“…… Hey, my brother, uncle, I know what you said, I escaped from the pile of dead, and I didn't get any injuries except for peeing my pants...... Hemorrhoids count! The black knight was not idle in his mouth or in his hands, and took off his helmet, but he did not dare to move his legs.

"Take it off and I'll take a look!" If you want to talk about the current mood, Hong Tao really wants to go up and give a big hug. But reason told him that even if the little uncle came, he had to verify his identity first. You like to say that chicken thieves are cold-blooded, no discussion!

“…… It's a bit rude, isn't it? The black knight was about to cry, but apart from the protests, his legs really didn't dare to take a step. Of course, I don't want to take off my clothes on the street, just in time to see the early autumn, this should be avoidable.

"Take it off quickly, don't talk nonsense, I agreed for her!" Without waiting for the early autumn, there was a representation that Hong Tao would be replaced.

“…… You're not a thing! The black knight had no choice but to unzip and rip off his motorcycle suit until he had a pair of panties left, and he had to slowly turn around with his hands raised.

"Come on, come on, come in quickly...... Oops, leave the car alone, no one steals it! In early autumn, remember who doesn't have hot water? Zhang Ke, go get a bottle of Coke, it's cold! ”

Hong Tao looked at it carefully, more seriously than looking at the female model, until he felt that there was no problem, he handed over the steel plate crossbow to Chu Qiu, and took a few steps forward to hug the black knight and walk into the yard.

“…… Me, I...... I don't want to live anymore...... Woo woo woo woo ...... "To Hong Tao's surprise, the black knight hugged his shoulders and cried before he reached the gate of the courtyard.

It is said that women cry pitifully, but in fact, if a man really lets go of crying, it is called a desolation. The old man in his thirties stood up straighter than Hong Tao, but he was shaking all over his body when he cried, and he couldn't breathe evenly.

"Bang...... Come on, sit down and cry slowly, crying while smoking...... "Hong Tao half-hugged and half-carried the black knight into the courtyard, didn't let him into the house first, just sat on the steps, lit two cigarettes, and one in each person's mouth.

"Suck and slip...... Hiss...... Call...... Knock, knock...... You've had a good little day, it's still cold! ”

However, men cry when they cry, and the time is generally shorter, but the process is more intense. As soon as the cigarette was half burned, the black knight stopped crying, no need to persuade him, smoked his nose, took a puff of his cigarette, and poured a few more puffs of Coke, as if he was fine, except that his eyes were still red.

"That's, don't brag, as long as the earth is not destroyed, what is it, brother, I also eat meat! What do I do if the aliens come? I'm going to go to the ground and take the aliens to destroy the Pentagon and NATO's Allied Headquarters! It's not a good thing to save your life, you have to eat and drink well, right? Come, tell me, why are you here? ”

In fact, Hong Tao was not completely relieved at this time, and his right hand kept touching the paratrooper knife on his thigh. As long as this grandson dares to make any abnormal moves, he will have to lie down in a second.

“…… What the is this called! The night before, it was fine, but when I woke up, all Nima was a monster...... There are dozens of people in my community who jumped off the building, and my daughter-in-law also pushed me down and fell to my death. She, she's still pregnant with my son in her belly, and she's been ...... for more than six months. Woowoo...... Our family is broken......"

As soon as he talked about his origins, the black knight couldn't help but cry again. This time it was more bold, snot and tears flowed together, and the cigarette fart stuck to the lips and didn't know how to take it down.

"San'er, it's not your fault...... Have you ever been to your parents' house? "Miserable? It's miserable, shouldn't I sympathize, I don't have the effort......

I don't know how many families around the world have encountered these experiences like Jiao San, if there are too many miserable things and they reach the level of popularity, they are not miserable, they should be called normal.

That's right, the one who came on a big motorcycle was the rich second-generation Jiao Qiao who followed Hong Tao to conduct surveillance ten years ago. He married Wang Xiaolan eight years ago, but he divorced again just over three years ago, and it is said that his personality is incompatible.

It's right to think about it, both of them are rich second generations, and they are all treasures in the eyes of their parents. It's nothing when we play together, but married life is not clubbing and nightclubbing, you can't always have fun, and you have to compromise and forgive each other when you encounter difficulties that you need to face together.

