The horizontal ones are afraid of being stunned, the stunned ones are afraid of not dying, and the daunting ones are afraid of going crazy.

It's a food chain that doesn't change through the ages.

Obviously, Wu Minzhi is at the top of the food chain.

Li Qinzai's courage is not small, he has also experienced thousands of troops and horses, he was not afraid at that time, but facing Wu Minzhi today, to be honest, he was really a little scared.

The source of fear is based on the laws of the past life, and it is not illegal to kill people with a nervous disorder.

Therefore, if Wu Minzhi suddenly kills himself with a knife now, will he be punished by the law?

Li Qinzai thought about it and felt that Empress Wu should protect him, not only would he protect him, but maybe he would also clap his hands behind his back.

But Li Zhi must have wanted to kill him.

After all, in Li Zhi's heart, he and Li Qinzai's cost performance is different.

Who is more important, a pillar of the dynasty who has made a lot of contributions to the Tang Dynasty, or a neurotic who eats and waits for death?

Halfway through the banquet, Li Qinzai already had an urge to call his subordinates to come in and protect him.

"Brother Minzhixian, let's give you an interesting question." Li Qinzai said with a smile.

Wu Minzhi raised his eyebrows: "I have heard for a long time that Li County Hou is amazing and famous, and it is an honor to be able to get Li County Hou to come up with the question." ”

"If you had a basin in front of you, filled with water, and you were given a small wooden spoon and a large scoop, what tool would you choose to use to get the water out?"

Wu Minzhi said without thinking: "Of course use a scoop, do you still need to think about it?" ”

Li Qinzai's face was even more worried.

Sure, this guy is a real psychopath.

After Wu Minzhi answered, he looked stunned, and said cautiously: "Li Xianhou's question, it must not be so simple, right?" Did you get it wrong below? ”

Li Qinzai said depressedly: "The correct answer is...... Pick up the basin and pour it out. ”

Wu Minzhi: "............"

Li Qinzai sighed, it was said that this question was very famous in his previous life, but he couldn't remember whether this question was used to test for neuropathy or mental retardation.

In short, Wu Minzhi is either neurotic or mentally retarded, and he is really hammered.

Thinking is infinitely divergent, if you use this question to test those little bastards in the school......

Li Qinzai dispelled this idea in an instant, he had a hunch, the result must be very sad, maybe the whole class is mentally handicapped, Ganjingzhuang Pheasant School was renamed Pheasant Disability School......

The logic of Wu Minzhi's behavior is unpredictable, he took the initiative to provoke Qi Bizhen, and beat people, obviously he was not afraid of his father General Qi Bizhen, more specifically, he was not afraid of powerful people.

But after being plotted by Buck'er, he came to the Li family's courtyard to sprinkle, and after being beaten by Li Qinzai, he took the initiative to reveal it, not only that, but also took out the valuable ornaments on his body to compensate Qi Bizhen.

After Li Qinzai thought about it seriously, he felt that Wu Minzhi had revealed the matter, of course, he was not afraid of Li Qinzai's power, to be honest, in terms of background background, although Wu Minzhi was not as good as Li Qinzai, he was not afraid, and if he continued to fight, he would only lose both.

He is not even afraid of what the force of the deed must be, there is no reason to be afraid of Li Qinzai, it doesn't make sense logically.

So, what exactly does this thing think?

"Brother Min Zhixian is young, but it's really hard to guess." Li Qinzai said with emotion.

Wu Minzhi blinked: "Li Xianhou thinks my city is deep? ”

"I don't think you're normal......" Li Qinzai said very bluntly.

"With Li Xianhou's thoughts, how should it be called normal in the future?"

Li Qinzai thought for a while and said, "You should take people and horses to the door today to seek revenge, smash and rob when you enter the door, and when you see me, you will directly draw a knife and chase ......."

