"Don't make a fuss." Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Yes." Han Shao answered.

"I'll tell you a good story." Dong Zhulin Road.

"Yes." Han Shao spoke.

"Actually, my brother is very bumpy." Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Huh?"

Han Shao helplessly stopped: "Don't make trouble, tell everyone a good paragraph, and then talk about me?" ”

"Who's that?" Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Speak of yourself." Han Shao gestured.

"Speaking of myself, I'm actually very bumpy." Dong Zhulin nodded.

"What's wrong?" Han Shao asked.

"I know that I have been talking about cross talk for so many years. But I dropped out of school longer. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"The whole country knows about it. Illiterate one. Han Shao smiled.

"You're illiterate! You're illiterate! Dong Zhulin complained.

("Huh!") The audience laughed. ）

Han Shao also smiled.

"I'm already having a rough time, don't laugh at me anymore." Dong Zhulin spoke.

"What's wrong?" Han Shao asked.

"I didn't study well when I was a kid." Dong Zhulin spoke.

"yes?" Han Shao was curious.

"My dad told me about my children in order to encourage me to study. All subjects add up to 1,000 points, and if you can get 1,000 in the exam, I'll buy a bicycle for 1,000 yuan. If you can score 800, I'll buy you an 800 one. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Ah, motivating you?" Han Shao was stunned.

"Then I finished the exam, and I came back to my dad in high spirits!" Dong Zhulin was happy.

"Did you get a high score?" Han Shao also made fun of him.

"I asked my dad! Is there a two-piece five-to-five bike? Dong Zhulin looked excited.

("Hahahaha!!") "Boom~" The audience laughed. ）

"Out of 1000 points, you got a total of 2.5?"

Han Shao looked at Dong Zhulin: "You can give 3 points if you write your name correctly, how can you take the test?" ”

("Hahahaha!!") The audience laughed. ）

"My dad was also very pleased." Dong Zhulin gestured.

"yes?" Han Shao was surprised.

"Speak to me very gently...... I don't care about you!!! Dong Zhulin was very impatient to imitate his father in the end.

("Hahaha.") The audience laughed. ）

"If you want me, I'll leave you behind, beat you up and leave." Han Shao spoke.

"But I'm not discouraged." Dong Zhulin gestured.

"Still not discouraged?" Han Shao asked.

"I still want a bike, but how? What to do?! Dong Zhulin said.

"I'm going to be blind." Han Shao spoke.

"Huh?! I suddenly saw a mill in our backyard. Dong Zhulin clapped his hands.

"Grinder?" Han Shao was surprised.

"I clamped a piece of the grinder with a handlebar, isn't this also a car?!" Dong Zhulin Road.

"Can you push it?" Han Shao was curious.

"Yes! Yes! ”

Dong Zhulin spoke: "It's just a little slower." ”

"What's the slow way?" Han Shao asked.

"I woke up at half past six in the morning, and it was five in the afternoon when I pushed it to school." Dong Zhulin spoke.

("Hahahaha!!") The audience laughed. ）

Han Shao also smiled and nodded: "You just get a car for skipping school, right?" ”

"That can't be helped! The teacher hadn't seen me all semester. ”

"Do people have to wait for you?" Han Shao asked.

Dong Zhulin spoke: "And if I push it to school, I have to push it back?" ”

"You can't get home in the middle of the night?" Han Shao asked.

"yes. It was midnight when I came back. Dong Zhulin spoke.

Han Shao smiled: "I can't see the teacher when I push it over, and I can't see your father when I push it back." A car has orphaned you. ”

("Hahaha!!") "Baba Boom!!" The audience laughed and applauded. ）

Dong Zhulin was about to speak, and then he laughed. Pushed hard: "You're an orphan." ”

Han Shao also stood back with a smile and complained, "Then aren't you delaying?" ”

"So."

Dong Zhulin was helpless: "After graduation, no school wants me. ”

"That daring, I actually learned to push a cart in school, and I didn't learn the knowledge, who wants you?" Han Shao said.

"In the end, I had no choice but to drop out of school, and I originally planned to talk to my dad about cross talk." Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Oh? Does it mean that there are peaks and loops? Han Shao was surprised.

"Yes."

Dong Zhulin spoke: "There is a school that sent me an admission letter. ”

"Really? Which school? Han Shao was curious.

"Sports Institute Specialist." Dong Zhulin spoke.

"The Sports Academy? Studying physical education? Han Shao asked.

"Say I'm amazing! Specialty admission. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"I was born with a useful arm." Han Shao nodded.

