be deaf and pretend to be dumb." Look at the audience.
"Of course, these are serious performances." Han Shao nodded.
"That's good."
Dong Zhulin spoke: "Then today, our partner will learn to make a dumb gesture." β
"Yes." Han Shao.
"Then I'll come here dumb, how about you do this translation?" Dong Zhulin asked.
"No problem." Han Shao.
"Will you? That's it? Dong Zhulin looked at Han Shao.
"You say a mute gesture? I learned. "Han Shao.
"Are you sure you've studied this time? Don't understand. Dong Zhulin spoke.
"I've really learned, I don't believe you try it." Han Shao.
"Then I'll test you." Dong Zhulin.
"Come on." Han Shao.
"What do you mean by this?" Dong Zhulin pointed at Han Shao.
"It's you. On your behalf. Han Shao also pointed at him.
"What about this?" Dong Zhulin pointed to himself.
"This is me, and that means on my behalf." Han Shao also pointed to himself.
"Is that okay?" Dong Zhulin was surprised.
"Where's this?" He wrapped his hands around everyone and asked Han Shao.
"That means everybody." Han Shao spoke.
"It's hard to stop you." Dong Zhulin was curious.
"It's too simple." Han Shao spoke.
"Then it looks like I'm going to have to take out the bottom of the box." Dong Zhulin thought about it and looked at Han Shao.
"No matter how difficult you are." Han Shao.
"Then you like this." Dong Zhulin.
"Here you go." Han Shao.
Dong Zhulin adjusted, and then gestured enthusiastically.
First he pointed to his fingernails, then he gestured two fingers, then his left thumb and index finger apart as if holding a bottle, and his right hand pointed to this side with a smile.
"Guess this is ......" Dong Zhulin stretched out his hand to Han Shao.
The audience is also curious, but there is something to know. But at the moment, they are all laughing and not talking.
"This is ......," Han Shao thought for a moment.
"What does that mean?" Dong Zhulin smiled.
"Can't think of it." Han Shao spoke.
"Don't know?" Dong Zhulin asked.
"I don't know. What do you mean? Han Shao looked at Dong Zhulin.
"Tell you." Dong Zhulin looked at the audience.
"You say." Han Shao waited.
Dong Zhulin re-compared, but this time with a voice.
"I have nail fungus, an infectious two, ask me what to do, hurry up and use bright nails!"
("Hahaha!") The audience laughed. οΌ
Han Shao also laughed: "That's it?" β
Dong Zhulin spoke: "You can't guess. β
"I said."
Han Shao looked at Dong Zhulin: "You ...... first." Don't be beautiful. β
Dong Zhulin was still stunned and was stopped by Han Shao.
"Your performance is too heavy." Han Shao commented.
"Why are the traces heavy?" Dong Zhulin was not convinced.
"You weren't even growing your fingernails when you had this ad." Han Shao complained.
("Hahahaha!!") The audience laughed. οΌ
"You mean it's too old for this ad?" Dong Zhulin asked.
Han Shao spoke: "You, you might as well know more than everyone knows about the secret oil drainage." β
("Hahahaha!!") "Whoa, whoa, whoa!!" "Bang Bang !!" οΌ
The audience burst into laughter.
Especially the apprentices in the backstage couldn't laugh.
Yue Chunmeng looked at Dong Shenggang: "Master, he's a little too bold. Take this and smash it. β
Dong Shenggang just laughed and ignored it. Actually, there aren't many, but there were apprentices who smashed this before.
Stage.
"Roll on~" Dong Zhulin pushed him.
"Really." Han Shao also smiled.
"Alright, alright."
Dong Zhulin interrupted: "I think you have no problem with this." β
"I'm sure I'm fine." Han Shao spoke.
"Then we're here." Dong Zhulin spoke.
"Come on." Han Shao answered.
"Let's officially talk about the plot." Dong Zhulin Road.
"And the plot?" Han Shao asked.
"Of course there is."
Dong Zhulin said: "This plot doesn't have to be too far, it's just that the two of us are small, and we have inadvertently met for many years, and then we talked for a while. β
Han Shao nodded: "True colors." β
"Yes, yes, this time it's really in its true colors." Dong Zhulin gestured.
"Come on, then." Han Shao straightened his sleeves.
"That's officially here." Dong Zhulin spoke.
"Okay." Han Shao answered.
"Look at it." Dong Zhulin Road.
"See what?" Han Shao asked.
"The dumb man has three straights. Straight eyes, straight hearts, straight legs! Dong Zhulin introduced.
"That's right, it's a trait of dumbness." Han Shao echoed.
"Pay attention to my three straights for a while. Pat your head and I'll start. Dong Zhulin pointed to the backstage.
"Get into character." Han Shao looked at the audience.
