Chapter 638: The Emperor and Empress Arrive
The battle in the warm pavilion was fierce, several rookies kept arguing and scolding, and the main point of contention was the understanding of the mahjong rules.
The next family eats at home, touches cards casually, and Li Sujie accidentally beat himself into a father-in-law.
I have to admit that the gentlemen have a talent that is difficult for ordinary people to achieve in eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling.
After only three fights, everyone actually knew the rules, and there was no more argument about the rules.
After getting familiar with the rules of the game, the gentlemen became more and more comfortable with the cards.
Unfortunately, Li Qinzai planted it again, in the hands of these rookies.
It's amazing, he was the inventor of the game, the maker of the rules, but his luck stinks worse than the stones in the pit, and he doesn't have anything.
Li Qinzai's face became greener and greener, the blue tendons on his forehead jumped violently, and after losing a few handfuls in a row, his mood became more and more irritable, and a wave of anger was suppressed in his heart.
When the last one accidentally clicked on Li Sujie's all-color, Li Qinzai finally broke out.
"Did you do your winter vacation homework? Did you give your father a New Year's greeting? When sacrificing to the ancestors, did you have any achievements to comfort the ancestors' spirits in the sky? There is still leisure to gamble and make money. Li Qinzai said coldly.
Li Sujie's hand froze as he touched the cards, looked at him inexplicably, and said carefully: "Sir, today is the first day of the first lunar month, and the donkeys in the village are resting......"
"Donkeys have traveled the world, can you compare with donkeys?"
Li Sujie looked confused: "Mr. means ......"
Xue Ne sighed and said with a wicked smile: "Fourth prince, what your husband means is that after the beginning of spring, you will be blindfolded and go instead of a donkey, and it is better to read thousands of books than to travel thousands of miles, and the road to turn in circles is also counted." ”
Li Qinzai pointed at him: "Although the dog doesn't speak human words, he is very relieved. ”
After the atmosphere eased, the depression in Li Qinzai's heart relaxed a lot, just now he borrowed the topic to play, almost couldn't afford to play, the bad card is not good character, you should reflect on yourself.
"Come on, keep playing." Li Qinzai began to shuffle the cards.
There was a sudden reshuffle in the warm pavilion.
Suddenly, the light at the door of the warm pavilion dimmed, and the four people who were rubbing the hemp turned their heads to look at the door together, and then the four of them opened their eyes wide.
Li Qinzai led everyone to get up, bowed his head and bowed: "The minister greets Your Majesty, the queen." ”
Li Zhi and Empress Wu walked in in their regular clothes with a smile.
"Haha, no courtesy, no courtesy, as soon as I and the queen entered the door, they heard the bustle and noise in the side courtyard, and they came to see the ...... out of curiosity."
Then Li Zhi saw the mahjong table in the middle of the room and said strangely: "Huh? What is it? ”
Li Qinzai hesitated for a moment and said, "It's a new gadget that the minister made when he was bored, and it's called 'Mahjong'......"
Li Zhixi said: "It's a new thing that Jing Chu made again?" Haha, the things that Jing Chu made have always been excellent, what is the use of this thing? Can you help me level the world? ”
Li Qinzai was silent for a long time and said, "...... Playing with money. ”
Li Zhi: ???
Martial Queen: ???
Li Sujie and Li Xian's necks shrank back significantly.
After a long time, Li Zhi tried to bring Li Qin down the stairs: "Just to play for money?" ”
Li Qinzai's eyes quickly caught the steps: "Of course, this thing can be used by wise and insightful people to play, fully exercise physical strength, arm strength and brain power, the rules are quite simple, but the beauty is like using soldiers, life and death are in one mind, lies in how to rebuild order in chaos, and secretly conforms to the royal road of Confucianism to rule the world......"
The more Li Qinzai said, the straighter his waist became.
When the ghost talk is fooled to a certain level, the person who says the ghost will also be hypnotized by himself.