("Haha.") The audience laughed. ）

Dong Zhulin was stunned for a moment and looked at Han Shao: "Are you okay with what you say?" ”

Han Shao also smiled, and Dong Zhulin spoke: "I can't take you like this." ”

Han Shao waved his hand: "Is it admitted?" ”

"Accepted. When I went home and talked to my dad, my dad was happy. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Does your dad know you?" Han Shao asked.

("Hahahaha!!") "Oh oh ~ " The audience laughed and clapped their hands. ）

"Nonsense! Nonsense! Dong Zhulin waved his hand.

"No, I thought you didn't see it when you came back in the middle of the night." Han Shao laughed.

"My dad was happy, too. Prepare things for me to go to school. Two dumbbells, four shot puts, all in my bag. "Dong Zhulin simulates a bag in his hand.

"What are you doing with these?" Han Shao was puzzled.

"This time it's a boarding. I come back once a week, so I don't have to push it every day. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"I'm afraid you're losing muscles, aren't you?" Han Shao laughed.

"He made me exercise all the time, how rare is it for people to recruit me for this specialty?" Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Okay, then you can go." Han Shao spoke.

"I carried it on my back and went there to ask for a lodging. When I first arrived, someone was already lying on the bottom bunk, looking at their phones. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Your classmates?" Han Shao spoke.

"I asked him, I said, classmate, where do I sleep?" Dong Zhulin asked.

"He slept in the bunk. Then you can only bunk it, right? Han Shao spoke.

He pointed to it, too, and didn't even look at me. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Then you can sleep on it." Han Shao gestured.

"I just slept on it and threw my bag up like that...... Whoosh~ quasi-wedge his face. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Why did you smash people in the face?!" Han Shao was surprised.

"There are no planks." Dong Zhulin spoke.

("Hahahaha!") The audience laughed. ）

"Hey."

Han Shao was helpless: "Are you looking at it?" ”

"I didn't see it."

Dong Zhulin spoke: "I didn't see it." ”

"You just did it on purpose." Han Shao shook his head.

"Okay, this buddy's gum was directly smashed by me. But we can't stand sleeping at night. He grinds his teeth every day, and he wants to bring them back. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Is that the right way to come?" Han Shao was helpless.

In the end, he thought of a way to buy 20 catties of beef every day and put it in his mouth. In this way, there was no sound, and I woke up the next morning with 20 pounds of minced meat. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Heh~ There is also a pound of hala." Han Shao spoke.

("Hahahaha!") The audience laughed. ）

"How do you say it's so disgusting?" Dong Zhulin turned around and complained.

"Anyway, I don't eat this minced meat." Han Shao spoke.

"We don't eat either, just to keep him from grinding his teeth." Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Would that be fine?" Han Shao asked.

"No, I can't. It worked for the first few days, but then it picked up. In the past, 20 catties of beef could be ground overnight, but now it comes out in 10 minutes. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Huh!!" Han Shao was surprised.

"We nicknamed him the Meat Grinder." Dong Zhulin spoke.

"And a nickname?" Han Shao smiled.

"It's not going to work, I can't sleep again this night. Grinding my teeth there every day. Dong Zhulin said.

"You buy more beef." Han Shao came up with an idea.

"It's not enough to pick a fee. How expensive that beef is. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"That's right." Han Shao echoed.

"In the end, I decided to buy an MP3, and I couldn't hear grinding my teeth when I listened to the song." Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Then buy one." Han Shao asked.

"But I don't have any money. At that time, MP3 cost 200 pieces. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"yes, it's all meat." Han Shao spoke.

("Hahaha!") ”）

Dong Zhulin was stunned, and looked at him with a smile: "Yes, yes, yes!" I bought meat. ”

Han Shao pointed at him: "You are a bug." A pound of beef is at least 50, and you buy 20 pounds for exactly 1000, which is enough to buy a bicycle. ”

("Hahahaha!") "Boom boom boom ~ " coaxed hard below. ）

Dong Zhulin couldn't help but laugh and waved his hand awkwardly: "No, I didn't have any money after buying meat first." ”

Han Shao spoke: "If you have the money to buy a bicycle, you don't have to be an orphan." ”

"Roll Roll~"

Dong Zhulin pushed him away, and Han Shao walked back with a smile.

"You're going to mess with you!" Dong Zhulin scolded with a smile, and Han Shao also laughed.

"And then what? Where can I get money to buy MP3? ”

Han Shao's compliment is another role, and he has to be properly reminded when he can't catch up with the plot, which is something that must be done. He can think of it himself, and if he can't think of it, he has to think about it. Including Dong Shenggang and Teacher Dong, who are so eloquent on stage, they all need Teacher Yu Tian to control the field.

