Chapter 68: Eating Theory

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk, "Eating Theory". Performers, Dong Shenggang, Han Shao. ”

The supporters left behind the scenes, while Dong Shenggang and Han Shao came on the stage with smiles.

"Good !!"

"Oh oh oh ~ "

"Bang Bang Bang!!"

The applause was endless, and there were gifts at the front desk, not only for Dong Shenggang but also for Han Shao. The two of them took the gifts, thanked them, put their things aside, and stood in front of the microphone. Dong Shenggang adjusted the microphone.

Han Shao smiled.

"What are you laughing at?" Dong Shenggang glanced at him.

"No~"

Han Shao spoke: "These actors are not sensible, and the microphone is turned up so high. ”

("Hahahaha!!") "Baba baba baba ~ " The audience laughed. )

Dong Shenggang compared: "Hit you." ”

Han Shao smiled and didn't speak.

Today is the sealing, and it's already 2021. The last show was performed by Dong Zhulin and Yu Tian, and this "Eating Theory" was also performed by Dong Shenggang and Han Shao.

There is also a freshness when the two pairs are taken apart. The audience has watched it for so many years, and there must be some new tricks. Of course, the purpose is to praise Han Shao and Dong Zhulin. Dong Zhulin doesn't say it, he is Dong Shenggang's son, and Han Shao is naturally the main leader.

Including the "Theory of Eating" selected today, it is also very interesting. It's not a particularly new joke per se, and the content is very traditional. is to discuss food, and the burden is not so dense, that is, a grandmaster like Dong Shenggang said that it has an effect.

Naturally, it was not so difficult for Han Shao to hold it here.

The backstage brothers have time, and everyone came over to watch it today. After all, it's not that the master hasn't talked to his apprentice about cross talk, but it's relatively rare. Whoever you talk to is who you are praising and who you are praising and generally praising and letting the apprentices tease.

It is very novel to let Han Shao hold it today, of course, it also depends on his skills.

Anyway, as soon as he came on the field, he looked at Han Shao's natural strength and had the demeanor of Yu Tian. Let's see if he can take it today.

"Thank you."

The microphone was adjusted, and Dong Shenggang stood there: "So many people are here today." ”

"Yes." Han Shao spoke.

Dong Shenggang's tone increased: "Today is a sealed box." ”

"That's right." Han Shao responded.

Dong Shenggang spoke: "We have a tradition of sealing and unpacking in Shengtianshe for many years. ”

"It's not a short time." Han Shao spoke.

"When I was rehearsing the show backstage, I also thought about whether I would give the audience a little new tricks to see." Dong Shenggang spoke.

"Yes." Han Shao nodded.

Dong Shenggang stretched out his hand and motioned to Han Shao: "It's not that the child is here today, I just want Dalin and Yu Tian to say one, and I'll talk to him about one, whether it's good or not, the audience at least looks fresh." ”

"That's right." Han Shao spoke.

Clenched his fists, Dong Shenggang spoke: "Anyway, you have a good time, you may be a little uncomfortable if you change partners, just be fresh." There aren't many opportunities either. You have a lot of it! ”

"Thank you." Dong Shenggang took the lead and bowed with Han Shao.

("Bang Bang!!") "Everyone below applauded. )

After getting up again, he began to live.

"Han Shao." Dong Shenggang gestured to his side.

"It's me." Han Shao nodded.

"Obayashi's partner. Yu Tian's apprentice. Dong Shenggang spoke.

"Yes." Han Shao spoke.

"Actually, none of them are outsiders." Dong Shenggang Road.

"That's right." Han Shao nodded.

"I've been in our club since I was a child, but I was still young at that time. I can't talk about love or love for cross talk. Dong Shenggang gestured.

"I haven't understood yet." Han Shao spoke.

"But I know his dad. That's a good friend of mine. Dong Shenggang spoke.

"Yes." Han Shao agreed.

"Boss Han. He is my native of Tianjing, and he especially likes to listen to cross talk. Dong Shenggang spoke.

"Yes, my dad likes to hear it." Han Shao nodded.

