On the stage, Zhang Cailing continued. Talk show is to tell the funniest story with the most serious and serious expression, so Zhang Cailing continued to tell it with a serious face.

"To be honest, I don't even know where to put this flower. Put it on the table, and you don't dare to put food on the table. Put it next to the wall, and don't dare to put pendants on the wall. One day I couldn't help it, so I asked him, I said that the owner of this place where you bought flowers, he didn't recommend anything else to you? ”

He said that he recommended it, and the flower recommended by the boss has a shelf at the back, and he can support it there. You say that you are alive, and it is not that you can't take flowers. I said you take me to this flower shop to have a look, I think his main business object may not be a big living person. ”

Spectator:

"Hahahaha!"

"This talk show is kind of interesting!"

"It's funny at the beginning!"

"This Taoist companion is so interesting, hahahaha!"

"Chrysanthemums are all sent to the dead, he doesn't know, hahaha, this is a stupid practice, right?"

"I think it must be something short in my head, hahaha!"

Zhang Cailing continued to speak seriously-

"This shop doesn't have a name, it's called a shroud wreath. I looked at it, and finally, I said okay, you can buy flowers here, but fortunately you didn't buy me clothes here. My Taoist said, he asked, but there is nothing here that fits your body. ”

"I said I understood, let's go. My Taoist couple said, come here, go in and have a look, and greet the boss. When he entered, he told the boss, boss, I'm here again, this is my Taoist couple. ”

"It may be the person who bought the circle, the first time he saw the person who received the circle, and he came to pick up the goods in person."

Everyone was out of breath laughing.

Huoyun Elder Dole slapped his thigh: "Hahahahaha, this story is simply amazing!" It's so much fun! ”

At this point in this talk show, the audience is really looking forward to what will happen next.

Seeing that Zhang Cailing paused, she deliberately took out a bottle of water to drink, and said while drinking: "I'll take a sip of soul water to catch my breath!" ”

Everyone: "!! ”

No wonder there is no advertising slogan in front of this show, it turns out to be waiting here!

Moisturize the soul water, this water is very famous! It is said that there is a lot of spiritual energy in the water!

Zhang Cailing took a sip of water, and then continued-

"Then the boss was writing elegiac couplets for others, and when he saw me, his face was whiter than paper, and he pointed at me and asked, didn't you leave two months ago?"

"I said I just came back to see why my flowers didn't have a couplet."

Everyone laughed like crazy and slapped their thighs desperately!

Sometimes people in the cultivation realm are like this, they are very simple, and all their thoughts are given to the cultivation karma first.

So it's especially fun to hear such an interesting story.

Zhang Cailing continued——

"Actually, I'm a Taoist couple, he is very good, and he cares a lot about me, but he is very dedicated to cultivation and cultivation, from childhood to adulthood, so he doesn't know much about many of our cultures. For example, our humility. ”

"Once when we went out to practice, we met an old-timer on the way. The old man asked him, "How are you doing?" My Taoist said that the practice is very good, what about you? ”

"The old man said, I won't, but I can practice with you. But I was injured some time ago, and one arm is not very good, so you have to bear more. ”

"So that day, I was on that mountain, watching my Taoist couple and a sloppy old-timer in sloppy clothes, comparing there."

"I didn't touch the sword during the whole journey."

"The old-timers are all over the whole process, and there is no place to move."

"It's hard for the old-timers. The old-timers said you took it! My Taoist said, you didn't let me pick it up! My Taoist couple asked the old-timers, you are moving, and the old-timers said, you don't need me to move! ”

"After the two of them finished the game, I said to the old-timer, the old-timer, you are too powerful, you can beat him with a good arm. The old-timer said, "I'm using the one that doesn't work well." ”

The laughter of everyone in the audience during the whole process was simply one after another, so interesting!

This scene, everyone's mind is instantly pictured!

At the foot of a mountain, a sloppy old-timer, with a sword in one hand, and then a young man was beaten alive......

It's just fun!

Zhang Cailing continued——

The next day, the old man said, "No, let's go up the mountain and have a look." Do you know how to fight monsters? My Taoist said yes, what about you? The old-timers said, no, you can play with them. ”

"I found that my Taoist is very simple-minded. His understanding of the meeting is not quite the same as ours. The old-timers think that I can't be invincible, I just won't. My fellow Taoist thinks that if I wasn't killed, I just would. ”

So they went up to the mountain. My fellow Daoist made him all the gaps with a sword, and finally reached the halfway point of the mountain. As a result, when I looked up, the old-timers had already reached the top of the mountain, and there were monsters all around. ”

"My Taoist couple was thinking, so many demon beasts didn't hurry up, but the old man actually grabbed him and started chattering."

"The old-timer asked, boy, there shouldn't be many people in your village, right?"

"My Taoist said, if you keep nagging, you have to have one less!"

All:

"Hahaha! This story is so much fun! ”

"There's no one else in this couple!"

"It's really, innocently cute!"

"One less, hahahahahaha!"

Zhang Cailing:

"I felt a little pity for him at the time, I felt that this was my guidance to him, so I told him, I said no, I can play with you, this is to show respect for people, is modesty."

"My fellow Taoist remembered. It just so happened that our Feiyun Sect was recruiting disciples, and we both signed up, and we were both selected, so we went to the sect to report. ”

"On the day of the report, a deacon senior brother of our sect cried excitedly when my Taoist companion was recorded, and finally someone brought him into the door!"

The deacon brother asked casually: Have you practiced before?"

"My Taoist couple replied very seriously: No, I can play with you."

After I finished answering, I looked back at me very proudly and asked me, "How did I answer?"

"I said you just tell me if you want yellow chrysanthemums or white chrysanthemums."

"I'm Zhang Cailing, thank you!"

This is the end of a talk show, and everyone in the audience responded with the warmest applause!

This story is really good and interesting!

Especially the most important thing is that the beginning and the end are echoed!

At this time, there is a thought in everyone's hearts - Lu Yun, a great talent!

……

In the stands, Elder Huoyun stared at the stage below, his eyes were like lightning and thunder: "No, this Lu Yun, I have to get him no matter what!" For the next few hundred years, I'll be looking at him for fun! ”