"Then I want to recruit. It's a pity that there are no 200 yuan. What to do? Dong Zhulin said.

"What should I do?" Han Shao asked.

"Huh? Finally, I found a way, and I wrote a letter to Sun Wukong. Dong Zhulin clapped his hands.

Han Shao looked at him, patted him on the shoulder, and said seriously: "Bear with me." It's not a big deal, at least it's better than being mentally ill right now. ”

("Hahahaha!") The audience laughed. ）

"You're mentally ill! You're mentally ill. ”

Dong Zhulin spoke: "I wrote a letter to Sun Wukong and asked him to give me the money, which is very pious." ”

"Does this godly thing work? Besides, if you don't order more, you want two hundred? not enough for him to manifest himself. Han Shao was puzzled.

"I went. I wrote: Uncle Monkey King. Hello. I need 200 yuan to buy MP3, I hope you can give it to me. Settle Dong Zhulin. After I finished writing, I went to the Master. Master must have a way, right? Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Ah, I see. Isn't it? In order for the Master to see. Han Shao spoke.

("Haha.") The audience laughed. ）

"Don't say that."

Dong Zhulin also smiled, and then spoke: "After sending it over, I said Master, you can help me send it out, and I don't have time for this boarding, so I'll leave after speaking." ”

"Really? Master didn't see it? Han Shao asked.

"Looked. Master looked at it. When I saw that the recipient was Sun Wukong, I was stunned. Dong Zhulin said.

"Master thought to himself: Fortunately, I have accepted an extra apprentice, this is already crazy." Han Shao spoke.

("Hahaha!") ”）

"Go aside! Go aside! ”

Dong Zhulin complained: "Master hurts me. ”

Han Shao smiled: "Really? ”

Seeing Sun Wukong receiving it, Master became curious. Then I opened my heart and looked at it, and my heart was sad. With just 200 yuan, what did you force the child to be? Dong Zhulin spoke.

"yes, isn't it just two hundred dollars?" Han Shao spoke.

Then Master looked it up on the Internet and found that the best MP3 at that time was less than 200, only 150. So the master took out 150 yuan and put it in the envelope. Called me back and gave me that. said that Sun Wukong replied. Dong Zhulin was happy.

"Master will also coax children." Han Shao nodded.

"I went back and looked, 150 yuan. I'm so happy, I wrote a reply to Sun Wukong, and I should thank you. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"What did you write?" Han Shao asked.

"Master was also curious, thinking that this must be Dalin knowing that I gave me the money, and then thanking me by the way. As a result, when I opened my heart, I was directly mad. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Why are you mad?" Han Shao asked.

"I saw me write: Uncle Sun Wukong, you can give me money directly in the future. Let Yu Tian pass a hand, and he deducted me 50. Dong Zhulin spoke.

("Hahahaha!!") "Woohoo!" The audience laughed and applauded. ）

"Huh."

Han Shao also smiled, and suddenly knocked him on the head with a fan.

"What?! What are you hitting me for?! Dong Zhulin looked at Han Shao in a daze.

"I'm going to clean the portal for Master today!" After speaking, Han Shao hit him directly with a straight face.

Dong Zhulin dodged with a smile, and there was also a burst of laughter below.

"No, no, no ......," Dong Zhulin smiled and came back to appease.

"Conscience let the dog eat you?!" Han Shao put down his fan and pointed at him.

"It's not that you're ignorant." Dong Zhulin argued.

"You're pushed by the cart, let me tell you, the brain is gone!" Han Shao complained.

"Yes, yes. I pushed it with a cart. Dong Zhulin appeased, and then paused.

"What's wrong with the money? Bought an MP3? Han Shao reminded.

"yes, it's going to work. I'm not afraid to be noisy when I listen to music at night, but I can't rest well. Dong Zhulin frowned.

"A new problem has arisen." Han Shao nodded.

"We are a sports school, and we have to do sports during the day. Running, starting at more than 20 km. I'm not mentally good, and my body can't bear it. Dong Zhulin complained.

"Yes." Han Shao frowned.

"Then I saw a lot of people coming to get sick, and I thought to myself. Let me take at least a day off, right? Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Sick number? Will it work? Han Shao asked.

"Okay. When I passed, there were already people, and a female classmate went in after seeing that there was no one around, and then squirmed and told the doctor that I had a stomachache. And then the doctor said, then you don't have to run. Go back and drink more hot water, and that's it! Dong Zhulin spoke.

"You can't do this!" Han Shao hurriedly stopped.

"Why not? I can do it too! I also said in the past. ”

Dong Zhulin didn't let him stop, and went over to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I have a stomachache." ”

"What did the doctor say?" Han Shao asked.