The more Li Qinzai spoke, the more he felt that he was really awesome, it turned out that mahjong contained so many philosophies, and as he continued, he even noticed that the mahjong tiles on the table were emitting a dense light.
Is that a refraction of sunlight? No, that's the rhyme of the universe!
Li Sujie, Li Xian and the others also looked at him in surprise, it turned out that what we had just done was so great and serious.
Li Zhi and Empress Wu were also more and more surprised, and Li Zhi was shocked: "There is such a wonderful thing? ”
Empress Wu also praised: "The things that Jing Chu got out are really extraordinary, and this palace has been taught many times. ”
Li Zhi Dama Golden Knife occupied one side of the mahjong table, and said excitedly: "Come, teach me to play." ”
Li Qinzai, Xue Ne and the others looked at each other, and after encouraging each other with their eyes, Li Qinzai gritted his teeth, and it was not bad.
So Li Qinzai decisively sat in Li Zhi's opposite house, Xue Ne sat down at home, Li Xian moved faster than Li Sujie, and sat in Xue Ne's opposite house.
The four of them were about to start, and Empress Wu stood behind Li Xian silently, I don't know what trick was made to plot against Li Xian, Li Xian screamed in pain, got up decisively, and gave up his position to Empress Wu respectfully.
Empress Wu sat down satisfied and reserved.
Well, one emperor, one queen and one dog, a table of mahjong is ready.
The combination is a bit wonderful, and there is a sense of déjà vu for couples walking their dogs after dinner......
Li Qinzai quickly glanced at Xue Ne, Xue Ne looked worried and excited, and rubbed the corners of his clothes with his little hands uneasily, after all, there are really not many opportunities for a gentleman like him to get in touch with the Son of Heaven and the Queen so closely, not to mention that he can sit at the same table and play mahjong, his father does not have this treatment.
Starting from the beginning of the rules of play, touching and eating bars, and counting all kinds of cards, Li Qinzai explained that his mouth was dry, and Li Zhi and his wife finally understood a little.
It is better to put it into practice, and the four of them began to rub hemp.
After a few handfuls, Xue Ne was frightened, Li Qinzai also made a fool, and Empress Wu also made a fool of himself.
Then, Li Zhi and his wife finally fully understood the gameplay, and their talent was as amazing as that of the gentlemen.
This is also very understandable, Li Zhi was the king of Jin before he ascended the throne, and he was also a typical gentleman, and Li Zhi did everything that the children of the powerful in Chang'an City did.
As for the Empress Wu, the only empress player since the ages, with her shrewd calculations, the mahjong gameplay is not easy to grasp.
"Okay, I understand, let's officially start fighting!" Li Zhi rolled up his sleeves and said loudly.
Empress Wu coughed twice and said softly, "Your Majesty, pay attention to your manners." ”
Li Zhiman didn't care and said, "What are you afraid of?" Jing Chu is not an outsider, and two of them are my sons, well, there are ......"
Xue Ne looked at him innocently.
Li Qinzai euphemistically relieved the siege: "There is still a dog...... Well, the son of the Xue family, young and promising, with a lot of money, is a rare injustice on the card table. ”
Li Zhi said happily: "Yes." ”
Xue Ne's cheeks twitched a few times, and he didn't know whether to thank my emperor Longen.
Li Zhi's movements of rubbing hemp were already very sophisticated, and while rubbing the cards, he said, "Why did Jing Chu suddenly create this thing? Is it really to pass the time? ”
Li Qinzai sighed: "The original intention of the minister is to see that the ancestors are old, and the children and grandchildren cannot be filial piety by their side all the year round, so they created this thing to make the ancestors have a little more entertainment, and at the same time, this thing can exercise mental and physical strength, so that the older the more confused they are......"
Empress Wu praised: "Jing Chu is a piece of filial piety is commendable, this thing is also wonderful, presumably it will not be long before it will be popular in Chang'an and even the world." ”