But who of these two people let whom? Jiao San is not that temperamental, and Wang Xiaolan doesn't seem to be so virtuous. The consequence of not letting anyone get louder and louder is that the more you talk, the more ruthless you are, and the last time you break up. It's not a problem with both of them, it's a common problem for entire generations.

The year before last, he found a young girl to marry, the other party's family is not rich, but the two can live together. As he got older, Jiao San gradually got rid of the life of being a nightclub, and in order to have a child, he actually quit smoking for half a year, and he really had it, he was a son.

A few months ago, this guy also called, saying that when the child was born, he would let Hong Tao be his godfather and help educate him. The standard is not high, and it can catch up with millet grains. Who admits that he is about to become a father, but he has to push his daughter-in-law and fetus downstairs and fall to death with his own hands, I am afraid that this psychological burden will not be able to be let go for the rest of his life.

However, Jiao San is not a pure waste, he has a high-end gadget hidden in his house, called a breathing crossbow, which was dismantled from the United States by the loser in the circle. At that time, the price of one was more than 40,000 yuan, and Hong Tao was asked if he wanted it.

Of course Hong Tao doesn't want it, that thing is only sold for more than 2,000 dollars in the United States, and if you want it, you can ask Liu Ruoshuang to buy it. That female tyrannosaurus was still married to Han Li, and within two years she immigrated to the United States, saying that she was helping Han Li run a fitness club, but in fact, she was running a back road for the Liu family. If I had married her at the time, I would have done this job.

Jiao San carried a breathing crossbow from the apartment building where he lived along the fire ladder to the basement, he must have watched the apocalyptic movie, thinking about driving for fear of congestion, so he simply rode a big motorcycle and went to his parents' house first.

As a result, he was hit again, and before he entered the villa gate, he saw the old couple and the nanny wandering in the garden, and when he saw his son coming back, he not only didn't smile, but also pounced and grabbed and bited. According to Jiao San, he really couldn't do it, so he could only ride away in the car.

But where to run? After thinking about it, I suddenly remembered that Liu Ruoshuang had said at the party before going abroad that if anyone is helpless when they encounter a problem, they might as well go to Hong Tao and ask. So he ran over from the East Fifth Ring Road again, and went to his buddy's house halfway to have a look, no need to ask, and definitely didn't see any living people.

"What if I'm mutated too?" After talking about this extremely unpleasant experience, Jiao San's mood calmed down, and the two of them sat under the ceiling and continued to chat.

"Then I'll shoot you old bastard with one arrow, and then shoot myself to death, what does it mean to live alone! See, I deliberately left two of the sharpest arrows, one for you and one for me! ”

If you want to ask who hates Hong Tao the most, Jiao San must be counted as one. got married twice, and Hong Tao tossed twice with a group of bad friends in the circle. I usually don't have good words to meet, all kinds of sarcasm and sarcasm, and I don't leave any face. There is no hope for moving your mouth, and Jiao San is not effective when you do it, so you can only endure it. If Hong Tao becomes a zombie, this grandson will really take the opportunity to take revenge.

"Whoosh...... Syllable...... What about the other arrows? Hong Tao picked up the breathing crossbow on the stone table and put a triangular pyramid, aimed at the wooden basin placed at the base of the south house wall, and gently pulled the trigger. The crossbow body shook slightly, at least nine rings! It's really a good thing, you get what you pay for, but it's a pity that there are fewer finished crossbow arrows, and there are only two left.

"Shoot zombies, kill a security guard in my basement, kill two gatekeepers in my parents' community, and kill a blind wanderer in my buddy's community. There are only six arrows in total...... Can you use this thing? It's ugly! ”

Hong Tao was fiddling with the breathing crossbow, and Jiao San was also pondering the steel plate crossbow, how to look at it and how to shake his head. What a thing this is, the crossbow arm is rusty, the burrs on the crossbow body are not cleaned, and it is shoddy, which does not fit his style.

"Look, it's too far away, about fifteen meters is no worse than your foreign thing! Baste...... Whoa......"

Can two crossbows compare? It really can't be compared, in any way. But Hong Tao never suffers a loss in words, and he has to find a way to draw if he doesn't take advantage. It's still the same wooden basin, this time the aiming time is a little longer, but the effect is even more shocking, and the bottom of the wooden basin is directly shattered by the pure steel crossbow arrow.