"Get out!! You're just fed! It would be nice to run a few more laps and drop the out. Dong Zhulin had no choice but to spread his hands.

"The! That's how it should be. Han Shao smiled.

"I was also pure at the time, I don't know why." Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Go back and ask your dad, he'll know." Han Shao spoke.

("Hahaha!") ”）

"Get out! Don't always mention my dad!! Dong Zhulin complained, and then laughed himself.

"And then?" Han Shao reminded in due course.

"Then our class teacher found out and was going to criticize the sick number severely. So I had a class meeting to talk about it. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Class meetings, ideological education." Han Shao was stunned.

"The teacher came in and gave us orders. Students, we have a class meeting today, focusing on the matter of the sick number. Don't talk over there, and don't look at your phone over there. The back of the skewer goes out! Dong Zhulin shouted.

("Hahaha!!") ”）

"And the skewers?" Han Shao was surprised.

"yes." Dong Zhulin spoke.

"It wasn't a meat grinder, was it? Grill skewers with the minced meat you stuffed in your mouth? Han Shao asked.

("Hahahaha!!") "Whoa, whoa!" The audience laughs. ）

Dong Zhulin paused, clapped his hands and smiled: "Yes, yes, yes~"

"Right for what? Is this a temple fair? Han Shao frowned.

"That's right. I finally got everyone together, and the teacher held a class meeting. The first thing is to ask directly, who unloaded the school gate. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Ah, what else? Didn't I say you first? Han Shao spoke.

"It's me, too."

Dong Zhulin spoke: "It's also about me, because no one can unload it except me." ”

("Hahahaha!") ”）

"It's amazing, it's amazing." Han Shao spoke.

"But it doesn't matter, there's a meeting above, and I'll have a small meeting below. I don't care about him, I say my own. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"The teacher is most annoying like this." Han Shao frowned.

"Yes, the teacher got angry when he saw that I was talking little, and he punished me for two crimes! Say Dong Zhulin! I'm in a meeting here, what are you talking about there?! Repeat to me what you said in private ten times, hurry up! Dong Zhulin spoke.

"The teacher is angry, right?" Han Shao shook his head.

"I have to apologize. I said I don't dare, teacher, you forgive me. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Where's the teacher?" Han Shao asked.

"The teacher doesn't forgive, just speaks: Fifty times!!" Dong Zhulin gestured.

"It's over, the teacher is really angry." Han Shao gestured.

"There's no way, I can only add more quibbles. So I had to repeat the words. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"What the hell did you say?" Han Shao was puzzled.

"The zipper of the teacher's pants is open, the zipper of the teacher's pants is open, and the teacher's ......" Dong Zhulin bowed his head and said silently.

("Hahahaha!!") The audience laughed. ）

Han Shao also couldn't laugh or cry: "What kind of teacher, this is." ”

"Good boy, good boy, don't talk about it!" Dong Zhulin imitated the teacher's mouth, and his tone was gentle.

"The teacher still doesn't close the door?" Han Shao was surprised?

("Hahaha.") ”）

Dong Zhulin forgot to imitate, and hurriedly turned around and closed the zipper.

"You're a little bit of a day today, aren't you going to come back for a long time? So many bugs? Han Shao asked.

Dong Zhulin was also embarrassed: "The teacher forgot, the teacher forgot himself." ”

("Hahahaha!") The audience laughed. ）

"I took the lesson plan and left, and the class meeting couldn't be held. After school, we all went back. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"You escaped." Han Shao spoke.

"I was walking away on my bicycle when I saw a girl following me on a bicycle. Wherever I ride, she follows. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Really? What do you mean? Han Shao was curious.

"I didn't think much of it, just sit there and rest for a while. As a result, the girl also followed, and she looked very twisted. Dong Zhulin spoke.

("Oh oh ~" heckled below.) ）

"Really? Want to confess to you? Han Shao smiled.

"I wonder too, I said something is wrong with you? She was particularly shy to tell me that Dong Zhulin ...... Can I chase you? Dong Zhulin spoke.

"It's rare, like your amazing arm strength?" Han Shao spoke.

("Hahaha.") ”）

Dong Zhulin waved his hand: "Want to chase me?!" Joke?! Can you catch up with you?! ”

Dong Zhulin imitated riding a bicycle: "I pedal hard, and I usually travel for half an hour, but I will get home in 5 minutes." ”

Han Shao grinned: "You're insane, aren't you?!" Is that what people mean?! ”

("Hahahaha!!") The audience laughed. ）

"What do I care about her? What do I care about her?! ”

Dong Zhulin spoke: "I know what she means, but I don't like this." ”

"You don't like that? What do you like? Han Shao asked.