"Here we are." Dong Zhulin walked to the edge of the backstage.
"This is where it begins." Han Shao waited while introducing himself to the audience.
Dong Zhulin patted his head, and then strode towards Han Shao.
Han Shao smiled and was about to shake hands with him, but Dong Zhulin's face was straight, and he walked directly towards the backstage on the other side after passing Han Shao.
("Hahahaha!!") The audience laughed, and this part was performed by others. οΌ
But unexpectedly, Han Shao was stunned for a moment and looked at Dong Zhulin's back.
Then he solemnly thought about the audience saluting, and turned around to get off the stage.
"Come back !!"
Dong Zhulin subconsciously turned around, and suddenly hurriedly ran over to grab Han Shao, who was about to go backstage.
("Hahahaha!!") "Oh oh !!" οΌ
This paragraph is really unexpected by the audience, because normally it is all about teasing and dragging.
Sure enough, when the backstage saw Han Shao stepping over, they also laughed.
"You come back to me!!"
Dong Zhulin dragged Han Shao behind the table: "Stand here!" β
("Hahaha!!") βοΌ
"Okay!"
Dong Zhulin looked at the audience: "I have performed so many times, and I will be teased for the first time!" β
Han Shao just laughed.
"Are you going to do it or not?!" Dong Zhulin raised his head to Han Shao to teach a lesson.
"Are you going to do it?"
Han Shao asked rhetorically: "I've watched this cross talk, are you still waiting for me to stop you?" Your young class master is gone, what am I still busy working here? β
muttered to the audience: "It's not my business." β
("Hahaha!!") "!! to the right" "Good walk!!" οΌ
Dong Shenggang in the background also laughed, together with his apprentices.
Dong Zhulin smiled and nodded: "Yes, it's not stingy to meet such a bastard." β
Han Shao pointed at him: "I'll tell you Dong Zhulin, if you want to go again, I'll clock out and get off work directly." β
stretched out his hand to signal to the audience: "Look at the audience, who is in a hurry when the time comes!" β
("Hahahaha!") "Don't look at it!" "Refund !!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" οΌ
"Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss!" Dong Zhulin hurriedly reassured the audience.
"Refund?! Subside!!! Han Shao coaxed instead.
("Whoaoo "Refund!!" "Ahhh οΌ
The audience was tickling.
"Don't~ We only enter and can't go out." Dong Zhulin spoke.
("Haha!") βοΌ
"Pixiu, right?"
Han Shao pointed to the back: "I look at the row of sports cars in the backstage parking space!" β
"Go, go!!" Dong Zhulin dragged him.
Han Shao also smiled.
"Don't make a fuss." The scene calmed down. Dong Zhulin spoke.
"I'll show you the dumb three straights." Dong Zhulin faced Han Shao.
"Then you're too straight!!" Han Shao complained.
"You're going to die there again!!" Han Shao pointed to the side.
"Good. Then I'll do it all over again. Dong Zhulin walked over again.
"Yes, you be softer." Han Shao spoke.
"Let's try this time." Dong Zhulin stepped forward.
As a result, he was directly afraid of the ground, and then arched like a maggot.
("Hahahaha!!") βοΌ
Han Shao hurriedly helped him up, pulled him to the microphone, and thoughtfully gave him a fluttering coat.
looked at him with a smile: "In order to praise me, you are really under the book, buddy." β
("Hahahaha!!") βοΌ
Han Shao patted him: "Brother appreciates, really." β
("Whoa, whoa. βοΌ
"You appreciate it?" Dong Zhulin also smiled.
"Interesting."
Han Shao gave a thumbs up: "There's no need for this. β
"Didn't I want to be softer this time?" Dong Zhulin explained.
"You're too soft, like a maggot." Han Shao spoke.
"Too soft?" Dong Zhulin asked.
"If you are well-proportioned, you will come normally."
"Normal?"
Dong Zhulin walked back again: "Okay, do it again." β
This time it was normal, he walked directly from the backstage, Han Shao beckoned: "Hey, dumb~"
Dong Zhulin promised: "Hey! β
"Go aside!" Han Shao pushed him away.
("Haha!") The audience laughed. οΌ
"What's wrong?" Dong Zhulin was puzzled.
"Did the dumb man say yes?" Han Shao asked.
"Ten dumb and nine deaf. I can't say it, I can't hear it in general. Dong Zhulin compared.
"That's my fault." Han Shao nodded.
"You have to make a gesture, too." Dong Zhulin demanded.
"Gotcha." Han Shao agreed.
"Do it again." Dong Zhulin walked over again and walked over.
"Huh?" Han Shao pointed at him.
"Aba~" Dong Zhulin was already dumb, and when he saw Han Shao at this moment, he also pointed at him suspiciously.
