Chapter 60: You Stomp You Are Numb!

To say that the identity of Lu Yun and Fang Qianru's villagers is quite acceptable to everyone, as soon as this King Kong stepped on the flying sword, the scene exploded! "Isn't it?! What the heck?! It's really a flying sword! ”

"Is that okay?!"

"He wouldn't really be going to kidnap this man, would he?!"

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it if I die!"

"It's impossible, right?"

At this time, King Kong stepped on the flying sword, he was originally big, and this stepping on the flying sword suddenly seemed to be like a cow flying over, and the effect was particularly explosive!

Just now, at this time, Fang Qianru began to reluctantly shout-

"Ah, it's turned, it's turned, it's turned!"

King Kong originally flew well, but when he heard this voice, he suddenly flew more and more crookedly: "Eh, eh." ”

The audience was already laughing at this time: "Hahahaha! ”

"Crutch, crutch! Crutch! Fang Qianru continued to shout with her cuffs inserted.

King Kong suddenly jumped down from the flying sword: "Eh, eh, I said what are you commanding blindly?" Do you know where I'm going to go, and you're going to let me kidnap you? ”

Audience: "Hahahaha! ”

Lu Yun hurriedly reminded on the side: "Shouting for sale." ”

Fang Qianru shouted: "Sell! Sell! ”

King Kong jumped on the flying sword and was about to leave, Lu Yun said angrily on the side: "What are you talking about?" ”

Fang Qianru: "Abduction." ”

Lu Yun: "Connect." ”

Fang Qianru said loudly: "It's been trafficked!" Abducted! ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience immediately squirted!

"Trafficking?"

"Hahaha!"

"Oops, I'm laughing to death!"

"Hahahaha!"

"That's so interesting!"

Even Elder Huoyun kept patting his thighs: "Hahahaha, the old man will spend the rest of his life pointing to this sketch!" ”

King Kong, who was originally leaving, immediately jumped down when he heard this: "En? What's going on? Who's going to kidnap you? ”

He is already tall and big, and he is a little silly again, and his smile is excellent!

Fang Qianru said stupidly: "No, he was abducted." ”

King Kong looked at Lu Yun, "You want to abduct and sell?" ”

Lu Yun glanced at him, "Abduction? Trafficking Can I be trafficking like this? You buy it! ”

The current Fang Qianru is a little ugly!

The audience laughed: "Hahahaha! ”

King Kong: "Hey, what the hell is going on with you guys?" ”

Fang Qianru smiled dryly: "The two of us are two, playing here!" ”

Lu Yun also smiled: "Hehehe, it's okay to play!" ”

King Kong scratched his bald head: "These two people, big New Year's land, selling people to play?" ”

Saying that he was leaving.

Lu Yun saw that he was on the flying sword, and directly commented: "The precursor to going mad." ”

King Kong instantly felt like he had been electrified, and hurriedly jumped down: "Who do you say went crazy?!" ”

Lu Yun: "Ah no, I didn't say you, you go yours." ”

King Kong: "It's ......"

King Kong continued to leave, Lu Yun: "Three days at most!" ”

King Kong jumped down directly: "How do you talk about this?!" Who is three days at most?! ”

Lu Yun: "It's nothing, I just saw something, and you can't believe it." ”

King Kong: "How do you know I can't believe it?" ”

Lu Yun: "Then do you really believe it?" ”

King Kong: "I believe it! ”

The audience was stunned - this is being fooled!

