There are licking dogs in all dynasties and generations, regardless of gender, young and old.

Li Qinzai still can't figure out what Lao Wei is doing for licking the Song widow in the village like this.

If it is said that Widow Song is a stunning beauty, if she happens to grow up in Li Qinzai's aesthetic point, maybe Li Qinzai is willing to lick it occasionally.

But Li Qinzai knows Widow Song, who is a good man who upplucked the weeping willows, Lao Wei licked her like this, did he plan to learn martial arts with her every day after he got his hands on it, so as to improve his ability to kill enemies?

"Lao Wei, if you really want to take a concubine, as long as your mother-in-law does not object, and you really don't want to be embarrassed at all, with the military exploits and money you have saved over the years, you can hire a yellow flower girl in a nearby village with a lot of money and take her as a concubine, why hang yourself on the tree of the Song widow?" Li Qinzai asked puzzled.

Lao Wei grinned: "No, I will fall in love with the Song widow, and I won't change the stunning beauty." ”

"Why? Forgive me for being clumsy, what is the charm of Widow Song? ”

Lao Wei said with a smile: "What kind of charm can Widow Song have, her waist is thicker than a bucket, the tendons and flesh on her arms are stronger than mine, her armpits still smell of foxes, and her big feet can smoke people to death when she takes off her shoes......"

"What's more, she is powerful, a kitchen knife is very good, with my battlefield experience as a veteran of a hundred battles, if I fight with her, I dare not guarantee that the last person who will survive is me or her."

Li Qinzai's face turned green when he heard this: "This is clearly a dominatrix, what are you trying to do?" ”

"Just because she ignores me, she never has a good face for me, and when she sees me, she wields a kitchen knife and wants to chop me," Lao Wei showed a confused smile: "There is such a widow in the world, I don't believe that I can't attack her city!" ”

"Sooner or later, I will pluck out all her hair, let her lie soft in my arms, let me rub and ravage, and turn all the ruthlessness she has swung at me all these years into a thousand obedient finger twists, tsk! Just think about it! ”

Li Qinzai finally understood.

This old thing is cheap.

Of course, to put it mildly, this old man has become a domineering president, and this unruly woman has successfully attracted his attention.

Crazy mother-in-law, you will extinguish the fire you lit.

"Fifth Young Lang, the old man has always been curious, you don't seem to have done anything, those beauties were captured by you, what did you do?"

Li Qinzai was silent for a moment, and said euphemistically: "Lao Wei, women's fate is innate, and it is probably related to fate, some people really haven't done anything, and women take the initiative to pounce, and some people's tongues are licked numb, and they still can't get a girl." ”

Lao Wei said confusedly: "Fifth Young Lang, can you make it clearer?" Fate or something, the old man can't understand ......"

"Then I'll be more straightforward, two words can be summed up, 'look at the face'."

Li Qinzai pointed at himself reservedly and said, "I, the young man in white, am as gentle as jade. ”

He pointed at Lao Wei again: "You, half a hundred ugly men, stupid and black." ”

"Let's stand side by side, guess if the woman will pounce on me or you?"

Lao Wei's face was ugly and said, "If you are not blind, you should pounce on you." ”

"Yes, life is so unfair, you can't ask for a widow whose waist is thicker than a bucket, and so many women like me, do you think I'm as happy as you think? No, you can't imagine my happiness......"

Lao Wei's face turned green, his lips sobbed for a long time, and finally sighed.

Li Qinzai had a compelling number in his heart, he knew that if he hadn't been the fifth young man of the Li family, the swishing words just now, Lao Wei would have already waved his hoe and stretched out his guts.

"The old man still has his duty, thinking about how to get Widow Song." Lao Wei said in a sullen voice, and the hoe in his hand waved again, and he skillfully loosened the soil for Widow Song's ground.

"Let's go back early and rest after finishing the work, the day of spring sowing has not passed, don't rush these two days." Li Qinzai greeted.

was about to go back, but Lao Wei suddenly said: "It's better to finish the farm work in Zhuangzi as soon as possible, yesterday the official came up, and the number of strong men in Zhuangzi was unified, and it was said that after spring sowing, strong men would be recruited to go out to serve in the army." ”

Li Qinzai paused, turned around and said in astonishment: "What kind of servitude?" Why didn't anyone tell me? ”

Lao Wei sighed and said: "Yesterday, the Weinan County Ya came to a household, and the imperial court issued a conscription order, and we have a total of 400,000 strong men in Guanzhong, and on the way from Guanzhong to Hedong Road, more than a dozen palaces will be built, and the stone steps of Mount Tai will be requisitioned......"

Li Qinzai immediately understood: "Because the Son of Heaven wants to seal Mount Tai? ”

Lao Wei nodded: "There are hundreds of strong men in Zhuangzi, at least most of them must be transferred, this time, I am afraid that I will not be able to come back for a year and a half, fortunately, the old man is the worship master in our house, and he can be exempted from forced labor, and the strong men of other families will be punished." ”

"I heard that the local government is recruiting strong men within its jurisdiction, whether it is the Construction Bank Palace, or the stone steps, it is all tiring work."

"The government says that it is in charge of the rice, but everyone knows that the official family's food is half full every day, and when the descendants of Zhuangzi come back after serving their duties for a year and a half, I am afraid that there will be no one."

Lao Wei sighed distressedly, but he knew very well that such a big matter could not be solved by him as a grass farmer, so he had to wave his hoe with his head and vent the sullenness in his heart.

Li Qinzai stood by the ridge, his face becoming more and more solemn.

If you don't care about it, you can avoid most of the troubles in the world, but even if you avoid some things, it will still take the initiative to find your head after all.

I thought that the matter of Feng Chan Taishan was very far away from him, Li Zhi loved Se, so he got Se, Li Zhi did a few things worthy of Se in recent years, and it was okay to invite credit from God.

The treasury has no money and no food, and if you borrow a little more from the landlords of the people, you will owe so much anyway, and if you are lucky enough to encounter a few good years, you may be able to pay it off.

If a person wants to avoid trouble, he can always find various reasons and excuses.

Avoiding trouble is a character reason, but Li Qinzai's real thoughts in his heart are actually against Feng Chan Taishan.

once tested Li Tao's reaction, and after Li Tao sternly warned him not to mix, Li Qinzai no longer openly showed his attitude, and even Shangguanyi's old fox tried to poke the fire several times, but he was not fooled.

Originally, he didn't care much about it, and he also knew very well what kind of political significance Feng Chan Taishan had to the Tang Dynasty and Li Zhi, and on such a sensitive topic, of course he would hide as far away as possible.

However, at this moment, when he learned that the strong man on his Zhuangzi had been requisitioned by the government, Li Qinzai's heart suddenly felt very uncomfortable.

The inexplicable irritability, if you have to describe it, is probably a kind of calf protection mentality.

The young man in my village, how can you call the master of your own family, you want to be with God, why should I let my villager's family build a house and build roads for you?

(End of chapter)