Chapter 680: Li Zhi, the mad demon and the second middle school
For some reason, Li Qinzai always felt that Li Zhi's appearance in Ganjingzhuang was a little strange.
When he was in Taiji Palace, Li Zhi wore a yellow robe, sat upright, and carried the majesty of the emperor in every move.
But every time he came to Ganjingzhuang, Li Zhi looked lazy and leisurely, at this time, he should wear a toad sunglasses, a floral shirt and beach pants, and peek at the bikini beauties.
That's right, Li Zhi looks like this every time he comes to Ganjingzhuang, with a bit of obscene temperament in his unique leisure, and he doesn't look like a son of heaven at all.
After the eunuch came to the door, Li Qinzai dressed up and hurriedly came out.
As soon as he walked out of the door, Li Zhi happened to step down from the imperial chariot, and Li Qinzai hurriedly stepped forward to salute.
"Meet ......"
"What are you sorry for, every time you have this set of false rituals, are you tired?" Li Zhi dragged Li Qinzai's arm and walked to the courtyard: "It's still a little cold in the spring, Mo is standing at the door, is there a fire in the front hall?" Take me in and get warm. ”
Li Qinzai was dragged by him and staggered into the door, and in the courtyard, the people under the steward of the other courtyard knelt on the ground in panic, but Li Zhi turned a blind eye and walked towards the front hall.
There was a fire in the front hall, and Buckwheat was lying in front of the fire, wrapping an egg in layers of soaked toilet paper, and then throwing it into the fire, holding her chin in both hands and staring at the red fire expectantly.
Li Zhi grinned, slowed down and stepped forward, squatting beside Qiao'er, and staring at the fire with him.
"Hey, little offspring, what are you looking at?"
Buck'er turned her head and saw that it was Li Zhi, so she hurriedly got up and saluted, but was dragged down by Li Zhi.
"Tell me, what are you playing? I also play together. Li Zhi winked at Qiao'er.
Buckwheat said honestly: "I'm waiting for a bang......"
Li Zhi was puzzled: "What's the bang?" ”
As soon as the words fell, the fire roared, and the eggs that had just been thrown into it exploded, stirring up a burst of sparks and charcoal residues, which fell on the heads of Li Zhi and Buck'er.
Li Zhi was stunned and looked at Buckwheat blankly.
Buck Er said innocently: "This is a bang." ”
The scene was a little embarrassing, and Li Qinzai had no choice but to come out to relieve the siege: "Your Majesty, it was really a bang......"
The corners of Li Zhi's mouth twitched: "I heard it." ”
Li Qinzai kicked on the buckw's buttocks: "Bastard thing, eggs are also food, is food used for bombing?" Pick it up, wash it and eat it. ”
Buckwheat then happily pulled the fire.
Li Zhi sighed and said, "Jing Chu, Ling Lang is getting more and more of your demeanor......"
"The dog is blue, and the minister is very relieved." Li Qinzai said humbly.
Li Zhi sighed again, now call him "Dog", in a few years, I am afraid that he will be upgraded to "evil animal", it will definitely be.
sent buckwheat out to play, Li Zhi sat by the fire unceremoniously, after all, he was still cheap, pulling up the fire like buckwheat, and the more he played, the more fun it became.
Men are teenagers until they die, and they like to play with fire until they die, and the emperor is no exception. I don't know if there will be a sentence added to tonight's emperor's living record: "Go to the urine kang, be ashamed and angry, and kill a few people who are close to you to kill your mouth." ”
"Jing Chu said last time that it can solve the problem of people's hunger for generations, does it have eyebrows now?" Li Zhi said while playing with fire.
Li Qinzai smiled bitterly: "The only person in the know has not yet spoken. ”
Li Zhi frowned: "So hard-mouthed? Is it the master of torture I sent to you who is not angry? ”
Li Qinzai sighed: "No, the torture instrument has been used on him countless times, but between life and death, he chose to suffer the crime alive, but the minister admires his perseverance and is a man." ”
Li Zhi's eyes suddenly opened, and there was murderous intent in his eyes: "In front of a thousand years of achievements, everyone in the world can be killed!" In this matter, I don't distinguish between loyalty and treachery, no matter who he is, he must be honest and relieved. ”
"If the torture is not strong enough, I will send another master to rectify it."
Li Qinzai shook his head: "Your Majesty, this is no longer a matter of torture, and if the torture continues, it will be difficult to save your life......
"Then let him recuperate for a few days, give him good food and drink, and when he relaxes for a few days, he will be punished again." Li Zhi said viciously.
Li Qinzai's cheeks twitched a few times, this is also a ruthless person, and he is quite proficient in psychological warfare.
"Your Majesty, the minister has crushed his psychology step by step, and is waiting for him to figure it out himself, in a few days, he should let go."
Li Zhi's face relaxed, and he said expectantly: "Jing Chu said that what can solve the hunger of the people for generations is a new kind of food, which has never appeared in the Tang Dynasty?" ”
"Yes."
The day before yesterday, Li Zhi was impatient and sent someone to inquire about the progress, and Li Qinzai had to reveal some things about the new grain to Li Zhi.
"This new grain can really yield 5,000 catties per mu?"
"Yes, maybe more, and in the south, where the climate is pleasant, it grows twice a year. This thing does not occupy fertile land, and can be planted in hillside depressions, and is drought and waterlogging-resistant, and does not need to be taken care of too much. ”
Li Zhi was stunned for a long time, his face suddenly turned red, and his eyes were slowly bloodshot.
Li Qinzai was frightened and hurriedly shook his shoulder: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, calm down!" ”
If this product bursts blood vessels in his own home, it will be a proper touch, and the Li family will not be able to turn over for generations.
So, what kind of heaven is this, it's clearly a walking Libyan self-detonating truck, the kind that touches blood porcelain.
Li Zhi took a deep breath, and his face finally returned to normal.
"Two crops a year, 5,000 catties per mu, do not occupy fertile land, drought and waterlogging tolerant......" Li Zhi gritted his teeth and said: "There is such a miraculous grain in the world, it is not a product of the Tang Dynasty, how can this work!" ”
"It has to be mine!" Li Zhi stood up suddenly, the green tendons on his neck jumped violently, and he roared hoarsely: "I have exhausted the army of millions and paid hundreds of thousands of casualties, and I will also take it into my pocket!" ”
"This alone can be used to expand the territory of thousands of miles, to destroy ten countries, and to pour a hundred cities!"
"Jing Chu!"
Li Qinzai's scalp was numb: "The minister is here." ”
"I command you, whatever it takes, whatever it takes, whatever is good, what is evil, what is black, whatever is white, all for me to use! I don't care about the process, as long as the result is the result, I want that new grain seed, I must! Li Zhi roared almost with all his might.
"Minister, uh, minister do his best."
"It's not a try, it's a must! I have to get it, Jing Chu will set up a military order for me, if it doesn't work out, come and see me, stand quickly! ”
Li Qinzai's eyelids jumped, Li Zhi is already a little crazy now, and the crazy demon also has a bit of a strong middle two temperament, which is so contradictory......
"Minister...... Don't stand! ”
"Okay, I'll be ...... Well? What? You don't make a military order? Why? Li Zhi said angrily.
"Your Majesty, if the cow doesn't drink water and press its head, how can anyone force others to make a military order, there is no such reason in the world." Li Qinzai smiled bitterly.
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