Lu Yun: "In the recent period, I don't feel that a certain part of your body is different from the past. You think, you think hard! ”

King Kong touched his head: "I don't feel it, I just feel that my neck is getting thicker and thicker?" ”

The audience immediately squirted: "Hahahaha! Not to mention, King Kong's neck is really thick! ”

Lu Yun snapped his fingers: "That's right, but this is not the main disease!" Do you know why your neck is thick? It is the meridians that you practice that are blocked, and your neck is suffocated. ”

King Kong was stunned: "Where is that?" ”

Lu Yun pointed out: "Below the waist, feet up!" The middle section of the Foot Taiyin and Spleen Sutra! ”

King Kong: "Legs?" ”

Lu Yun: "That's right! ”

King Kong shook his head: "No, there is nothing wrong with my legs!" This meridian is also quite smooth. Besides, if you know how to cultivate, you can say that my meridians are not good! ”

"If you don't know how to cultivate, can I say that you are too yin and spleen to practice badly?" Lu Yun began to flicker: "I won't tell you, I also practiced before, but I didn't pay much attention to it at the time, but didn't this practice be wasted?" ”

King Kong's eyes widened: "Really? ”

Lu Yun: "That's necessary!" He said and pointed at King Kong, and said loudly: "Whether you are sick or not, I will know at a glance!" Come, take two steps! Take two steps! Take two steps without getting sick! Walk! ”

At this point, the audience burst into laughter-

"Hahaha, this thing is too good to fool!"

"The Foot Taiyin and Spleen Sutra have all been spoken!"

"Liars have to cultivate these days, otherwise they won't be able to fool people!"

At this time, King Kong was also frightened by Lu Yun's momentum, and was a little stunned: "Okay, take two steps, take two steps." ”

And so it began.

At first, he walked quite well, although his movements were stiff but there were no major problems.

As a result, Lu Yun looked at it, this is not good!

He walked in front, Lu Yun walked one step higher and one step lower, and slowly King Kong also began to go higher and lower step by step!

Lu Yun suddenly waved his hand: "Stop!" You're fine with your shoes, right? One with high and one with low? ”

King Kong: "I'm a cloth shoe, there's nothing wrong with it!" ”

Lu Yun: "That's right, even if your leg is sick, it's definitely because your feet are too yin and spleen meridian numb!" Well, I'll tune it up for you. Believe it or not, your legs are lifted up with my hands, how high and high you can go, and how hard you fall, okay? Believe it or not? You are sick in this meridian, come, get up! ”

Fang Qianru watched curiously from the side.

King Kong nervously lifts his legs!

The audience's eyes widened!

"Here, step!" Lu Yun's hand fell hard, and suddenly King Kong stomped his foot fiercely!

What strength King Kong has, this stamping of his feet, the whole ring seems to tremble!

"Go on!"

"Come again!"

"Go on!"

In the end, Lu Yun stopped: "Stop, is it numb?" ”

King Kong was stunned: "It's numb!" ”

Fang Qianru hurriedly pulled Lu Yun aside and wondered, "Eh, why is he numb?" ”

Lu Yun rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, you will be numb if you stomp!" ”

Can you not be numb? This is the ring, with the strength of King Kong, he stomped his feet so hard, and his legs were not broken and he was strong!

At this time, seeing this scene, all the audience couldn't help it, and countless people burst into laughter!

"Hahahaha!"

"This big fool is really enough to fool!"

"You stomp on you, I'm not going to do it, hahahaha, this King Kong is too silly!"

"yes, it's so hard ground, can you not be numb if you stomp your feet like this?!"

At this time, Lu Yun pinched his waist with one hand and waved his hand proudly: "Walk up, walk up!" Don't control it, your meridian is 100% broken, don't control it, relax! Walk! Let's go! Let's go, let's go! Let's go, don't think about it, will you come with me? Walk up, little by little, go. ”

King Kong is really getting more and more crooked at this time, and he is getting more and more crooked: "Oops, oops, mom, why am I lame?" ”

Fang Qianru was surprised: "Good legs are lame!" ”

King Kong turned around: "What did you say?" ”

Lu Yun smiled: "Have you looked at it?" My old sister can see it, and she said that you are lame if you flicker. ”

King Kong was about to cry, "Old girl, why didn't you find out so early?" ”

Fang Qianru smiled: "That's because you haven't met him a long time ago, and you would have been lame if you met him a long time ago!" ”

Everyone laughed!