Wu Minzhi was stunned: "Li Xianhou likes this? ”

"In contrast, I'd rather you be like this, so that I can kill you and sacrifice to the heavens without any scruples......" Li Qinzai smiled bitterly: "Now you are relieved and compensated, and I have messed up my thinking, and I don't know whether to treat you as a friend or an enemy." ”

Wu Minzhi showed a crazy smile again: "Hahaha, it can make the world-famous Li Xianhou worry, even if I Wu Minzhi didn't come in vain today, this life is enough!" ”

After laughing for a while, Wu Minzhi said: "Li Xianhou Mo is too worried, I just want to get acquainted with Li Xianhou, although I sometimes don't have a lot of inspiration, and occasionally make crazy mistakes, but I'm not stupid." ”

"Being friends with Li Xianhou is far stronger than being an enemy countless times."

The corners of Li Qinzai's mouth hooked: "Friend? ”

Wu Minzhi smiled and saluted: "Foolish brother Gao Panjingchu brother." ”

Li Qinzai was silent for a long time, and finally smiled: "Okay, friend." ”

…………

The friend was made, but Li Qinzai was still not very sure.

But Wu Minzhi was obviously very down-to-earth, and when he heard Li Qinzai admit that he was a friend, Wu Minzhi danced with joy, and then drank desperately.

Xuantan's handicap Li Qinzai was shocked, although the alcohol content of this era was very low, but it was still easy to get drunk with a jar.

The banquet lasted all afternoon, and it wasn't until night fell that Wu Minzhi finally got drunk.

Li Qinzai instructed his subordinates to help him to sleep in the wing room in the front yard, and then shook his head and walked to the back yard.

Cui Jie was lying on the bed in the backyard, with two old women and two maids waiting next to her.

The low table next to the bed is full of all kinds of snacks, dried meat, green plum preserves, sweet and sour flavors.

Cui Jie was holding a book in her hand, and when she looked away from the book and glanced at the snacks on the low table, the experienced old woman accurately caught her gaze and stuffed the snacks she liked into her mouth.

The little mouth squirmed a few times, and the old woman saw that she was about to open her mouth, so she put her hands under her chin, and a plum kernel spat out, and spit out exactly on the old woman's hand.

This tacit understanding will never be practiced without three or two years of training.

Li Qinzai couldn't help but be amazed.

"How? Is there anything special about it? Li Qinzai asked enviously.

Cui Jie glanced at him: "What's the point?" ”

Li Qinzai pointed at her, and then at the old woman: "How did you do this tacit understanding?" ”

"What?"

"I always dream of a subordinate like this, what I want to eat and vomit, I don't need to say a word at all, a look can solve it perfectly, it's too suitable for a salted fish like me."

The old woman smiled reservedly: "The old man sent a few slaves to wait for the young lady, after all, he took a fancy to the insignificant advantages of the slave body, and waited for the work of the master's family, and the slave body has been doing it all his life." ”

"If you don't even have this bit of eyesight, how can it be worth the old man personally ordering a few slaves to come?"

Cui Jie put down the book and said, "Don't worry about the backyard matter, I heard that someone in the house came to make trouble today?" ”

Li Qinzai came back to his senses and said, "Oh, it's not a trouble, there was a little misunderstanding before, but after he was convinced, he and I recognized each other's friends." ”

Cui Jie said puzzledly: "How did the husband make him happy and convinced?" ”

Li Qinzai glanced at her: "Of course it's to use fists and feet to convince people, otherwise?" Is it to convince people with virtue? ”

"I heard from the next person that it was the people of the martial arts family who made trouble...... Husband, are we getting deeper and deeper in our grudges with the queen's family? Cui Jie's expression was worried.

Li Qinzai reached out and touched her abdomen, the pregnancy was still short, her abdomen was still flat, and there was no sign of bulge.

"Take care of the baby, don't worry about the outside affairs, with me, the sky can't fall."

"Besides, this is the one who made trouble today...... It's hard to describe, maybe not the enemy. ”