"I'm fascinated. Especially praised us, when the Shengtian Society was just opened and was not famous, he came to listen to it every day. I especially like it. I couldn't go to college because I was too old, so I sent my son here. Say I can't learn, let my son learn. Dong Shenggang said.

"Yes, I have been studying for so many years." Han Shao smiled.

"I've got my son pitted." Dong Shenggang compared to Han Shao.

"Nope." Han Shao spoke.

Looking at Dong Shenggang, Han Shao spoke: "This burden is not sound, you will take advantage of it if you change my master's station." ”

("Hahahaha~" "Oh oh ~ " The audience burst into laughter and clapping.) )

Dong Shenggang also laughed: "You still reacted quickly, I almost forgot." ”

("Hahaha!!") Laugh below. )

After laughing, Dong Shenggang's tone increased: "My father and I are also friends, which is very good." ”

"......" Han Shao thought.

Dong Shenggang was puzzled: "Hey, you have to answer this place." ”

Han Shao spoke: "I'm wondering if I will sell my father." ”

("Hahahaha!!") The audience laughed. )

Han Shao added: "No elder can be left behind if he is friends with you." ”

"Hahahaha."

Dong Shenggang laughed, raised his hand and compared it to the audience: "This kid is bad." ”

("Hahaha!") The audience laughed. )

After laughing, Dong Shenggang spoke: "It's really a friend, it's very good." ”

Han Shao smiled: "It's on it." ”

"Look~" Dong Shenggang pointed at him.

"Yes, yes. Pal. Han Shao nodded.

Dong Shenggang also smiled and pointed at Han Shao: "Talking nonsense to beat you." Don't mess with your master, you have to say it. ”

"My master didn't give me any words." Han Shao laughed.

Dong Shenggang shook his head: "Today's box is sealed, and the Spring Festival is coming soon, don't make trouble." ”

Han Shao smiled: "The Spring Festival has to be lively." Otherwise, how can it be called the Spring Festival? ”

"That's right."

Dong Shenggang spoke: "The Spring Festival, a year of family reunion to welcome the New Year. ”

Han Shao nodded: "Yes." ”

"There are festivals at home and abroad." Dong Shenggang spoke.

"Do you also celebrate the Spring Festival abroad?" Han Shao asked.

"There is no Spring Festival abroad, but they have a festival similar to the Spring Festival." Dong Shenggang introduced.

"Tell me about it." Han Shao gestured.

"You're like Halloween." Dong Shenggang spoke.

"There's this festival." Han Shao spoke.

"This is the equivalent of the Chinese New Year for foreigners. On the day of the holiday, everyone dresses up, and then the child comes and knocks on your door. Dong Shenggang spoke.

"Whatever you want to eat." Han Shao spoke.

"There is a knock on the door, and I tell you...... If you don't give money, you won't do it. Dong Shenggang said.

("Hahahaha!") The audience laughed. )

"What?"

Han Shao spoke: "How can you say that?" ”

"What do you say?" Dong Shenggang spoke.

"If you don't give money, you will make trouble." Han Shao added.

"Yes. No money...... Just tear up the ticket. Dong Shenggang spoke.

("Hahahaha!!") ”)

Han Shao was surprised: "Everyone has been kidnapped? Just two pieces of candy? ”

("Hahahaha!") The audience laughed. )

"Let's just say that, anyway."

Dong Shenggang spoke: "Loyal people don't pay so much attention to the festival, most of them reflect eating. ”

"Eat?" Han Shao was curious.

"That's right. You've seen what to eat on what festival. There are all exquisite. ”

Dong Shenggang spoke: "Eat Lantern Festival on the Lantern Festival." Eat zongzi on the Dragon Boat Festival, moon cakes on the August Festival, and dumplings on the Spring Festival. ”

"That's right." Han Shao spoke.

"It's a lot more important to eat." Dong Shenggang spoke.

"That's right." Han Shao answered.

"His dad is delicious." Dong Shenggang pointed at Han Shao.

Han Shao was stunned and laughed: "When it comes to my father, he is going to live." ”

("Hahaha!! "Oh oh ~ " all laughed below. )

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The brothers here also looked at it with a smile.