"You don't remember me?" Han Shao spoke while comparing, after all, he translated to the audience.
"Abba Aba!!" Dong Zhulin pointed at Han Shao in surprise.
"Remembered me?!" Han Shao also smiled.
Dong Zhulin clapped his hands and suddenly jumped directly on Han Shao.
("Ahhh "Hahaha!!" The audience burst into laughter, but it wasn't over yet. οΌ
Han Shao instantly dragged Dong Zhulin off his body with a look of disgust, and raised his leg to kick it.
("Hahahaha!!") "Ahh οΌ
Everyone in the background is also happy, especially Dong Shenggang and Yu Tian.
Stage.
Dong Zhulin staggered and stood up: "What's wrong?!" β
Han Shao pounced: "You still treat me as a mount!" β
("Hahaha!") βοΌ
"I'll tell you Dong Zhulin. Katsutensha is used to you, I'm not used to you!! Han Shao pointed at him.
"What's wrong?" Dong Zhulin smiled.
"Why don't you come here again, I let you be born in Tianjing, die in Tianjing, do you believe it or not?" Han Shao said.
("Hahaha!!") "Good !!" "Don't get used to it!!" The audience applauded. οΌ
"Isn't that just an expression of enthusiasm?" Dong Zhulin explained.
"No need for this." Han Shao frowned.
"It's been a long time since we've been small." Dong Zhulin spoke.
"You haven't seen you for a long time? You're not that passionate about female celebrities. Han Shao spoke.
("Hahaha.") βοΌ
"It's just small." Dong Zhulin smiled and argued.
"If you have a problem with your orientation, I'll tell you!" Han Shao was not happy.
("Hahaha!") "Miss!!" The audience cheered, especially the girls. οΌ
"No, no, no. Then let's come again, don't want this. Dong Zhulin spoke.
"You don't need that, you just come here." Han Shao waved his hand.
Dong Zhulin walked again and came over again, this time the two met normally, Dong Zhulin played the role of a dumb gesture, and Han Shao opened his mouth to translate for the audience while gesturing.
"Brother-in-law?"
Suddenly, Zhang Hai came over and shouted. Dong Shenggang looked at him, got up and followed.
Yu Tian also glanced at it and didn't think much about it. It's just that I didn't wait for a long time, and when I found that I hadn't come back yet, I got up and went over to have a look.
"What's wrong?"
In the lounge in the background, Yu Tian knocked on the door and entered, and saw Dong Shenggang sitting there.
"It's fine."
Dong Shenggang came back to his senses and looked at Yu Tian: "Boss Han doesn't look at it." β
Yu Tian was stunned: "What does this mean?" β
Dong Shenggang was silent for a moment and said, "But I found a place to invite us to dinner." β
Yu Tian was stunned: "That's not a bad thing." β
Dong Shenggang got up: "Let's talk about it when it's over." β
Yu Tian didn't say much, and when he resurfaced with Dong Shenggang, he could directly see the position of the performance in front of him. Of course, the audience will definitely not be able to see it.
At this moment, Dong Zhulin and Han Shao's "Learning Dumb Language" is nearing the end.
It's still Dong Zhulin's comparison, and Han Shao is translating.
And when you walk from the lounge to the front seat on the backstage, you can hear the audience laughing all the time. It should be a good effect.
Sit there and watch again.
Stage.
Dong Zhulin compared, Han Shao translated.
"My sister. What's wrong? Han Shao asked.
Dong Zhulin gestured, one two and one six.
"You asked my sister to be twenty-six this year, no, twenty-seven." Han Shao said.
Dong Zhulin pointed to himself and made a twenty-four gesture.
"You said you're twenty-four?"
Dong Zhulin nodded happily.
"Who asked you?" Han Shao spoke.
("Hahahaha.") βοΌ
Dong Zhulin gestured to the three, and suddenly said vaguely: "The female junior holds the gold brick." β
("Hahaha!!") "Oh oh ~ ")
Han Shao also smiled: "You can say it with all your might!" β
("Haha!!") βοΌ
"Good guy, it's a junior who holds gold bricks." Han Shao complained.
Dong Zhulin pointed at himself and was very excited at Han Shao.
"Sensei follow me to get this, what do you want to say?" Han Shao asked.
"Long hair, have you gone out?"
"Staying at home, I generally don't like to go out, what's wrong?"
Dong Zhulin compared, looking very anxious.
Then he took Han Shao hand in hand, and there was movement in his mouth: "Kick Kick Kick Kick T
It's the appearance of the wedding march. In fact, I understand the following, whether I have heard it or not, I know that Dong Zhulin wants to marry Sister Han Shao.
Of course, the joke doesn't play out like that. Han Shao still thought wrong.
