Chapter 80: Elder Huoyun's Blind Date
In fact, according to Lu Yun's original thoughts, with the formations he currently has in his hands, he will definitely not be able to get a particularly high-end intercontinental missile or the like, but at least an ordinary pistol or the like can be made from a technical level. If the power of the Flame Burst Talisman is slightly weakened, it is the best gunpowder, and that thing is easier than gunpowder with the Heavenly Dao Lab copy and paste array diagram.
Lu Yun's real headache is that things in this world can't be standardized.
This is actually very normal, the Chinese 5,000-year-old civilization did not have the concept of standardization until modern times, and the earliest times to build airplanes, the size of parts and parts are different.
Not to mention here......
Therefore, if you can't standardize and standardize, doing those high-precision things can only be regarded as empty talk.
Otherwise, he would definitely not mind making a true version of Gatling.
"Speaking of which, the thoughts in your head are indeed different from most of the people I've ever met." Elder Huoyun looked around Lu Yun left and right for a while, and then smacked his lips: "But a hundred flying swords, it sounds quite interesting, and it's also very good to kill time......"
Lu Yun: "......"
"I said Master," Lu Yun couldn't help but complain: "You are also in the Tribulation Realm!" Crossing the Tribulation Realm! Is it like a whole day? β
Elder Huoyun suddenly stared at him with wide eyes: "Why don't you say anything?!" You don't understand that you have lived for less than 600 years, and I have lived for more than 600 years, and I have never seen anything? I haven't fought every day, I haven't practiced any skills, I've been on a blind date several times, and my fellow Taoists have changed a few times! If you don't find something to do day by day, how can you live? β
Lu Yun: "!! β
In an instant, Lu Yun's gossip fire began to burn!
Elder Huoyun!
One of the elders of the dignified Feiyun Sect actually went on a blind date!
And the Taoist couples have changed a few stubbles!
Really?!
"Master, when you reach that realm, Daoist couples can still be changed?" Lu Yun is excited! That's a big piece of gossip!
He's got the title in mind!
"Elder Huoyun's blind date, is it the annihilation of human nature or the degradation of morality?!" γ
As soon as he mentioned this, Elder Huoyun suddenly let out a long sigh, put his arm around Lu Yun's shoulders and walked out, saying as he walked, "Alas, speaking of this, there are some people who have said it. Do you think, after living for hundreds of years, there is no room for growth for a long time, what can you usually do? It's not about changing daughters-in-law to play. Do you really think that others can live with you for hundreds of years? I'm tired of watching it for more than ten or twenty years! Didn't they become brothers together in the end? Seven of the last people who bowed to me in the end! β
Lu Yun: "......"
This is simply a dick explosion, this is simply the secret of the cultivation realm!
Elder Huoyun continued, "But people are always group animals, and it is really lonely to die if you practice alone, you have to have a companion, right?" That's why someone introduced me to a girl. Speaking of the few times I went on a blind date, others introduced me to all the little girls at the level of Yuanying, who was only over 300 years old, and was more than 20 generations behind me......"
Lu Yun: "!! β
This is super hot, isn't it?
Elder Huoyun also rarely encountered Lu Yun so right, and as soon as this topic was opened, he gushed endlessly: "But you said that those little girls have a lot of hearts. This meeting, but it was also very good-looking, but there were too many requirements. Just the one I went on a blind date two years ago, that's a lot of requirements! First of all, there must be a cave house with very good feng shui in the Feiyun Sect, and it is not good if it is small, at least five acres of land. You have to have a flying boat to go out, and the grade of the flying boat can't be lower. Then after she lives with me, a set of superb jewelry is indispensable, and it has to be the kind with attributes. Then you have to prepare two sets of full equipment, women always love beauty. In the end, I had to prepare 300,000 spirit stones as a dowry. β
Lu Yun: "......"
I'm a grass, does this cultivation realm also pay attention to this?!
Elder Huoyun continued: "If you want to say this, it's okay, I'm also a tribulation, and naturally there will be no shortage of things. But the girl said she had to bring something for her sworn brother! Do you think I can do this?! I'm going on a blind date to find a Taoist partner, not to help the poor! At that time, I told her that the two of us were not suitable, she deserved to find a better one, and she must not lower her requirements, anyway, a lifetime of patience will pass for hundreds of years......"
Lu Yun was completely speechless when he heard this.
What does it mean that every family has a scripture that is difficult to read?
It's no wonder that this Huoyun Elder is playing all day long, it's not that he doesn't want to find a Taoist couple to spend together, he really can't afford it......
It's fantastic!
The cultivation realm actually said it on a blind date, do you dare to believe it?!
"So," Elder Huoyun said, "what do you think I can do?" Thanks to finding such a good apprentice as you, there are really a lot of tricks in my head, and I have no problem playing everything for a few years, haha! So, what are you going to do this time, but you must bring me with you! β
Lu Yun was speechless: "I thought that when I reached your realm, I was basically meditating and cultivating every day......
Elder Huoyun suddenly pouted: "That will strain the lumbar muscles." β
Lu Yun was completely speechless.
Well, you're the one who crossed the catastrophe, and you're right.
The psoas muscle strain is out......
But also, but all living creatures, I have not heard of any kind of creatures that do not eat, drink, or move all year round and become more and more powerful.
If that's the case, then all Olympic champions on earth should be in a vegetative state......
While talking, the two of them arrived at the gate of the small courtyard where Lu Yun lived, and when they entered the courtyard, Elder Huoyun looked around and said, "You are doing research here?" What's next for you? β
Lu Yun said: "I don't have any plans, aren't we going to explore, I have to bring some weapons, but you said that you don't have a Qiankun bag or anything, so you can only get another vehicle." β
"So what?" Elder Huoyun said: "As the so-called soldiers and horses go first before the grain and grass are moved, this vehicle is indeed very important to you, like Mo Wushuang, they don't need itβwhat are you going to use as a vehicle?" β
Lu Yun thought for a while, and then said, "I really haven't thought about it either. Anyway, the flying sword you gave me will definitely not work, and if something is slightly crooked, it will fall to the ground. β
It's the truth.
The flying sword itself is a plane, and once the things on it fall to the ground are slightly crooked, it will be very troublesome, if you fly all the way and fall all the way, you don't have to do anything, just pick up things.
"That's true," Elder Huoyun touched his chin, he looked around for a while, and shook his head, "There's nothing suitable." β
The two of them went into the house to look.
Lu Yun's bedroom is naturally not entered, in the cultivation realm, it is a consensus that the owner must not enter the private space of other people's homes without consent, but it is obvious that the outhouse, that is, the kitchen, is not in this list.
The two of them looked at it for a while, and Elder Huoyun's eyes suddenly lit up: "Oh, apprentice, look, this pot is good!" Wouldn't this be the best vehicle if you put that hanging array picture on the pot?! β
Lu Yun: "......"
So I will fly in front of the door in the future, followed by a big iron pot?