Yu Tian sat there very satisfied, and Dong Zhulin also asked with a smile: "Master, is it okay for Han Shao to look at it?" ”

Yu Tian nodded: "There are few people who can catch your father, and it is not difficult to get this piece today." It's all your father said, but Han Shao's performance is true, at least the typhoon is quite stable. ”

After that, everyone watched it together, and sure enough, after entering the main work, Dong Shenggang began to introduce all kinds of food one by one. From zongzi to roast duck, and finally to hot pot.

"If you don't know how to eat, that's easy. You eat hot pot. Dong Shenggang talked about a bunch of food exquisiteness, and the topic turned to hot pot.

"Is it easy to eat hot pot?" Han Shao asked.

"Put a pot there, let's just shake it, it's nothing special." Dong Shenggang spoke.

"That's too." Han Shao spoke.

"See if you can eat spicy, if you can't eat it, you can eat the Beijing copper pot." Dong Shenggang Road.

"Shabu mutton." Han Shao nodded.

"If you can eat you, you'll be four. Sichuan hot pot, that spicy. Dong Shenggang spoke.

"It's special." Han Shao spoke.

"But some people say I don't understand four. KAWASHIGE. What is the difference between celebrating hot pot. Dong Shenggang said.

"Is there a difference?" Han Shao asked.

"It's seasoning."

Dong Shenggang spoke: "There is nothing special about eating hot pot, the particular thing is his seasoning." ”

"That's right." Han Shao was stunned.

"You see, I invite people to eat hot pot at my place. Whoever finishes eating has to pick the thumb. Say your family these four. Sichuan hot pot is authentic. Dong Shenggang gave a thumbs up.

"Your seasoning tastes right." Han Shao echoed.

Dong Shenggang nodded: "Because of what?" I used to know a four. Miss Chuan......"

"What?!" Han Shao asked subconsciously.

("Hahaha!!") "Boom~" The audience below laughed and coaxed. )

"No, four. Sichuan chef. ”

Dong Shenggang hurriedly went back to the circle: "Four. Chef of Sichuan! ”

"You almost told the truth." Han Shao smiled with suspicion.

("Boom~" is heckled below.) )

Dong Shenggang thought for a while: "I'm with a four. Sichuan chef goes to the toilet to relieve himself! ”

After speaking, he clapped his hands, as if he had come back.

Han Shao asked sideways: "Are you sure it's not with the fourth. Did Miss Chuan go to the toilet? ”

("Hahahaha!!") "Ahh "Woohoo!!" )

("Oh oh ~ " "Hahahahaha!") "Papapa!!" )

The audience burst into laughter and the applause endured.

Dong Shenggang couldn't help laughing, and suddenly pushed Han Shao hard. Then he pointed at him and laughed at himself.

And backstage, Yu Tian and these brothers and sisters are all laughing crazy.

"I'll tell you Dad!!"

Dong Shenggang pointed at Han Shao: "What do you think his son has learned?!" ”

"And mention my dad?!"

Han Shao asked, "You didn't bring him with you to the toilet, did you?!" ”

("Hahahaha!!") "Woohoo!!" )

"He took me...... What a mess!! Dong Shenggang replied, waving his hand and scolding.

"You and my dad are friends, as an elder, can you teach some good?" Han Shao complained.

"Your master is not this word, don't change it." Dong Shenggang warned him.

"Don't talk nonsense?!"

Han Shao spoke: "What the hell is going on?" ”

"IV. Chef Chuan!! ”

Dong Shenggang complained: "Eat, all you want is an atmosphere." ”

looked at Han Shao: "I'm very angry now!" ”

Han Shao nodded: "There is no Miss." ”

("Hahaha!!") "Baba Boom~" The audience laughed again. )

The backstage also laughed, anyway, seeing this, Yu Tian didn't have to look at it. Han Shao's foundation is definitely enough, and he can also catch Dong Shenggang, and now he smashes the hexagram well, at least this job is no problem.

Yu Tian got up and left, this is self-confidence.

to his apprentices.