"Okay, okay, okay, acting in a drama, right?" Han Shao pushed him away.
Dong Zhulin has been comparing for a long time, but Han Shao just doesn't go to the road. Shaking her hands loudly, crying, making noises and movements, like a girl.
("Hahaha!!") ""Oh oh ~ " "Dong Qianjin ~")
The audience also ridiculed Dong Zhulin's nickname.
"You're going to die, you?"
Han Shao looked at Dong Zhulin: "Dong Yuxi calls you brother and sister?" β
("Hahaha!") "Call Sister!!" "Miss~")
Dong Zhulin was unwilling, and picked up the handkerchief on the table and put it on the heads of the two. It's like entering a cave room.
"Don't mess with this."
Han Shao threw it away impatiently: "Isn't this still singing, no, no." β
Dong Zhulin touched his chin and thought carefully, and finally clapped his hands. Think of a way.
Take out two fans. The first one pointed at Han Shao, and then his hand was over his long hair.
"My sister?" Han Shao understood.
Dong Zhulin nodded, and compared it to himself with another fan.
"Is this you? And then what? Han Shao understood again.
Dong Zhulin put the two fans side by side on the table, and the audience and the backstage held their breath.
"What does that mean?" Han Shao was puzzled.
Dong Zhulin took the handkerchief and folded it and covered it on the two fans. Han Shao and the audience watched it carefully.
After everything was set, Dong Zhulin put his hand on the edge of the table, and suddenly pushed and shook rhythmically.
"Get out!!" Han Shao let out a loud shout and pushed him away.
("Hahahaha!!") "Baba Boom !!" "Ahh οΌ
The audience burst into laughter, and so did the backstage. This paragraph is the burden thrown out, but the following praise has to be caught and shaken away.
Han Shao pushed Dong Zhulin away, picked up two fans with an unhappy face, and compared one of them to Dong Zhulin's and threw it directly on the ground.
("Hahahaha!!") βοΌ
Dong Zhulin also picked it up with a smile and walked back, Han Shao pointed at his nose: "Dong Zhulin!" There's no such thing as you! β
Dong Zhulin also innocently spread his hands: "Aba~"
"Ah, your sister!"
Han Shao raised his hand and compared, and Dong Zhulin hid.
Han Shao spoke: "You don't pick!" After riding, I rode my sister again! You have a two-way plug?! β
("Hahaha!!") "Ahh "It's so dirty!!" οΌ
The audience screamed, the girls were the most, and there were those who took pictures while laughing with their mobile phones.
Backstage too.
Dong Zhulin compared himself and came up with a word: "Cold." β
"You don't freeze to death much, are you cold?" Han Shao was not happy.
Dong Zhulin gestured.
"I see what you mean, you're going to marry my sister, aren't you?" Han Shao also understood.
Dong Zhulin clapped his hands happily and nodded, his eyes were full of anticipation.
"Tell you dumb, this won't work!" Han Shao objected.
Dong Zhulin held the steering wheel more than himself.
"What's the matter? Is there a car? β
Dong Zhulin's voice recovered a little: "car~"
"Car, yarn, car! No way! Han Shao was impatient.
Dong Zhulin has a house compared to himself.
"Got a room? No play! β
Dong Zhulin rubbed his index finger and thumb: "money~"
"Money?! No, I don't agree with the money. β
Dong Zhulin was anxious, and dragged Han Shao to explain.
Han Shao shook his hand away: "I still told you that she is dumb, she said that she would not get married, even if she got married, she would have to find someone to talk to." β
Dong Zhulin suddenly spoke: "I can speak." β
Han Shao smiled: "you." β
After speaking, the two bowed to the audience.
"Oh oh !!" "Ahhh "Baba Boom!!"
"Papa
There were great cheers and applause from the audience, especially when Hou Zhen had already stepped onto the stage to continue to report the curtain, but the applause was still continuous.
It finally calmed down.
Hou Zhen spoke: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk, "Crossing". Performers, Dong Shenggang, Yu Tian. β
"Oh oh ~ "
The cheers and screams rang out again, and they were connected to the previous ones.
Dong Shenggang and Yu Tian clasped their fists and walked up with a smile.
And Dong Zhulin and Han Shao, who walked back to the backstage, accepted the praise and congratulations of the senior brothers.
Han Shao also breathed a sigh of relief while responding politely at the moment, and finally took it down, looking at the effect is not bad. subconsciously looked at the audience, but it was not the end, because after worshipping the master and performing the teacher's ceremony, he not only had to bear the aura and pressure of the two cross talk masters, but also had to improvise more.
But Han Shao finally won the job of "Learning Dumb Language", and Han Shao, the purpose of Mr. Dong's selection of this paragraph, should also be regarded as passing.
He now has faith and will accept any test!