"I just like that, no matter what method I use, I can't chase it, especially the kind that ignores me." Dong Zhulin spoke.

Han Shao frowned and lowered his head and calculated: "You don't want to chase you, and you chase after you if you ignore you." ”

looked at Dong Zhulin: "What are you running away from?" Filter out all the women?! ”

("Hahaha!!") "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Heckle down hard. ）

Dong Zhulin pushed him away: "You go aside!" Who filters out the women?! ”

"Then what do you mean?!" Han Shao was puzzled.

"There is a class flower in our class that is like this, and the name is very literary. Listening to it makes me think. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"What's it called?" Han Shao asked.

"Zhuge Steel!!" Dong Zhulin chewed the words.

"Wow!" Han Shao smacked his lips.

("Hahaha!!") ”）

Han Shao nodded: "I'll just say that you have a problem with your orientation!" ”

("Hahahaha!!") The audience laughed. ）

"You're the problem! You're the problem. Dong Zhulin complained.

"Is it such a hard name, a woman?" Han Shao was puzzled.

"Exceptionally beautiful! And the school girl, all of our boys have written love letters to him, but only to me back. Dong Zhulin was proud.

"That's not too cold." Han Shao was puzzled.

Dong Zhulin was stunned.

("Hahahaha!") ”）

"No, look at what she gave me back." Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Back to what? Agreed?! Han Shao also smiled.

"Anyone but you." Dong Zhulin reluctantly spoke.

Han Shao nodded: "It's what you want, continue to hide." ”

"Get out of here!!" Dong Zhulin scolded with a smile.

("Hahaha!!") "Baba baba baba blah The audience knew that Han Shao was insinuating that Dong Zhulin's orientation was problematic and he didn't like girls. ）

Han Shao also laughed, and then frowned: "Do you really not like it?" ”

"I went and asked, too."

Dong Zhulin spoke: "Why? Why?! Why can anyone but me? ”

"yes, you'll have to ask." Han Shao was puzzled.

"People are actually embarrassed and directly told me that she has a boyfriend. So definitely to reject me. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"That's normal. I can't respond to you even if I have a boyfriend. Han Shao nodded.

"But I'm not happy! Who is it?! Who is it?! I don't see anyone better than me in the whole school! That's all we have to do, right? Dong Zhulin was unhappy.

("Hahaha!") ”）

Han Shao nodded: "Maybe people like good foot strength." ”

("Hahaha!") ”）

"What do I care about him? I'll have to ask. ”

Dong Zhulin spoke: "People also said it directly, it is the meat grinder of your class." ”

"He?!" Han Shao was surprised.

"That's him!" Dong Zhulin spoke.

"The girl likes to eat stuffing." Han Shao nodded.

("Hahaha!!") The audience laughed. ）

"I'm not happy anymore. I'll look for a meat grinder when I go back. I said that you and I are in the same class and have a dormitory, you snatch love!! You're sorry for me!! Dong Zhulin spoke.

"People also determine the relationship first, you can't blame them." Han Shao persuaded.

"That won't do! I have to get revenge! Dong Zhulin spoke.

"You're still taking revenge on people?!" Han Shao smiled.

"The next day he went to the toilet and I followed. While he was peeing, I pulled his pants off. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Why are you so lacking in virtue?!" Han Shao frowned.

"This time I've taken revenge, and I'm happy." Dong Zhulin patted his chest.

"Are you losing it?!" Han Shao spoke.

"But he's a little unrighteous." Dong Zhulin was not happy.

"Why aren't people righteous?" Han Shao asked.

"He also went to sue the teacher! Can't afford to play, right? Dong Zhulin asked.

"Who's playing with you two? Besides, is there such a play? Han Shao spoke.

"The teacher told me when he found out! Said Dong Zhulin, you are immoral like this, why did you pick up your pants when people pee?! Not in the future! Dong Zhulin spoke.

"yes." Han Shao also agreed.

"We are good students, we have to listen to the teacher's words." Dong Zhulin patted his heart and spoke sincerely.

"Really?" Han Shao asked.

"The next day, I saw him go to the toilet again." Dong Zhulin spoke.

"What about this time?" Han Shao spoke.

"I didn't take it off for him this time, we have to listen to the teacher." Dong Zhulin spoke.

"That's right." Han Shao spoke.

"I'll kick it...... Brought it up to him. Dong Zhulin spoke.

"You?!" Han Shao gestured.

The two bowed together, and the applause and cheers below continued.

This cross talk, even if it's over.